Chapter 129 Tang called the beast
"Everyone must pay more attention, the poor monk has reminded everyone today, but not only these green apples and sugar cane, but also those of the same nature cannot be eaten......
"Elder, let's talk about ....."
"Yo, I forgot, this apple and fish match, but also eat less, although this fish is not seafood, but eating together still has some impact, everyone pay attention to eat less....."
"Yes, Elder, if you want me to say, these things, how to eat and be happy, there is no need to say so much....."
"I'm upstairs upstairs, health is the most important, body is the most important, not the mouth is the most important...."
"Hey, life, what do you do so much, as long as you eat people who don't die, it's okay....."
"Haha, elders, they are wasting a piece of your hard work, don't tell them in the future, just tell me ....."
"Amitabha, the poor monk is now a food anchor, everything that should be said can be said, but what should be eaten has to be eaten, life is in the world, this delicacy cannot be refused, the poor monk does not go to hell, who goes to hell?" Tang Seng said at the end, laughing.
"Elder Tang, you're awesome....."
"Tang Brick, why don't you say that what you just said is the author's word count?"
"Calling a beast, definitely calling a beast....."
"Upstairs upstairs, the author can't be so shameless, make up the number of words so that you can see, this is popularizing knowledge for everyone....."
"Phew, you're good upstairs!"
"Amitabha, don't argue with the donors, there are six or seven hundred people in total, you make trouble again, no one is there, pay attention to the impact, pay attention to the GDP, the poor monk has not entered the account for a long time, in response to what he just said, are you contributing..... "This Tang monk is a special gift in a roundabout way!"
"Contribution, Elder, you are a public welfare anchor....."
"Yes, it's called the Beast Lecture Hall, and the brick family scholars pass on knowledge...."
"There is no contribution, only sharing, anyway, what I heard is sharing...."
"I'm the same upstairs"
"Plus one...."
......
Tang Seng almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, public welfare live broadcast, sharing?I bought a watch last year.....
I can't live this special day anymore, and I still share it....
Suddenly, a burst of fragrance poured into Tang Seng's nose.
What a taste it is!
Hi, the taste of sweet potato....
Phew, it's the smell of roasted wild boar!
Pointing angrily at the roasted golden boar, Tang Seng swallowed his saliva and said, "Audience friends, under the guidance of the poor monk, how about the roasted wild boar?"
"Damn, this is a roast boar?"
"You can smell the fragrance through the screen..."
"Lick the screen...."
Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong couldn't wait for a long time, and quickly moved the wild boar to the big rocks by the water that were paved with branches and leaves, which temporarily became a dining table.
Tang Seng was the first to cut a small piece of meat with a knife, put it in his mouth, and chewed it gently.
"Elder, how does it taste?"
"It's called a beast.... Let the beast speak..."
"Elder Tang, Tang is called a beast, Tang Brick family?"
This special Tang Seng didn't speak, which made such an audience angry.
"It must be unpalatable, look at his face....."
"He stopped talking...."
"Master, how is it?" Sun Wukong asked as he stared at Tang Seng.
Zhu Bajie looked at the meat, and couldn't wait to grab the knife in Tang Seng's hand immediately, slash it, and send it directly to his mouth.
The sand monk has a black face, and his eyes are shining when he looks at it!
"Hmm... This taste, it's really..."
"Oh, my master, you say, you are going to kill my grandson in a hurry....."
"Master, my old pig is hungry....."
Tang Seng licked his lips and paused for a long time before saying, "This taste, it's absolutely ....."
"Damn, you dead monk, pretend to be a force and grind for a long time....."
"Just say no, and no one will rob you..."
"Well, Bajie, the person in charge of the logistics department is in a hurry, this food is also under your control, divide this meat into a ....." said, in the envious eyes of everyone, Tang Seng handed the knife to Zhu Bajie.
Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, where do you care what Zhu Bajie, whether you are in charge or not, directly tore off the big hind legs of the little wild boar, everyone is staring at Sun Wukong, angry!
"Master, don't bother you to do it, I will give you a piece of thigh meat, it is definitely delicious....."
Tang Seng nodded, even if this monkey is a little filial.
Zhu Bajie stood there with a knife, looking at everything that happened around him in astonishment, didn't you just say that I was going to share it?
Cut, this nerd, said to let you divide, did you take it seriously?
Sun Wukong immediately tore off the other hind leg, handed it directly to Sha Seng, and said: "Senior Brother Sha, along the way, you have worked hard, making a fire and cooking is also hard, this hind leg, give you ....."
Looking at the hind legs handed by Sun Wukong, Sha Seng was so excited, he swallowed his saliva, and still said: "Senior brother, you can use this.....
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he looked at Sha Seng and said: "Senior Brother Sha is still sensible, but you have eaten ..... hind legs."
As he spoke, he stuffed it directly to Sha Seng, who wiped his hands on his body, took his hind legs and nodded, and gnawed on.
It's still a big brother, remember my little junior brother.
The knife in Zhu Bajie's hand was pinched tightly, looking at Sun Wukong, he was almost desperate.
Looking at the remaining two front legs, Sun Wukong broke them directly one in one hand, and the oil in the pork splashed out with a stinging sound, and Zhu Bajie's heart was itching.
"Senior brother, one of these two front legs?" Zhu Bajie said with a smile, the knife in his hand was shaking.
"Idiot, this body and bones are all yours, there is a lot of meat, this front leg, I am one, and the little white dragon is one....."
Tang Seng had a smile in his eyes and glanced at Sun Wukong, this monkey still hasn't broken off with the little white dragon, and he is still thinking about the little white dragon.
"Hey, senior brother, look at what you said, what kind of meat does this little white dragon want to eat, just give him the body bones later....."
"Idiot, the little white dragon is carrying the master, he works so hard every day, don't you eat some good supplements? Look at you, what kind of fat you have become, it's time to eat less, and then talk about grabbing things with a brute, don't you feel ashamed?" Sun Wukong scolded directly.
"You ....." If Zhu Bajie hadn't taken into account Tang Seng's face, the knife in his hand would have been white and red would have come out.
Seeing Sun Wukong give his front legs to the little white dragon and talk to the little white dragon, Zhu Bajie was very unhappy in his heart.
"Bajie, let Wukong's wish come true...."They don't know what the relationship between Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong is, Tang Seng knows it in his heart.
"I can't finish my hind legs for the teacher, you come here, and divide half of you for the teacher...."
Zhu Bajie was moved in his heart, but how dare he eat the master's things, it was all as if the master was polite.
"Hehe, Master, what the senior brother said just now is that I should lose weight, just eat this, it's okay...."Zhu Bajie inserted the knife into the flesh of his body, cut out a slice, and put it in his mouth......