Chapter 274: No. 1 in the World
Su Ji touched the mask of the black god on his face, and said with a smile: "Lord Yu, you are also interested in men's appearance?"
Yu Han waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense! Young Master Ben only likes women, so he doesn't have that kind of hobby." It www.biquge.info's only because you don't know where you come from, and you don't want to report your name, that I want to see who you are. ”
Hearing this, Ehime leaned into Su Ji's ear and said softly, "Sect Master, you can't take off the mask, it's time for us to go." ”
Mai Ji said: "I don't want to fight for a false name, I just want these people to see what a real woman is." ”
The singer said, "We've had enough, let's go back." ”
Qin Ji said: "This place is not suitable for a long time. ”
Su Jifeng waved his hand lightly and replied with two words: "It's okay." ”
The four talented Ji looked at each other with a puzzled look in their eyes.
Yu Han said: "It seems that you are willing to agree?"
Su Ji said: "However, I am extremely ugly, and I am worried that I will take off my mask and scare the children in the audience." ”
Yu Han asked curiously, "How ugly are you?"
"Do you know why I'm wearing this mask outside?" Su Ji pointed to the hideous black god mask on his face, and asked himself: "Because I am a hundred times uglier than this mask!"
At this time, when the children under the high stage heard this, they covered their eyes in fright, for fear that he would take off his mask, but Yuan Sheng was the only child who covered his mouth and couldn't help laughing.
Yu Han's eyes rolled, and he already understood what Su Ji meant, which clearly meant that he didn't want to expose his identity in front of everyone.
"Alright, let's take a step to talk. ”
After that, Yu Han asked Xi Bofeng to temporarily preside over the overall situation, and he took Su Ji to the shade of a tree five zhang away.
Su Ji looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he took off his mask.
"Third Senior Brother?" Yu Han was suddenly stunned, and then smiled: "I guessed you a long time ago!"
Su Ji knew that he didn't know at all, but he didn't debunk it, but asked straight to the point: "Why do you want to hold a flower tasting conference?
Yu Han said: "It's not that my father wants to take a concubine, but Zhou Tianzi wants to choose a concubine!"
Su Ji was puzzled: "Ji Gongyan chooses a concubine, why bother sneaking?"
Yu Han said: "We haven't seen each other for three years. Over the years, I have been in contact with my sister a lot. Since the senior sister became Shen, she has been giving Zhou Tianzi a face all day long. ”
Su Ji frowned angrily and said, "Ji Gongyan is not good for senior sister?"
Yu Han shook his head, "On the contrary, Ji Gongyan is very good to his senior sister, and he is already so good that he is afraid of his wife like a tiger. All the concubines of the Son of Heaven are personally selected by the senior sister, and none of them are Ji Gongyan's own preferences, and all the concubines only listen to the orders of the senior sister alone. Therefore, Ji Gongyan wanted to secretly choose a satisfactory concubine among the people this time, and find a way to find a reason to send it to the palace. ”
Su Ji basically understands the ins and outs of the matter, and presumably the person in the pearl curtain is Ji Gongyan. In order to avoid suspicion, he and Yu Han did not delay too much and immediately returned to the high platform.
"Lord Yu. ”
As soon as Yu Han stepped on stage, he listened to a woman's voice, and turned his head to see that it was Fei Qiu, who had been selected as the first beauty in the world before.
Fei Qiu asked, "Does the result just announced still count?"
"Not really. Yu Han waved his hand and said categorically: "Since this old man is willing to agree to my conditions, then the one selected for the Flower Tasting Conference is the Four Shows of Huacheng." ”
As soon as he blurted out, the three beauties who were selected just now were all unwilling.
Fei Qiu couldn't help crying, and sobbed: "People have come all the way to come, and they have just been selected into the top three, and suddenly they have no name. ”
Deng Yujiao said angrily: "How can this be reasonable! If you refute my face, you will refute my grandfather's face! You offend the entire Deng family!"
Yu Han secretly sneered in his heart, no matter how big General Deng is, can he be bigger than Zhou Tianzi?
Su Qiaoyan said indignantly: "We have worked hard to pass the layers of selection, and have gone through the tests of piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, and all kinds of talents to get to where we are today. What are these four sluts?"
Hearing the word "slut", everyone in the audience was shocked, and they couldn't imagine that this kind of foul language came out of everyone's beautiful mouth!
As a four-talented girl, Eiji naturally knows a lot of talents, but she deliberately put on a "slut" look, hooked Yu Han's chin, and said charmingly: "Little master, the talents of our Huacheng Sixiu can only be shown in the room." ”
Qin Ji said softly: "Little master, when do you have kung fu, let's show our talents?"
Yu Hanse squinted and said, "Accompany me at any time! If you have kung fu tonight, it is better to do it tonight." ”
"The talent in the room?" Fei Qiu and Su Qiaoyan were not involved in personnel, they couldn't help but look at each other, and asked suspiciously, "What kind of talent is that?"
Yu Han said, "You are still too young, you don't understand their talents!"
Deng Yu, who was a little older, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at Sicai Ji and scolded: "These four!
Ehime joked: "I know you have a grudge in your heart, but if you want to complain, you can't complain about me, you can only complain that your father and mother are incompetent!"
Deng Yu, Fei Qiu, Su Qiaoyan, and the three girls heard these words, and their hearts were full of anger.
Xi Bofeng stepped forward to stop them and persuaded: "Ladies and gentlemen, there is something to say." ”
Deng Yu, Fei Qiu, and Su Qiaoyan all stepped forward, as if they were about to rush over and pull their hair.
In the blink of an eye, the high platform of the Flower Tasting Conference has become a battlefield for seven women.
However, Su Ji and the men in the audience watched it with relish, and seeing the seven women competing for beauty was like watching a wonderful show.
Just as the seven women were arguing and arguing, a loud shout came from afar:
"The last beauty has arrived!"
Su Ji was slightly stunned, followed the sound and looked over, and saw four big men carrying a sedan chair and slowly walking over.
Everyone in the audience suddenly discussed:
"Drink, this one is here at the right time. ”
"At this time, the daylilies are cold. ”
In the curious eyes of everyone, a woman slowly appeared in the sedan chair.
The bright black hair falls off the shoulders, and the sideburns with two curls hanging on each side of the face are praise!
Su Ji couldn't help but be a little surprised, and said secretly: What is she doing here?
As Bao Xi walked up to the high platform step by step, the surroundings gradually quieted down.
Yu Han stared at Bao Xi and asked Xi Bofeng: "She is the beauty of Bao Guo?"
Xi Bofeng said: "That's right, this is the righteous daughter of the monarch of the Bao Kingdom, Bao Xi." ”
Yu Han slowly closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and muttered excitedly: "...... Got it...... Finally found ......"
Seeing that his shoulders trembled slightly, Xi Bofeng couldn't help asking, "What did you find?"
"No. 1 in the world!" Yu Han announced loudly: "Bao Xi is the No. 1 in the world!"
Xi Bofeng asked in a low voice, "My lord, didn't you just say that you have eliminated her?"
Yu Han said: "When I didn't say it!"
When Ehime heard this, she said angrily, "Hey! I said it was us just now!"
Yu Han smiled, "It's a man's nature to like the new and hate the old, see the difference, and go from day to night, don't you understand?"
The four talents shouted together: "I understand your size!"
Su Qiaoyan said: "You man, how can you be capricious?"
Deng Yu said: "Men don't have a good thing!"
The seven women on the high platform unconsciously stood on the same front, and at the same time pointed the finger at Yu Han!
Yu Han said: "Don't look at me, you ask the people in the audience!"
At this time, all the men's eyes looked at the fox, and they shouted desperately: "No. 1 in the world! No. 1 in the world!"
Deng Yu was so angry that he stomped his foot and shouted: "Talent! Talent! Talent! What talent does this woman have?"
Yu Han pursed his lips, "If a person is so beautiful, what kind of talent do you need? ”
Fei Qiu said: "How can you just look at your face?
Yu Han said: "We men not only look at the face, but also look at the chest, legs, waist, and buttocks...... That's a lot of standards!"
Ehime stood up the proud twin peaks, pointed to Bao Xi and said, "Her breasts are not as big as mine!"
Qin Ji lit up her slender legs, pointed at Bao Xi and said, "Her legs are not as long as mine!"
Mai Ji lifted her plump buttocks, pointed at Bao Xi and said, "Her buttocks are not as good as mine!"
Ge Ji twisted her slender waist and pointed at Bao Xi and said, "Her waist is not as thin as mine!"
Yu Han looked at Bao Xi and said, "That's right...... However, every part of this girl's body, the face, eyebrows, cherry nose, and peach lips are all born just right. One word is wonderful! Two words to describe it is simply perfect, flawless!"
At this time, only Su Ji knew in his heart that everyone was wrong, even Yu Han, who had read countless women. The most charming thing about Bao Xi is actually her eyes. It was a pair of Qingqiu fox spirit eyes, unless it was a monk with advanced Taoism, no matter which people, as long as they stared at those eyes, their body and mind would be completely destroyed, and they would be at her mercy.
Facing the hostile gazes of the seven beauties, Bao Xi deliberately coughed lightly twice.
Su Ji said in a loud voice: "Everyone be quiet! This girl seems to have something to say." ”
Yu Han pointed to the seven noisy women and said, "Look at you one by one, yelling like a shrew!
Xi Bofeng couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, seeing that Bao Xi was quiet and dignified, she must be a restrained and calm lady, maybe there is a way to stabilize the current hustle and bustle situation.
Bao Xi swept over the seven women in front of him and said lightly: "I know you have grievances in your hearts, but you can't complain about me, you can only complain that your father and mother are incompetent!"