Chapter 156: Statistics Are All Lies

After rummaging and picking up in the house, knocking and knocking, before it got dark, Chen Yuan carried a wooden basin on his head, carried a wooden bucket in each hand, and went out in a hurry. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Before leaving, Lord Gou Yu was curious about Chen Yuan's whereabouts, and asked casually, and Chen Yuan replied triumphantly: "Go fishing." ”

The dog, who was not very interested in this primitive hunting behavior, shook his head and ignored it.

If you want to improve the efficiency of fishing, sometimes bait is a good choice, and Chen Yuan is also prepared for this.

The music of this world has only five tones, similar to the ancient Chinese Gongshang Jiao Zhengyu, and the tunes are also mainly Qingping, so Chen Yuan sacrificed a big killer "Look at the Girl on the Opposite Side", which is also one of the few songs that Chen Yuan can sing in its entirety.

Presumably, this unique style of music and straightforward lyricism must be able to firmly attract the attention of girls.

Besides, although there is no guitar in this world, it is quite emotional to think about it by getting a few barrels and tubs to act as drum accompaniment, so at this moment, Chen Yuan's self-confidence is about to burst.

As for the schools of fish, although the residences of the disciples on the main sect's side are sparsely distributed, there are still a few places where the schools of fish are concentrated.

The first thing to bear the brunt of the matter was naturally Chen Yuan's discovery on the cliff of Siguo - the bathhouse of female disciples.

Hurriedly set up a scene in front of the women's bathhouse, it was already dark at this time, it was the peak period for female disciples to come to bathe, thinking of what to do next, even if the skin was as thick as Chen Yuan, it was inevitable that they would be a little nervous.

But Chen Yuan has always been a person who has set a goal and must complete it, not to mention that retreating from the battle has never been his style.

Therefore, after taking a deep breath, when the female disciples passing by cast surprised eyes, Chen Yuan finally opened his voice.

Thanks to Chen Yuan's vocal talent, he imitated Brother Xian's voice vividly, and he felt that he had more emotions than the original song.

The girl on the other side looked over

I've seen it

The lonely boy is in love

I need you to give me a little love......

Chen Yuan was deeply intoxicated by his singing, and he didn't pay attention to the strange eyes of the female disciples opposite.

"Senior sister, what is he doing here?" asked a senior sister with her hands on her chest and a nervous expression.

"Don't be afraid, it's okay, someone will come and clean him up in a while. Senior sister replied calmly after a long battle.

Chen Yuan felt that he had taken this song to the extreme, and in his mind, even if there were no enthusiastic and unrestrained senior sisters to give them a hug, there should be a few subtle junior sisters who had the courage to ask their names and surnames.

Could it be that they had never heard this style of music before, so they were intoxicated by their own singing for a while, and they hadn't woken up yet? Chen Yuan scratched his head in confusion.

Uh, let's sing it again, just when Chen Yuan had just made up his mind, his long-awaited response finally came, but this response was a bit surprising......

"Singing this obscene song in public is immoral, and you are now sentenced to three days of confinement to set the record straight!"

"Hey, it's you again?"

Familiar deacons, familiar judgments, familiar places, and familiar old men......

Seeing that he was overjoyed, holding his stomach in Minghe, who was screaming "ouch, ouch", Chen Yuanpan sat on the ground and pulled a handful of weeds fiercely to vent his anger, and said helplessly: "Senior, is it so funny?"

I'm singing a love song, but why is it an obscene song?

Chen Yuan, who was aggrieved in his heart, confided in him after seeing the people of Minghe Road, and originally expected to get a few words of comfort, but who knew that after the old man heard it, he always laughed breathlessly.

"Laugh, make you laugh, laugh to death. Chen Yuan couldn't help but sneer in his heart.

After a long time, Minghe stopped smiling and said, "Although your fishing operation is not very successful, after all, it is a brave attempt by a young man, how can the old man laugh at you." ”

At this moment, Chen Yuan was puzzled: "Then you ...... just now"

"After you left this morning, the old man still thought that it would be a long time before I saw you again, but I didn't expect you to appear in front of the old man again in the evening. ”

"Originally, I thought that you were afraid that the old man would be too lonely, so you came to accompany the old man, who knew that you were arrested again, hahaha...... You're really a wonder for the first time in 3,000 years. ”

Speaking of this, the people of Minghe Road couldn't hold back for a while, and their mouths opened again.

Chen Yuan turned around, ignoring him, and muttered hatefully: "What kind of ghost statistical theory, what kind of ghost casts a wide net to catch more fish, it's all a lie." ”

Thinking of the experience of the world living in the statistics bureau, Chen Yuan patted his head fiercely: Yes, I am really stupid, can statistics be taken seriously.

It seems that it is really unreliable to find a target by casting a wide net, so it is better to skip this stage and lock the target directly, Chen Yuan thought.

Think about the women I have come into contact with since I came into this world, and I seem to be able to count them on my fingers.

Wang Xiuxiu: My friend's wife is not easy to deceive.

Li Shizhu: Hey, this idea is too dirty, how could it come to appear......

Li Wei When he thought of this, Chen Yuan paused, there was no unreasonable obstacle between him and her, but the gentle and considerate Xiuxiu could hide a row of small bamboo shoots in the room, if he was really with Senior Sister Li, I am afraid that he would be able to kneel on the knife mountain and sleep in the sea of fire in the future......

Thinking of this, Chen Yuan quickly dispelled this thought.

When she remembered the separation, she said softly with a smile, "You owe me two swords", Chen Yuan couldn't help but shudder, this goal, let's skip it......

By the way, there is also Senior Sister Yang, why did you forget her, I heard that she also passed the assessment and stayed in the main sect.

Senior Sister Yang is cute and gentle, isn't she the safest and most suitable object?

That's right, it's her, thinking of this, Chen Yuan made up his mind in his heart.

From the night to the night, three days later, Chen Yuan, who had been released from prison, held the wildflowers he picked casually, and walked on the road to Senior Sister Yang's residence in high spirits.

But when he was about to arrive, the scene he saw in front of him made Chen Yuan's eyes almost pop out.

"Beast, I've only been in for three days...... Uh, no, I've only been locked up for ten days, how can you get better?" Chen Yuan's heart was full of resentment.

I saw that under the moonlight, an older senior brother was holding a bouquet of magnolia and looking at Senior Sister Yang with affection, and Senior Sister Yang had her hands behind her back, her head lowered, and the tips of her ears were slightly red, obviously looking like she was secretly pending.

Glancing at the obviously much more high-end magnolia in the senior brother's hand, and looking at the unknown wildflower in his hand, Chen Yuan let out a "puff" and turned to leave.

"I don't believe that the Zhang butcher died, so I ate the hairy pig," Chen Yuan thought angrily.

Raising his eyes, he saw a woman standing by the lake, Chen Yuan didn't look closely, handed over the flower, and said, "Classmate, get to know me." ”