At the end of the song, Grandma Iron Cane hesitated a little, and wanted to come forward to ask for details, but when she saw that there were more and more idlers in the tavern, she was slightly displeased in her heart, so she turned around and left. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Today, I won't talk about the Journey to the West, but about an old martial arts story, which is purely made up for you to taste. ”

"Expect the enemy to come first, the last to come, there is a set of swordsmanship with a total of nine moves, but it can crack the martial arts of all sects and factions in the world, called Dugu Nine Swords, according to legend, there was a strange person, relying on this kung fu to crisscross the rivers and lakes for 30 years, but to seek a defeat and not to get, so gradually forgot the name, because of the surname Dugu, self-proclaimed Dugu to seek defeat!"

"There was a throwing knife, no one knew where it came from, and all the people who saw it were dead. Some people in the rivers and lakes praised that Xiao Li's flying knife is the best in the world, and he shot a knife, which is not a false example. ”

"There is a set of palm techniques that are fierce and fierce, called the eighteen palms of the dragon, known as the first palm in the world, evolved from Zhou Yizhong, and can be anode and yin, and the end is infinitely powerful. ”

Grandma Iron Cane couldn't help but be shocked when she heard this, and stopped, just because of the eight words "expect the enemy to come first, and then the first to come", and then couldn't help but secretly shake her head and laugh, but it was made up by the storyteller, but everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that if you can anticipate the enemy plane, you can be invincible, and if you can come first, it is inconceivable to shoot fast, and this kind of kung fu is not so simple to talk about.

Bao Wenzheng watched the maid of the Shifting Flower Palace walk away again, and thought about it in his heart, so he thought that this Shifting Flower Palace has a peerless science called "Shifting Flowers and Connecting Jade", which should be a very subtle martial art, similar to "The Great Shift of Qiankun" and "Dou Zhuan Xing Shift", but he couldn't think of how to summarize it.

Shadowboxing!

"There is a set of Tai Chi boxing known as the best defense in the world, and the song recipe is cloudy: Tai Chi is born without poles, the opportunity of movement and stillness, and the mother of yin and yang. If it moves, it is divided, and if it is still, it is combined. If you don't do it, you can stretch it out with the song. People just I say softly to go, I follow the back of people to say sticky. If you are in a hurry, you will respond urgently, and if you are slow, you will be slow, although there are many changes, and it is consistent. ”

The iron rod grandma showed a shocked look, her eyes showed a cold light, like a sharp sword looking at the storyteller, these short dozens of words seem to contain the supreme martial arts, and it seems to be similar to "Transferring Flowers and Jade", and walked towards the Meng family wine shop.

Zhao Bantou inadvertently turned around, and saw several women in palace clothes, and suddenly showed a little palpitation, the notoriety of this Shifting Flower Palace is not only widely spread in the rivers and lakes, but also has done several evil things in this city and town, forcing the husband who has just worshiped the church to repair his wife, if he does not obey, he will die on the spot;

Seeing this group of ferocious women approaching, Zhao Bantou hurriedly got up and let go of the table, asked the iron rod grandmother and her party to sit down, and then led the servants to retreat in a hurry in horror.

Seeing that this group of women were gorgeously dressed in the palace and holding a long sword with a cold appearance, the shopkeeper Meng knew that he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he could only come forward with a smile on his face to offer "Lao Fen wine" and clear water.

After Grandma Iron Cane sat down, she looked at the storyteller with a little surprise, paused her crutches, and asked unhappily, "Why don't you go on?"

Bao Wenzheng looked at the backs of many businessmen leaving, pretended to be sullen and glanced at the iron rod grandmother, and then sighed helplessly, and asked: "Which paragraph do you want to hear?" If you start from the beginning, I am afraid that I will not be able to finish it in three days and three nights. ”

Seeing the young man who told the story, he looked like an angry little daughter-in-law, and couldn't help laughing, took out a piece of silver from her arms, put it on the table, and said with a slight smile: "You tell me about that Tai Chi boxing in detail, and this silver is yours." ”

Bao Wenzheng pretended to be in good spirits, and after giving a salute, he slowly told the story of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" from the beginning, and after the deleted version said that the battle against the bright top, he said helplessly: "The rest of the story has not been thought about yet, and I can only talk about it here today." ”

"The great shift?" After the iron rod grandmother muttered to herself, she couldn't help but smile dumbly and said: "You are a weak scholar, but you are also fabricated. But is there anyone in the family who practices martial arts?"

Bao Wenzheng bowed his hand, showing an elegant scholarly atmosphere, and replied respectfully: "I think that the way of martial arts may have the same as this Zhou Yi, so it is all made up." ”

The iron rod grandmother showed a little suspicious, her body shook and came to Bao Wenzheng's body, reached out and pinched the vein, poured an internal breath into her body, only to feel empty, and then let go of her palm.

Bao Wenzheng only felt soft and wanted to fall to the ground, and after the old woman let go of her palm, she saw that there were already a few more bruises on her wrist, and she couldn't help but feel a lot of pain, frowning and looking at the old woman, and didn't say a word.

These maids of the Flower Shifting Palace are all big devils who kill people without blinking, if they annoy this woman, they can kill their own family on the spot with a wave of their hand, and who can they reason with.

"What's your name, and where do you live?" asked Grandma Iron Cane with a light voice, letting down her vigilance.

"In Xia Bao Wenzheng, now he has temporarily settled in the moon slope outside this city Guo Town. Bao Wenzheng replied neither humbly nor arrogantly.

Grandma Tie Cane frowned and looked at Bao Wenzheng, then showed a cold smile and said, "Since you live in Zhuyue Slope, then you should stay in Zhuyue Slope." ”

"Hua Nu, you take him to hold the moon slope, and you don't allow him to leave a step without the instructions of the old body. ”

A young woman in a palace dress bowed sideways, agreed, and then looked at Bao Wenzheng coldly and said, "Please!"

Grandma Iron Staff nodded with satisfaction, led several other maids, and went straight to purchase food and clothing for the Shifting Flower Palace, only Hua Nu and Bao Wenzheng stayed in the Meng family's wine shop.

Bao Wenzheng was a little apprehensive in his heart, and he didn't know what the old woman wanted to do when he ordered this flower slave to confine his house in Zhuyue Slope, but anyway, if he couldn't hook up with the Moon Palace Lord and Princess Lianxing, he would be wiped out by the system in just three years.

stepped forward to pick up the silver, but found that the silver fell into the table a few minutes deep, clearly leaving traces of the silver, and couldn't help but be surprised, and then showed a faint smile and said to the flower slave: "There is nothing to eat on the moonside, why don't you buy some first, and then return with the girl?"

"Do you think there is room for negotiation?" Hua Nu looked at Bao Wenzheng coldly, but Rou Yi pressed on the hilt of the sword, and a faint murderous aura lingered between her eyebrows.

Bao Wenzheng shook his head helplessly and sighed, turned around and walked towards the Zhuyue Slope outside Chengguo Town, and had another understanding of the group of female madmen in the Flower Shifting Palace, who were completely cold and ruthless stone people, and after seeing the Zhuyue Slope, this cold flower slave didn't need to sleep and be hungry?

Zhuyuepo is located more than 20 miles away from Chengguo Town, after walking for about an hour, Bao Wenzheng and Hua Nucai saw the thatched house of Zhuyuepo, a lonely thatched house towering on the hillside, and the bamboo poles diagonally inserted outside the house are still drying clothes, swaying with the breeze.

Bao Wen walked over, gathered his clothes, walked to the thatched house and sat down on the bed, the flower slave in front of him still had a cold look, and he knew that it was not intentional to say more, so he put the dried meat on the fire and smoked it, and began to speculate in his heart about the mind of the flower slave.

Laughter is forbidden in the Flower Shifting Palace, once the Lord of the Moon Palace is invited to hear about it, he will be slapped to death on the spot, so this flower slave has long been accustomed to it, but the woman's nature is just forcibly suppressed, as long as she can break the "hard shell" of the appearance, the woman's mind in this era should be simple.

"Hua Nu, shall I tell you the story?" Bao Wen asked with a faint smile on his face, looking at Hua Nu wearing a light veil.

Without waiting for the flower slave to reply, Bao Wenzheng said to himself: "Once upon a time, there was a woman like you who liked to put her feelings in her heart, never laughed or cried, and one day someone made a bet with her, saying that she could make her laugh with one sentence and make her angry with one sentence. ”

Yu Guang saw this flower slave wearing a light veil, looking deaf, Bao Wenzheng didn't care, anyway, this flower slave is not deaf, he can hear it after all.

"The man walked up to a dog, knelt down with a plop, and shouted Daddy!"

Seeing that the woman was smiling, the man walked up to the woman again, knelt down again, and shouted mother!

"This woman is suddenly angry!"

Hua Nu turned his head and glanced at Bao Wenzheng coldly, then frowned and asked, "This is your story, you better shut up!"

Bao Wenzheng felt a chill in his heart, the maids of the Flower Shifting Palace were all made of wood, why didn't they have a proper reaction at all, out of the instinct of a scumbag, he still said in admiration: "Flower slave, your voice is so good." ”

"Say more, I'll cut your tongue!" Hua Nu's figure flickered, his fingers were like the wind and connected several acupoints on Bao Wenzheng's chest, and then Rou Yi pushed lightly, and pushed Bao Wenzheng to the bed, and then with a palm flick, a palm wind blew away the dust of a piece of bluestone, and then sat on it, closed his eyes and moved to breathe.

Bao Wenzheng couldn't move his hands and feet, and he couldn't even make a sound with his mouth, so he could only curse fiercely secretly, this flower slave was simply a piece of wood, and then he thought of the two palace masters of the Flower Shifting Palace, and he felt a little upright, this group of women who deserved to be old virgins for a lifetime completely lacked the nourishment of men.

"Maybe it's my wrong method, the flamboyant tongue always makes women feel unsteady, maybe I should learn from a gentle scholar, but not too pedantic. Bao Wen was lying on the bed, still painstakingly thinking about other methods, and then screened the idol films he had watched in the past one by one in his mind.

The internal strength of the flower slave is not very deep, or perhaps considering that Bao Wenzheng is only a weak scholar, so the acupoint will be automatically lifted after half an hour, Bao Wenzheng got up and moved his hands and feet, then cut the slightly charred black meat on the fire with a dagger, and served the tender meat in front of the flower slave, and then ate the charred part of the house, and then strolled out of the house, took out the hole flute and continued to play.

Three days have passed, and the dried meat in the Xiangyue Slope has already been eaten, and since the hungry Bao Wenzheng has made up his mind, he will no longer say much to the flower slave, and will go to drink some stream water when he is very hungry, and then either play the hole flute, or lie on the bed and fall asleep.