Chapter 264: The Lower Riba Man (1)
Danyu explained: "The cold climate is cold, although our ability to resist cold has been very high, but after old age and weakness, it is still inevitable that the cold will invade. Golden sand lotus has the effect of strengthening bones and tendons, nightshade grass can promote blood circulation, and there are all kinds of tonics, according to the amount, long-term use, self-strengthening muscles and bones, do not have to worry about various diseases to old age. ”
One of them shouted: "Elder Danyu, if you put this Hundred Herbs Qi Replenishing Soup on display in front of everyone, it will not be blessed to enjoy it exclusively, and you will only teach yourself to be free from illness and suffering, right?"
Everyone coaxed, "Yes, you tell us the recipe." Our Shennong tribe is all strong and healthy, and when we are eighty or ninety years old, we can fight with strong young men from other tribes, isn't that invincible?"
Danyu smiled: "If I just show off and don't tell you how to make it, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of this door." "At the moment, I told you all about the production method and the recipe.
Lu Xiaoyuan said strangely: "Xiaobai, the emperor will send intensive medicine and alchemy, what nightshade grass and golden sand lotus can strengthen muscles and bones?"
Zhang Heng said: "Nightshade grass is a necessary thing for refining antidote pills, and it is especially effective for snake venom. When the senior brother in charge refines the "Dragon and Tiger Pill" to improve his cultivation, he needs to add the Golden Sand Lotus. It is not known whether these two herbs can strengthen the muscles and bones when combined. ”
Lu Xiaoyuan said with a smile: "Prolonging life is really attractive." He asked Danyu in a loud voice, "Elder Danyu, if you drink this decoction of yours as water, will you live forever?"
Danyu shook his head and said: "It is very difficult to collect all kinds of elixirs to prepare this soup, let's just say that nightshade grass is rare in cold and barren areas, and it takes two flower shells to have an intact plant on the market." What's more, the human body has limited functions, and there will always be a day when life is exhausted, how can it be immortal?"
Lu Xiaoyuan said: "Elder Danyu pays so much attention to health preservation, he will definitely be able to prolong his life and live to be more than 100 years old." ”
Danyu smiled and said: "The health regimen has been passed down and improved by my family, my great-grandfather lived to be seventy years old, my grandfather lived to be eighty years old, and my father lived to be ninety years old. ”
The cold and famine conditions are harsh, coupled with the fierce beasts and natural disasters, it is not easy for ordinary people to live to the age of sixty. His implication was that he would live to be 100 years old.
Everyone smiled and said: "Yes, the way of health preservation has been greatly improved in the hands of Elder Danyu, why is it difficult for Elder Danyu to live to be a hundred years old?" "The most valuable thing is that Elder Danyu passed on the way of health preservation to us, and if we follow the method, of course we can live to be a hundred years old." "They have a deep belief in Danyu's authority.
Lanxi whispered in Sharplon's ear, "This old man has planted a lot of nightshade grass in the valley north of the ice castle. ”
Sharplun smiled slightly, and said: "Swagger and deceit, let him go, this person sells his reputation and reputation, and it can't affect the overall situation." ”
Then the dancers appeared and danced in the temple. They are dressed simply, and their smooth thighs are almost completely exposed to everyone's sight.
Seeing that Amita and Bizi Khan had a look of disgust on their faces, Sharprun smiled and said, "I have heard for a long time that Elder Amita is good at music, why don't you play it and let us all feast our ears?"
Amita said: "Carving insect skills, how dare you show off." ”
Sharprun smiled and said, "Elder Amita's wisdom and courage are both outstanding and talented, I think there are many of you here who want to listen to your songs, right?"
Everyone applauded.
Amida said, "Okay, I'll play a song." This song was created by me a month ago on the night of the year, if it doesn't sound good, please forgive me. "Take out a hole flute and play it.
The music is melodious and melodious, and there is a touch of unearthly elegance, which is different from the existing killing and crude tones and debaucherous sounds that exist in the cold and barren areas.
Zhang Hengxin said: "I didn't expect her to be so elegant." ”
But eighty percent of the people were rude, and after listening to it for a while, they felt bored, but it was better to look at the thighs of the dancing girls. Sharpen, Lancey and others who are well-cultivated can still listen with a smile.
Mecca leaned into Ge Shutian's ear and whispered, "Old wolf, you tell me a meat joke." ”
As soon as these words came out, the young man beside Ge Shutian suddenly became interested and exclaimed, "Excellent, wonderful. "Lean over to Ge Shutian.
When Geshu saw Mecca gnawing on a corn cob in his hand, he said, "Then I'll tell you a story about corn." ”
"It is said that two men went hunting in the mountains, but they got lost in the mountains, and they went until it was dark, and at last they saw a light on in a hut not far away, and they went up and knocked on the door, and it was a very ugly woman who opened the door. ”
"One of them said, 'Sister-in-law, we went into the mountains to hunt, we got lost in the mountains, and we haven't eaten yet, can you do well, give us some food, and let us stay for a night?"
The ugly woman said, "It's okay to provide you with food and shelter, but I have been a widow for fifteen years, and my life is very hard, and you have to satisfy me alone." There was a strange laugh.
Ge Shutian continued: "The two of them discussed, after all, life is important, so one followed the widow in, and the other waited outside first. When she had come into the house, the widow took off her clothes and lay down on the bed, saying, "Come." The man looked at the widow, and although he hadn't eaten, he still wanted to vomit, and thought: If I touch her, I am afraid that I will not be interested in making love with other women in my life. ”
A few people laughed. Bizi Khan turned his head and saw them gathering together to chat, frowning slightly, a little displeased.
Ge Shutian said: "This man is very clever, as soon as he saw a pile of corn on the stove, he picked up one and satisfied the widow. He was afraid that the widow would see through, so he threw the corn that had done great deeds out of the window. ”
The widow got out of bed, pointed to the cob of corn on the stove, and said, "These are yours, and you will sleep in the outhouse at night." The man was pleased, opened the door and let his companion in, picked up a stick of corn and handed it to him: "Eat it." "Guess what his companion said?"
Everyone guessed a few times, but they didn't guess correctly, Ge Shutian said: "His companion said, you eat, just now I picked up a stick of cream corn under the window, and I have eaten enough." ”
Everyone burst into laughter and shouted, "One more, one more!" The others also came over when they saw the excitement that Ge Shutian was talking about, and only a dozen or so people were left listening to Amita's flute music.
Ge Shutian was embarrassed and said with a smile: "Then I'll talk about one more...."
Before he finished speaking, Bizi Khan interrupted sharply: "Ge Shutian, you said such shameless and obscene words in public, and you lost the face of the ice castle!"
Mecca said angrily, "We are willing to listen, do you want to talk more?"
Bizi Khan snorted and said, "Only a nasty embryo would listen to this kind of thing. If you want to hear, go out and speak, and do not defile your ears. ”21010