Ninety-Nine: I hate second shots

Immortal weapon, it's actually an immortal weapon!

A kid named Bigu can't do it, but he actually has an immortal weapon? Or two?

The orcs around him, all kinds of eyes looked greedily at the ugly who was stuffing things back into the storage ring.

Wouldn't it be nice to get his ring?

Qiu Wanli was also stunned, unable to believe his eyes.

This sword, she had seen it in a hundred-year-old shabu shop, but she didn't pay attention to it at the time, but she didn't expect it to be a fairy weapon, as well as this dress...

What is an immortal weapon? Don't look at Meng Xiang taking it out one by one like dung, it's worthless, not to mention the Nine Continents, it's a rare thing in the Three Thousand Great Realms.

Even if it is the three thousand immortal realms, there are still nearly one-third of the immortals who have never touched the immortal weapon.

The SLI of the card bar four-way titanXP is standard, so the fairy world, the immortal weapon is the standard, and you can imagine the status of the immortal weapon in the mortal world.

Next, it is natural to check Meng Xiang.

The lizardman looked at the young man with a nose in front of him, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

Could it be that he also has an immortal weapon?

The lizardman couldn't help but worry about his little heart, and plucked up the courage to say, "You... Hello please... Open your storage device. ”

And then...

An hour later.

Meng Xiang opened the opening of the storage space to the maximum, and seven or eight orcs got into half of their bodies.

In front of Meng Xiang, the things taken out of the storage space were piled up like a pyramid.

"Maid outfit... Why do you have a maid outfit? You're a man. The tiger-headed orc asked confusedly.

Meng Xiang pursed his lips and said, "emmmm... It's something from my ex-girlfriend and definitely not my interest. ”

"What is this?" asked a cat-headed man who took out a box of twelve-piece Okamoto Zero-Point One, looked at it repeatedly, and asked curiously.

"It's chewing gum, I'll give it to you if you want. Meng Xiang replied kindly.

"Sugar?" When the cat-headed man heard this, he couldn't wait to open a piece and chew it vigorously, chewed it for a while and said, "Well, this sugar is so oily, and it doesn't taste like anything yet." ”

After saying that, it swallowed it with a grunt.

"What is this?" a deer-headed orc fished out a deer-headed orc from Meng Xiang's space... Nuclear warheads.

"That's my fireworks, used on holidays, take them lightly, and blow them up, I'm not responsible. ”

Don't look small, I went to the Galactic Federation arsenal in 2458 and stole it, I think it has about 10 million tons of equivalent.

"Fireworks?" the deer-headed man tapped the nuclear bomb with his finger a few times, and he couldn't tell that it looked like fireworks.

"Huh?" the deer-headed man suddenly felt so sleepy and hot, so he reached out and touched his head, and when he touched it, he touched a large patch of hair on his face.

Oh, I forgot, the Galactic Federation nuclear warhead is a conventional weapon, and it is immediately used when it is made, and the military uniform automatically isolates radiation, so in order to save money, the nuclear warhead itself does not have radiation isolation measures.

This thing has a radiation of eight million sieverts per hour, and ordinary mortals and foundation builders can't stand it at all, you kid go home and prepare to take care of the aftermath, it's none of my business, it's your own hand.

Looking at the dazed look on this deer-headed man who was not a cultivator, Meng Xiang had no other thoughts except sympathy.

When it gets home, I guess its intestines are rotten.

"By the way, how many things do you have in your storage space?"

The lizardman looked at the pile of debris three stories high, and looked confused.

It had never seen anyone in their life have so much waste in their storage space.

Paper towels, women's clothing, stockings, H magazines, Gundam figures, fake cocks, explosives, sulfuric acid, gold, nail clippers, chicken wing bones... There is even a set of anti-hulk armor, and when I opened the armor, I saw that there was an inflatable toy of Yui Bo Shaono sitting inside.

One kobold even found a mouldy of stool just now, and ate it in one bite when no one noticed it.

Counting the weight, these things add up to at least a few hundred tons, right?

"Don't worry, it's only a tenth. Meng Xiang said with a smile.

"A tenth?" the lizardman was stunned.

Because this storage space was created by Odin, the volume is equivalent to a giant plane, Meng Xiang usually uses this storage space as a trash can, of course there are many things.

As for the artifact, you can see it.

Meng Xiang had already blocked the space of that part of the magic weapon, and they didn't want to see any magic weapon.

Odin, the old ghost, makes things that are trustworthy in terms of function and performance.

"Forget it, don't check it, don't check it, you have to find out until the Year of the Monkey?"

In an hour, such a big piece of garbage was found, and it seemed that this person didn't have any magic weapons.

Only then did the lizardman feel that his little heart had eased slightly.

"Okay, next, the last step of the entry procedure, I need to ask you a few questions, it's okay, just ask your personal information to facilitate the filing. The lizardman settled down, took out his notebook and came to Meng Xiang.

It's a hasslesome procedure.

Meng Xiang rolled his eyes: "Ask." ”

"Name. ”

"Meng Xiang. ”

"Gender. ”

"Are you blind?"

The lizardman was estimated to be a stunned young man, but he really wrote in the gender column: You are blind

"Are you stupid?" Meng Xiang breathed a long sigh of relief and said helplessly.

"Mr. Meng, please be serious, not everyone in the eight major races has only men and women, and some small races even have more than 40 genders, so please answer seriously and don't hinder our work. ”

"Okay, okay, I know, it's really troublesome!"

"Gender. ”

"Male. ”

"Do you have any other names? ”

β€œEl_Macho_Ding_Dong。 (note 1)

"Tell us a little about yourself. ”

"It's strong, it's long-lasting. ”

"What's the thing you hate the most?"

"Second shot. ”

"What's your favorite?"

"Abalone!"

"Where are you from?"

"Cantonese. ”

"What is your wish?"

"Eat the Hokkien people. ”

"Tell us a little about your character. ”

"Whoever dares to mess with me, I will let the Kabuda giant dig up his mother's ancestral grave with a shovel. ”

The lizardman silently wrote the words "violent tendencies".

"Briefly describe what you think of the orcs. ”

"Beast-eared girl paradise, the first stop of the perfect harem in my heart. ”

The lizardman silently wrote the word psychopath.

"Alright, Mr. Meng, on behalf of the orc clan, I welcome you to come. ”

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NOTE 1: Spanish slang for a male organ, can also be used in slang for super SQ maniac