Extra-fan spoof (1)
Earth.
New Dynasty.
Hun Luan City.
Municipal Psychiatric Hospital, Department of Psychiatric Rehabilitation.
"Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?"
A patient in the middle of the three beds in room 502 woke up from his dream and yelled.
"Wang Qiang, are you sick again? Do you want to send you back and continue to receive treatment?"
A cold voice sounded from not far away, which made Wang Qiang, who was sweating, feel cold, laughed dryly, and lay back on the bed honestly.
He was about to be discharged from the hospital, and he didn't want to make a fuss.
Twenty years ago, the hospital lacked financial support, and the financial situation of the psychiatric hospital became more and more difficult.
The lack of resources means that doctors are difficult to recruit and patients are discouraged.
The once glorious and white walls are now covered with a layer of dust, and an exposed wire, pulled from the switch next to the door to the roof, is connected to a flickering, flickering incandescent lamp, lining Wang Qiang's face flickering and flickering.
"It's all early in the morning, what lights are you on? Turn it off, I don't know how to save electricity! Our hospital's electricity bill has been owed to the power supply bureau for three months, and if it drags on, do they really dare to pinch the electricity?"
Although Vice Dean Li Jiang is old, his voice is still loud, and his shriveled arms are dancing back and forth, like a big crab showing off his might.
Wang Qiang, who was lying on the bed, grinned, and his eyes showed a nervous stunnedness.
"Poof......
It was not Wang Qiang who made the sound, but Li En, who was the innermost.
This person has a problem, that is, he loves to laugh, but whenever there is a little funny, he can laugh for a long time.
He laughs when he takes a shower, he laughs when he, and he can't stop watching TV, even if it's a tragedy, he can find a laugh in it, and then laugh uncontrollably.
His disease was privately called laughing hypofunction by Wang Qiang.
It's not a big problem, it's just that he always chokes when he eats and drinks, so every time he eats, Wang Qiang doesn't like to sit with him.
Afraid of being squirted!
"Medicine!"
Li Jiang walked past Wang Qiang with a cold face, waved his hand and asked the little nurse behind him to put the medicine and warm water on the cabinet next to Li En's bed one by one.
Then the gaze shifts and falls on the patient.
"Would you like a shot?"
Li Jianglai's injection meant to be a tranquilizer, and Wang Qiang knew that the injection worked very well, but it was a little more expensive.
"No need!"
I don't know what to think of, Li En seemed to change his face, his laughter disappeared in an instant, and he turned into a bitter and hateful old peasant.
"I don't have any money. ”
Ay!
Without money, this is the most incurable disease in the world.
Wang Qiang on the side looked emotional.
"Poof......
Before the emotion was finished, Li En, who was over there, had already stared at each other, and sprayed a fan-shaped mist in front of him.
"Haha...... Haha......"
Nervous laughter echoed throughout the floor, shaking off a little dust from the roof.
The little nurse hid her face, but the old Li Jiang took a thousand steps neatly, and bowed down to protect the pills so as not to spoil them.
"Still, let's get a stitch. ”
"No...... No...... I can do that...... I can ...... Oops......"
After a while, Chen Yuanen, whose eyes were full of wisdom, silently picked up the cup, picked up the pill, and examined it for a long time before he raised his head and grunted.
"Dangdang ......"
Li Jiang took the folder and knocked on the fence in front of Wang Qiang's bed.
"Name!"
“...... , Wang Qiang. ”
Wang Qiang replied honestly.
"Race!"
"Humans. ”
"Gender!"
"Male. ”
"Home address!"
"No. 31, Dahua District, Hunluan City. ”
"Isn't it called Chen Ziang?"
Li Jiang looked at it with a cold face.
"Stop screaming!"
Wang Qiang shook his head desperately.
"Dean, I'm fine, can I be discharged from the hospital?"
"Observe for two more days. ”
"Don't you, do you?"
"Do you have an opinion?"
Li Jiang's face turned cold.
"Isn't this afraid of causing you trouble? What is the situation in our hospital in the past few years? I can't bear to waste the hospital's resources if I stay for one day!"
Wang Qiang straightened up from the bed with a sincere face.
"Let me go, free up the bed and give it to those in need. ”
"You don't have to worry about it!"
Li Jiang twitched the corners of his mouth, patted Chen Ziang's shoulder with the folder in his hand, put his hands behind his back, and moved towards the door.
"Fei Fei, give him some water in the kettle, and forget the medicine. ”
"Hey, second grandfather. ”
"Call the director!"
"Okay, Director Li. ”
The little nurse straightened up and bowed decently.
"No, no, I'll do it myself!"
Wang Qiang got out of bed in his pajamas, dragged his slippers, and snatched the kettle from the little nurse's hand.
"How can I trouble you with this matter?"
After fetching the water, the little nurse hadn't left yet, and was holding a case there with a smile on her face.
"See what?"
"Your medical records. ”
Wang Qiang was stunned.
You're too ignorant, aren't you, a little nurse? How can you take other people's cases and read them well?
It's not that......
Do you base your own happiness on the pain of others?
Thinking of this, Wang Qiang couldn't help but feel displeased, and lay on the bed with a plop, and no longer paid attention to the other party. Even if the little nurse student's eyebrows are clear, it is quite in line with his aesthetics.
"Hey!"
He didn't speak, but the little nurse was interested in him.
"You must be schizophrenia, right?"
"The little girl can't study completely! Is this a mental breakdown and schizophrenia?"
Wang Qiang lay on the bed and glanced at the other party.
"Hmm...... You know a lot!"
The little nurse looked surprised.
"That's it, is it a cure for a long illness!"
Wang Qiang raised his head and smiled without humility.
"Let me tell you, your brother Wang is now dressed in white, and he can be a psychiatric doctor, do you believe it or not?"
I've been here for seven years, and it's not for nothing!
"I see that it is written on your file that you first had a mental hallucination named Chen Ziang, but it was not treated in time, what is that for?"
The little nurse was noncommittal, asking questions as she flipped through the cases.
"I ...... I didn't know I had it!"
Wang Qiang's neck stalked.
"Little girl, don't listen to his nonsense, he thought he had an adventure at first, and he still wanted to cultivate supernatural powers, come back from rebirth, and shuttle to the other world. ”
The old man and grandson who came by the door came earlier than Chen Ziang, and he knew this in detail.
Later, this kid claimed to be a bully, and yelled with two mallets every day, and was pressed by his family. ”
"And then?"
The cold case was obviously not as interesting as the original explanation of the witnesses at that time, and the little nurse continued to inquire with a curious look on her face.
"Later, his illness became more and more serious, and he became a eunuch for a while, checking himself every day, and some days he said that he was a woman and wanted to move to the women's ward, but he wanted to be beautiful!"
Lao Sun held a yellow enamel cup with a, and slowly tasted the inferior tea leaves inside like an old pedant.
"Later, he became a stick that didn't let go of a fart for half a day, lying there all day, and the little nurse who took care of him at that time lost the strength of the old nose!"
"I read the medical records and said that Brother Wang always thought he was cultivating immortals?"
"Yes, he has just advanced to the Heavenly Immortal, and he is about to achieve the supreme Great Luo Golden Immortal, and then he will be cured by your second master. ”
Chen Yuanen, who was still in the town, had wisdom in his eyes.
"Young people, don't read too many extracurricular books!
"Municipal Psychiatric Hospital. ”
At this time, outside the door of the psychiatric hospital, a sneaky figure was quietly approaching.