Chapter 50: The Fart Cafeteria
After Ke Zhenxi politely declined the invitation to have lunch with Ke Lan'er, he took Xinghua to the "Endeavour Restaurant". He just got a girlfriend, and he can't wait to be with Xinghua all the time.
"Zhenxi, you shouldn't make that bet, it's not good to be too competitive and competitive. Xinghua said worriedly, she was afraid that this high-spirited man would not be able to bear it if he really lost.
"That Lawrence was too bullying, especially for your attitude, and I had to make him apologize to you. Ke Zhenxi said righteously, his expression gradually becoming sad, "Moreover, Teacher Ke has already agreed to the gambling contract, and I can't refute her face." ”
Xinghua lowered his head and asked timidly, "Zhenxi, do you really have nothing to do with Teacher Ke?"
"What do you mean?" Ke Zhenxi listened, a little displeased.
"Didn't she find out that she was particularly nice to you?" Xinghua, who has always been sensitive, can conclude that there must be some ulterior secret between Collaner and her boyfriend.
"I found out, and I don't know why, but it's a good thing. Ke Zhenxi has been kept in the dark, and he can't figure out what is going on, since Ben Shuangfeng promised that Ke Lan'er is not a bad person, he doesn't have much heart.
"This is very abnormal, I don't know what her intentions are, you have to be more careful. ”
"What can she do to me? Don't think about it, she's very good to you, and takes you into her bedroom when you're in trouble. ”
"I know that, and I'm grateful to her. But maybe it's because of you, too. Xinghua pursed her lips and said, she didn't want to say bad things about her benefactor behind her back, but this matter involved Ke Zhenxi's safety, so she let it go, "When she later knew that I was your girlfriend, I felt her hostility." ”
"Hostile?" Ke Zhenxi frowned, "Did she do anything bad to you?"
"No, it's just my gut feeling. ”
"Don't think about it, no matter what she wants, she definitely won't like me. I didn't know her before, so I didn't have much to do with her. Ke Zhenxi touched Xinghua's head and comforted.
"Maybe I'm overthinking, but you have to be more careful. ”
"Don't worry, I've got a lot of eyes. Ke Zhenxi said unashamedly, pouring all the corn paste in the bowl into his mouth.
At five o'clock in the evening, when it was time for part-time work, Ke Zhenxi hurriedly ran to the Endeavor restaurant, tied a yellowed white apron, and cooked food for his classmates with Kyrgyzstan.
"Come early next time. Kyrgyz looked at Ke Zhenxi with dissatisfaction, this temporary partner was always late.
"I arrived early, don't look for trouble, be careful that I you. Ke Zhenxi said in an unkind tone, he didn't have a good impression of this person who had intentions for his girlfriend.
After a while, Kyrgyz said to Ke Zhenxi while eating: "I heard them say that you made a bet with Lawrence to fight a duel with a classmate who is much better than you?"
"Well, to be precise, it's in the knockout competition of freshman training, who did you listen to?" Ke Zhenxi scooped a spoonful of vegetables and put it on a classmate's plate.
"A lot of the classmates who came here to eat are talking about it, they say that you are mean and shameless, and you are not self-sufficient, waiting to see your jokes. Kyrgyz said with a smile that he intended to be angry with Ke Zhenxi.
"You fart less, hit your food. Ke Zhenxi's mood was even worse, and he was very reluctant to lose face in front of his rival.
"Keep your mouth clean, don't take a fart and don't be educated. Kyrgyz said angrily, he was a well-educated man, and had never had any dealings with such vulgar people.
Ke Zhenxi said in his heart: "You part-time worker talk to me about upbringing, I have to play rough with you." ”
Thinking of this, he used his mana to concentrate the filthy qi in his stomach and radiate it. He has mastered the skill of farting at any time, which is more than enough to use against Kyrgyzstan.
After a loud "poof......" sound, there was a foul smell.
Kyrgyz didn't expect Ke Zhenxi to fart on the spot, unprepared, he almost fainted at that time, stumbled, the rice spoon in his hand fell to the ground, and he barely stood on the table.
Two of them fainted on the spot, a few vomited, and the rest still had the strength to help each other out of the gate.
Ke Zhenxi looked at the empty canteen, his face was pale, he knew that he had made a big disaster.
In the afternoon of the next day, Ke Zhenxi came to the No. 3 room of magic refining as agreed to conduct spell assault intensive training.
As soon as he entered the house, he was scolded by Curlain.
"What do you think......? ....... "Curranelle didn't utter the indecent word "fart" after all.
She sighed and said with emotion: "Do you know how bad the impact of this incident is? I personally interceded with the principal to keep your job in the cafeteria." Fortunately, the civilian students in the Endeavour Cafeteria are easy to talk to, and if you really hurt those noble students, the principal will not be able to protect you. ”
"I just want to teach Kyrgyzstan a lesson, who asked him to rob women with me. Ke Zhenxi knew that he was wrong, but his mouth was very hard.
When Ke Lan'er heard that it was because of Xinghua, she became even more angry, and said, "You should focus on learning spells now, don't keep thinking about falling in love." ”
Speaking of this, she paused for a moment and asked, "You put it directly at the canteen employee named Kyrgyzstan?"
"Hmm. Ke Zhenxi nodded.
"How's he doing?"
"He's nothing, I guess he usually smells bad, but he shivered a little, and then I looked at him at noon today, and I didn't do anything, just kept avoiding me. ”
"Strange, how could he be fine?" said Cranelle, who immediately became suspicious. Eating this mana stinky fart without being prepared for it, the junior mage couldn't bear it. Could it be that this Kyrgyz has a profound mana foundation? If so, there is no reason for him to work in the cafeteria.
Although the coachman Nicholas Daguang before was also a coachman who did not work on the stage, it was also his own business, and he could figure it out. This Kyrgyzstan, who seems to be hiding his strength, is simply a wage earner in the canteen, which is very abnormal.
Ke Lan'er didn't think much about it, she thought that maybe she was too careful, maybe Ke Zhenxi's fart was not as afraid as they said.
Ke Zhenxi saw that Ke Lan'er didn't know what he was thinking, and he didn't speak for a long time, so he explained: "I don't know if this fart is so powerful, won't I be able to fart next time?"
"You put it again, I'll see yours...... The power of it. ”
"Are you sure?" Ke Zhenxi looked at Ke Lan'er suspiciously, he thought that Ke Lan'er was so angry that he was incoherent.
"Well, sure. Cranelle's hands were sealed, and the spell "Pure White Shield" was cast. The white mana formed a spherical shield that enveloped her.
"Then you have to be careful. Ke Zhenxi turned around, transported the black and white mana, gathered the turbid qi in his body, and concentrated it in the dantian.
Ke Lan'er was shocked, and she used her "Detection Eye" to clearly see that Ke Zhenxi used the dual power of black and white to carry a stream of turbid gray energy in his body.
This energy is neither mana nor immortal power, but a strange energy. At the beginning, Kezhen's western mana meridians were broken into fragments one by one, and they were rejoined, resulting in cracks one by one. And these strange energies were generated from the cracks, which reminded her of the weird "chaotic force", yes, the "chaotic force" generated on the cracks of the mana meridians.
In fact, every sorcerer's mana will have some chaos power attached to it more or less, but it is so smiling that it can be ignored. However, the chaotic power in Ke Zhenxi's body is very large and extremely destructive, and it has accumulated in Ke Zhenxi's body for a long time, which will damage his body.
When Ke Zhenxi let out a "poof" and released the fart, this extremely aggressive chaotic force touched Ke Lan'er's mana shield, producing a loud sound and emitting gray smoke.
A bead of sweat was left on her forehead, and her "pure white shield" was completely able to resist the attacks of high-level mages, and she was almost broken by this "chaotic force". What made her even more frightened was that the stench carried by this chaotic force could not be defended. Fortunately, she jumped back a few meters in time with her mana and flew out of the window to escape.
After more than ten minutes, Ke Zhenxi and Ke Lan'er met again in the woods outside the building.
"You poison gas, you have to let it go often, and you have to put it when no one is around. Ke Laner still wrapped herself in a "pure white shield" and explained the reason to Ke Zhenxi.
After hearing this, Ke Zhenxi suddenly realized: "It turns out that I have poisonous gas in my body, and I need to fart to expel it." What really hurts people is actually the 'chaotic force', and the smell of farts is secondary. ”
Hearing this, Ke Lan'er said in her heart, "For me, the damage of your 'Chaos Power' is secondary. ”
She didn't want to think about that smell anymore, and explained to Ke Zhenxi: "Detoxification can be done in other ways, not necessarily through your excretory organs, through training, you can transform it into your means of attack, of course, it's better not to go through that disgusting way." ”
"I'll teach you this later, practice the spell today. I have already learned from de Gaulle about the characteristics of Laugie's spells, and we are going to fight with Laurgie as an imaginary enemy during this time. You don't have any other summoned beasts besides the duckling, do you?"
"When I was in class, I signed a contract with a bamboo rat. Ke Zhenxi said that he felt a little embarrassed in a rare way.
The bamboo rat is a very weak youkai with negligible combat power.
Hearing this, Cranelle took a seed from the storage space, threw it on, and said it, then recited the incantation.
Then, the seed turned into a two-meter-tall tree, with an old face full of wood grains with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
"This is the youkai 'Twisted Tree Spirit', the strongest contract summoning beast you can control, now sign a contract with him. ”
Then, Ke Lan'er analyzed the characteristics of Lao Ji's spells to Ke Zhenxi, this person is good at thunder spells, and he will first cast the "Thunder Armor Technique" when fighting, and he is wrapped in the Thunder Armor. The attack spell is the "Thunder and Lightning Sword Technique", which converts mana into lightning and triggers it in each of his attacks.
Ke Lan'er's countermeasure is to let Ke Zhenxi learn the "Wood Armor Technique" to restrain the thunder-based spell, use the "Goblin Throwing Technique" to suppress it from a long distance, summon a contract summoning beast to twist the dryad, and cooperate with the twisted dryad to attack the opponent.
Then, the two began to practice in real combat.
Blue lightning radiated from her body, forming an armor that enveloped her body, and in her hand, a lightning sword made of mana, she was completely imitating the way Lauge fought.
She dodged the stone thrown by Ke Zhenxi, and quickly rushed in front of Ke Zhenxi, and before the twisted tree spirit could react, she shook Ke Zhenxi away with a sword.
"Don't worry, we have a few days, and you have been a little slow to react this time, and you have not taken advantage of the number of people at all. Ke Lan'er looked at Ke Zhenxi, who was lying on the ground and leaned on the ground, and comforted.
"The thunder and lightning around you interfere with my movements. Ke Zhenxi said the problem he encountered.
"That's how the 'Thunder and Lightning Sword Technique' is, just wait until you learn the 'Wood Armor Technique'. ”
Three days later, Ke Zhenxi no longer knew how many times he had practiced with Ke Lan'er, and he was knocked down by lightning without parrying a few blows, just like before.
"That's not going to work, your 'Wood Armor Technique' is too weak, and it will be completely suppressed when the time comes. Cranelle was also anxious in her heart, but on the surface she was still calm as water.
Ke Zhenxi lowered his head, very low. He also worked hard, but his talent was limited, and now he really saw that it was impossible to defeat Delido-Laogi, who had the strength of a junior mage.
"It's a big deal that I'm not going to school here anymore, and I don't want to get on my knees and apologize. Ke Zhenxi said dejectedly.
Ke Lan'er thought that she could defeat Delaoji by helping Ke Zhenxi with targeted training, and that he had been training intensively in the past few months. Now she realized that she was overestimating Ke Zhenxi.
Ke Zhenxi's time to learn spells is still short, and he can't completely negate his future achievements in spells. But at least judging from the results of the past few months, Ke Zhenxi has made very little progress.
Ke Lan'er said in her heart: "There are still two months to go, it's really too late, what should I do? What advantages can he take advantage of?" She is now eager to fight in person, which is much more certain than letting Ke Zhenxi defeat the opponent.
After thinking for a while, she suddenly thought of the "chaotic force" generated by the gap in Ke Zhenxi's mana meridians.
She smiled helplessly, and said in her heart: "It seems that this is the only way, this may really become his trick to turn defeat into victory." ”