0025 Short-circuited thinking

The man blinked, shook his hand at me, and said with a smile, "Young!

I pursed my lips and wrote lightly: "There, I was lucky enough to come across it." Then, give him a smile.

The man smacked his lips and rolled his eyes.

I thought he was going to bargain, but he didn't speak, but walked up to Blackfish and took a closer look. He said, "This fish is a big thief, how did you get it up to you?" and he looked into the river again, and doubted it.

I tilted my nose and felt that he was talking too much. Buy fish, ask so much for what. If I tell him how I caught the fish, I won't scare him to death. The Taoist chief told him that he could not hurt people's lives in the next life, and if he committed a murder, it was possible to give away his life. It is said that if you walk well alone, if you encounter someone who touches porcelain, it will also cause you trouble. It's better to be careful.

I skipped his question and whispered in his ear, "You want to buy fish, don't ask so much." ”

He leaned sideways, a foot away, a hint of horror in his eyes.

I looked at him quietly.

"I'm just asking. He smirked.

"Do you want to check my account and ask me where I'm from?" I had an evil look on my face, a cold face, and a pair of dark eyes, glowing with a swarthy light.

To be honest, I came to this world with hope, but I didn't expect it to be treated like this. No one received me or said anything, and let me stay in the wild and be bitten by mosquitoes all night. I felt very shameless, and my heart was hit hard. If this is the case, I should have told me earlier so that I could be prepared.

I'm impatient.

The man sniffed out the mania inside me, and his mouth finally calmed down. He looked around, the sky was as usual, and a glow was already shining in the east. I thought, how could such a person suddenly appear in this bright and clear world. When I walked past in the morning, I didn't see anyone by the river. I must have met a ghost.

Look at me again, this person is about in his early twenties, born with a tiger's back and a dragon's waist, delicate eyebrows, white complexion, and a pair of eyes as deep as the sea under the thick eyebrows. But there was one thing that made his brows bend and bend. is that although the person in front of him has a good aura, he is slightly green, and at first glance he is not deeply involved in the world, and he is a young boy.

His heart gradually came to life, and the secret path was almost bluffed by me. This made him very unmotivated, and his eyes involuntarily radiated a light of contempt.

"I've been fishing for years, I haven't seen you before, where are you?" he said.

I bit my lip, already guessing that he was too expensive and wanted me to back down. I couldn't help but give him a flirtatious glance and didn't answer him directly. Instead, he said, "You know, now you have a dinner and how much money you can eat at a table at most." ”

He stared blankly, with an ignorant look. After being stunned for a while, he said: "I open a restaurant, and one table is eight hundred." But does it have anything to do with that?"

I snorted, clasped my hands to my chest, and pointed my fingers at him, "Oh, you're pretending." ”

He smiled, showed helplessness, and pretended to be pitiful. He said: "I have been running a restaurant for many years, which is already expensive. If it were normal, it would be four or five hundred and one tables. You don't know, there are many restaurants now, and business is not good. In addition, the taste of customers is getting higher and higher, and it is difficult to adjust the taste. Difficult!"

I said, "Then you should look elsewhere, maybe there will be a cheap one you want." I let go of my hands and looked out into the road. I don't believe it, no one comes to buy my fish. While thinking, I didn't plan to sell it anyway. All things in heaven and earth are spiritual, and if you eat him, you will not be afraid of losing your life.

He froze, hesitating.

I know he's reluctant to pay for it. But he was rich.

At this time, some people came over and pointed fingers at the black fish spirit. I ignored them, but walked up to the big man, pulled him aside and asked in a low voice, "Do you want this fish?"

He couldn't make up his mind, and said in his mouth: "Now, how can there be such a market." ”

I said, "Have you ever seen a fish this big in your life? It's the king of fish, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." If you buy it back, you just don't eat it, put it in the store, and the business will be on fire. Today's customers like to look strange and fresh. If you put an advertisement next to it, saying that this fish is a godsend mascot, delicious and tender. Children eat smart, men eat to nourish their kidneys, women eat to nourish their beauty, it's no wonder if you don't make money. ”

He listened, savored it, and gave it a thumbs up and said, "You're a good idea." ”

I said, "Dude is smart, and he understands the mystery when he clicks on it." Let me tell you, people nowadays no longer care about what they eat, but pay attention to elegance and scene. Some people go to a restaurant and don't spend 10,000 yuan, and they feel shameless. Otherwise, the streets are full of so many restaurants, and they drink the northwest wind. ”

His face was oiled by what I said, and his little eyes sparkled. He smiled heavily, and his fat face instantly grew two chins. He said: "At a young age, I can fool around. Rush your golden idea, deal. As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and asked, "Is it WeChat or Alipay." ”

I asked, "What did you say?" ”

He said, "You're stupid. ”

I said, "Who?"

He put down his phone, stretched his face and said: "To be a man, you have to be honest, how can you regret good things." If it's like this, the world isn't in chaos. I have already informed the people in the hotel to come and pull the fish, if you trick me, you will have to pay for the round-trip fare. ”

I said, "No, but the price hasn't been negotiated, and you can't take the fish away." ”

"Not twenty thousand?!"

I shook my head, pinched my fingers, and said to him, "This fish is twenty thousand, and with the money for removing the scales, it is twenty-two thousand." As for the money for that golden idea, I'll pay for it. However, I want copper money, and I don't agree with WeChat Alipay, which is useless. I want dry goods, those things that don't have a shadow, who knows if it's real or not. ”

He looked at me strangely, sighed, and said, "You came through time, and after the liberation of the copper coin, you won't use it, and it's like a TV series, and it makes people laugh to death on the street." ”

"What's that copper called now?" I asked vaguely.

"Money!" he shouted, waking me up from my stupor. Perception tells me that there is a brief short circuit in the thinking nerves that cannot be repaired for the time being. To find out the cause, it turned out to be caused by excessive fatigue and not having a good rest. It's a joke. If I found out, the people here would chop me up.

He didn't say a word, took his mobile phone, walked up, and urged: "Take out your mobile phone, find out the QR code, let me scan it, and when the time comes, you can just receive it." Who still brings cash to buy things now. ”

I pushed his hand away, my mind going blank. When I was a little conscious, I blushed and yelled domineeringly, "Bring me the money." ”

Dahan was shocked and worried, and then gave in: "Okay, okay, listen to you." However, I don't have any cash on me, so I have to go to the bank to withdraw it. ”