The four masters and apprentices came to the head of the village, the first family, a banner was erected outside the door, the lights and candles in the house were brilliant, the cigarette smoke was lush, the Buddha sang loudly, and the Buddha music bursted. Fastest updates

Jin Chanzi got off the horse and beckoned to Sun Wukong and said, "Wukong! This family is doing things, and we just went to ask for a meal and spend the night." Wait outside, and I'll go and spend the night with Nasai Gong. If you want to keep us, I will come out and call you, and if you don't, don't use force. You have ugly faces and mouths, and I am afraid that you will frighten people and cause trouble, and you will have nowhere to spend the night tonight. ”

"That's right, Master, let's go, we'll wait here. ”

The golden cicada took off the hat, bare headed, shook the shirt, dragged the tin staff, and came to the door. Seeing that the door was half-open and half-hidden, the golden cicada did not dare to trespass, so he stood outside the door with his tin cane on his hand.

After a while, an old man came out of it, with a rosary around his neck and Amitabha Buddha in his mouth, and came to close the door.

Jin Chanzi hurriedly pronounced the Buddha's name: "Amitabha! Old donor, the poor monk is polite." ”

The old man raised his head, met a white fat bald monk in front of him, and hurriedly returned the salute: "You monk, it's too late." ”

"How?"

"It's late, there's nothing. Come a little earlier, my family is a monk, each monk, one person cooks three liters of rice, a section of white cloth, ten copper coins, and eats as much as you like. Why are you here at this time?"

"Old donor, poor monks are not fasting monks. Jin Chanzi bowed down and said with a smile.

"Since you're not fasting, what are you doing here?"

"I am a monk sent by the Tang Dynasty to the west to learn scriptures, come to your place, it is late, I heard the sound of drums and cymbals in the house, it is a good family of Buddha, so I came to ask for a night, and I will leave tomorrow morning. ”

When the old man heard this, he looked at the golden cicada for a while, shook his hand, and said in disbelief: "Monk, don't talk to the monks." Dongtu Datang has 54,000 miles to come to me, how can you be so single?"

"The old benefactor is right! I can't get here alone. But I still have three apprentices, who have opened roads in the mountains, built bridges in the water, and protected poor monks, so I got here. ”

"Since there are apprentices, why don't you come?" the old man raised his eyes and looked out, "Please, please, please come in, my family has a place to rest!"

The golden cicada was overjoyed, turned around and shouted, "Apprentice door!"

Wukong was originally anxious, Bajie was born rude, but Sha Seng was also reckless, the three of them heard the master's greeting, led the horse, carried the burden, and did not ask whether it was good or bad, and a gust of wind broke in.

When the old man saw it suddenly, he was so frightened that his feet weakened, he fell to the ground, and shouted loudly: "The monster is coming! The monster is coming......

Seeing this, Jin Chanzi quickly helped the old man up, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! They are good people! Not monsters, they are all my apprentices!"

The old man said tremblingly: "Such a handsome master, how can you find such an ugly apprentice!"

"Although the appearance is not good-looking, it can subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger, catch monsters and capture demons. ”

The old man didn't believe it, took the golden cicada's clothes, hid aside, and led a few people into the door.

Several people came to the outside of the hall, tied their horses, put down their luggage, and walked into the hall.

There were a few monks in the hall chanting scriptures, Zhu Bajie leaned over to take a look, and asked, "Monk, what scriptures are you reciting?"

When the monk heard someone asking, he looked up and was so frightened that he fell on his back.

The other monks turned their heads and looked, "Oh my mother!"

There are several monks in the hall, and no one is afraid. Li also recited the scriptures, and the head of the class taught it. It is difficult to take care of the chime and the bell, and the Buddha statue is thrown away. Blowing out the lights together, the light was scattered. Falling and climbing, how can the threshold ever be crossed! You hit my head on the head, like an upside-down gourd frame. Clear the good dojo and turn it into a big joke.

One has a long mouth and big ears, is tall, has a round belly and thick shoulders, and is a wild boar spirit. The other has a hairy face, a thin body, red eyes, and a monkey spirit. There is also a face that is not black or blue, with a red beard and leopard eyes, and is a living Hades!

There are several monks in the hall, and no one is afraid. Ahh

After a few shouts, the monks threw the wooden fish in a panic, dropped the Dharma drum and cymbals, and blew out the lamps together, scattering the light for a moment. Falling and climbing, how can the threshold ever be crossed! You hit my head on the head, like an upside-down gourd frame. Clear the good dojo and turn it into a big joke. Even rolling and crawling, they all ran out of the door for their lives!

When the three of Sun Wukong saw the panicked appearance of the monks, they couldn't help laughing, and those monks heard the strange laughter of the three and ran faster!

Suddenly, there were only four people left in the hall, the old man and the master and apprentice, and the three Sun Wukong were still giggling and laughing there.

The ancients said: 'If you are good without teaching, you are not holy, and then you are good, and then you are good, and you are not virtuous, and you are not stupid!'

The three of Sun Wukong hurriedly smiled.

The old man was also beating a drum in his heart, and when he saw that the three ugly monks were scolded by Tang Seng and didn't dare to reply, he restrained his appearance, and then believed that he was the apprentice of the golden cicada, and turned around and persuaded: "Master! It's okay! Just now, the lights were turned off, the flowers were scattered, and the Dharma was about to be collected." ”

Zhu Bajie asked: "Since the end of the game, please set out the fasting meal, we ate and slept well." ”

"Come!" the old man turned and shouted inside, "Come on!"

When the family heard this, they made a fuss and said: "There are many incense and candles in the hall, how can you teach the lantern?" When a few servants came out to see, this black hole, even if they lit torches and lanterns, rushed to it, suddenly looked up and saw three Zhu Bajie, they were so frightened that they threw away their torches, turned around and ran, shouting as they ran: "The monster is coming! The monster is coming!"

The old man smiled bitterly and invited Jin Chanzi and the others to take a seat.

Sun Wukong pulled over a chair and asked the master to sit on it, his brothers and sisters sat on both sides, and the old man sat opposite. The crowd was about to speak, when the door opened, and an old man came out, on crutches, and shouted, "What monster?

The old man hurriedly got up and greeted: "Brother, there are no monsters!" The four elders are not monsters, they are arhats from the Tang Dynasty who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures. Although the three apprentices are vicious, they are all good people. ”

Later, the old man let go of his nervousness and walked in to meet the golden cicada's master and apprentice. When he saw it, he also screamed in his heart, fortunately, he was reminded just now, otherwise he wouldn't have been scared half to death? He forced himself to calm down, put down his crutches, and saluted the four masters and apprentices.

After seeing the ceremony, the old man also sat in front of him, and called out to the back room: "Come to see the tea!

The old man had no choice but to scream a few times, and the servants stood tremblingly at the back door, holding tea and rice, but they didn't dare to come in.

Seeing that the tea and rice were in front of him, but he didn't bring it to eat, Zhu Bajie was full of saliva, and he couldn't help it, and asked: "Old donor, what are you doing standing there?"

"They serve the lord with fasting. ”

Zhu Bajie asked again: "How many people serve?"

"Eight people. ”

"Which of these eight men serves?"

"Serve the four of you. ”

"That white-faced master, as long as he serves alone. There are only two people with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth. The one with the dark face needs eight people. I had to have twenty men to serve. ”

The old man said, "So, sir, do you have a larger amount of food?"

Zhu Bajie smiled: "It's going to be okay." ”

The old man smiled: "Someone, someone." And he stood up, and went over and commanded, and called out thirty or forty men, all of whom came out with their bread in their hands.

Those servants looked at Zhu Bajie and the old man by the door, and talked for a long time with questions and answers, and they didn't see the evil monks being ruthless, and they were not very afraid, so they came over and set up a table in the middle, and invited the golden cicada to sit down. Three tables were set up on both sides, and Sun Wukong was invited to sit in three. There was also a table in front of it, and two old men were seated.

First lined up with vegetarian fruits and vegetables, then noodles, rice, idle food, and noodle soup, all neatly lined up and full.

Jin Chanzi held up his chopsticks and said, "Disciples", first recite a volume of "Qizhai Sutra".

Zhu Bajie wanted to wait for the master to finish reciting the scriptures before eating, but when he saw that the table was full of food, where could he wait?

The servant next to him didn't see it clearly, and thought that he had secretly hidden the rice in his sleeve, and muttered there: "This old man has a bad head, why don't you put steamed buns and rice?"

Talking about pretending not to steal, it's just a kind word, in fact, those servants are saying that Zhu Bajie is stealing rice.

Zhu Bajie's ears were big, although the voice was small, he was still heard, and he smiled: "I haven't pretended yet, I've eaten it." ”

"You didn't even move, why did you eat it?"

"Lie to you that you're your son! It's really eaten! If you don't believe it, bring me the food and eat it for you." ”

A servant hurriedly went to serve the bowl, and handed another bowl of rice to Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie moved his hand, poured it into his mouth, and disappeared again.

The servants didn't see it clearly, but when the meal reached the monk's hand, it was gone, could it be that he ate with his hands?

Some servants of the organic spirit had already brought another bowl of rice, first opened their eyes, did not blink, stared at Zhu Bajie's mouth, and then handed the rice to Zhu Bajie. I saw that Zhu Bajie poured the bowl into his mouth, and the rice entered his mouth and went directly to his stomach.

"Grandpa! you are a brick-grinding throat - light and slippery!" the servant was surprised.

Zhu Bajie laughed and told the servants to hurry up and add food.

Before he finished reading the golden cicada, he had already eaten five or six bowls of rice to his stomach, and when he saw that the master was eating, he also picked up the chopsticks and went to eat the food on the table. Whether it's rice or pasta, fruit or pastry, you can stuff everything you catch in your mouth, and once you stuff it, you don't have to chew it. His mouth was still eating and shouting, "Come on, come on!"

The servants kept serving Zhu Bajie with their hands and feet, and after serving it, they gradually disappeared!

When Sun Wukong saw it, he said to Zhu Bajie: "Senior brother, eat less, how can it be better than starving on the mountain road, it's okay to eat half full." ”

Zhu Bajie had nothing to eat, and said with a dissatisfied face: "Stingy! As the saying goes, if the monk is not full, it is better to be buried alive." ”

"Take the family fire, don't pay attention to him!" Sun Wukong saw that the master's face was a little embarrassed, and said to the servants.

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