Chapter 35: The Second System Elf
didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and the system went crazy "drip-drip", dripping non-stop.
Until.
Boom.
"Ding! No. 1 smart 'Mansion Master' collapsed, and it is being repaired... Restoring..."
Why don't you be stupid, it's really bad, I'll go!
As a traverser, breaking his golden finger with his own hands is no one.
To die to such an extent is really a test of the cruelty of fate.
"Ding! The No. 1 intelligent 'house master' has been detected to crash, and the standby intelligence is starting... The startup was successful. ”
"Hello host, the second intelligent 'little fairy' is at your service. An ethereal voice came to mind at the right time.
He Bu breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It's okay, it's okay, except for the name of the little fairy, it's nothing." ”
The unsympathetic mansion master finally drove the crane west, I don't know if this little fairy is a little better.
"Compared to the Mansion Master, do you have any more powerful points, such as improving the host's permissions, degrees of freedom, and so on?"
"Ding! As a little fairy, I am naturally omniscient and omnipotent, please rest assured that the host can use it!"
Obviously, this little fairy is much more sexualized than the master of the house.
However, there are some problems, such as asking questions that are not answered.
Why don't you try to ask, "Little fairy, can you see if you can waive the maintenance cost of the Thousand Illusions?"
"Ding! A thousand illusions at the level of a superb master, consuming one hundred taels of gold per hour, this is a rigid rule of the system, and the little fairy cannot make any modifications. ”
Why don't you be dumbfounded, haven't you already negotiated with the lord of the mansion for an eight-fold discount? Now why has it become a hundred taels of gold again!
"The lord of the mansion told me, this eight-fold one, how can it become a hundred taels of gold again for you!"
Friendly reminder: The little fairy is a backup system, without any authority to adjust the system, and the system cannot be upgraded. ”
Why don't you faintly have a feeling of losing a lot, and are busy.
"I understand that you can't adjust permissions, what does it mean that you can't upgrade the system?"
"The "Wanjie Pawnshop System" is currently in the lowest form, the current main function pawnshop is open, the auxiliary system pill is open, the auxiliary system cheats are being transformed, the auxiliary system guard is open, and the others are gone, and there are many auxiliary systems in an inactive state. ”
"......" why not be speechless.
There are still a lot of auxiliary systems that have not been turned on.
Why don't you feel wrong a long time ago, it's obviously called the Wanjie Pawnshop System, but there is only a monotonous pawnshop, thirteen pills, a cheats transformation, and a guard system. Such a refreshing system, I'm really sorry for the name Wanjie.
There are a lot of auxiliary systems that are not open, right?
"You don't have permission to turn it on?"
"Nope. The little fairy began to pour bitter water. "I'm also desperate at this point, as a backup intelligence, I'm so wronged!"
"......" why don't you feel the malice from the system, "or we will hug each other and cry for a lifetime, and we will grow old for the rest of our lives." ”
"Woo woo woo ~ " The little fairy really cried.
"Stop, stop!"
"Woo~Hiccup~"
Why don't you say: "I already miss the mansion master a little, when will she be able to repair it?"
"I don't know, you dislike me, woo~. ”
Why don't you almost go crazy, and you have to take care of the system yourself!
"Little fairy, calm down and tell me what other auxiliary systems do. ”
"I don't know, I don't have permission, I'm so wronged. ”
Why don't you want to die, he regrets his previous death very much at this time.
"What do you mean by all worlds?"
"All worlds that are known, unknown, existent, non-existent. The little fairy's mood changed at the speed of light, and she said sarcastically: "You are so stupid, you don't understand this." ”
Why don't you nod and ask, "Is it possible for me to enter any world pawn items, or can the creatures in the Ten Thousand Worlds enter the pawnshop to pawn items, or can it be understood that any item in the Ten Thousand Worlds can appear in the system?"
"Should... bar. The little fairy said in an uncertain tone.
Why don't you smile, "In other words, there may be fairy swords, starships, and other things in my system, it turns out that my future is the sea of stars, which feels good." ”
"Should... Bar"
"Let me ask another question, at the moment I can only buy real things, such as weapons, cheats, people, and in the future, will pawnshops also accept non-physical things, such as information, lifespan, future, wishes, etc. ”
"Should... The little fairy was a little impatient, "I really don't know, don't ask, woo woo~"
"Don't cry, it's awkward to hear. ”
"Woo woo woo~" The little fairy cried even louder. "Just cry!"
Why don't you face a pang, and said with a dark face: "You answer three questions first." ”
This guy is going to die again, he just killed the mansion master, and now he can't cure you a little fairy?
"Who am I, why am I here, what am I going to be?"
The little fairy stopped crying, was silent for a moment, and wondered: "This is your problem, how can I know, are you having a bad brain?"
This little fairy is very cunning.
Why don't you give up and ask, "So who are you?"
The little fairy said cleanly: "I am a little fairy, didn't I tell you? I suspect that you suffer from amnesia." ”
Why don't you lose your temper at all by the little fairy's answer, and your face is full of depression.
"Ding! Detects that the host is depressed, suggests that the host want something happy. ”
"Poverty keeps me from being happy. "Why don't you frown.
"That's... What is the host's favorite thing to do?" the little fairy incarnated as a psychiatrist.
Why not frown, your favorite thing to do?
Make money, scare people, pretend to beep and slap your face?
Or will you be happy when you see others unhappy?
After thinking about it carefully, I found that none of these were accurate answers.
Suddenly, why don't your eyes light up.
"I see! Trading makes me happy, especially unfair trading, I like trading the most! Making money or something is just secondary, and now I finally understand why my system is called the Wanjie Pawnshop System. ”
"Pawnshop is the best platform for unfair trade, and I am very happy every time I trade. ”
The little fairy said: "The host is so bad, his mind is full of pit people." ”
"A little bit of quality, which is a pit person, the fundamental purpose of the transaction is the rational allocation of resources. If you think about it, a cheatbook, the customer may not use it, he pawns it to me, I give him money, with money, he can buy what he needs, and at the same time I will sell the cheats to those who need it. ”
"So, I'm helping others, not cheating people!"
"Ding! Host lying detected. The little fairy said in a triumphant tone: "No one can deceive the little fairy, and besides, you used the wrong words before, what you like is not a transaction, but an exchange." ”
"You're just a fan of exchanging low-value items for high-value items......"
"Drip, drip, drip!" He Bu said in his mind.
"Ding! The main intelligence 'house master' has been repaired, and the main and secondary intelligence have begun to switch, and the switch is ongoing... The switch is complete. ”
"Ding! I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss it very much. The 'Mansion Master' is at your service. ”
I haven't seen you for a long time... It's only been a few minutes.
The mansion master is back, why don't you feel a little happy, the indifferent mansion master is better than the second-class little fairy... It may not be interesting enough, but the effect is worlds apart.
"Mansion Master, have you figured it out, do you know who you are now?"
Ding! refused to answer. ”
The lord of the mansion has become cunning.
Why not: "......"
Presumably, this is a failed fix.
"Okay, sleep. ”
Early the next morning, why not get up, get dressed and washed, and when I went downstairs, I found that the three of them were already standing in front of the door.
"Let's go. ”
The five of them came to the test site, and as soon as they arrived, they found that someone was testing.
Seeing the test item, He Bu couldn't help but complain: "This... Isn't it whack-a-mole!"
"I didn't expect it to be the Stainless Steel Nine Rat Formation this time. The pigeon in the clouds muttered.
Nine huge metal square platforms are connected in a line across the Qinhuai River.
These steel platforms are nine steps long and nine steps wide, and from time to time there are waist-thick steel pillars protruding from them, and then they are smashed down by the warriors holding a large steel hammer.
But isn't this just a big whack-a-mole?
But since it's a martial artist, there must be something extraordinary.