Chapter 42: Elder Tang's tongue is so powerful
Chapter 42: Elder Tang's tongue is so powerful
"Amitabha, good, good, good......."
How do you memorize a poem?
It seems to be called: the silver bottle bursts with water slurry.
Yes, that's the case at this time, but it's not a water pulp, but a brain pulp.
Orion held the fork in his hand and held it up in the air in a daze.
Tang Seng once again told him what mysterious power was.
Of course, Tang Seng also told everyone once again what Elder Tang was.
The tiger slammed headfirst into the rock, and his brain burst out to death.
"Damn, what is this operation?"
"The props team is too powerful....."
"Where did the trolls upstairs come from, go back......"
"This man with a fork is so handsome, I'm going to give him a monkey ....."
Are you going to give him a monkey?
Where did it come from?
Jumping out of a rock!
Orion put down the steel fork and bowed to Tang Seng: "I've seen the elder, the elder is really a master of art and bold!"
"Amitabha, the donor smiled, but the poor monk was hungry, and he had to make such a decision, it was really a wise move, he couldn't learn, he couldn't learn...... he couldn't learn" Tang Seng folded his hands and bowed.
"The elder has a powerful tongue, he can speak, I'm just a rough person, I really don't understand this, and I can't speak, I hope the elder won't blame ......"
"Hahaha, poor monks like to deal with cheerful people......"
Orion dragged two giant tigers and took Tang Seng to his home as a guest.
It turns out that this mountain man is the Zhenshan Taibao here, and he is also a person from the Tang Dynasty, called Liu Boqin, who lives here and hunts for a living.
This can be regarded as a folk talent!
King Tang was in the palace, constantly sighing, it turned out that there were so many capable people in the Tang Dynasty, but unfortunately many of them were secluded in the mountains and forests, and they could not be reused by the court.
Tang Seng was full of food and drink at Liu Boqin's house, and couldn't help but want to persuade Liu Boqin to go to the West Heaven with him to preach the Fa, and it was too dangerous and too tiring to go on the road alone.
"Zhuangshi, I see that you are extraordinary, I don't know if you can escort the poor monk all the way to Naxitian to teach the scriptures and spread the Fa, and promote my great Tang Guowei?" asked Tang Seng in the courtyard of Liu Boqin's house when he was resting.
Liu Boqin pointed to the courtyard and laughed: "Don't hide it from the elders, if there is no such business and no old mother above, it must be to follow the elders, go all the way west, and raise the prestige of our country, but it's a pity that ......."
Tang Seng knew what Liu Boqin meant, after all, the live broadcast was also on, and some viewers also sighed secretly, Liu Boqin was such a strong man, but he couldn't escort Tang Seng, which was a pity.
Tang Seng left Shuangchaling, lost two servants, only one horse and one person left, the road was far away, and there was no one to escort him, how can this be good?
At night, Tang Seng couldn't sleep!
It turns out that tomorrow is the death day of Liu Boqin's deceased father, and it is normal for there to be abnormal movements in the family today.
After that, he saw Liu Boqin knocking on his door and taking Tang Seng to find his old mother.
"Elder, listen to my son, the elder's tongue is very powerful?"
Tang Seng was stunned, his tongue was not strong, how did Liu Boqin know, and he hadn't tried it?
Immediately, I thought that it should be Liu Boqin who said that he could speak well, and his mouth was powerful, and the old woman in the countryside had no knowledge, so it was not wrong to say this, so he nodded.
"Elder, the old body begs you for one thing, last night Boqin's father told me in a dream, he must not go to hell, and he hopes that someone will help him to exceed, it just so happens that the elder has a strong tongue, can you help the old body, otherwise the old body is really uncomfortable......"
Seeing the old woman's uncomfortable appearance, Tang Seng gritted his teeth, and naturally should help the old woman.
So the next day, on the death day of Bo Qin's deceased father, Tang Seng set up an incense platform, overlived the soul, and recited the Sutra of the Past Life twenty-one times and three times, and then the incense platform was withdrawn, and the matter was completed.
Sure enough, that night, the old woman dreamed again, and Birchinto dreamed that she had gone to hell and was reincarnated.
Tang Seng stayed in Liu Boqin's house for three or four days, and since Liu Boqin refused to escort him away, he asked for a sign from Liu Boqin and hung it on the horse's head.
Besides, Liu Boqin escorted Tang Seng all the way away, only to see that there were deep mountains in the distance, and when he arrived at the mountain, Liu Boqin wanted to leave and let Tang Seng go alone.
Tang Seng wanted to take Liu Boqin away, but Liu Boqin said: "This mountain is the mountain of the two realms, it is the real boundary of my Tang Dynasty, and it was the territory of the Tartars in the past, those people are extremely vicious, they don't surrender to me, but I can't cross the boundary, you can go by yourself......."
Tang Seng was naturally reluctant, but he had no choice but to watch Liu Boqin leave.
Only then did he say to the live broadcast camera: "Everyone knows, crossing Hezhou Wei is just our military border, and only after passing my feet can I really leave Datang, so I haven't gone abroad before, and now I really go abroad......."
Suddenly, some viewers knew.
"I seem to have a premonition that something bad is wrong....."
"Could it be that Elder Tang wants to do tricks again?"
Sure enough, before the words were finished and the barrage was not over, Tang Seng began to let everyone brush gifts to celebrate his departure......
So, someone on the side asked, what is the use of the small wooden sign that Tang Seng hung on the horse's neck?
Tang Seng smiled slightly and asked if they wanted to know?
Of course they were curious and wanted to know.
If you want to know, then swipe the gift!
Another mouthful of old blood spurted out.
I saw Tang Seng open the salute, remove the pen and ink from it, and then wipe the wooden card, and wrote on the wooden card:
East-West Cultural Exchange Mission, Datang Entertainment Co., Ltd. Recruitment:
1. Recruit a guard, who can fight and protect the chairman;
Second, recruit a logistics officer, who can do and cook;
3. Find a handyman, who is capable and can do all the sundries.
In the end, Tang Seng added another line of small characters, the number of places is limited, first come, first served, and the treatment is preferential.
Originally, Tang Seng also wanted to write about teaching scriptures and teaching the law to promote the prestige of our country, but he was afraid of being beaten, so he didn't write it.
"Poof... Elder Tang, are you recruiting workers in this barren mountain and wilderness?"
"If I hadn't been too far away, I'd have wanted to try it....."
"What kind of treatment is preferential treatment?"
......
Tang Seng doesn't have anything to do with them, these boring Tang Seng want to beat them, so they should let these boring people who watch the live broadcast go with them to teach the scriptures and teach the Fa.
After walking for a while, he finally came to a flat place, rode on a horse, hung a wooden sign, and Tang Seng left slowly.
I promise, this time I really left Datang, everyone believes me.
Tang Seng kept teasing during the live broadcast, anyway, it's boring to be alone, so let's have some fun......
After a few days, Tang Seng finally saw people and walked to a small town, as for where this is, Tang Seng doesn't know, anyway, it is a place with many people.......