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On the Zen platform of the golden and splendid Buddha Hall, Chen Yi, who was wearing a big red robe, looked out of the door for the thirty-sixth time.

At this time, it was noon, and it was supposed to be meal time, but the bald monks in the hall were full of no one dared to say to eat, so they could only endure hunger and listen to the monks' teachings.

Even the Tang Emperor in a dragon robe listened attentively, consulted, and did not open his mouth when he was hungry.

And the monks and Chen Yi, the most respected monk of the Tang Dynasty, were absentmindedly chanting the Buddhist scriptures in their minds, waiting for the arrival of the anticipatory moment.

Where did everyone in the main hall of the Buddha Hall know that Xuanzang, a senior monk of Jinguang Temple, had been taken away by Chen Yi's soul two hours ago and became another person.

In fact, Chen Yi doesn't want to be like this, he is a senior expert of the Journey to the West Research Institute in the new century, with an annual salary of one million, and a beautiful girlfriend, so he is willing to travel over to be a monk.

But if you are not happy and you can't help it, just when Chen Yi was working hard for three days and three nights, and the subject was about to make a new breakthrough, he was so confused that his soul came out of his shell, traveled to the world of Journey to the West, and became Chen Xuanzang, a senior monk of the Tang Dynasty, with the same name as Chen Yi.

Because it was a perfect seizure, there was no vision, and all the memories of Xuanzang were obtained. Therefore, no one found anything wrong.

As for why he kept looking out of the door, Chen Yi naturally had his own plans. According to the plot of "Journey to the West", it is time for Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea to find the scriptures.

Although I know that the road to learning the scriptures is difficult, I will be eaten by monsters if I am not careful. But Chen Yi still very much hopes to leave Chang'an earlier.

First, at the foot of this Tianzi, if you want to have a monk or something, it won't work at all. Second, on the way to learn from the scriptures, aren't there so many female monsters? There is also a daughter country, which is simply a smooth road to happiness for men.

As for those fierce monsters, with Sun Monkey here, what are you afraid of? Such a carefree business trip, if you don't do it, you are a fool!

"Guanyin, why haven't you come yet? I'm waiting for you with hunger, so show up quickly!"

Chen Yi kept calling in his heart, and his eyes looked out of the door again, it was already the thirty-seventh time.

At this time, the celestial phenomena suddenly changed. A cloud of golden light descended from above the nine heavens, bathing the entire Chang'an City in this dazzling golden light.

In a moment, this golden light approached the Buddhist hall where Chen Yi was, and saw a man and a woman among them.

"Immortals!

Outside the Buddha hall, I don't know who exclaimed, and then, those royal guards all knelt on the ground and shouted: "Mother!

Whew......

Chen Yi's eyes lit up, and he got up and rushed out quickly, leaving everyone behind. This made King Tang look confused, and a little displeased.

It is estimated that King Tang was thinking in his heart: Okay, you Chen Xuanzang, you actually ran in front of me, it's too arrogant!

But now is not the time to theorize about these, Tang Wang also ran out to see what the Bodhisattva looks like.

In the golden light, on the lotus platform, there was a woman in a white shirt, who did not know how old she was. But the skin is white, shiny and smooth, and it should be nice to think about elasticity.

Above the pointed chin, the lips are not pointed, the bridge of the nose is high, and the two big eyes that can only speak are also very charming. The long hair is simply tied on the top of the head, draped over the fragrant shoulders, and flutters in the wind.

His right hand is placed on his chest, and his left hand drags a white porcelain vase with willow branches, which is really fairy and sacred.

"Disciple Xuanzang, I have seen Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”

Chen Yi took a step forward, folded his hands, and bowed to Guanyin. The corner of his eye is still looking, and he is beautiful in his heart!

Tang Wang on the side really wanted to fly up and kick this dead bald head away. This guy moved too fast, and before he had time to bow, he was robbed of the lead, and he was angry!

Also, how could Xuanzang know that the immortal in front of him was Guanyin Bodhisattva? Could it be that worshipping the Buddha and chanting sutras can really see the immortals in the sky? It seems that there is still a lot of worship to the Buddha, and this monk can't let this monk seize the opportunity in everything.

"The disciple knocked on Guanyin Bodhisattva. King Tang hurriedly knelt down, and his attitude said how pious he was.

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded slightly, and his lips moved slightly: "I came to this seat today, and I came to the Buddha to find a person to learn scriptures in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, go to the West Heaven to obtain the Three Tibetan True Scriptures, and save all the people in the Eastern Land." Ladies and gentlemen, are there anyone who would like to go?"

"The disciple is willing to go!" Chen Yi immediately raised his hand, for fear that someone else would rob him of his seat.

Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Chen Yi, and couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and there was already a certain number in his heart. But he still opened his mouth to warn: "The road to learn the scriptures is far away, and there are many ......"

"Sister Guanyin, don't worry. Chen Yi interrupted Guanyin Bodhisattva deadly: "Even if there are 108,000 miles, even if there are demons and monsters on the way, the disciple is determined to go there, obtain the true scriptures, and benefit all souls in my eastern land." ”

Guanyin was first displeased, then shocked. I thought that it was really worthy of the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and I said the distance of the road at once, and I also knew that there would be demons and monsters on the way, which was really the best candidate.

In particular, the voice of 'Sister Guanyin' is very kind, and it is not half unfamiliar, which is very pleasant to listen to.

And Tang Wang looked confused, shaking his head constantly, and his thoughts were messy. Xuanzang, who really doesn't know whether to live or die, dares to call Guanyin Bodhisattva his sister, it seems that a catastrophe is coming.

It's a pity that what Tang Wang saw was not Chen Yi being punished, but saw Guanyin Bodhisattva's sweeter smile, where did he get angry? This made him even more messy.

Guanyin Bodhisattva continued to smile and said: "Xuanzang is dedicated to seeking scriptures, the Buddha's heart is strong, and this seat will take you as the person who learns the scriptures, go to the west to seek the true scriptures, and achieve positive results." And give you three treasures, namely, a brocade robe, a nine-ring tin staff, and a purple gold bowl. ”

As soon as the words fell, Hui'an Xing, who was standing beside Guanyin Bodhisattva, threw the three treasures in his hand and slowly floated towards Chen Yi.

Chen Yi hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch it, and thanked him with joy: "Thank you sister for your gift, the disciple will live up to the trust of my sister and the Buddha, and go to the west to seek the true scriptures." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded and said, "Then prepare and get ready, and then go on the road." This seat also went back to the Buddha to return to his life, hoping to meet Xuanzang again as soon as possible. ”

After finishing speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva waved one hand and drove away with Hui'an Walker in the clouds, and soon disappeared into the sky.

Looking at the Tang Emperor who was still confused, Chen Yi couldn't help but snicker, and felt how proud he was. To be a monk is also to pay attention to art, not everyone can play with this technique.

What's more, Chen Yi has a super bold plan, that is: to soak the girl Guanyin!

Thinking of seeing Guanyin again as soon as possible, Chen Yi couldn't bear it anymore, reached out and patted Tang Wang's shoulder and said, "Don't be stunned, prepare the items you need on the road for me." ”

Such a move made everyone's hearts tremble. Even the close guards and eunuchs forgot to drink.

Tang Wang was slapped like this, and he also recovered from his confusion, and said angrily: "What did you say?"

Chen Yi found that he was a little too bold, and his eyes rolled and he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the poor monk asks Your Majesty to give you the necessary items on the way to learn the scriptures, and you can also go on the road as soon as possible and get the true scriptures back as soon as possible." ”

Tang Wang is a generous person, and Chen Yi is the first senior monk in the Tang Dynasty, and he has a super bull Guanyin sister, so Tang Wang didn't care anymore, and commanded loudly with a wave of his hand.

"Come on, prepare the incense case, I want to form a righteous brother with Xuanzang and personally see off the royal brother!"