Xiao Cheap and Zhang Zhinan reunited after a long absence, both of them were overjoyed, the two only felt that they had endless words, Xiao Cheap pulled up Zhang Zhinan, and said: "Brother Yi, go, go to my residence, I'll go find a few bottles of good wine, tonight we will talk with candles and nights, and we will rest when we get drunk." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhang Zhinan showed embarrassment and said, "I'm happy, but will my younger brother and sister have a grudge and blame me for ruining the Spring Festival for the two of you?"

Xiao Bei's face flushed, and he said, "Where is it, we haven't reached that step yet." ”

Zhang Zhinan's eyes widened, revealing a look of disbelief, a trace of evil smile flashed away, and then his expression was solemn, and he said seriously: "Brother-in-law, I have a word for my brother, I don't know if I should say it?"

As soon as Xiao Bei saw his face, he knew that he had nothing to say, so he waved his hand and said, "Don't talk about it!"

Zhang Zhi turned a deaf ear, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Brother Yi, your illness must be due to too much self-blasphemy in ordinary times, so that when the matter comes, it is powerless and difficult to continue. There is a word of persuasion for my brother: the young man does not know the preciousness of the essence, and the old man comes to cry. I advise you to quit these vices as soon as possible and return to the broad road of normal intercourse. ”

Xiao Bei knew that his righteous brother was open-mouthed, but at this moment, as expected, the words were filthy, so he turned his head away and ignored it.

How do you know that Zhang Zhinan said that he had a temperament, and he couldn't help it, and he frothed at the mouth and said: "I know a person who is good at kidney massage, and it is rumored that he can be impotent, impotence, premature ejaculation, shrinking, yang, tired, and soft, and he only needs to take care of it once, and it will be effective immediately, but there is a difficulty in this matter." That person was a woman, and when she was healthy, she had to expose her body and go into battle shirtless, for fear that my brother and sister would overturn the vinegar jar at that time. And the price is a bit expensive, it's better to do this, you give me some silver taels, I'll try it for you first, if it really works, I'll help you persuade your brother and sister, let you out and be happy...... Oh no, massage. ”

Xiao Bei couldn't bear it anymore, and said: "Brother Yi, aren't you also married?

As soon as Xiao Bei's words came out, Zhang Zhinan was speechless and silent for a long time, Xiao Bei felt strange, squinted his eyes, and was immediately taken aback, only to see Zhang Zhinan's eyes red, his lips trembling, and he seemed to be about to cry.

Xiao Bei suddenly apologized and snorted, "Brother Yi...... That one...... I'm really sorry, I don't know what to do, and it's no wonder that I'm offended. ”

Zhang Zhinan wiped his eyes and said with a sob: "Forget it, those who don't know are not guilty, you don't want to do kidney health care, and I won't force you." But I am an adult, and I repay virtue with resentment, and for the sake of the harmony of my younger brothers and sisters, I will sacrifice again. The next time you have sex with your younger siblings, call me, I will monitor outside the window, secretly transmit the voice to you, and instruct you to be a man, a woman, and a woman. ”

Xiao Bei saw that he was sad for less than a moment, and immediately relapsed, knowing that he was hopeless, sighed, and let him talk nonsense.

Zhang Zhinan said for a while, and when he saw that Xiao Ji was not angry, he felt bored, so he stopped, coughed twice, and said with a straight face: "Brother Yi, don't hide it, Yu Ji and I have indeed done the worship ceremony." Although she had other intentions for me, I could not go back on my promise. It can be said that it is a bad fate. ”

Xiao Qiqi said: "What is her plan for you? Could it be that she wants to take away your virgin Yuanyang in order to keep your youth forever?"

"Brother Yi, when will you ...... It's also become so flamboyant?" Zhang Zhinan's face was full of incredulity.

In fact, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to are yellow, which is not false at all. Although Xiao Bei is pure in nature, these days, he first got acquainted with Zhang Zhinan, then met Wang Yangming, and accepted Lu Guanzhong as an apprentice, and was defiled by these three people in turn, so it is not surprising that he said these words.

"She asked me to help her deal with the Palace Master of the Sword Screaming Palace in order to lift the curse on her. Zhang Zhi couldn't see that Xiao didn't answer, so he had to smile bitterly.

Xiao Bei was overjoyed and said: "I have this intention with Wang Yangming, if you help, it will be like a tiger with wings." ”

The two chatted as they walked, and soon returned to the center of the imperial atmosphere. When the shopkeeper saw Xiao Bei bring back a stinky beggar, he was so angry that he blew his eyes and glared, but Xiao Bei was a royal guest, and he couldn't afford to be offended, so he had to open one eye and close one eye and let the two of them in.

Xiao Bei led Zhang Zhinan through the garden and came to his house, only to see the candle flame in the house flickering slightly, and the silhouette of the wild goose reflected on the paper window, looking a little lonely.

Xiao Bei shouted: "Sister Yan, look at it, who did I bring back?" After that, he pushed open the door, strode in, and pulled Hong Yan to the door.

Hong Yan used the spirit manifestation, probed for a while, and immediately looked disgusted, and said: "Why did you bring the beggar back, come, these two taels of silver are given to you, leave quickly, don't bring the smell into the house." After speaking, he took out a pile of broken silver and handed it to Zhang Zhinan.

Xiao Bei was extremely embarrassed, and said with a smirk: "Sister Yan, take a closer look." ”

Hong Yan frowned, pinched his nose and probed carefully, and suddenly exclaimed, "Brother Yi, you ...... How did you become like this?"

Zhang Zhinan said with a big grin: "I am handsome, for fear of attracting bees and butterflies along the way, messing with my practice, so I self-destruct my image, roll in the dung heap, sleep in the sludge, and finally reach the realm of this person's and god's anger." But since you come to the capital, you have to follow the customs of the locals, brother and sister, do you have a bathhouse here?

Hong Yan said with a smile: "The emperor has its own hot spring bath in the center, just in the backyard, Xiao Lang, your image is not much better than that of your brother-in-law, I think you both have to go and have a good dip." ”

Then Hong Yan rang the rope bell, asked the cousin to bring clothes and towels, and instructed the cousin to lead the way. The cousin took Xiao Zhang and the others to the hot spring.

After walking not far, a pool of steaming white steam appeared in front of Xiao Zhang and the others, and the cousin tested the water temperature, indicating that it was just right, bowed, and turned to leave. Xiao Zhang and the others were tired after a busy day, so they couldn't wait to take off their clothes and jump into the pool.

"Oh ~ comfortable!" Zhang Zhinan entered the hot spring, immediately shouted, the whole person was immersed in the water from head to toe, and suddenly, a stream of black water emerged from its dip in and out, and the nearby pool water was suddenly blackened by it, spreading to the entire hot spring.

Xiao Bei didn't know that Zhang Zhinan was so dirty, and he was shocked, so he stayed away from Zhang Zhinan, soaked for a while, and hurried ashore.

Zhang Zhinan was unaware, and he was very happy, but fortunately, this hot spring was living water, and the dirt was finally washed away under the circulation, and Xiao Jie went into the water again, closed his eyes, and enjoyed the hot spring.

The two soaked for a while, and Xiao Bei suddenly remembered something and said, "Brother Yi, what happened to you after we were separated in the Meridian Valley?

Zhang Zhinan closed his eyes and raised his head, and replied with a relaxed body: "Since I fought with Zhang Sanfeng in the Meridian Valley, I rested and recuperated for half a day before I recovered my strength, and then I found my way out of the valley and returned to Hanzhong. In the city, I heard about the recruitment of the Golden Tiger Head Army, so I went straight to the capital without stopping, and just arrived in Beijing two days ago. Who knew that at this time, the whole city was under martial law, and I was not allowed to enter like this, but fortunately, I was able to do it lightly, and I took advantage of the night to climb over the ten-zhang high wall, and then I mixed in. ”

Xiao Bei frowned and said, "It turned out that you didn't do it...... That's weird. ”

"What didn't I do?" asked Zhang Zhinan.

"Assassinate the Emperor. Xiao Bei replied casually.

"I'm going to assassinate the emperor? I don't have that free time. Besides, what's the benefit of me assassinating the emperor?" Zhang Zhinan said indignantly.

"I thought that in order to save Uncle Luo and them, you assassinated the emperor to distract the forbidden army. Now that you didn't do it, Wang Yangming and I can confidently and boldly investigate the case. Xiao Bei stretched his waist and said.

"Oh, you and Wang Yangming are now helping the imperial court on an errand?" Zhang Zhinan suddenly became interested.

This is also a helpless move that Wang Yangming came up with in order to sabotage the plan of the Sword Xiao Palace. When the big event is over, I will fly away and never get involved again. Xiao Yi sighed.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm no longer a rebel now, and I have no enmity with the imperial court. I'm just a little curious about the assassination, can you tell me about it?"

"Okay, listen to me slowly. Xiao Bei cleared his throat and just wanted to speak, but suddenly, he noticed something was wrong, and he turned his gaze at the same time as Zhang Zhinan and looked south. I saw that on the roof of the Emperor's Residence, a graceful figure was galloping, heading in the direction of the Forbidden City.

"Chase!" Xiao Bei shouted. Xiao Zhang and the others jumped out of the hot spring almost at the same time, just about to go to get their clothes. Hearing the sound of "Peng", a wave of scorching air hit, and the clothes of the two suddenly caught fire, and they were burned to ashes in an instant.

Xiao Jie was taken aback, and before he could react, he saw Zhang Zhinan wrap the towel in his lower body and fly up to the roof. Xiao Bei saw that there was no one around, gritted his teeth, and did the same, covering the key parts with a towel, and quickly chased after the phantom.

I saw that on the eaves, two naked men chased a young woman with a good figure, and did not go to the dark distance.