Xiao Jie said to Zhang Zhinan: "Brother Yi, could it be that this stone appreciation conference is what the palace master of Jianxiao Palace said about disturbing the Heavenly Gang?"

Zhang Zhinan said secretly: "At this moment, we can't make a conclusion, we still need to investigate in detail." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lu Guanzhong smashed his mouth, fixed his mind, and said: "Father, this matter is very important, if it is really related to the black-clothed troops, how can you ignore it? ”

Lu Tongtian thought so, but the slaughter of the Qin Wangfu was banned by the imperial court, and if this matter was known by others, the reputation of the loser would be unfavorable, so he sneered: "Now on the occasion of the banquet, and there is Liu Cainu present, don't talk about such a bad thing, come and come, let's only talk about Fengyue, regardless of the rivers and lakes." With that, he raised his glass and said, "The old man will do it first as a respect." With that, he raised his head and drank the glass of wine to a trickle.

Wu Sangui had been secretly watching Liu Rushi before, and he hadn't heard everyone discuss, and he had been thinking about how to snatch Liu Ruis back. At this moment, seeing Lu Tongtian persuading him to drink, he suddenly had an idea, stood up, and said loudly: "Lu Dangjia, there is a proposal below." ”

Lu Tongtian smiled and said, "I don't know what General Wu thinks?"

Wu Sangui smiled: "It's very boring to drink like this, why don't we play a game to help drink?"

"Oh, what kind of game is it?" Lu Tongtian was also interested.

Wu Sangui said: "Everyone here is full of knowledge, and there are the world's great Confucian Mr. Qian and the talented people, let's have a poetry to meet friends, and compete to learn." ”

"Talented?" When Lu Tongtian heard this, he immediately lost interest, he didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, but he was a big old man, and he had always resisted such vassals and elegant things. But at this moment, he couldn't be too boring in front of Liu Ruye, so he said: "When it comes to poetry and songs, who is the opponent of Mr. and Mrs. Qian? It's useless to compare." Why don't I call a few singers to dance?"

Wu Sangui laughed and said: "We don't simply chant poems, but we want poems to be solitaire, one person says one sentence, and the next sentence must be related to the previous sentence, or undertaking, or turning, not abrupt." If anyone can't catch it, or if they receive it too badly, they should be fined three glasses of wine. If you don't want to drink, you need to show your talents. If you don't even want to perform your talents, you will have to pay a fine of ten taels of silver. ”

"Wow!" Liu Ru's eyes lit up and she clapped her hands.

Wu Sangui said apologetically: "Liu Cainu, I'm sorry, there must be a judge for this game, you are famous, and you are the only woman here, so I have to ask you to be wronged and take on the role of judge, how about it?"

Liu Ru frowned, thought for a while, and had to sigh: "Okay, although it's a pity, but it has to be like this." ”

Wu Sangui smiled again: "Don't worry, if someone can't pick it up, or if it doesn't pick it up well, then you will pick up this poem." But as a judge, you should be impartial and not biased. ”

Liu Ru's expression suddenly became extremely serious, and said, "The little woman is self-saving. ”

Lu Tongtian saw that Liu Ru was very interested, and it was not easy to refute her face, so he said in his heart: "Anyway, Lao Tzu has money, and he uses money to open the way, and he is invincible." So he nodded slowly and agreed to Wu Sangui's proposal.

There were more than ten people during the banquet, but most of the Guanning cavalry under Wu Sangui were illiterate, so Wu Sangui selected one of them and made up the number of eight people. Then Wu Sangui took out eight bamboo sticks, wrote the numbers, and used them to draw lots, so as to discharge the order of the poems.

Xiao Jie didn't want to participate, but he and Zhang Zhinan pretended to be a monk together, and they couldn't make sense of poetry and couldn't talk about it, so they had to add it hard.

At the end of the lot, Qian Qianyi ranked first, Wu Sangui was just below him, Zhang Zhinan was third, Ye Fuxiang was fourth, Guanning cavalry was fifth, Lu Guanzhong was sixth, Lu Tongtian was seventh, and Xiao Cheap was eighth.

Wu Sangui glanced at Liu Ru is in a chic manner and said, "Liu Cainu, please propose." ”

Liu Ru was so clever that her eyes rolled and she said, "Since we are guests at the public loser, we will use this magnificent building as the theme and chant a poem." ”

Qian Qianyi bore the brunt of it, and Wu Sangui said with a smile: "Mr. Qian, you are the first, please." He deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the word "old", and the meaning of it was self-evident.

Qian Qianyi glanced at him contemptuously, cleared his throat, and said in a deep voice: "Lan Feng has risen to Dujiang City. ”

Wu Sangui pondered for a moment and continued: "The smoke and willows are floating in the south of the Yangtze River. ”

When Liu Ru heard this, he immediately corrected him: "General Wu, you are not right, we said that we are praising the temple here, why did you talk about Jiangnan Yangliu?"

Wu Sangui smiled slightly and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, I think Liu Cainu came here from Jiangnan to add bright colors to this palace, so I made this poem, is it possible that Liu Cainu thinks it's off topic?"

Liu Ru frowned and said, "You are far-fetched, how can you do the number? I can't let you pass, are you performing a talent? Or are you fined for drinking?" or fine money?"

Wu Sangui said boldly: "I'll perform a set of my family's ancestral 'Zhengxi Boxing'." After that, he took off his shirt, revealing his shiny upper body, and then he stood in the open space, exhaled and closed his abdomen, and sang in his mouth: "Journey to the west by the lake to meet the heavenly immortals, and the battle to break the enemy is red." ”

Singing like this, he struck ten punches one after another in an instant, and his body rose higher, gliding through the air, and his mouth did not stop: "My heart can express the sun and the moon, and I am sincere and sincere." ”

He turned around, kicked out a few legs, his posture was graceful, straight as a light swallow, and then sang: "It is not my wish to ruin the country, and the foreign thief is unkind to the feast." ”

He suddenly flashed, made dozens of heels, came to Liu Ru is a few feet in front of him, stared into his eyes, and said: "What are the Huns and Turks afraid of, I hope that Qing will finally see each other." When they met Jiangnan, they smiled, and Zhu Men danced gracefully. ”

After singing these few lines, his body was like the wind, and he stood in front of Qian Qianyi's table again, and said in a tough tone: "Although the sunset is red and almost dusk, my hands are sore and my waist is weak. The rhetoric is pitiful, but the mind and body are violated. Persuade the gentleman not to bully the youth, once the triumphant champion returned. ”

After singing, his figure was condensed, his eyes were blazing, and he was staring at Qian Qianyi tightly, full of provocation.

Everyone suddenly realized that he had tried his best to make this poem to meet friends, but in fact, it was to pick up girls.

He deliberately mispronounced the poem, complimented Liu Ruyi, and showed his strong figure, beautiful singing voice, agile thinking, and strong skills through performing talents. By the way, he also satirized Qian Qianyi in the lyrics and songs, and expressed his deep affection and ambition to Liu Ru.

It can be described as the best of all in one stone.

Zhang Zhinan said to Xiao Bei: "Brother Yi, learn a little, and you can talk to Wu Sangui a few times later, let him teach you a few tricks, and make you invincible in the future." ”

Xiao Bei said coldly: "I'm not interested in romance and love now, I want to learn it yourself." ”

Seeing that Wu Sangui tried his best, Liu Ru was unmoved, smiled faintly, and said: "The performance is very good, you have passed the test! As she spoke, she didn't think about it, and read: "Wanzhang Qiongyu imitates the Heavenly Palace." ”

Wu Sangui looked at her performance, and immediately showed a look of disappointment on his face, staggered, and retreated to his seat.

Zhang Zhinan then read: "No one dares to speak loudly. ”

Liu Ru was surprised and said, "Zhang Daochang...... You seem to be off topic, isn't that?"

Zhang Zhinan laughed and said to Ye Fuxiang: "Ye Nuxia, can you let me go beyond the line and finish the next sentence?"

Ye Fuxiang shook it bluntly and said, "Okay, Quandan Dao Chief, I'm worried that I can't catch your poems, so I'll have you to work." ”

Zhang Zhinan paused, and said in a frustrated voice: "I'm afraid to provoke the fairy to take a sneak peek." ”

"Okay!" Liu Ru clapped his hands and smiled, "Daochang Zhang, your sentence is very good, and you are really extraordinary." ”

Wu Sangui saw that he was performing so hard, and it was not as effective as Zhang Zhinan's casual poem, so he couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, and thought: "Then Qian Qianyi is just that, why is there another competitor now? In case I can't plan and make a wedding dress for others, wouldn't it be stupid?"

The next one was the Guan Ning cavalryman's turn, and he read in a rough voice: "It's good that you don't have to climb the stairs." ”

"Poof!" Qian Qianyi just drank a sip of wine in his mouth, and immediately squirted out, his face sneered, and he looked at Wu Sangui. Wu Sangui's face was pale, and his expression was not good.

Liu Ru smiled awkwardly and said softly: "This big brother, it's difficult for you, it's not easy for you to do the next, so let's count you through." ”

Lu Guan Zhongxin said: "This is okay, then I can easily pass the test." Then the cavalry continued, "It's so convenient to go upstairs and downstairs." ”

When Liu Ru heard this, he immediately said: "If you don't pass the test, will you be punished for drinking or performing?"

Lu Guanzhong looked at her innocently, pointed at the cavalryman, and said, "Why can he pass, but I can't?"

Liu Ru said with a smile: "He is a martial artist, he usually guards his family for the country, and he is handsome, how can he have time to talk about this Fengyue matter? Therefore, I am open to him, and Lu Shao is the husband and wife of the county lord, if I indulge you, won't it make the world feel cold?"

Lu Guan Zhong sighed and said, "Okay, I admit the punishment, I don't use my hands and feet, I want to dig a hole in the ground with a gun in the lower abdomen......"

As soon as he said this, the audience was shocked. Previously, when he was in the Ten Places County Lord's competition to recruit relatives, his performance shocked the world, who didn't know? So everyone was excited and wanted to see it.

Who knew that Liu Ru blushed and said, "No...... No, I ...... I'll count you through. ”

Lu Guan Zhongyi said rhetorically: "No, Miss Liu is a heroine among women, how can she change it? Come on, come on, wait for me to brew a ......."

Just as he was about to show off his words, Xiao Bei's voice suddenly sounded in his ears, and he said faintly: "Guan Zhong, don't forget that you are not allowed to use the fire silkworm meridians, otherwise you will be a eunuch at least and you will die at worst." Hello do it yourself. ”

Lu Guanzhong's face turned pale for a moment, and he hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, okay...... Liu Cainu is a guest from afar, so I will be a guest and reluctant to make it difficult, listen to her orders. ”

Liu Ru was already frightened, hiding her face and covering her eyes, and when she heard Lu Guanzhong's words, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Next." ”