Huang Jin once again issued an edict for Chongzhen: "Please Xichuan Lujialu Guanzhong and Jizhong Tiejia Tiemandao to enter the field!"

With the edict issued, Lu Guanzhong and Tie Mandao walked quickly from the passage into the ring. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Both of them are students of the Truth Academy, and they have met each other a lot, so the two saluted each other and stood still on the stage.

Huang Jin introduced: "Since the founding of this dynasty, the Jizhong Iron Family has been serving the imperial court, exploring and exploring for the royal family, and no dangerous and difficult place can stop its footsteps. Tie Mandao is the son of the head of the Tie family, the first heir, who has learned literature and martial arts since childhood, and is shrewd and capable. ”

Then he turned to Lu Guan Zhong and said: "The Xichuan Lu family, also known as the Gongyi family, has been China's leading craftsman technician since ancient times, and since the founding of this dynasty, it has been providing blades and weapons for the Ming army, which can be described as the country's heavy craftsman." Lu Guanzhong is the only son of the Lu family, although he is young, he is rich in learning and has strong martial arts. ”

When the audience saw that Tie Mandao was radiant and extraordinary, they couldn't help but applaud and support. When I saw Lu Guanzhong, I only felt that his description was obscene and skinny, and I was afraid that a gust of wind would blow him away, and everyone applauded and showed disdain.

Huang Jin hurriedly said: "People must not be disguised, everyone must not be preconceived, pay attention to fairness and justice." After that, he coughed twice and said, "Please show your talents." He then stepped out of the ring.

Tie Mandao nodded to Lu Guanzhong and said, "Brother Lu Xian, I'm going to sacrifice my ugliness first." ”

After that, he took off the gold and blue dragon coat on his upper body, and only wore a gold silk and blue silk vest, revealing the shining muscles of his arms. Then he put on a pair of silver gloves and said, "This is my Tie family's ancestral mastery of "opening up the territory", I will turn it into a dance, please enjoy it. ”

When his voice fell, he immediately made a mistake with both palms, and struck out with one palm, which appeared strong and powerful, and the muscles all over his body were like steel rocks, giving people a masculine beauty. Follow him with his palm as the guide, his body is like a swimming dragon, and he dances on the field.

There were several small holes in his silver gloves, and as he danced, he could make a melodious music, and I saw that his movements were fierce, and the music was also rapid, and his movements were gentle, and the music was slowly soothing, and as his dance became more and more intense, the music also entered the climax, and suddenly his body was stunned, and his feet took root, and he was fixed on the ground without moving. Drops of sweat were attached to his steely muscles, glistening in the sun. In the eyes of the audience, it seems that he alone has demonstrated the indomitable and pioneering spirit of the Chinese nation for thousands of years, and he can't help but burst into tears and cheer loudly.

"Wow! He's mine!" Lord Qianqian's eyes lit up, his face flushed, and he couldn't help licking his lips, and Lin Guhong behind him glanced at her, with a look of jealousy on his face.

"It's ugly. Tie Mandao gave the county lords a deep bow and slowly retreated.

"Okay, let's ask Lu Guanzhong to perform. Huang Jin shouted from the audience.

Lu Guanzhong's feet were vain, and he staggered to the county lord, and said: "Sisters and sisters, although I am also good at poetry and music, I can't compare to the previous Nangong brothers and Yuan brothers. If you talk about your figure, it's even more like a tie brother who can't catch up with the right talent. There is only one strength, I am afraid that in addition to the emperor, it is not said that it is this ring, and no one in the world can match it. ”

"Oh, what is that? The county lord, who was in sixth place, said.

As soon as the county lord spoke, the audience was immediately deeply attracted by it. Just because her voice is extremely magnetic, the tone is abrupt, and with her black and purple eyes, and her black hair, she exudes a touching charm. When it comes to beauty, I'm afraid that she will be ranked first among all the county lords.

The name tag on her desk reads: "Lord of Purple Ink." ”

Lu Guan Zhong said without changing his face: "The bird is relatively big in the lower bird. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone on and off the stage was silent. After a while, the audience let out a shocking laugh, and many good deeds said: "Lao Tzu's bird is not small, why don't you pull it out and compare it?" "The bird is big, how can you prove it? Is it difficult to take off your pants in public? Not afraid that the emperor will cut off his head?" "Stinky boy, I don't know shame, let's go down quickly!"

Huang Jin was also so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and said, "Guan Zhong, don't make such a nasty joke, in case you desecrate this sacred competition, I'm afraid you can't afford to bear it." ”

Lu Guanzhong suddenly laughed, and this laughter actually implied the sound of wind and thunder, almost suppressing the voices of tens of thousands of people in the audience. The audience was terrified, put away their contempt, and kept silent.

Ziyang Zhenren frowned, and there was a hint of doubt in his eyes.

Lu Guanzhong said loudly: "On such a sacred occasion, how dare you speak wildly and tease the emperor? It's just that this kind of ring is to choose a son-in-law for the county lord, and if you want to say that the family has financial power, the contestants have their own strengths, and it is difficult to distinguish between them. That being the case, the most important thing is to make the county lord live a happy life after marriage. Moreover, the emperor just said in his congratulatory speech that he wants to give birth to an heir and celebrate the birth of Yongqing, if there is no great weapon, why do you keep giving birth? Why is it continuous? It is like the emperor's instrument, which is unparalleled in the world, otherwise how can you rule the country and level the world?" The voice rumbled and spread far away.

In fact, this is a strong word and bullshit, but as the saying goes, there is no first in the text, and there is no second in the bird. Which man would admit that he was short? Since Lu Guanzhong praised Chongzhen greatly, Chongzhen couldn't pull his face down to reprimand him, otherwise he would seem to deny the statement that the instrument of the Son of Heaven is unparalleled in the world.

"Oh, then how do you prove it? Is it possible to show the spring light between your crotch?" After the Zimo County Lord said this, he hid his face with his hand and laughed sneeringly.

In fact, except for Haoyue, all the county lords here have been experienced and experienced for a long time, and they have long stopped taking these crazy words to heart. The absurdity and debauchery of the upper class society of the Ming Dynasty can be seen.

Lu Guanzhong raised his head and said, "Please witness to the county lords, I will tie up all my hands and feet, and dig a hole in this masonry ground with the spear in my lower abdomen alone." ”

When the county lords heard this, they were so frightened that they turned pale, and the county lord of Qianqian muttered: "That...... Is that still human?"

Lu Guanzhong saw that the county lord's face was full of suspicion, and he couldn't help but be proud, took out a thick rope from behind him, tied his hands and feet tightly, like a human-shaped zongzi, and said, "Please check the county lord." ”

The county lord was frightened at this time, and his curiosity arose, and he stepped forward one after another, checked it with all his hands and feet, and pulled it around, and found that the rope was immovable, firm and abnormal, so he discussed it, and the county lord of Mingfeng said: "It is indeed tied strongly, and there is no place to move the whole body." ”

Lu Guan Zhong lay on the ground and shouted again: "Please Lord Huang to check if there are any hidden blade tools on your lower body." ”

Huang Jin was startled, looked at Chongzhen, and saw that Chongzhen was also interested, and nodded. So Huang Jin plucked up his courage, touched Lu Guanzhong's whole body, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, there is no foreign body on Lu Guanzhong's body. ”

Lu Guan Zhong said: "It's all retreated! I'm going to start!" After that, he closed his eyes and gathered his breath, and his whole body made a buzzing sound.

In front of everyone's eyes, Lu Guanzhong lowered his head, chanted words, and gradually arched his crotch, and when he arrived, it was almost as thick as a child's arm.

The county lords couldn't take their eyes off it, and they kept exclaiming.

Lu Guan Zhong shouted violently: "Phoenix Wing Tianxiang!" Then his hands did not move, his feet did not lift, the acupuncture points around his body emitted hot air, and his body jumped up suddenly, and kept rising into the air until he was dozens of zhang high.

The audience here has never seen such a miraculous light work, and they can't help but widen their eyes and shout.

Lu Guanzhong's body was horizontal in the air, leaning downward, like a spinning top, and began to spin.

I saw that he was spinning faster and faster, and then he could barely see his figure, and suddenly, Lu Guanzhong shouted: "Crane Dance for Nine Days!" His body turned into a gray whirlwind and smashed towards the ground.

I saw a burst of smoke and dust coming out, and it dissipated after a long time, Lu Guanzhong was lying on the ground, panting, and his hands and feet were firmly bound. And beside him, a small hole with a diameter of two inches suddenly appeared, and the hole was pitch black and bottomless.

The audience was in an uproar, and the male compatriots stood up in awe, and the applause poured towards Lu Guanzhong. The female compatriots showed envy in their eyes and swallowed saliva constantly.

Some of the young women were so frightened that they wept so hard that they didn't dare to see what was happening in front of them.

Haoyue's face turned pale, she sobbed, and almost fainted.

The rest of the county lords all had gossip, knowing that Haoyue had already married Lu Guanzhong, and couldn't help but cast jealous glances at her.

Lu Guanzhong struggled hard, the rope broke, and said, "It's ugly to sacrifice below." With that, he struggled to his feet and staggered to the side.

In fact, Lu Guan Zhong Shicai used fire silk to create a blind eye.

He had already laid a knot under his clothes, so that the filaments secreted by his mouth could accumulate under his crotch and make it gradually bulge.

He then used the heat of the fire silkworm to make himself leap into the air, and kept spinning, secreting the fire silk, causing an invisible drill to form in front of him, and when it hardened, it spun and fell from the sky. How hard this fiery silk is, it forms a hole in the ground when it is drilled. The audience was moved. Thus making a splash.