Chapter 628
"The instructor is really interesting!" Wang Chaoren kept swaying from side to side, which surprised everyone very much: how did he keep his balance and stand on the ground? I heard this guy laugh and encourage Instructor Fan, "Come on, come on, let's have a drink together!"
Instructor Fan glanced at the sixteen Chaoyang beer on the table, and asked Wang Chaoren with a smile, "It's not enough, right?"
"Enough is enough!" Wang Chaoren pointed to Liu Jiapeng, who was drooling on a table, "There is one and a half of this gecko left," and pointed to Wu Deng, who was lying on the bed sleeping soundly, "And Wu... Wu... Wu ......"
Thinking of Wu Deng, who was full of presence just now, Wang Chaoren was worried that when he said the word "Wu Pan", the sleeping guy suddenly stood up and pressed his head on the bed, but in the end he didn't dare to say it.
Instructor Fan glanced at him: "Isn't it Wu Pan, it's been so long, why haven't you even remembered your roommate's name?"
Oh...... Sure enough, it was called Wu Pan, and everyone nodded secretly in their hearts, so Wu Deng's anger was in vain.
Wang Chaoren nodded, but still didn't dare to say it, just said, "Well, this guy still has one thing left." ”
Instructor Fan shook his head again and again: "What is that enough for, this thing is as light as water," and took out a small bottle of Red Star Erguotou from his pocket as he spoke, "If you want to drink it, you should drink this!"
This, this is the legendary liquor! Everyone gasped.
"Instructor, your little bottle......" Wang Chaoren stared at the small bottle in Instructor Fan's hand with wide eyes for a while, and said with a smirk, "Haha, you also said that our beer is not enough, isn't there less wine in your small bottle!"
Are you stupid! Everyone scolded in their hearts, that's white wine! It's not hard for us to top five cans of one bottle!
"Oh, is it?" Instructor Fan glanced at Wang Chaoren, sat down on his stool, twisted the cap of the bottle and put it on the table, filled it with the liquor in the small bottle, and handed it to Wang Chaoren, "You take a sip and try it." ”
Seeing this, everyone said that it was going to be bad, how could that liquor be covered by the five scum of the war? Just as they were about to get up to stop it, they saw Wang Chaoren take the bottle cap without hesitation, and then raised it to his lips and drank it up.
Instructor Fan and everyone were shocked when they saw this: That's a bottle full of liquor! This guy actually dried it in one gulp!
I saw Wang Superman smack his tongue and said to himself: "I don't feel anything, it's just a little spicy." As he spoke, he took a step to the side, preparing to sit in Wu Deng's position, but as soon as he raised his leg, he was a big stumble.
Xie Qin hurriedly said: "Hold him quickly!"
Instructor Fan next to him was quick and grabbed Wang Chaoren's arm.
Wang Chaoren struggled hard: "No!"
Instructor Fan frowned: "Wang Chaoren, you drank too much." ”
Wang Superman glared at a pair of bull's eyes and said loudly: "Who... Instructor... You, don't help me! Holding... The ground, it... Shake it... Shake it so hard! You help me... Hold on to it... I... You can walk very... Well... Smooth!"
Ouch, that's not all, I didn't drink high, everyone looked helplessly at Wang Superman, who was struggling, this thing's IQ has completely become negative, and they all started talking nonsense!
Instructor Fan had a black line: "Wang Chaoren, it's not the ground that is shaking, it's you!"
Wang Chaoren was furious: "You... Wildly... Nonsense...!"
He forcefully broke away from Instructor Fan's hand, took another step forward, and then fell headlong to the ground.
Everyone hurriedly came over, only to hear Wang Chaoren still muttering to himself: "Ge Laozi... You didn't drink again... How's that... Shake it so hard......" They looked at each other and couldn't laugh or cry.
With Wang Chaoren's example, Instructor Fan resolutely refused to give the 204 people a drink of liquor, and ordered them to "toast" to themselves with Chaoyang beer, everyone drank for a while, Qin Cheng first failed, followed in the footsteps of Liu Jiapeng, and also lay on the table; Tao Jian claimed that he had enough after drinking a can, and stopped drinking and just followed the onlookers; Xie Qin felt a little dizzy, but he could still hold on; Ding Yixiong's face did not change color and his heart did not beat; Zang Zhichao was full of energy, and he had the momentum of drinking more and more energetically. Tao Jian and Wu Deng's rest of the listens were all rounded, and they drank happily with Instructor Fan.
Instructor Fan was a little surprised, and said in his heart that he couldn't imagine that Zang Zhichao, a guy who was not strange and died endlessly, would drink so well, he was really unseemly. Now that I think about it, this product is actually quite good, except for being a bit maverick.
"Instructor, do you carry liquor with you all day long?" Xie Qin asked curiously.
Instructor Fan smiled dumbly and said, "How is it possible! What soldier have you ever seen like that!"
Xie Qinxin said that he had seen a lot of them in the movie, and asked, "Then ...... you?"
Instructor Fan said: "There is a big temperature difference between day and night in Shishipu, and you live too far away from our dormitory, so we bring liquor to warm up when we go to bed at night." ”
As soon as he said this, everyone suddenly remembered what Ding Yixiong had just said, "Wine is very warm-warming", and then they felt that their bodies were indeed warming up unconsciously, and they said in their hearts that it was rare for Ding Yixiong not to speak.
"Zang Zhichao," Instructor Fan patted Zang Zhichao's shoulder and said earnestly, "You said you were a good guy, why do you always do stupid things?"
The problem was that he didn't think it was a stupid thing, and Xie Qin silently took a sip of wine.
Sure enough, I saw Zang Zhichao blink innocently, and asked innocently, "What's the stupid thing, instructor?"
Instructor Fan said: "For example, on the first day of training, you made a fuss about 'hello, my name is Zang Zhichao'." ”
Zang Zhichao blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Oh, so you said that." I think it's very good, speaking of which, I would like to thank Instructor Liu, thanks to him for giving me a chance to show myself, and now many people know me!"
Damn! Sechin almost dropped the beer in his hand to the ground.
Instructor Fan didn't get much better, hearing Zang Zhichao's words, he almost squirted out the wine in his mouth, he stared at Zang Zhichao's very stupid and innocent face for a long time, and finally sighed, raised the red star second pot head and said: "Don't say anything, it's all in the wine, do it!"
The few remaining people at the table "toasted" together and then took a big sip each.
In the next time, Instructor Fan didn't preach to Zang Zhichao again, but just talked a little gossip with a few people, "cheers", and drank. After a while, Instructor Fan glanced at his watch, stood up and said to everyone: "The lights will be out in five minutes, you guys should clean up first, so as not to be seen by other instructors, I will leave first, you will rest early, and you will have to train tomorrow." Without waiting for everyone to say hello, he left the dormitory.
Instructor Fan must have been depressed by what Zang Zhichao said just now, Xie Qin looked at Instructor Fan's back, and then looked at Zang Zhichao who was drinking red with a red face, and said in his heart Your thinking circuit is really peculiar, and then he found that he had drunk Wang Chaoren and the remaining three Chaoyang, and was immediately surprised: You water rat really doesn't pick anything!
Xie Qin, Zang Zhichao, and Ding Yixiong hurriedly drank the rest of the wine, and with the help of the pottery paper, they hastily cleaned up the table, flattened the sixteen cans and hid them under the pottery paper's bed, and then tried to work together to move Liu Jiapeng, Qin Cheng, and Wang Chaoren, who were already asleep, to the bed.
Why are there three of these guys who don't drink well on the top bunks? The four of them are very depressed, and it is very difficult for these guys to hold up their weight evenly! And even if they do, they can't reach the height of the top bunk!
The four tried to use the one on their backs, but it didn't work, and the three of them carried one of them to the top bunk on the ground, but it didn't work, and all the attempts were declared unsuccessful.
In the end, the four of them decided that, for the sake of safety, they should not use this unconscious guy to practice tricks and death, and simply leave them in the lower bunk to make up for the night.
Suddenly there was darkness in the dormitory.
The four of them looked at each other, and the difficulty of the operation increased again.
After they had taken great difficulty to throw the three of them into bed, they all climbed onto the top bunk.
Then Xie Qin discovered a very tragic thing: Liu Jiapeng's bed was not equipped with a mosquito net.
Liu Jiapeng, you bastard have been pit on me for a whole day!!
Because the mosquito net brought by Liu Jiapeng was a double bed type, it would collapse if it was installed, and it collapsed for two nights, so on the third day, the disheartened Liu Jiapeng never went up again.
Xie Qin slapped his forehead hard, and yelled sadly and angrily in his heart: Liu Jiapeng, you bastard, have pit me for a whole day!
Liu Jiapeng, who was lying on Xie Qin's bed, slept soundly, as if he had dreamed of something good, grinning happily, of course he wouldn't know that the gnashing of teeth on the top bunk was aimed at him.
With the addition of Ding Yixiong, Liu Jiapeng has already pitted two people in a row today, and has achieved a veritable Double Keng achievement.
The other two drunks also snored in the lower bunk, and their voices were like thunder, and they went straight into Sechin's ears.
It's really stinky and shameless, Xie Qin scolded in his heart, sat up and looked around, and found that the pottery paper on the opposite side and Zang Zhichao on the opposite side were very quiet, and nine times out of ten they were asleep.
It's time for me to go to sleep too. Xie Qin lay down, he didn't recognize the problem with the bed, and he was a little dizzy after drinking two cans of beer just now, so his consciousness quickly blurred.
The alarm went off, and Xie Qin opened his eyes, reached out to turn off the alarm clock, lay on the bed for a while, and then sat up.
Ah~ It's so comfortable...... Speaking of which, this was the first good sleep since encountering those two neuropaths! Xie Qin stretched his waist and found that the wound on his buttocks had healed unconsciously, and he was in a good mood, he climbed down from Liu Jiapeng's bed, the bedroom was very quiet, and several other people were still asleep.
Sechin walked to the windowsill, and the rain had stopped at some point.