Chapter Eighty-Nine: They're Here to Be Funny
Tang Seng's face turned dark, and he said badly, this Zhu Bajie really wanted to kill himself.
Glancing at the backstage, Master Wuchao shook it, and Tang Seng's face was gray.
What can I do?
Goku hasn't returned yet!
Could it be that something happened on the way?
"Hehe, Monk Tang, please go down and change to the next show!" Zhu Bajie opened the paper fan and smiled proudly.
Looking at Tang Seng's gray face, he felt a secret refreshment in his heart.
Then I thought about it, no, doesn't this monk have a monkey apprentice?
Why haven't you seen it today? If not, I will send this monk to Elysium to play today!
"I said folks, there is no program in this Gao Laozhuang compound, deceiving you, this is a violation of good faith! Everyone smashed this Gao Laozhuang together, okay?" Zhu Bajie encouraged the people around him, especially the big man and the old man who were mixed with it were the most active.
What could be more important to them than watching the dance?
"What can I do about Wuchao?" Gao Taigong said urgently.
"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry.....," Wu Chao turned his gaze to the three sisters of the Gao family.....
Tang Seng stood up and puffed out his chest!
If the poor monk is in the western heaven, people like you, alas... Forget it.
You Zhu Bajie wish I was trampled to death.
Do you want revenge?
So what?
No matter how clever you are, you can stir people's hearts.
Poor monks are not afraid!
Big deal, the poor monk is a monk again after eighteen years!
Amitabha!
Tang Seng clasped his hands together and waved towards the audience around the audience.
No matter how angry the crowd is, but this mage salutes everyone, these people of Gao Laozhuang can still distinguish clearly, and they all return the salute to Tang Seng!
After all, they are also people who have listened to Tang Seng's lectures!
Zhu Bajie closed his fan, pointed at Tang Seng, and shouted: "You can't let this monk go...."
The sailors squeezed out one after another, wanting to go up and catch Tang Seng!
"It's not good, go up and protect the elders....."
"Monk Tang, Monk Tang, I'll see where you're running today....."
Just one foot away from the door, Tang Seng is about to be caught!
"Well, who dares to touch my master....."
An iron rod was horizontal in front of everyone's eyes, and these sailors hired for money retreated step by step, not daring to compete with Sun Wukong.
"Yo he, this monkey is here, don't be afraid, this Gao Laozhuang deceives the people, there is no show, we are doing justice, what are we afraid of?" Zhu Bajie snorted coldly.....
"You pig's head, who said there is no show? The next show is performed by my grandson.... Go, go, go, ....."
A group of sailors hired by Zhu Bajie retreated from the stage one after another, Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief, and everyone in the backstage also breathed a sigh of relief.
Immediately, Sun Wukong played a stick on the stage, backflip again, and flip sideways.....
Zhu Bajie stared at Sun Wukong, his teeth rattled, this monkey is really bad, he has to get him away, he has to think of a way.
"Amitabha, the two donors are so ....." Tang Seng looked at the two actors who were brought back by Sun Wukong backstage, the Yellow Wind Monster and the Tiger Pioneer, now they are pale and dizzy!
"Hello Elder, this flight just now has ruined the two of us..... Wind Monster said with a smile.
They also saw the situation just now, and they themselves knew what they were doing here, performing a show!
The fat man with a bad face at the front desk, they also know each other, Zhu Bajie, he also dealt with him back then, and he wanted to subdue the two brothers, but he was directly beaten away by the two brothers, and he never dared to find them again!
This time it's been encountered!
"Elder, you don't need to say it, our brother is clearly ruthless in his heart, so you can take a good look at it....."
Sun Wukong's last backflip directly fixed his body, smashed the iron rod on the stage, snorted, his eyes swept in all directions, and suddenly, the surrounding remembered thunderous applause, and people kept applauding.
"What's so nice about playing with a stick, it's not dancing to bring energy...."Zhu Bajie said to the old man next to him.
"You fat pig is not sensible, this is strength, and the performance is good, of course you have to applaud....." The old man didn't look at Zhu Bajie, and continued to applaud.
"See what other programs you have?" Zhu Bajie sneered: "There are only four programs, if there are no five or six programs, today, I will smash this Gao Laozhuang compound....."
Then, in the midst of everyone's expectations and Zhu Bajie's restlessness, two people walked out of the backstage, and the two were very humble!
The two of them are the Yellow Wind Monster and the Tiger Pioneer!
Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded, how did this get these two uncles?
He still remembers the events of that year!
Staring at the Yellow Wind Monster and the Tiger Pioneer incredibly, Zhu Bajie secretly said in his heart that it was not good!
The audience also looked at the two of them!
After the two of them stood still, the Yellow Wind Monster and the Tiger Pioneer straightened their clothes and cleared their mouths.
These two are going to start talking about cross talk, the Yellow Wind Monster is teasing, and the Tiger Pioneer is teasing!
If you want to say that this expert is the appearance of an expert, if you go to that platform, you will have an aura!
After that, the Yellow Wind Monster spoke first!
"Ladies and gentlemen, uncles, masters...."
"Hey.... Isn't this a master..."
"Good evening, everyone!"
As he spoke, the Yellow Wind Monster clenched his fists and bowed to everyone.
"Oops... Guan asked, what about these lesbians?"
"Don't worry...."
"Hey, you old lady, big lady, little lady.... It's a good night!"
Speaking, in that look, there is a sense of everything in it, in short, it can only be understood, not spoken.
"Oops...."Looking at the appearance of the Yellow Wind's monster, Tiger Pioneer looked at the spicy eyes!
"Here, Yellow Wind Monster! This one next to you, don't introduce..."
"Don't, I finally went to the stage last time, I have to introduce ....."
......
"Today, at the kind invitation of this Elder Tang, we two brothers are servants of the wind and dust, stepping through thousands of mountains and rivers, and coming from the Huangfeng Cave in Huangfengling..."
The Yellow Wind Monster bit by word, biting very clearly, and said slowly.
Some people in the audience know about this place, and when they heard it, this place is quite far away, and it is indeed not easy to come here, but this Elder Tang has put a lot of thought into it.
If he knew that Tang Seng really couldn't find anyone, he would have vomited blood in the Huangfeng Cave of Huangfengling!
"Why are you here from afar?"
"Hehe, no, it's not commissioned by Elder Tang, so naturally I'm here to enjoy it."
"What kind of enjoyment, people are paying their salaries to do things?" Tiger Pioneer hurriedly grabbed the Yellow Wind Monster and said.
"How come I don't know, did you collect the money privately?" asked the Yellow Wind Monster, staring at the Tiger Vanguard.
When the audience heard the Yellow Wind Monster ask this, they instantly laughed and laughed if the Yellow Wind Monster was mentally retarded!
"Well, I've been corrupt and bribed..."
"Okay, okay, no kidding, let's be serious....."
"Master, are they ....." Tang Seng looked at the chattering two people on the stage, looked at Wu Chao and asked.
"Hahaha, Elder, they're here to be funny....."