Chapter 2: A Trip to the Underworld.
Tianxiao returned to the Yuan Yuan Hall and saw that Yue Lao was looking through the bamboo slips. I guess I drank a lot more, but I saw him squinting, his cheeks were red like apples, and his two white beards looked very undesirable. His body swayed, and the red threads on his body swayed back and forth. There was also a crooked flask on the table, and the wine from the mouth of the bottle fell on the table, gathered into a small piece, and flowed down the legs.
"The Hall of Ties has been a little busy these days, so don't go out. ”
"Master, what they said is not true. Tianxiao was a little lonely, and helped the wine jug up, but his eyes were staring at the pool of wine.
"Nonsense, there are many reasons why the sword spirit can't be united, what do they know! You can grow so big in the Heavenly Clan, of course you are a member of the Heavenly Clan. ”
Tianxiao nodded, he was brought up by the master, and I believe that the master would not lie to him.
"Pack up and go to the underworld to get the reincarnation roster of Anxia Guoyang City. You have sent Senior Brother Bai to retreat, you can take a few trips for him. ”
"Okay, I'll go. ”
"Remember to tie the feather belt. ”
Yue Lao has many disciples, who are in charge of mortal marriages in various parts of the world. Every day, before the beginning of the day, he must go to the judge of the underworld, take the list of reincarnations in the area under his jurisdiction, and arrange for them to marry in the next life. Although the underworld belongs to the Celestial Clan, it is after all a place where the undead gather, and the yin qi is too heavy. If the immortal body is not cultivated enough, it is very easy to be eroded. Therefore, when the little fairy goes down to the underworld to do business, he needs to bring a talisman weapon that condenses the soul and strengthens the soul.
The Qing Feather Belt is a belt woven from the feathers of the crane, and it is put into the fairy pond to soak for 9981 days before it can have mana. It is the exclusive talisman for the disciples of the Liaison Hall that Yue Lao applied to the Heavenly Monarch.
Tie the Qing feather belt, Tianxiao made a decision, and in a blink of an eye came to the entrance of the underworld, the ghost gate.
The whole underworld is chaotic and dark, and the dead people have to pass through the ghost gate first, walk through the Huangquan Road full of flowers on the other side, and come to the Nai He Bridge, there is a Sansheng Stone next to the Nai He Bridge, and the Sansheng Stone is engraved with names. However, under the bridge is the Lethe River, and there are countless pairs of scarred but still firm eyes in the Lethe River. Cross the Nai Ho Bridge, come to Meng Po's pavilion, drink Meng Po soup that can forget everything, and then go to the judge to receive reincarnation.
Tianxiao began to go to the underworld at the age of five thousand, and was the youngest disciple of the underworld in the Relationship Palace.
When he followed his senior brother to the underworld for the first time, he saw all kinds of tragic deaths, which scared him a lot. It's been a long time, and I've seen a lot, but it doesn't matter.
Almost every day, there are disciples in the Affinity Hall who go to the underworld, and the guards of the underworld almost do not check the immortal cards, and they know that they are the disciples of the Affinity Hall at a glance.
Tianxiao walked that road with these undead every time. I have seen them scared, unwilling, or serene in front of the ghost gate, crying and shouting beside the Sansheng Stone, or hesitating, or firmly carving the names of two people, in the pavilion of Meng Po, holding Meng Po soup and drinking it all, or tearfully unbearable, or determined to push it away, when jumping into the Lechuan River, decisively, or retreating, or smiling.
Every time I walk on the Nai He Bridge and look at the turbid Lechuan River under the bridge, there are countless tortured people and immortals in it. People have to wait for a thousand years, and immortals have to wait for 10,000 years before they can be reincarnated. The people who jumped into this Lethe River are all people who only love one person in their lives. They will watch their loved one walk across the bridge again and again, even if that person has never looked at them.
In the Meng Po Pavilion, there is a great beauty who still has charm. It was Meng Po, with a delicate face, dressed in purple and enchanting. But her personality is very pungent, and if any undead doesn't know the rules and provokes her, she will let him fall into the beast path as soon as she raises her hand. Tianxiao saw that the undead had already lined up for a long time, so let's not bother for now, and take the roster to see her again.
"Tianxiao, a disciple of the Affinity Palace, came to take the roster. ”
Tianxiao came to the Judgment Hall and nodded to the judge in the upper seat.
"Oh my God, you shouldn't have come today. ”
"Oh, today, Xiaoxian is here to get the roster of Anxia Guoyang City on behalf of Senior Brother Zhibai. ”
"Oh, what's wrong with Zhibai?"
The good-looking judge asked as he entered the library.
"Senior brother is in retreat and cultivating, so Master asked me to make a few trips. ”
After a while, he brought three rosters and handed them to Tianxiao.
"In this case, take it. ”
"Thank you, Judge, Xiaoxian farewell. ”
Tianxiao took the roster and turned to leave.
When I came to Meng Po Pavilion again, the team was finally shorter. He put the roster on another small table in the pavilion and stepped forward to help Meng Po serve the soup.
"Drink quickly, drink early, reincarnate early! Don't drink it, right? Someone will throw her into the Lechuan River to feed the fish!"
When a woman who was crying pear blossoms and rain heard this, she immediately grabbed the bowl and drank it all, and then walked to the judgment hall with a low sob.
In the face of some crying and crying undead, Meng Po's temper couldn't endure it for long.
"Look at the people who scare people, how can there be fish in the Lechuan River. Tianxiao took the spoon in Meng Po's hand and continued to serve soup to the undead in the back.
Meng Po moved back, poured a cup of tea, and lay comfortably on the bench.
"I'm so tired, I'm so tired, I told Hades three days ago to ask him to send me a few more men, and I haven't seen anyone yet!
"I'm here to help the senior brother in retreat get a roster, you can rest for a while, I'll come to Sheng. ”
Meng Po looked at the soup in the pot, looked at the undead in line, and lay down after drinking the last sip of tea.
"This soup should be enough, if it's not enough, wake me up, I have to boil it myself. ”
In this way, Tianxiao helped Meng Po send away the remaining undead.
"Mother-in-law?"
Tianxiao stretched and woke Meng Po up.
"It's over, the old rule, two pieces of osmanthus candy!"
Meng Po sat up, took out two pieces of candy from her sleeve and handed them to Tianxiao.
Tianxiao took it and stuffed the two pieces together into his mouth.
"You still think I'm a child. ”
"You're what I grew up watching... Oh no, you're the one I watched learn to take the roster!"
Meng Po touched Tianxiao's head dotingly, this kind of unprecedented treatment in the eyes of other disciples of the Relationship Hall, she only gave Tianxiao.
"There's one thing I want to ask you. ”
"Say, if my mother-in-law knew, she would have told you. ”
"A few days ago, at General Jing Yan's sword appreciation meeting, my blood could not be united with the sword. The other immortals all said that I have the blood of demons in my body... You know ......"
A hint of uneasiness flashed on Meng Po's face, and then she said contemptuously: "What do they know? If the cultivation is not enough, it will not be able to unite the sword and spirit. That old man lets you connect all day long, and he hasn't learned much about immortal arts, right?"
Tianxiao sighed, maybe he was really thinking too much.
"Well, Master has been drinking a lot lately, and we are asked to do all kinds of things, and we can't even sleep well now. ”
Tianxiao is the best at coquettishness with Meng Po, he knows that Meng Po really loves him.
"That dead old man knows how to drink and drink, and sooner or later he will be drunk into a gourd. ”
"Mother-in-law, why do you seem to have endless words every time you mention Master?
Tianxiao looked gossipy, and Meng Po looked disgusted.
"That ugly old man? ”
"Okay, let's not talk about it, I'm going back to hand in the errand, I'll go first. ”
Tianxiao picked up the roster on the table, and Meng Po stuffed another handful of candy into his sleeve.
"Let's go, let's go. ”
Tianxiao returned to the Yuan Hall and sent the roster to Senior Brother Bai's study. When he returned to his residence, he found that Yue Lao was waiting for him with melon seeds.
"Coming back, getting the roster back?"
"Hmm. ”
Tianxiao lay on the bed, closed his eyes and rested.
Yue Lao came over and brewed for a while.
"Did you see Meng Po? Did she murder those undead again?"
Tianxiao opened his eyes and looked at the master with an expectant expression.
"Well, there have been a lot of undead recently, and my mother-in-law asked Hades for two more people, but Hades didn't give them, and my mother-in-law was very tired. ”
After hearing this, Yue Lao quickly got up and walked out of the door angrily.
Tianxiao smiled evilly: "Why are you going?"
"Go to Hades!"