"Dead and alive like a dog!"

"You can't bark when you're scolded! Like a dog, it's funny!"

"You can't scream when you're scolded!"

Tang Bohu finally entered Washington smoothly and became a low-class subordinate, with the lifelong code name 9527.

It's just that as a low-level person, it is too difficult to pursue Qiu Xiang, and he finally got a chance but was spoiled by Wu Zhuangyuan.

In the evening, Tang Bohu was ready to confess at night, but was beaten by Sister Pomegranate.

......

"You misunderstood, in fact, I have always respected you as an old lady. ”

"Oh my God, you're actually in love with your mother......! It's so exciting!"

"Huh!?"

......

"Come on, don't pity me and ravage me hard because I'm a delicate flower, ah-"

Just when Sister Pomegranate was entangled, the four major **s of the East and West and the South and the North appeared in time, stunned the pomegranate, and coerced Tang Bohu to help them find Qiu Xiang and rob the color.

Tang Bohu took the opportunity to save the United States with a wave of heroes, so he lied that the little ** Zhou Botong would lead the way for them.

Seeing this, Wang Zhiqiu subconsciously looked at Zhou Wei. The latter also covered his face with embarrassment. God can see mercy, his affair with Qiu Xiaoyu is completely natural, he has never seduced her, and it is impossible to seduce anyone with his appearance. However, no matter what you say, it can't change the fact that he pried the corner of the emperor's wall, and he was really speechless for a while with the title of this little **.

Tang Bohu's martial arts are more than enough to deal with a few lewd thieves, but unfortunately, he was bent on picking up girls, and as a result, he was beaten by Qiu Xiang's cross soul chasing stick and foamed at the mouth. In the end, it was Mrs. Hua who appeared to submit a few lewd thieves.

Originally, he was just with the thief, and he could use coercion to justify a few words, but the Tang Yin's poetry collection hidden by Qiu Xiang was discovered, and Mrs. Hua was immediately furious and wanted to kill the owner of the book. She was abandoned by Tang Bohu's father when she was young, so she turned into hate because of love. Qiu Xiang, who was collecting books, suddenly panicked, and Tang Bohu seized this opportunity to directly fool Mrs. Hua with a percussion instrument and rap.

"Mrs. Yu, the villain lives in Suzhou...... At the edge of the city, there are houses and fields at home, and life is boundless......"

It's a bit of a pity that the comic can't show sound, so the impact of this paragraph is much less. Du Ziyuan has been thinking about it when he drew this paragraph, it would be nice if he could add an audio comic into it, but unfortunately the current Lingguang Jade does not have this function.

Qiu Xiang took the opportunity to repay the favor, and Tang Bohu was not only not executed, but also became the scholar of the two sons, named Hua'an. But because of this, he had a conflict with Mr. Xixi, Mr. pulled out the watermelon knife, showed his tattoo, and yelled: "I have a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, the old cow is on the waist, the dragon head is on the chest, people block and kill, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha!"

Then he was killed by Hua Taishi, who opened the door and entered. Tang Bohu took the opportunity to become a senior companion reading boy, and his status in Washington soared, and there were maids who would pester him to read poems.

"One Hua'an, two eyes, three girls...... Six milks!"

......

Just when Tang Bohu was thriving and his relationship with Qiu Xiang was getting deeper, Wen Zhengming, who pretended to be Tang Bohu, was arrested in Washington. Later, by chance, he was locked up in the firewood room and given by Sister Pomegranate. This can be regarded as the fulfillment of his previous poisonous oath.

At this point, the preliminary foreshadowing is all over. After that, the final boss Ning Wang appeared, and he had two fierce generals under him, one of whom was Tang Bohu's father-killing enemy who killed his father. And the other, it is for the sausage.

King Ning failed to win over Taishi Hua, so he planned to make an excuse to attack Taishi by taking the opportunity of Wenbi.

Fortunately, Tang Bohu came to the rescue in time, but he vomited dozens of taels of blood from the pair through the intestines.

The pair here is also wonderful, even Tang Junhao himself couldn't help shouting: "Wonderful!

Piercing the intestines: A total of three masters in one township and two miles do not know the four books, five classics and six righteousness, and dare to teach seven, eight and nine sons, very bold

Tang Bohu is right: Ten rooms and nine poor people get eight taels and seven dollars, six cents, five millimeters and four cents, and they are still half-hearted and obscene

Piercing the intestines: In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous

Tang Bohu right: In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard

Pair through the intestines: warblers, warblers, swallows, swallows, cuicui, red, red everywhere harmonious

Tang Bohu right: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves are twilight every year

......

After that, there were a few pairs, among which the "ten thoughts" was omitted by Du Ziyuan, after all, the words "thought" and "reward" in the fairy world are not written like this.

This paragraph makes people all mistakenly think that Du Ziyuan is eight buckets high, and even making so many wonderful pairs is convincing.

Hua An's savior was in danger, temporarily repelled King Ning, but was recognized by Mrs. Hua, and finally died one day and was imprisoned in the firewood room. However, he also took the opportunity to make rapid progress in his relationship with Qiu Xiang, seeing that Tang Bohu was about to be executed, when Qiu Xiang pleaded with Mrs. Hua, the life-threatening scholar came again, and the army in Washington was defeated.

At the critical moment, Tang Bohu struck again and stabbed the deadly scholar to death with an overlord gun without a gun head, saving Washington. Mrs. Hua was moved by him and agreed to marry Qiu Xiang to him, but there was a little Qiu Xiang drama, which made Tang Bohu want to die.

In the end, Qiu Xiang was still married by him, but it was just ...... Is this really Tang Bohu's ideal partner? On the last page, Qiu Xiang exposed the nature of a gambler, and Tang Bohu screamed and fainted, which couldn't help but make people laugh.

After reading the whole comic, there are very few people in the audience who can stand up straight. There are so many funny things about this comic, it's so nonsensical that people can't guess it at all, and they are laughed at every time. The logic in the key story is very rigorous, for example, Tang Bohu said percussion at the beginning, and then he showed a hand of percussion, for example, at the beginning he mentioned that he could stab people to death without a gun, and finally relied on this trick to defeat the deadly scholar.

Laymen watched it lively and laughed happily, and insiders also saw the layout and couldn't help but admire it in their hearts.

The two works have all been reviewed, and the atmosphere in the field can already explain the final result.

The works of Du Ziyuan and Wutong Ye, one happy and one sad, the two have serious emotional conflicts, which can be described as mutual restraint. If the story of Sycamore Leaf is strong enough, readers will feel out of place and embarrassed when they read Du Ziyuan's comics. However, the fact is that the joy is directly washed away by the sadness, and on the other hand, the reader will feel a little embarrassed when he thinks about it.

In the end, the voting results of 10,000 public judges and 3 guests were: 3134 sycamore leaves, 8366 mountain winds.

The big score is crushed, and the mountain wind wins!