Chapter 3 I Have a System, I'm Afraid of You?
The miscellaneous service office is located in the back mountain of the Demon Spirit Sect, and the back mountain of each sect is a place with pleasant scenery, so the scenery of the miscellaneous service office of the Demon Spirit Sect is not bad. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Surrounded by vegetation of different colors, red, green, yellow, and brilliant to colorful colors, mixed together like a fairyland, not far from the waterfall rushes straight down, countless water vapor diffuses, and the sunlight is refracted into the most beautiful curves.
The woman was very beautiful, with long black hair, delicate melon seed face, and skin that could be broken by blowing, the clothes of the outer disciples could not hide her blood-spurting figure at all, and she held a slender cold iron sword in her hand.
At this moment, she was looking at the short, fat and ugly handyman in front of her with an angry face, especially the horse face that was very uncomfortable to look at, she hated to destroy the entire handyman, but when she thought that she might suffer serious consequences, she had to suppress her anger and look for that person!
Her name is Wu Yue'er, and she is a new outer disciple of the sect a few years ago, and her cultivation is a triple cultivation of qi! This kind of cultivation is very common among the outer disciples.
If Zhou Lin was here, he would definitely be able to recognize this woman, because this woman was the one he had only seen not long ago, and he had patted the other party's buttocks and touched the other party's white and flawless skin.
It turned out that the things that Zhou Lin sent to Zhong Xiaoyan were not delivered to the hands of the parties, but were guided to another place by the outer disciples, and they went to the wrong door and sent the wrong person!
inadvertently broke through the other party's adultery, and accidentally did something exciting.
"Steward Ma, hurry up and hand over this person, or I will be the first to cut you under the sword!"
Senior Brother Ma trembled and knelt on the ground, where he dared to squeak, as the steward of the miscellaneous department, although he had some cultivation, he was not even a disciple of the outer sect, and he was only practicing qi.
Originally, when Zhou Lin came back, he was already looking forward to the beautiful things that would happen in the future, but he never thought that it was this fierce and vicious woman who was looking forward to it.
And as soon as this woman came out, without saying a word, the tip of the sword reached her throat, and asked who went to the outer door to deliver something today.
Who else could this Nima, who else could this person be? Of course it was himself, today was the day when the miscellaneous servants were sending cultivation materials, but he didn't know what he had done?
Of course not! So Steward Ma kept repeating that he didn't know anything, there were too many disciples in the miscellaneous department, and he really didn't know who had been to the outer gate.
He thought about whether this matter had anything to do with Zhou Lin, but he also knew that Zhou Lin could he say it? Of course not! Because if he said it, it was possible to leak more secrets, although he was just a miscellaneous officer, but he still had to face it!
The woman seemed to have no way to take the horse steward for a while, so she took out a piece of paper from her sleeve, opened it in front of the horse steward, and then held it up in front of the horse steward.
"Then you should know who the person in this portrait is!"
Steward Ma sighed in his heart, I'll take it, Zhou Lin, it's really you bastard, what trouble did you kid give me! If this matter can pass today, see if I don't clean you up!
Just when Steward Ma was complaining in his heart, Lao Pao already knew about it, he knew very well who had been to the outer gate today, in addition to Steward Ma, there was also a friend of his own, Zhou Lin!
So, he immediately went to find Zhou Lin and told Zhou Lin about it, and after listening to Lao Pao's words, Zhou Lin was stunned.
What's going on!
But fortunately, his psychological quality is not bad, and he recovered quickly, thinking that what if it wasn't that woman who came? Although the possibility is almost zero, Zhou Lin still hopes to have a result that he can accept.
So, under the leadership of the old gun, he cautiously returned to the dormitory of the miscellaneous servants, hid behind a dormitory, and poked his head out to see everything that happened in the field.
"As the steward of the miscellaneous service department, you can't even recognize the miscellaneous disciples under your command, don't you want to say it!"
The woman's voice echoed in the field, and the steward knelt on the ground with his head bowed, his face slightly gray, and the sweat on his forehead was running down his cheeks to the ground.
The moment I saw the woman, Zhou Lin's heart changed, I wiped it, it was really her!
"Get out of here!
I'll fuck it! Lao Tzu can be discovered by you like this, and the outer disciples are already such dicks?
But if you tell me to go out, I'll go out? You're a soft bubble? Oh no! She shouldn't have seen my face, she shouldn't recognize me.
You mother Xipi, come out when you come out, will Lao Tzu be afraid of you?
Zhou Lin took the old cannon and walked slowly in front of Wu Yue'er under the desperate look of Steward Ma, and stood aside with a respectful expression, perhaps because he was too nervous, so Steward Ma blinked and said a secret signal that he didn't see.
"Say, why are you hiding over there and peeking?"
Wu Yue'er angrily pointed the long sword at Zhou Lin, and slammed it against Zhou Lin's shoulder, the sharp tip of the sword reflected the sunlight and pierced into Zhou Lin's eyes, all showing the sharpness of the sword!
Nima, this little girlie really wants to kill people, but she can't do it!
"Well, this senior sister, there's a reason why we peeked!"
Wu Yue'er's eyes widened, she didn't expect that this miscellaneous disciple was actually quite bold: "There is a reason for peeking, there must be a ghost in my heart!
The tip of the sword was sent forward again, and Zhou Lin's head was tilted, and he opened his mouth a little anxiously.
"Eh, eh, eh...... Be careful, sister, your sword is too sharp, you have to be careful, don't miss it...... Anyway, I'm a human life!"
Wu Yue'er looked at the flamboyant Zhou Lin, her face changed, and she said angrily: "No matter how verbose it is, believe it or not, I'll kill you now!"
I'll go to you to be an immortal and give you face, I really think that I am afraid that you will not succeed! If you have the ability, you will kill me! I am too lazy to pay attention to you! I don't believe that you can know that person is me?
Seeing Zhou Lin look like a ruffian, although the woman was angry to the extreme, she didn't dare to kill people indiscriminately.
Zhou Lin breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, didn't care about the tip of the sword exuding cold air on his shoulder, and slightly tilted his head to look in the direction of Steward Ma, who immediately rolled his eyes when he saw Zhou Lin's gaze.
Thinking that this time he was miserable by your kid, and suddenly remembered something, he began to wink at Zhou Lin from time to time, and crooked his mouth from time to time.
Zhou Lin, who watched this scene, was directly dumbfounded, you idiot, what do you want to express to me? I'll wipe it! What the hell! I'm crazy? Can I be normal, this Nima! Lao Tzu can't understand it!
Wu Yue'er stared at Zhou Lin's face and suddenly remembered something, and said, "Lift your face up!"
Zhou Lin was instantly angry when he heard this, and a man was shouted by a woman to raise his face! This is a naked insult! Insult my personality! Insult my character! Insult my character!
Master's face is your little girl who said she would lift it? Do you think my face is so cheap? What are you kidding?
"Eh...... Slow down, be careful, don't you just want to see my face? Senior sister, look at me!
The woman frowned, looked at Zhou Lin's face, and seemed a little unsure, she took out the portrait from the cuff again, and slowly unfolded the portrait in front of Zhou Lin.
Looking at the woman's movements, Zhou Lin was completely stunned, you actually have a portrait! Why didn't you take out the portrait earlier, I have been pretending to be so long, I'm very tired, okay! It's over! This time it's really over!
After reading the portrait, the woman looked at Zhou Lin again, Zhou Lin scolded in his heart, but his head was getting lower and lower.
"Hold your head up! Don't want your head anymore?"
Nima, master, I'm ......
"Eh, slow down, slow down! I'll lift me! You take it easy!"
What should I do? What should I do? I just got the hope of cultivating today, and you little girlie is about to ruin my master's future! Oh yes, yes, I have a system.
Random teleportation charms! Yes, master, I have ten random teleportation charms! You little lady Sippi, you give me a chance to wait, this time I have a chance to survive, see how I spur you!
Now that he has a reliance, Zhou Lin is no longer so worried, looking at the woman's long skirt ribbon on the ground, he cautiously stepped out and happened to step on the ribbon.
The woman's eyes were always staring at Zhou Lin's face, and she didn't notice this detail, but unexpectedly, Zhou Lin suddenly raised her head and roared.
"Don't you just want to see who I am? I'll tell you, sir, it's me! That's right! It's me! Haha...... Are you satisfied? Are you satisfied? Are you happy? Are you happy?"
The sudden movement and the shocking roar frightened the woman took a step back, the tip of the sword broke away from Zhou Lin's neck, and at the same time, because of the long skirt ribbon that she stepped on, the woman's retreating figure stumbled and almost fell.
The long sword in his hand couldn't take care of Zhou Lin, but his body flipped in parallel, and the long sword was propped up on the ground, and he was about to turn over.
Looking at the woman's embarrassment, Zhou Lin smiled, feeling completely satisfied with his unexpected move, but unfortunately even so, he was still a little unsatisfied.
So, he made a move, the moment the woman turned over, he used the plundering skill, and in a flash of light, he used the fastest speed he could use, stretched out his hand, grabbed the woman's chest!
Plunder the cultivation qualifications!
"Ahh
Steward Ma and Lao Pao watched from the sidelines dumbfounded, when did Lin become such a dick this week! That feeling should be good just now! It seems that he will be recognized as a big brother in the future!
The woman's face was flushed, her body had just stabilized, and the long sword in her hand stabbed towards Zhou Lin with the sound of breaking wind with the blessing of the triple cultivation of Qi training, and the speed was so fast that a mortal could resist.
But fortunately, Zhou Lin was prepared, and the moment the long sword stabbed out, his consciousness had already clicked on the random teleportation charm, and he clicked to use it!
The long sword stabbed out, with anger and determination, this is an indomitable sword, this sword is not only condensed by cultivation, but also all emotions, but unfortunately, with the stabbing of this sword, the place is empty, and the figure that should be stabbed by the sword actually disappeared out of thin air!
The woman's face became even more ugly when she looked at this scene, and she was a little dizzy when she looked at the horse steward and the old cannon on the side.
"No, I only came out with this sword, it shouldn't be, how do you feel that there is not much left of cultivation!"
Steward Ma and Lao Pao haven't recovered from the shock at the moment, the scene that happened just now is the same as a dream, and after getting along with Zhou Lin for so long, it is the first time that I have discovered that Zhou Lin is the most awesome person in the miscellaneous department!
It's just that...... Where did he go? How could he disappear into thin air?
The woman was really tired and couldn't support it, so she didn't pay attention to the horse steward and the old cannon, and left the miscellaneous servant by herself, and now she urgently needed to rest, but what she didn't know was that she was not only overconsumed in cultivation, but even her cultivation qualifications were plundered.
Although the amount of plundered is not large, how good can her qualifications be, it is estimated that there is not much left after being plundered like this, maybe in her lifetime, she will not have the slightest progress!