Chapter 96: Flying the plane and throwing money
The silver krait was highly venomous, and within a few minutes, it was poisoned by the embroidered messenger who fixed it.
No matter how good the martial arts are, you can't practice it, and the vitality is very strong compared to ordinary people, but when you encounter a species that doesn't play cards according to common sense, it will make you burp in one bite!
Death is not terrible, but the bite is difficult to speak, the man's root is trampled, and the dignity of the person is bitten to death, which is the most unacceptable, the embroidered messenger could have lived a little longer, but he was angry with himself.
On Fuyu Mountain, the old Taoist priest smiled, I said not to kill people or fight, but I love to play......
"Young man, come out, I'm not afraid of drowning you after holding it in the water for so long?" The old Taoist priest came to the edge of the pool, picked up the fishing rod and threw it into the pool, and the hook was facing Zhang Wu underwater, and wanted to catch him......
Zhang Wu's face under the water is full of black lines, your uncle, Lao Tzu is not a fish!
He crawled to the shore and wanted to go ashore, but was kicked down by the old Taoist priest, who was very particular about it, and kicked him under the hook......
"Holy!" Zhang Wu scolded his mother directly, he wanted to die, did this old Taoist priest run out of the neurological hospital?
Swam to the shore again, kicked him back again, no matter how good the temper is, the person with a good temper is also furious, if it weren't for the fact that he can't scold people in the water, Zhang Wu would have greeted the ancestors of the old Taoist priest a long time ago, the priest can be killed but not humiliated, I am grateful for saving me, if you play with me like this, I would rather be killed!
I was kicked back into the pool several times in a row, and each time I was under the hook, and the old Taoist priest's meaning was obvious, you bit my hook and caught you......
Human lung capacity is limited, Zhang Wu sulked, simply held in the water, until his lungs were burning like fire and could not hold his breath, knowing that he was going to die in the pool, but suddenly blessed to the soul, so that he bit the hook and was caught by the old Taoist priest as a live fish.
Breathing in the fresh air violently, his life was able to survive, but Zhang Wu was in a bad mood and finally succumbed to the obscenity of others.
"Be happy, why are you so sad? I saved your life, you returned my love, I was caught once, let's both clear, isn't this very good?"
Zhang Wufuzhi mainly thought of this in his heart, why did others save you, and what did you take to repay the kindness of others?
It's good now, you save me and humiliate me, don't lose it, go your own way, and even if it's even, or I'm always worried about repaying you, you always want me to repay the favor, everyone is unhappy, that's good, everyone is in a good mood, and no one owes anyone.
After gasping for a while, his body recovered, Zhang Wu didn't want to talk more, this old Taoist priest was still childlike. He is a slut, and he is a second, and at the same time, he is worried about Wang Yunyan's mother and son, and I don't know if the embroidered messenger and Huang Xian have found the two.
"Don't worry, the descendants of Confucianism are fine, I have asked the apprentices and grandchildren to pick up people, you will compensate me to play for a while" The old Taoist priest circled around Zhang Wu, looked him up and down, his face did not show it, in fact, he was also shocked in his heart, this son is extraordinary.
"Play, yes, you go to the water to be a fish and let me fish, let's have fun!" Zhang Wu is angry, playing with wool, it is definitely me who is guilty of playing with you, Lao Tzu is not cheap to that extent, and besides, you are not a beauty, so let's have fun......
"You kid has a bad heart, three views of evil, not a son of man, the old way won't play with you anymore!"
"Do you know how to read minds?" Zhang Wu was shocked, why do you know everything I think, the master of the dignified realm is so unbearable?
"You kid practice martial arts and practice evil nature, right?" The old Taoist priest ignored him, like a cloud of smoke drifting away, like a fairy among the people, with an extraordinary bearing, and the listener was intoxicated.
No matter how stupid you are, you know that you have met a master, no weaker than Nan Fansheng, and you are dissolute but have connotations and are intriguing.
The mother and son came to Zhang Wu and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the little kid looked at Tianchi Water and exclaimed, "It's so beautiful!"
Wang Yunyan obediently stayed by Zhang Wu's side, glancing at him from time to time, with admiration in his heart.
Zhang Wu just didn't see it, and he ran around in fear for many days, even if he was on vacation today, he accompanied the mother and son to tour the mountains and rivers, enjoy the beautiful scenery of Fuyu Mountain, and appreciate the religious culture.
It is estimated that the old Taoist priest has instructed that the temple and Taoist temples are all open to him, and even the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and the like can enter and exit at will, but Zhang Wu has the knowledge of his previous life, and he only looks at martial arts methods, what Buddhist scriptures and Taoist scriptures, and he doesn't remember much about them, and the truth is much clearer, but he still can't live a good life.
But Wang Yunyan watched it with relish, classical beauties are different, knowledgeable and reasonable, with a blue heart, and the appearance of reading books can fascinate people.
"Why are you looking at me like this?" Wang Yunyan was shy, biting his plump and tender lips, his pretty face was slightly red, and he couldn't help but ask.
"Beautiful!" Zhang Wu replied solemnly.
"Oh......" glanced at him, pretending to lower his head and continue to read, but his ears were red, his heart fluttered, and he didn't know where to go......
Until the evening after fasting, Wang Yunyan's mother and son were sent back to the residence, and just about to say good night, they were pushed out of the door by the little guy, shouting, "You are not allowed to enter the house at night!"
In his mind, only his father and he were allowed to enter his mother's room, and no one else was allowed.
Zhang Wu smiled bitterly, glanced at Wang Yunyan, and motioned for her to close the door, in exchange for the young woman's soft eyes, as if she could melt people.
Zhang Wu did not go back to his house, but came to the Tianchi to meditate, this place is very interesting, the air is fresh, selfish and miscellaneous are less born, so that people's minds are peaceful, the six roots are pure, and there will be a dusty temperament to live here for a long time.
In front of him, Zhang Wu already knew that the old Taoist priest was called "Da Da Da Zun", which was a very strange name in the eyes of ordinary people, but Zhang Wu knew that "Da Da" was "Tian".
"Tianzun" is the collective name of the most noble person in the Taoist immortals, the old Taoist priest is enough to break the cow, he must be a high-ranking ancestor-level figure, otherwise how dare to blaspheme the gods he believes in?
"Kowtow!" A large hippie smiling face, never in shape, can always remain in a childlike state, has entered the ranks of immortals.
"I have a master" Zhang Wu rolled his eyes, knowing that this guy wanted to take himself as an apprentice, but I was not religious.
"Which is your master, I'll go to him and say"
"He is similar to you, he has a hole in the top of his head, he can integrate himself into the air, he has the perception of not seeing or hearing, he can never sleep, he passed on my true skills of form and meaning, what can you teach me?"
"I won't fight, I will only maintain my health, I can teach you Tai Chi true skills, cultivate your mind, reduce your violent spirit, and lay the foundation for reaching the ultimate realm in the future, otherwise you will be too murderous, you don't know the way of boxing and neutralization, you are too extreme in dealing with people, and your heart is not broken, you will inevitably be stuck in Dan Jin."
After hearing this, Zhang Wu was no longer hypocritical, he accepted it when he saw it, and his head hit the ground "dang" to make a loud sound, which is the highest etiquette in the rivers and lakes.
A great venerable accepted it safely and taught it right away.
After the night, Zhang Wu was refreshed.
The Tai Chi Gong taught by a great master is different, there are no specific moves, and there is no big reason, what "relaxation is the body, soft circle is used, the form is formed, and the action is made", these are all.
Only teach him how to meditate and collect qi, how to calm his mind and practice a breath of dust, this is the real superior kung fu.
So far, he has one more teacher, adhering to the principle of not using in vain, let Wang Yunyan's mother and son play in Fuyu Mountain for one more day, and he himself will go down the mountain and return to Lanzhou.
Why go?
Who ordered to drive a helicopter to hunt down your father, he wants you to look good!
Lanzhou Castle is too guarded.
Ji Taiguang listened to the report of his subordinates, looked at people with corns, and looked scathing, if the fortune teller was here, he would know that this person was impatient and poisonous, lewd and treacherous, and incompetent.
But in Lanzhou, he is the boss and has been the emperor of the soil for more than 20 years, and he has not done a single good thing for the people, and there are countless bad things.
Under his leadership, Lanzhou's economy not only did not develop, but became more and more degraded, but people have a hand in playing with power, as long as the Lanzhou camp is in their own hands, they can't turn the sky!
When he heard that the helicopter exploded, Ji Taiguang was furious, your uncle, the anti-aircraft gun actually blew himself up first when it hit the mosquitoes, what a bunch of rice buckets, and scolded his subordinates to the blood.
Ji Taishou is a big celebrity in Lanzhou, everyone knows about that pair of corns, and if you ask who is a corns in Lanzhou City, and she is very rich, the people will answer too much Ji Taiguang!
Zhang Wu, who went and returned, followed the guidance of passers-by and walked towards the Taishou Mansion, but was stopped halfway through, Huang Xian!
The first sentence was: "I have no malice, I just think about it but have grievances, I will help you rob the rich and help the poor, and then promise you a condition, let's have a good fate!"
Huang Xian was really frightened, and the scene of the embroidered messenger being bitten off was always replayed in his mind, making him shudder.
Since Emperor Taiyuan abolished the eunuch clause, even the royal family does not need eunuchs, and there is no such person as "eunuch" in the world, but he didn't want to be an embroidered messenger who ran rampant in all directions, holding a festival battle, and he was the emperor in any state, and he had the power of life and death over officials, but he was played to death, and even the men's roots were bitten off, can Huang Xian not be afraid?
The fortune teller's letter "Mandate of Heaven", the embroidered messenger was punished by Zhang Wu because of Zhang Wu, and he also had a part in chasing and killing Zhang Wu, so he naturally wanted to turn his fart upside down to please him.
Benefits are sent to the door, there is no reason not to want it.
"Help me calculate where Ji Taiguang's treasury is, I want to make him a poor bastard!" Punish the wicked, what he cares about the most, let him lose something.
Huang Xian was excited when he heard this, he thought that he was going to let him do something bad, but he didn't want to rob the rich and help the poor, this is a great thing to accumulate virtue, how can there be no reason to be unwilling?
Even if you want to pinch your fingers in vain, the gods and gods chatter, the heavens and the earth branches, "crackling" for a while, and then answered: "This person is a chicken thief, the vault is not in the Taishou Mansion, but hidden under the armory of the Lanzhou camp!"
Zhang Wu didn't speak, and took the lead in running wildly.
......
Within two hours, the whole of Lanzhou was turned upside down, because money fell from the sky, and the lucky ones were able to pick up gold bars, and even the poor people picked up priceless jewels.
Zhang Wu drove the plane, Huang Xian threw money down, the two of them went crazy, they just felt that they didn't have a good time today in their lives, that's money, how many people are crazy about this thing, don't sprinkle it today, throw it to your soft hands!
"Lord Ji, there is a great good thing, come out and see, God has made money!"
Ji Taiguang went out, and just wanted to scold loudly, but he saw a helicopter passing by in the air, which made him think about it, there are only a few helicopters in Lanzhou, all of them are in the armory, who dares to move blindly without my order, and can they still hold so much money?
Thinking of this, Ji Taiguang hit a spirit.
"Ah......" There was a miserable angry shout, and the whole person went crazy, and hurriedly joined the ranks of picking up money.
"It's all mine, it's all mine......!"