Chapter 1302: An Educational Plan for Xiaoxue
Some people are happy and some are worried!
In the next few days, Wang Dao finally temporarily ended the kind of life that was worse than death, according to Nangong Xian'er and Ying'er's words, he was just given a vacation temporarily. Please search to see the most complete!
Of course, during the royal holiday, someone took his place, Qingyun and Xiaoxue.
In the past few days, Qingyun screamed every day, almost didn't dare to go back to his residence, and was almost burned by Ying'er's long flowing purple hair, and was beaten by Xian'er's immortal Dao law, screaming strangely.
The two girls hated Qingyun very much, hating one reason: invitations, two hating reasons: invitations, and three hating reasons: still invitations.
The fourth reason for hating is that it has brought Xiaoxue to ruin.
The fifth reason for hate: nothing to do.
The invitation event accounted for most of it.
At this time, Xiaoxue was also sympathetic to Qingyun, but for this quirky and strange little guy, the two girls did not use such rough means, but drew up an education plan to reform Xiaoxue every day.
The little guy is occasionally disobedient, and there will be bursts of pain in the big ears immediately, and Ying'er will grab it.
Because the two girls are very spoiled in the little guy, they gave up competing with each other for a short time, which surprised Wang Dao, and at the same time, it also allowed him to finally take a good breath.
Xiaoxue's educational program is complex, divided into several programs, and she has to go out early in the morning to greet everyone in the neighborhood and greet everyone in the neighborhood in a friendly manner.
Then he came back and Ying'er taught poetry and etiquette, and copied the relevant content a thousand times.
Nangong Xian'er asked questions, and from time to time there were also question and answer items, as well as normal thinking test questions, etc., which made Xiaoxue cry bitterly every day, and often asked Wang Dao for help with a smiling face.
"Xiaoxue, if a little brother and a little sister fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?" asked Nangong Xian'er with a smile.
When Xiaoxue heard this, she immediately came to her senses, and then showed a serious thinking look.
"Well, I think this issue is a bit complicated, first of all, I have to think about the relationship between that little brother and me, I don't know it, if I don't know it, then I'll save the little sister first, if I know it, I have to think about it again. In addition, I have to consider whether my little sister knows me, what our relationship is, whether that little sister is beautiful or not, and what her impression of me is, and what my impression of her is.
If that little sister is very annoying, and I don't have a good relationship with him, and I don't know him, and that little brother has a good relationship with me, I'll save him first. If that little brother is my enemy, and I hate him at the same time, and my little sister has a good relationship with me, and I like him very much, then I will save my little sister. If both of them were my enemies, I would have watched them drown. If one of them is my good friend and the other is the object of my liking, then I will save my little sister first, because men are stronger than women, and they should not drown for a while. That's it. Xiaoxue said.
The two girls listened to Xiaoxue's powerful solution to the problem, and they were directly stupid.
"This ...... Is this question so complicated?Isn't it true that whoever is close should be rescued first?" Nangong Xian'er muttered.
They looked at Xiaoxue strangely, once again fully proving that there was indeed something wrong with the little one's thinking.
Wang Dao on the side smiled awkwardly, a little speechless.
"Xiaoxue, if you don't know your little brother and little sister, and you don't have a grudge against them, who will you save first?" asked Ying'er.
Hearing this, Xiaoxue thought about it seriously, and felt a little simpler than the question just now.
"I don't have a grudge, and I don't know each other, so do you still need to save it?"
"Yes!"
"Must be saved!"
The two women scolded.
In this case, it depends on the first impression of my little brother and my little sister, and then what my first impression is of them, and then see if I and that little sister will fall in love at first sight. If my little sister has a better impression on me, and she has a better impression of me, I will give priority to saving my little sister. But if the little brother gives me a better impression, I give him ......"
"Stop!" Ying'er scolded, she put her hand on her forehead, feeling completely defeated by the little snow god's general thinking.
"Xiaoxue, all your messy factors are eliminated first, if the little brother and the little sister, one is your brother in life and death, the other is with you, it is the type you like, and your relationship is also very good, they fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?" asked Nangong Xian'er.
When Xiaoxue heard this, she frowned and thought carefully.
"This ...... This question seems to be even more difficult than the one just now, so it's so hard to choose, can I not answer it? Xiaoxue said pitifully.
"No way!"
"Must answer!"
The two women said with great certainty.
Xiaoxue struggled to think, and the tea time passed, but the little guy still didn't come up with an answer.
Seeing Xiaoxue like this, the two girls looked at each other and smiled, a little proud, thinking that it was time to guide this little guy to the right idea.
"I see!" Xiao Xue said excitedly, raising her hand.
"Say it quickly. The two women said in unison.
Xiaoxue's eyes were bright, and she said very confidently: "I will let the two of them guess the boxing, whoever wins will save him first!"
Yes?
The two women looked at each other, and Meimu froze. Wang Dao directly covered his eyes, looking like he couldn't bear to look at it directly.
"What a god-like train of thought!" Qingyun happened to come back from outside, and after hearing Xiaoxue's answer, he muttered.
"Cheng Qingyun, you come and answer!" Ying'er shouted.
"How...... Aren't you converting Xiaoxue?" Qingyun looked innocent.
"It's you, say it quickly!" Nangong Xian'er said viciously.
"Qingyun, am I right, is this method good? What would you do if you changed it?" Xiaoxue said happily when she saw Qingyun coming.
Qingyun laughed, walked over and touched Xiaoxue's head, and said, "Xiaoxue, your thinking is obviously wrong, the little brother and little sister are all struggling in the water, how can they guess the boxing?"
"It should be so, first of all, you have to see which one is easier to save. Qingyun said.
When the two girls heard this, they nodded secretly, feeling that although this guy was abnormal, his thinking was quite correct, so they listened patiently.
"How do you tell which one is easy to save? There are many things to consider, first of all, to see who is closest to you. Secondly, you need to consider their weight, strength, and chance of survival, as well as their skin smoothness and roughness, voice, willpower, and the fabric of the clothes they wear, as well as their water-based talents......"
"Cheng Qingyun, what kind of nonsense are you talking about?" Ying'er scolded.
"I'm the right solution. Qingyun shouted.
"What you said about weight, strength and so on is understandable, but what is the use of the smoothness and roughness of the skin, what kind of voice, and the clothes and fabrics you wear?" asked Xiaohu on the side, puzzled.
"You don't even know this, the amount of weight can affect the chance of saving people, and secondly, if you have enough strength, you can fluctuate the water waves greatly, which can allow Xiaoxue to save a lot of physical strength and save people faster. If the survival chance value is relatively strong, then you can leave this guy alone and save another person first, anyway, his survival intention is relatively strong, and he should be able to hold on. The smoothness of the skin is also very important, if the skin is too smooth and it is in water, it will make it difficult for the rescuer to touch the skin, which may hinder the rescue action, on the contrary, it will become easier and save energy. ”
"Also, if the voice is too loud, it will affect the mental concentration of the rescuer, if the clothing fabric is that kind of glorious satin, then ......"
"Enough!"
Seeing Xiaoxue listening there as if she was fascinated and had an expression of adoration, Ying'er immediately felt bad and stopped talking.
"Cheng Qingyun, you were kicked in the head by a donkey, what kind of nonsense are you talking about?"
"Don't do it, I'll just go by myself......" Qingyun, you saw that Nangong Xian'er also had a bad face, and immediately retreated in embarrassment.
The two girls were extremely annoyed, this damn guy, what kind of nonsense did they say, Xiaoxue's thinking was originally problematic, and now it is affected by this guy's more bizarre problem-solving ideas, so Xiaoxue must not be allowed to turn another hundred and eighty turns?
Especially watching Xiaoxue indulge in and worship, and looking at Qingyun looking like a fellow practitioner, which made the two girls even more worried.
"Damn, I thought his train of thought was normal, but I didn't expect ......"
Nangong Xian'er was extremely annoyed.
At the beginning, when Qingyun said that he should consider which one is easier to save first, the two girls still felt that his thinking was more normal, but they didn't expect that the more he said it later, the more outrageous it became, and the problem was complicated by one hundred and eighty times.
There was no place to spread the anger, and the two women looked at the royal road in unison.
"I ...... It's none of my business!"
"How do you usually educate Xiaoxue, how can his thinking be so complicated?" Ying'er asked.
Wang Dao wants to cry without tears.
"I don't know. ”
"What's going on with the guys around you? One is more strange than the other, Cheng Qingyun is even more like having ten brains, and he thinks about problems with a hundred and eighty bends. Nangong Xian'er scolded angrily.
"How do I know, probably...... They are naturally more intelligent. Moreover, it's just Xiaoxue and Qingyun, don't you think they're all doing well? Wang Dao shouted wronged, pointing at Zhao Zheng, Golden-winged Dapeng and others.
Hearing this, Zhao Zheng and the others smiled awkwardly, and almost suffered from the pond fish.
Nangong Xian'er also realized that what she said just now was a little inappropriate, her pretty face turned red, and finally snorted: "It's all your fault anyway." ”
"Sister Xian'er, I feel that what Qingyun said is very reasonable, much more detailed than I thought, he is so powerful. "Xiaoxue's eyes are starry.
"Xiaoxue, shut up for me!" Ying'er grabbed his big ears and scolded.
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Xiaoxue's reform plan is still there, Wang Dao watched from the sidelines and occasionally suffered, in order to avoid trouble, he made an excuse and ran away, and went to Nangong Jingyun.
And Nangong Jingyun hasn't seen a shadow in the past few days, he is learning Taoism with some guys from the Gu Xian clan.
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