Chapter 4: Exploding Heads and Chicken Coop Heads
"So is there anyone else who has this ability?" Director Li asked Wu Laodao.
"Yes, but it's unlikely to be those people, this kind of stealing method can't be done with my ability, unless it's deeper than my skill, but this kind of person is not a fairy-like existence, if you want to take away this copper pot, there are many ways, you will definitely not go to drill holes, and these people usually have little contact with the world, a retreat is a few years, they will not know so quickly. Wu Laodao's tone was very affirmative.
"Can you tell when it was stolen?" asked Director Li again.
"I looked at the traces of the cave entrance, it should be the last one or two days, this matter has been spread for a short time, including inquiring about the news, stepping on the spot, and theft It takes time, and it is very likely that it was stolen last night. ”
"Now that we know the suspect, let's report it. The storekeeper couldn't understand what Wu Laodao said, but he heard that Wu Laodao believed that the thing was stolen by the god, so he suggested to the director.
Director Li ignored him, and then asked Wu Laodao, "If that's the case, then what should we do next?"
"This is not something you can participate in, so I think it's better for you not to interfere. I don't know if I escaped after the game, so I'll go out and see if I can make any new discoveries. After finishing speaking, Wu Laodao turned around and was about to leave.
Director Li hurriedly followed up and said: "Daochang Wu, the thief will definitely flee immediately, it's too late to chase after him now, anyway, it's not in a hurry, you see it's more than 12 o'clock now, and I have prepared a welcome banquet, everyone is waiting, let's go after eating." ”
"No need. Before the words fell, Wu Laodao had already disappeared outside the gate.
"The dragon sees the head but not the tail, and it is really a strange person. Ma Lao couldn't help but sigh outside the gate.
In ancient times, Shilipu was a post station about ten miles away from a nearby city, and later gradually evolved into a village. In modern times, with the process of urbanization, the urban area of Guanchuan City has already developed to the surrounding Shilipu, more and more migrant workers are pouring into the city, renting in the village, and the villagers in order to earn rent, the houses are also building higher and higher, many have been built to seven floors, and there are more people living there. Because of the high cost of demolition and disputes, the government and developers prefer to occupy more remote farmland than to relocate entire villages for development. In this way, many villages like Shilipu were slowly surrounded by the city, forming urban villages. Because the time to integrate into the city is too short, and the whole village is together, so although the villagers have long been urban hukou, most of them still retain the customs of the countryside, which is also a special feature of China. Of course, the government has long been aware of this problem, and many cities are planning to transform urban villages. However, due to the large number of urban migrants, most of whom are migrant workers with relatively low incomes and young people who have not found a good job for the time being after graduation, and the average person in the urban area cannot afford to rent a suite with a rent of two or three thousand per month, so they have to rent a house in an urban village for a few hundred yuan a piece, so the existence of urban villages still has a certain degree of rationality, and it will definitely not disappear in a short time.
There is no unified planning and design of the houses in the village, the new, the old, the tall, the low, the protruding, and the recessed ones look like illegal buildings, and the streets are narrow and crowded, and the law and order situation is very chaotic. However, the whole village is also a large community in general, and it is particularly functional. There are small restaurants for eating, clothing stores and washing shops, small clinics for medical treatment, small hotels for accommodation, chess and card rooms, massage shops, bathing centers, Internet cafes for leisure, and other barber shops, repair shops, vegetable markets, and supermarkets.
"Damn, it's a black shop, and it's five minutes away from turning off my machine. A young man with an explosive head walked out of an Internet café on the street, walked a few steps, and turned back and spat at the door. It is said that he is young, that is, not very old, at most twenty years old, but his appearance is a little dirty, with triangular eyebrows, mung bean eyes, garlic nose, catfish mouth, and pitted face, as if the word crooked melon and cracked dates was specially created for his appearance;
"That's it, when did you have money and didn't spend it here? I just fished a handsome guy on QQ, saying that he was going to invite me to dinner, and before I had time to leave my contact information, the machine stopped, and I didn't give any face, and I won't come here next time." Behind the explosion came a chicken coop. This time there is finally some merit, it's a woman, and the figure is good, but unfortunately the face can't be seen long, it belongs to the kind that scares a large area when you turn around. said that she had a chicken nest because her hair was a little curly, I don't know if it was curly or specially permed, but it hadn't been washed for a long time, it was unkempt, and it looked like a chicken nest.
"Come on, didn't you say that you would never come here in the future, and this is not the last one to come?"
"Is there such a boss as you? I'm not just talking about it. The head of the chicken nest gave him a blank look.
"Forget it, don't talk about it. Let's go, let's eat. The exploding head waved his hand and posed as a boss.
"Do you still have any money?" asked the head of the chicken nest weakly.
"I ......" the explosion head took out his hand into his pocket, and only took out a crumpled two yuan for a long time, and suddenly the hero was short of breath, "I don't have any money on me now, do you have it?" Borrow a few first, I will pay you back when I have money." ”
"How rich am I? You're the boss, I'm messing with you, and you don't pay your salary, where do I get the money?"
"Looks like we're going to have to find a way to make some money. It's not easy to be the boss, and you have to understand that the economy will generate income, and it's really difficult to move an inch without activity funds. It's so difficult for me to have only you as a follower now, and the gangster bosses in those movies look infinitely beautiful, and I don't know how to have a headache in private. Hey, I said, you can't just make it difficult for me, you have to think about it, how can you make a little money. ”
The head of the chicken nest spread his hands: "What can I do? Or let's break up, find a job and do some part-time work, it's better than this nonsense." ”
"No, I'll try to figure it out. Hearing that the head of the chicken nest said that he was going to break up, the head of the explosion was anxious, scratched his hair, and said, "It's so messy here, and there are a lot of people, there must be a car that has forgotten to lock, let's push one away, find a place to sell it, and how much can we deal with it for a few days." ”
"Isn't that stealing?"
"How can you say it's stealing? You should think about it, think about it, there are a lot of thieves here, right? The car is not locked, even if it is locked, it is easy to lose it, right?"
"yes. The head of the chicken nest nodded.
"Isn't it easier to lose a car if it's not locked?"
"yes. The head of the chicken nest nodded again.
"Since his car is going to be lost, it doesn't matter if we push it away?"
"yes. ”
"Besides, the thief was supposed to steal the car, but now that the car has been pushed away by us, won't he be able to steal it?
"It seems to make some sense, so we pushed away his car, not only is it not stealing, but it is still a good deed?" asked Ji Wotou.
"You're so smart. The exploding head patted the head of the chicken nest on the shoulder and praised it a few more words. The explosion head said this, but in fact, what he thought in his heart was: Fortunately, you are so smart, otherwise I would be the boss of whom?
The luck of the two was surprisingly good, just decided to steal the car, a middle-aged man rode an electric bicycle and parked in front of the store next to the two, I don't know if I really forgot to lock it, or thought that there was no need to lock it for a long time to buy something, put down the car and entered the store. The exploding head looked around, and no one paid attention to it, so he poked the head of the chicken nest with his hand and said, "I'll keep a sentry, you go and push the car over." ”
"Why don't I put you on the lookout and push it?" the head of the chicken nest was a little reluctant.
"How can anyone let the boss do it himself?"
"Oh, too. The head of the chicken nest no longer shirked, and walked to the door of the store tremblingly, seeing that no one seemed to be paying attention in the store, and pushed the cart and ran.
The middle-aged people in the store have been paying attention to their cars when they buy things, and they thought they would come out when they bought something, but in two or three minutes, it was too troublesome to lock the car, and they didn't even pull out the key. The middle-aged man put down his things, chased out the door, and saw that the car thief had run more than 30 meters away with the car, and was about to turn out of the street, so he hurriedly shouted: "My car, that's my car, catch the thief, catch the car thief." ”
The exploding head was running forward with the head of the chicken coop pushing the cart, and when he heard the shouts behind him, he knew that something was wrong, and he was found and chased out. So he urged the head of the chicken nest and said, "Quick, let's get on the car and run." ”
The first time the head of the chicken nest was a thief, he was already weak-hearted, and now he was discovered, and he was even more frightened, and he had already messed up, and he heard the explosion head say that he rode on the car and ran, and he didn't think so much, so he jumped on the car and twisted the handle, and the electric car rushed away. Only the exploding head was left behind to chase hard, shouting as he chased back: "Wait for me, I haven't sat down yet? I'm the boss." ”
Although the explosive head man doesn't look very good, the speed and endurance of the escape are really not covered, compared with the Ma Jiajun back then, he always hangs behind the electric car, and he didn't lose it. Blown by the wind, the head of the chicken nest finally remembered that the boss didn't seem to be in the car yet, so he quickly turned around and picked up the boss and continued to run forward.
After the middle-aged man called, he chased after him, and the pedestrians on the road heard someone stealing the car, and also followed the middle-aged man to catch the thief, most of whom were young people. But under the inhuman escape speed of the explosive head, the thief caught farther and farther away, and the helpers slowly dispersed. Only the middle-aged man was unwilling, and chased forward for two miles, tired and out of breath, and in the end he couldn't even see the figure, so he had to consider himself unlucky.