The fine ghost got up, saw an iron rod on the ground blocking the way, and was about to curse, and saw an old Taoist sitting on the side of the road. Fastest updates

The fine ghost shouted: "The boss is so old, why is he still so naughty? If it weren't for the fact that my king respects people like you, he would have to deal with you!"

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "What do you care? Taoists see Taoists, they are all family!"

"Are you embarrassed to say it's a family? Blocking the road with such a big stick, tripping over me?"

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "There is a rule for the immortal, when the little Taoist sees my old Taoist, he wants to fall down as a meeting gift." ”

Why is this old rule so strange?

"Where did you come from? Surely you are not here! Our king's greeting gift only costs a few taels of silver, so why do you want someone to stumble and make a greeting gift? Your customs are different, and it is not ours. ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "Of course I am not from this kind of poor mountain, I am from Penglai Mountain!"

The clever insect answered: "Penglai Mountain is a fairy island on the sea, where the gods live. Could it be that you are an immortal?"

"I'm not an immortal, who is an immortal?"

The fine ghost replied with disgust, and stepped forward and said, "Old fairy." We are mortals with the naked eye, we can't recognize them, and our words collide, no wonder, no wonder. ”

The two demon kings in Lotus Mountain like to associate with cultivators the most, so the little demons also respect the Taoist priests very much, not to mention that the old Taoist priest in front of him is still a fairy.

Sun Wukong pretended to say: "I won't blame you, as the saying goes: Immortals don't set foot on the earth, how can you recognize me? I came to your mountain today to live alone, and go back to Penglai Immortal Mountain with me to become an immortal." Both of you have some immortal roots, since we have met and are also destined, which of you is willing to go back with me?"

The two of them were overjoyed, and the fine ghost rushed to say: "Old fairy, I fell a little, it's kowtowed, I'll go with you!"

Not to be outdone, the clever worm shouted: "Old fairy, I'll go with you!"

"It's not impossible to go both. Sun Wukong asked knowingly, "Where did you two come from?"

"From the Lotus Cave. ”

"Where are you going?"

"On the orders of the king of my family, I went to arrest Sun Wukong. ”

"Which one to take?"

"Monkey King. ”

"But is that Monkey King who learned scriptures from Tang Sanzang?"

"But is it the Monkey King who learned scriptures from Tang Seng?"

"Exactly, exactly, does the old fairy recognize him?" the fairy was in front of him, and by chance, the two little monsters replied very happily as if they were pouring beans.

Sun Wukong pretended to be the same enemy and said: "That monkey is very rude, I know him, he has also offended me, I will go with you and help you arrest him!"

"No, old fairy, don't bother you!" "The second king of my family has a spell, and he sent three mountains to press him under the mountain, and he couldn't move an inch, and gave us two treasures to pretend that he went back." ”

"What kind of baby?"

The fine ghost also came to please and said: "Mine is a purple gold red gourd, and his is a mutton fat jade net bottle." ”

Sun Wukong came to the spirit and said, "How to pretend to him?"

Lingli insect said: "Put the bottom of this treasure to the sky, mouth to the ground, call him, if he agrees, he will put it in it, paste a post of Taishang Laojun who is as anxious as the law and order, as long as it takes a moment or three, he will turn into pus." ”

Sun Wukong was secretly surprised in his heart: "Benefits! Benefits! There are no scum left! When Gong Cao reported the news, he said that there were five treasures, but these were two, and I don't know what the other three were?

The two little demons didn't know it, took out two treasures from their sleeves, and handed them to Sun Wukong with both hands.

When Sun Wukong saw it, he secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Good thing, good thing! I just need to fly away, and these two treasures will belong to Lao Sun." ”

Then I thought again: "Grabbing things from these two little demons doesn't show Lao Sun's ability, I have to let them voluntarily give it to me, so as not to ruin Lao Sun's reputation." ”

Sun Wukong's eyes moved, and he counted on his heart. He handed the gourd and the bottle back to the little demon, and said with a look of disdain on his face: "What kind of treasure is this?

Is there a better treasure than this? The two little demons became curious and asked, "What treasure does the old fairy have?" Lend it to us mortals to see, and the treasure of the fairy family can also eliminate disasters by looking at it!"

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand behind him, plucked a hairy hair on his tail, twisted it, and turned it into a big purple gold red gourd one foot and seven inches long, took it out of his waist, and handed it to the little demon angrily: "Look at it! Isn't my gourd better than yours?"

Lingli took it in his hand, looked at it over and over, felt that it was a little light, shook his head and said: "Old fairy, your gourd is long and big, it looks good, but it is just useless." ”

"Why doesn't it work?"

The clever insect said: "Our two treasures, each of which can hold a thousand miles." ”

"What's so rare about pretending to be human? My gourd can be packed in it even for the sky!"

"Can you really pretend to be heaven?" the two little demons didn't believe it.

"Of course you can pretend to be heaven!"

"You're coaxing us, aren't you? Heaven can pretend? Unless you pretend to show us, you won't believe it!"

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Don't believe it, let me tell you, if you annoy me, you have to pretend to be him seven or eight times a month, and if you don't mess with me, you have to pretend to play with him once a year and a half!"

The two little goblins were surprised, you look at me, I look at you, and the clever worm suddenly leaned into the ear of the fine ghost and whispered: "Brother, the baby who can pretend to be in the sky, have you exchanged it with him?"

The fine ghost whispered: "How can he pretend to be a heaven and exchange it with us?"

"If he refuses, give him the jade bottle in my hand again, two for one, maybe he will will. ”

"Then I'll ask him. The fine ghost raised his head and asked Sun Wukong, "Old fairy, can you exchange our two treasures for a gourd?"

Sun Wukong said nonchalantly: "I have a lot of treasures, and this gourd is just for fun." Since I met you today, it is also fate, and I want to accept you to Penglai to cultivate immortals, so I will exchange it for you. ”

The two little demons discussed for a while, and they were still a little uncertain in their hearts, and asked again with confirmation: "Can you really pretend to be heaven?"

"Of course!" Sun Wukong said seriously, "I still lie to you two juniors, come on, I'll pretend to show you!"

"Please pretend to see! Please pretend to see!" The two little demons opened their eyes wide and watched how Sun Wukong pretended to be the sky.

Sun Wukong was not in a hurry, held the gourd on his right hand, and began to pretend to do it in a matter-of-fact manner, but secretly recited a spell, calling out the gods such as the day travel god, the night travel god, and the five directions revealing the truth, and secretly ordered: "Go and play the Jade Emperor for me, saying that the old sun took refuge in Zhengguo and protected Tang Seng to go to the west to learn scriptures. The demon's baby is powerful, and Lao Sun wants to coax him to exchange with him. Please ask the Jade Emperor to lend the sky to Lao Sun for half an hour to help me succeed. If you don't, I'll go to the Lingxiao Palace!"

Riyou God immediately went to the South Heavenly Gate, came to His Royal Highness Lingxiao to play the Jade Emperor, and said that Sun Wukong wanted to pretend to be heaven.

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "This monkey! I allowed him to be released out of the Five Elements Mountain, and followed Tang Seng to learn the scriptures, and I also sent the five directions to reveal the truth, the four values of Gong Cao and other immortals to help him, and now he is not ashamed to say that he wants to borrow the sky to pretend for him, can the sky also be pretended?"

The third prince of Nezha flashed out of the martial god class and played: "Long live, the sky can also pretend." ”

"How's it going?"

"Since the beginning of chaos, light and clear are the sky, and heavy turbidity is the earth. The sky is a group of clear air and support Yao Tiangong Que, in theory, in fact, it is difficult to pretend; but only Sun Wukong Bao Jin Cicada went west to learn the scriptures, the so-called blessing of Mount Tai, the good celebration of the sea depth, today should help him succeed. ”

"What can you do?"

"Please make a will, go to the North Heavenly Gate to find the Emperor Zhenwu to borrow the soap carving flag, and make a move at the South Heavenly Gate, covering the sun, moon and stars, the nether world is naturally dark, and there is no one on the other side, Sun Wukong can coax the monster and say that it is the sky. ”

The Jade Emperor played on the spot, Nezha invited the holy decree, came to the North Heavenly Gate to ask to see the Emperor Zhenwu, said about borrowing the flag, borrowed the soap carving flag, and came to the Pingding Mountain with the god of Riyou.

A wandering god had already descended into the ear of the great sage and said, "Prince Nezha has come to help." ”

Sun Wukong looked up and saw that there were auspicious clouds on it, and sure enough, it was Nezha standing in the clouds with a soap carving flag. Sun Wukong turned back to the little demon and said, "I really want to pretend to be the sky!"

The two little demons urged: "If you want to pretend, how can you grind?"

Sun Wukong said: "I was chanting a mantra just now!"

The two little demons both opened their round eyes and stared at the big gourd in Sun Wukong's hand.

Sun Wukong shouted, "Load!", and threw the gourd into the sky.

The two little demons opened their eyes to see how he pretended to be heavenly.

This Monkey King threw a fake gourd up. You think, how much does this hair weigh? It was blown away by the wind on the top of the mountain, and it fluttered and fluttered for half an hour before it fell.

I saw that on the Nantian Gate, Prince Nezha spread out the soap flag, covering the sun, moon and stars.

On the Nantian Gate, Nezha unfolded the soap carving flag, and the soap carving flag suddenly became larger, covering the sun, moon and stars, and the nether world was dark for a while, ten points darker than in the middle of the night when the clouds covered the sky.

The two little demons were shocked: "It's still blue and white just now, it's only noon, why is it suddenly night?"

Sun Wukong smiled: "The sky is pretended by me, of course it looks like night!"

"It's not so dark at night!"

"If you think about it, even at night, there is still a moon and stars, and there is always a little light. Now I have put the heavens in the gourd, even the sun, moon and stars, and of course it is darker than the night!"

"Old fairy, where are you talking?"

"I'm right in front of you!"

"I can't see it!" The two little demons stretched out their hands and groped for Sun Wukong, pulling his sleeves one by one, and asked, "Old fairy, where is this?"

Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh and said: "Don't move! My baby is pretending to be in the sky, if it falls and hits you, you can't afford it!"

Sun Wukong coaxed him again: "Don't move your feet, this is on the Bohai Coast, if you collapse and fall, you won't be able to reach the end in seven or eight days!"

It was pitch black in front of them, and the two little demons were scared: "Old fairy, let the sky out!"

"You believe you can pretend to be heavenly, right?"

"Believe it! Believe it! Quickly release the sky! The gourd is loaded with the sky, it is so heavy, it will be terrible if it falls!"

Sun Wukong secretly spread the voice and asked the god of Riyou to inform Nezha. As soon as Nezha put away the soap carving flag, it was a blue sky and white clouds, and the sun was just noon, shining brightly in his eyes.

Sun Wukong waved his hand and took the hairless gourd back in his hand.

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