Chapter 55: Barbecue in the Wild
Forget it, Tang Seng breathed a long sigh of relief, so be it, there's nothing to worry about.
Just now, just now, just as if you didn't see it, didn't hear it!
Otherwise, what else?
Stay, just stay, so that you can relax yourself.
For the sake of the audience!
For the monkeys!
For a wild little white dragon!
Tang Seng compromised and compromised!
"It's okay to stay, wrap up and eat, no salary...."Tang Seng folded his hands and said with a serious expression.
The little white dragon glanced at Sun Wukong, this is different from what he said, why does this monkey have a salary, I don't?
"Elder, it's okay, I don't need a salary, Brother Monkey has it, I'll spend his .....," Xiao Bailong said with a smile.
Sun Monkey's face changed, and he looked at Xiao Bailongkeng himself, but because Tang Seng was beside him, it was not easy to attack.
Can these two call it okay?
It's all spent together!
Taking a deep breath, Tang Seng glanced at Sun Monkey and said, "He, he doesn't have a salary...... Just like you..."
Now the little white dragon smiled even more happily, hehe, dead monkey, tell you to lie to me, you are not as unpaid as me.
Sun Monkey also smiled happily, looking at the little white dragon smiling, he also smiled, it is still his own master, the master is caring, knowing that I am earning hard-earned money, and carrying it for me.
Tang Seng is also laughing, smiling very happily, everyone is happy, it's good to be happy together, anyway, two free laborers!
In the blink of an eye, I saw the little white dragon turn into a white horse, standing next to Tang Seng, Tang Seng turned over and got on the horse, anyway, he felt weird, there was an indescribable feeling.
Sun Wukong led the horse and took Tang Seng all the way to the west.
The sky was getting dark, and Sun Wukong wanted to rush directly to the Xifan Hami country in front of him, but Tang Seng had to live in this mountain and was unwilling to leave.
"I said, Master, let's be in a hurry, it's good to stay in a hotel, why do we have to live in this mountain?"
"Amitabha, monkey head, as a teacher, I will tell you today, you must be diligent and thrifty, seeing that it is getting late, rush to the country of Zephan Hami, I am afraid that it is the middle of the night, why be tired of yourself, and go to send money for them?" Tang Seng clasped his hands together and muttered.
"Master, you.... Come on, then let's go hungry and sleep here....." Sun Wukong was unhappy, he chased the white horse for a long time, he hadn't eaten for more than a day, he only drank some water, and now he is hungry.
"Amitabha, Wukong, you go hunt some wild things, let's get a barbecue here today, it's also very pleasant....."
"Make your own barbecue?"
Saying this, Sun Wukong also became interested, quickly got up, and went outside to look for prey.
Tang Seng rolled up his sleeves and lit a fire.
You can't wait for Sun Wukong to do it, right?
This monkey only knows how to eat, but doesn't know how to do it, even if it can be done, it is only eaten by monkeys, and our precious Elder Tang can eat it?
The days when Ru Mao drank blood, Tang Seng didn't want to live.
So, our great leader is right, roll up your sleeves and work hard!
Yes, do it yourself!
Chop wood!
Firing!
Fetch water!
Sit back and wait for the monkeys!
In the process of working and waiting for the monkey, Tang Seng thought that it was not good, he needed to recruit another apprentice, this one apprentice was not good, and another incarnated as a horse, which was not easy to use, so he had to find another way.
Take out the pen and ink, take down the job notice hanging on the neck of the white dragon horse, and cross out the first type of work, because someone has already been recruited!
After a while, Sun Wukong returned!
I don't know what kind of wild I fought, but when I came back, I took a closer look and it turned out to be a big wild boar.
"Amitabha! good, good, let the poor monk first overdo this wild boar!" After Tang Seng finished speaking, he recited the scriptures, and Sun Wukong here was hungry and screamed.
"Brothers, you say that this thief monk is still chanting, why don't you cook or bake it....." Sun Wukong whispered to the live camera.
"Don't worry, monkey, let me pinch my fingers....."
"Monkey, you are so stupid, have you forgotten that the elder is a monk?
"Fool upstairs, the elder ate tiger meat at the beginning....."
"What I said upstairs is reasonable, it must be the elders who are testing the monkeys....."
"Test, I'll fuck the test, my grandson is going crazy with hunger...."Sun Wukong scolded.
"Upstairs and upstairs, it's all nonsense, it wasn't the elder who wanted to eat tiger meat, it was the tiger himself who dedicated himself to the elder, have you forgotten?"
"Damn, the original props group?"
"Come to think of it, the props team ....."
"No wonder, no wonder the elder is so hesitant this time....."
"Monkey, you can't guess the heart of the elder, you can't be favored....."
This special Wukong is also dumbfounded, it seems that he still doesn't know everything about this master, and he has to have a good relationship with these audience brothers, so that he can not make mistakes.
"Goku ......"
"Ai, Master, I'm ....."
"Go and help pick a few fruits for the teacher, this wild boar, I have already exceeded it, if you want to eat it, eat it......"
Sun Wukong secretly said in his heart, sure enough, the master said the same as these audiences, the monks are not fishy, I didn't expect the master to adhere to professional ethics so much, it seems that I have to find another way in the future.
"The apprentice knows, the master doesn't eat, the apprentice doesn't eat, it's really pitiful for this wild boar, I said that my master Elder Tang has an empty belly, and wants to find food, but I didn't expect this wild boar to crash into the tree and die, I brought it back, I really didn't expect the master to be merciful and not eat meat, so the apprentice will give the master to pick wild fruits......" Sun Wukong said sadly, and was about to leave.
The audience in the live broadcast room almost didn't vomit blood when they watched it, this monkey learned really fast, and he deserved to be a top actor.
"Let's ..... slowly" Sure enough, Tang Seng stopped Sun Monkey.
"What did you just say?"
"The apprentice said, if the master doesn't eat it, I won't eat it....." Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng sincerely and said deliberately.
"No, the ..... in the back" Tang Seng frowned, a little displeased, the labor and management are about to starve to death, why don't you get to the point.
Sun Wukong suddenly realized and said: "Master, this wild boar heard me say that you are hungry, he hit his head and died, and he dedicated ......his life to you."
Tang Seng was a little unconvinced, and asked, "Is this really the case?"
"That's the case!" replied Sun Monkey without hesitation.
"No matter what, it's shameful to waste food, it's even more shameful to waste so much food, and it's even more shameful to waste a piece of kindness from others, but the poor monk wants to thank this wild boar, all living beings are equal, Amitabha Buddha ....." Tang Seng stood up and bowed to the wild boar with his hands folded.
When Sun Wukong saw the play, he suddenly rejoiced in his heart and said: "Master, I'm going to pick wild fruits......"
"Hmph, come back, why do you like to waste food so much? Clean up this wild boar and make a .....barbecue for you," Tang Seng scolded.
Sun Wukong looked aggrieved and wanted to laugh, but he forcibly endured it, showing a teachable appearance, and did not dare to have a trace of disrespect.
The three masters and apprentices are ..... in the wilderness like this
No, it's the master and apprentice, and Xiao Bailong is a temporary worker, so they are having a picnic in the wild.....