"The ancients said that when the tiger entered the city, every house was closed, although it did not bite, it became bad a few days ago. Fastest update"

"Why did you lose your name a few days ago?" Jin Chanzi was puzzled.

"A few years ago, several groups of monks came to sit at the gate of the temple, and I took pity on him for being bareheaded and barefoot, and his clothes were thin, so I invited him into the abbot to sit down, entertained him for fasting, and brought him old clothes to wear, and kept him for a few days. Who knew that he was greedy for food and clothing, and didn't want to leave, so he lived there for seven or eight years. It's still small, and I do a lot of things that shouldn't be. ”

"What's the matter?"

"The roof is uncovered, the nails are pulled out on the walls, the window lattices are torn down to make fires, the door panels are taken to block the way, the banners are wrapped around the feet, the artemisia grass is secretly exchanged for agarwood, the sesame oil in the glass is poured, the bowls are snatched and the pots are grabbed, everything can be done!"

Hearing this, Jin Chanzi secretly said in his heart: "Coincidentally, my disciple is such a person, you don't keep the little monk, I think someone in the West has told me, since this is the case, the little monk is not reluctant, so that in the future, this monk will be blamed by the Bodhisattva, but he has harmed people's lives in vain, but I must stay here." ”

Jin Chanzi didn't say much, walked out, walked around the court, was not chic, and waited until he met the three apprentices at the door.

Seeing the anger on his master's face, Sun Wukong stepped forward and asked, "Master, did the monk in the temple beat you?"

Jin Chanzi was angry not that the monk did not keep himself, but that the Bodhisattva of the West was too lawless, enslaving the believers in the world in vain and not shining the light of the Buddha.

"I didn't fight. ”

Xiao Bailong added and said, "I can't beat it even if I want to." ”

Although Zhu Bajie sincerely followed Jin Cicada, his personality has not changed, he no longer knows what to do, his mouth is cheap, and he said: "I must have beaten it, you see, I cried." ”

Sun Wukong asked again: "Scolding you?"

"I didn't scold either. ”

"There was neither beating nor scolding, what are you doing so distressed? Are you homesick?"

"Nonsense, we are monks, where is there a home? There is a home everywhere, how can we still be homesick?"

"What the hell is going on?"

"Apprentice, it's not convenient for him here. Tang Seng sighed.

"Could it be that there is a Taoist priest living here?"

"There are Taoist priests in the temple, and there are only monks in the temple. ”

"Since you are a monk, you are just like us. As the saying goes, even under the Buddha's meeting, they are all destined people. You sit and wait for my grandson to come in and have a look. ”

Jin Chanzi and others are Sun Wukong's majesty, the monk and the official still left five masters and apprentices, and the people in the West will inevitably blame in the future, if Sun Wukong forcibly occupies it, the Bodhisattva has nothing to say.

Good Monkey King, press the golden hoop on the top, tie a bundle around the waist, hold the iron rod, go to the Daxiong Treasure Hall, point to the three Buddha statues and say: "You are a clay sculpture and gold costume fake, how can you have no sense inside? My old grandson Bao led the Tang Dynasty holy monks to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for the true scriptures, and I came here tonight to stay here, and sign up with me as soon as possible! If you don't leave me waiting, you will break the golden body with a stick and teach you to return the original appearance of the soil!"

Since Sun Wukong followed the golden cicada and did this act against the sky, he naturally did not put the gods and Buddhas in his eyes, not to mention this clay statue of the Bodhisattva? There is no respectful words in his words, which can be regarded as extremely arrogant.

There is a little monk who burns evening incense in the hall, lights a few incense, and is walking to the Buddha statue to insert incense in the incense burner.

Sun Wukong leaned over and screamed "duh" in his mouth, and the little monk was suddenly frightened and fell in fright. got up and was about to curse, when he saw Sun Wukong's face, he fell down again, and ran into the abbot in a panic and reported: "Master!

The old monk said angrily: "I told him to go to the front corridor to squat for one night, and what did he come to report?

The little monk gasped and said, "Master, this monk is different from the previous monk, he looks vicious!"

"What does it look like?"

"Round eyes, pointed ears, a face full of hair, a thunderous mouth, holding an iron rod in his hand, gritting his teeth loudly, looking for someone to fight!"

When the monk heard this, he remembered the Bodhisattva's explanation, and secretly said that he was going to suffer, and he was really suffering from this mourning star, and said: "How can this be reasonable! What monk dares to come to me to spread wilderness! Wait for me to go out and have a look!"

The old monk stood up and was about to go out, when Sun Wukong had already rushed over. The old monk raised his eyes and looked: My mother, it's really ugly, seven high and eight low faces, two yellow eyes, protruding forehead, fangs exposed, like a crab, the flesh grows inside, and the bones grow outside!

The old monk was so frightened that he turned around and ran, the little monk followed, and the two of them retreated into the room in a panic and closed the abbot's door.

Sun Wukong rushed over, kicked the door through a big hole, and yelled: "Hurry up and clean a thousand clean houses, Lao Sun wants to sleep!"

Sun Wukong's appearance was already scary enough, and he rushed over and kicked the door through, and as the door broke, a terrible roar like a wolf roar sounded, and the old monk and official were frightened.

The old monk was even frightened, hid in the room and shivered, and said to the little monk: "No wonder he looks ugly, it turns out that he has become like this when he talks big." Hey, I have less than 300 houses here, including the abbot, the Buddha hall, the bell and drum tower, and the two corridors, but he wants a thousand rooms to sleep, where can I get them?"

The little monk was also frightened: "Master, I am also a scared person, and I have no idea." ”

The old monk thought about it, but he didn't think of a good way, so he had to bite the bill and said to the door in a good voice: "Elder who is staying overnight, my small barren mountain is inconvenient, and I dare not stay overnight, please go to another place to stay!"

Sun Wukong made the stick as thick as a basin, like a pillar supporting the sky, and erected it straight in the patio, and said coldly: "Monk! It's inconvenient, you just move out!"

The old monk trembled and numb, and said to the little monk: "We have lived in the temple since we were children, and the master passed it on to the master, and the master passed it on to us, and we also passed it on to our children and grandchildren, and he told us to move, what should we do?"

"Master, there's really no way, just move out, the pillar is about to enter the door!"

"We have four or five hundred monks, young and old, where are we moving?

"Monk, there's nowhere to move, just find someone to come out and beat him!" Sun Wukong shouted coldly outside.

The old monk said to the little monk: "Go out and beat him up!"

The little monk panicked: "My grandfather! It's such a big pillar, tell me to go and beat a stick!"

"Raise soldiers for a thousand days, use them for a while, you go out and let him beat a stick!" the old monk urged.

Where did the little monk dare to go, he said in fear: "Don't say that the pillar is coming, even if it falls, it will be crushed into meat paste!"

"Hey, yes, don't talk about pressure, it's just standing in the patio, walking at night, I don't remember, I hit a big hole on my head!" the old monk sighed.

"Master, you know it's so heavy, and you want to ask me to go out and beat him up?"

The two of them were arguing inside, Sun Wukong sneered in his heart, and secretly thought: "That's right, even if they touch it, they can't help it." If I kill one of them with a stick, Master will blame me for murder again. Don't hit people, I'll find something else to call them!"

There was a stone lion outside the abbot's door, Sun Wukong raised the golden hoop stick, and when he went down, there was a loud bang on the ground, and the stone lion was beaten into powder.

The people in the house saw it through the broken door, and they were scared to the core.

"Grandpa, the stick is heavy...... The stick is heavy! You can't beat it...... Convenient! Convenient......" The old monk crawled under the bed in a panic, begging for mercy incoherently.

The little monk moved quickly, and went straight into the cabinet early.

"Okay, since it's convenient, I won't hit you. Sun Wukong put the stick up again and asked, "Monk, let me ask you: How many monks are there in this temple?"

The old monk replied tremblingly: "There are two hundred and eighty-five rooms in front and behind, and there are a total of five hundred monks with degrees. ”

Sun Wukong said expressionlessly: "Okay, you go and order all the five hundred monks, go out in long clothes, take my Tang Dynasty master in, and I won't beat you." ”

"Grandpa, as long as you don't fight, you have to come in!" When the old monk heard that he would not fight, he hurriedly responded.

"Don't go yet!" Sun Wukong shouted.

The old monk turned his head and called the little monk: "Go quickly! Don't say that you are scared, even if you are scared, you have to go and call everyone over for me to pick up the old man Tang Seng and come in." ”

The little monk was helpless, and did not dare to open the door to go out, so he had to get out of the dog hole behind him, and came to the main hall, playing drums in the east and bells in the west, and the bells and drums rang chaotically, calling out the monks and monks in the corridors on both sides.

The monks came up to the temple and asked, "It's so late, do you still have to do the evening class, and what are you doing by hitting the bell and beating the drum?"

"Hurry, hurry, change into long clothes, line up with the master, and go outside the door to greet the master from the Tang Dynasty!"

When the monks heard him say seriously, it seemed that a big man had come, and they all hurriedly went back and dressed neatly and came to the abbot of the old monk.

Sun Wukong saw that some were wearing robes, some were wearing shirts, the poorer ones were wearing a bell straight jacket, and the poorer ones didn't have long clothes, so they picked up the waist skirt and put two cloths on their bodies.

Sun Wukong looked at the man wearing strips of cloth and asked, "Monk, what kind of clothes are you wearing?"

When the monk heard that the wicked man was going to beat someone, he replied in horror: "Grandpa, don't beat me, listen to me: I am poor, I have no straight clothes, let alone a robe, which I made in the city, and there is no tailor, I made it myself." ”

Sun Wukong laughed secretly, escorted a group of monks, asked the old monk to lead the team in front, led out of the temple gate, and knelt down in front of the golden cicada to greet him.

"Master Tang, please come in! Please come in! Sit in the abbot!" The old monk kowtowed to Tang Seng.

Zhu Bajie laughed and said: "Master, you are really useless! You went to spend the night, and when you came out, your eyes were teary and you had an oil bottle hanging on your mouth." How come Brother Monkey has a way to tell them to kowtow to pick them up?"

"Haven't you heard that ghosts are also afraid of wicked people?" Jin Chanzi replied to Zhu Bajie, seeing so many monks kowtowing and bowing, he was a little embarrassed, and stepped forward and said, "Everyone, please get up!"

The monks kowtowed again: "Master, please say something convenient to your apprentice, as long as he doesn't move the stick, we can kneel for a month!"

Jin Chanzi turned his head and ordered: "Wukong, don't hit them!"

"I didn't fight, I want to fight, and I've already broken the roots at this point. ”

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