Chapter 0027 The Unconvinced God of Food
Li Jing, the Heavenly King who roared in the sky, everyone knew that the next moment would be the time for him to break out, and it would be a blow with all his might, and it would be difficult for anyone in the heavenly court to catch it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Chen Yi naturally understood that this violent temper and force were good, and even the Jade Emperor wanted to give him three points. Therefore, we can't let this thing explode, otherwise I don't know how it will die.
So, Chen Yi took the initiative and shouted angrily: "Roar wool, roar! You are louder than the voice, aren't you? Shut up! You want to cry and go home to find your mother! Shame is not ashamed?"
Not to mention, this trick really worked, immediately shut up Li Jing, and looked at Chen Yi with a confused expression, not understanding what the hell was going on.
Not only Li Jing, but everyone present was unaware. Who is this monk, not to mention the outrageous official position that made the Jade Emperor canonized, and he shocked Li Jing with a roar, which is really rare in the world.
Even the Jade Emperor was stunned, this Tang Seng was really bold. Li Jing was furious, and even he, the Jade Emperor, was a little weak-hearted. But what about Tang Seng? instead, he angrily reprimanded, it's amazing!
The most important thing is that he is still a half-immortal mortal, if Li Jing smashes it with one punch, it is estimated that he will have to be crushed, and even the Yuan Shen will have to be scattered, and it is impossible to reincarnate.
Chen Yi didn't give Li Jing a chance to come back to his senses, and continued to shout: "What's wrong with calling you by name? Your mother named you, not for shouting? Also, jealous of Lao Tzu's official position being higher than you, then you roar at the Jade Emperor, why do you have the courage to do this?"
The last sentence had the highest gold content, and Li Jing was stumped all of a sudden. He is only a Heavenly King, and he is a subordinate of the Jade Emperor, how dare he contradict it? However, this monk is too arrogant, and he must find out what the reason is. If he has no background, he will die one day!
Thinking of this, Li Jing saluted the Jade Emperor again and said: "Your Majesty, this person is more arrogant and rude than the monkey five hundred years ago, and I ask Your Majesty to tell me who this monk is and what he is capable of." ”
Chen Yi spoke first: "Do you want to investigate whether I have a background? No need to investigate, I'll tell you now, Sun Wukong is my apprentice, do you understand? As for what ability you have, you just think about it." ”
As soon as they heard that Sun Wukong was the apprentice of this monk, the gods were dumb. They have seen with their own eyes the power of Sun Wukong, and no one in the heavenly court can match it. This person is Sun Wukong's master, and he is even more powerful, and to provoke him is to kill himself.
Even Li Jing himself didn't dare to mess around, and was speechless for a while.
Chen Yi touched his bald head, and said with a smile: "However, the poor monk still has a powerful skill, that is, cooking, the most powerful cooking ...... in the Three Realms and Five Elements."
"Wha!"
A loud laugh was heard, and a guy with a top hat was seen coming out of the crowd. But looking at that virtue, I'm really a little too sorry for the audience.
This person is only 1.5 meters tall at most, and his skin is still very dark, and he looks spicy and ugly. In the tall hat, and the long chef's suit, how to look awkward.
Chen Yi wondered, what does this Nima mean? Just this style, it is also the god of food in the heavenly court? No wonder those immortals are like crazy strong food, it seems that there is really a provenance.
Don't say anything else, it was given by his parents, and he can't be blamed. But such a short man, he doesn't choose other professions, but chooses to be a chef, what kind of trouble is he doing?
Chen Yi couldn't help laughing, looked down at the kitchen god and said, "Little one, you are the god of food?"
"Hmph, count you as having a bit of vision!" The god of food was very arrogant: "The old man is the god of food who is in charge of the food of the gods, and he is the first chef of the Three Realms. Even you, a bald monk, dare to deceive Your Majesty, you just don't know how tall or short you are!"
"Poof!"
Chen Yi finally couldn't help it, but he still sprayed the god of food on his face, and laughed: "I really don't know who gave you the courage to talk about height in front of so many big people." Anyway, you wear this hat just to increase your height, why isn't it green?"
The god of food is still arrogant: "Who said there is no green hat? Except for this, the old man wears a green hat every day!"
"Ahem, cough, cough!" Chen Yi was almost choked to death by his own saliva, and gave a thumbs up to the god of food: "You really have the courage, in the Three Realms, Lao Tzu will obey you!"
"Waha......"
The gods couldn't help laughing, even the Jade Emperor almost fell off the throne with laughter, and pointed at the God of Food: "God of Food, you are really kind, your wife bought you so many green hats, I don't know why?"
"That's it. Another god said, "With the appearance of you, how can the son born be so tall, white, and handsome? How can he be so like me...... Ahem! When I didn't say it. ”
The god seemed to have discovered what he had exposed, so he quickly shut up, and lied that something was wrong, and hurriedly left the main hall.
At this time, no matter how stupid the god of food is, he knows what is going on, and he is so angry that he wants to kill the god. But everyone has run away, where can he find it? Even if he finds it, he can't beat them.
The only one who can get angry is this dead monk, because anyone can see that this bald head is just a half-immortal, and there is no magic at all, and pinching him is a matter of waving his hand. I don't understand, Li Jingwei didn't do it for a long time.
But now, the God of Food is not thinking about why Li Jing didn't do it, what he wants is to find someone to vent his anger. So, he saluted the Jade Emperor and shouted: "Your Majesty, I want to fight alone, I want to fight this monk alone! No one is allowed to stop me!"
Chen Yi smiled faintly and said, "Little bit, do you mean that kind of heads-up? is it fighting, or cooking?"
"All of them!" shouted the god of food, "I'll beat you so that you can't cook...... No, it's so beaten that you can't eat! Monk, eat me a scoop!"
Just say fight, it seems that this short man is not lightly angry.
Chen Yi didn't dare to greet him, he knew that with his current strength, any true god could abuse himself every minute, including this little man.
Therefore, Chen Yi activated the 'stealth' attribute of the brocade robe, hurriedly dodged, and disappeared all at once, making the God of Food lose its target. Even the Jade Emperor and the others were frowning and looking serious.
Especially Li Jing, he felt a little chill in his back.
I can clearly feel that this person is still there, but I don't know where it is, which is the most fatal thing. If you can't find your opponent in any direction, how can you fight?
The god of food was panicked and angry, and shouted: "Monk, you come out for me, I promise not to kill you!"
"Really?"
Chen Yi opened his mouth lightly, closed the 'stealth' attribute of the brocade robe, and appeared three meters in front of the God of Food, the corners of his mouth raised, and a wicked smile on his face. At the same time, he lifted his rice bowl.
"I'll invite you to dinner!" Chen Yi said again, and then activated the Purple Gold Bowl's 'Rice Ball Attack' attribute to see how powerful it was.
Kiss!
With a crisp sound, a large lump of rice balls flew out of the purple gold bowl, two laps larger than the head of the god of food. And it's so fast that before the God of Food has even been shown, it has already hit his face.
Bang!
There was a muffled sound, and the god of food fell to the ground, his nose smashed to the side, and his face was full of pain. I wanted to scream, but unfortunately my mouth was stuffed with white rice and I couldn't speak.