Lu Guanzhong listened carefully to the movement in the pool through the fire silk, but the pool was extremely calm, and he didn't know what Zhang Xianzhong and the Heavenly King Army were doing in it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Xianzhong ...... Could it be drowned?" Lu Guanzhong said in a low voice.

"That phaseless Guanyin will be so angry that he vomits blood. Xiao Bei said expressionlessly.

Neither of them knew why, but they didn't dare to act rashly, so they continued to lurk on the sidelines, watching coldly.

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Zhang Xianzhong heard what Wuxiang Guanyin said, and most of the doubts in his heart were solved, but he still felt resentment, and said angrily: "Then my soldiers are very innocent, why do you want to tire them to die tragically?"

Wuxiang Guanyin said calmly: "Once you will succeed, since they choose to follow you, they must have put their own life and death out of the way." And they also have the dove magpie magic skills passed on by the people of the Guanyin Pavilion in their bodies, although the skills are not deep, but they are also quite protective. Most of them were seriously injured and did not die. After the last two rounds of testing, they will be transformed into your go-to warriors. ”

Zhang Xianzhong was overjoyed, and immediately arched his hand and said: "Guanyin's great kindness, I am grateful...... It's just that now that we are seriously injured and unable to fight again, can we ask Master Guanyin to give us another elixir to help us recover from our injuries?"

Wuxiang Guanyin chuckled lightly and said, "Look at your whole body, but there are still some scars?"

Zhang Xianzhong hurriedly looked at himself, only to see that the black feathers on his elbows and knees had disappeared, and the blood stains on his body had been wiped out. He moved his hands and feet, only to feel that his limbs were extremely flexible, and the internal force he had obtained before was still surging.

Zhang Xianzhong bowed on the spot, kowtowed heavily and said: "Guanyin Master is supremely powerful, please accept the villain's worship." ”

Wuxiang Guanyin's voice was ethereal, and she said, "The enemy you will face next may not be the most ferocious, but it is definitely the most difficult to deal with, so you can do it yourself......" As she spoke, her figure gradually faded and dissipated into the water.

"By the way, I'm in the water, why don't I get angry at all, and I can still talk?" Zhang Xianzhong said.

Suddenly, he felt that the water around him began to become turbulent, and his whole body was twisted and twisted, and he desperately paddled his limbs, trying to escape from the turbulence, but he could not use his strength at all, and after a while, his body was like a reed in a stream, swinging with the waves. Immediately, the turbulence turned into a whirlpool and sucked him in. He turned his head and feet around him a few times, left and right, and suddenly he stepped on the ground.

He took a look at himself and found that his clothes were as clean as new, and that there was not a drop of water on his hair. Looking around again, he found that he was in a golden and brilliant temple, the sky was purple and purple, the dragon was flying and the phoenix was dancing, and there were gold and silver furnaces and jade pillars and stone platforms beside him. His Heavenly King Army was scattered in all directions, all intact, looking around blankly, with an expression of disbelief.

Zhang Xianzhong was ecstatic, rushed forward, hugged the soldiers one by one, and muttered: "Great, there is no endless road to heaven, and that Wuxiang Guanyin really didn't lie to me." ”

The soldiers escaped death, seeing that the coach was inexplicably excited, they were also unable to suppress themselves, and they shed tears of joy, hugged each other, and celebrated their new lives.

Suddenly, a charming voice came from the largest hall in the middle, saying, "Is it Zhang Xianzhong, a grass man from northern Shaanxi?"

Zhang Xianzhong looked up at the top of the jade steps, and saw several strong men carrying a spacious sedan chair, which was made of wood, the color was nearly silver, and the fragrance was pervasive. There was no lid on it, only a gold-threaded chair, in which sat a woman, dressed in tulle, exposing her arms and chest, and the rest of her body looming.

The woman's appearance was indescribable, dreamlike, as if she had been supremely favored by the Creator, and her facial features were made of the highest standard, suffocating in exquisiteness. But once she looked away, she could no longer remember her appearance, as if she was so beautiful that she could not leave a trace in the mortal mind.

Zhang Xianzhong was dumbfounded, he couldn't take his eyes off it anymore, and saliva kept flowing from the corners of his mouth, as if he had lost his soul.

Not only him, but all his subordinates were just like him, as if their souls had been seduced by this woman.

The woman sighed lightly and said, "I asked you, why didn't you answer me?"

Zhang Xianzhong immediately stood like a thunderbolt, and said with a straight chest: "It's not the grass people below, but the eight kings of the world, what do the fairies have to say?"

When his soldiers heard that he was able to answer this woman, they couldn't help but show jealousy, and at the same time their bodies trembled and were ready to move.

The woman shook her head and said, "King Caokou, there is no difference in my eyes, but since you are here, you are destined to me, as long as you do one thing for me, I will let you be my husband and share the immortal blessings in this dome and jade." ”

As soon as she said this, everyone present was shocked, and everyone's eyes showed a fierce light and shot at Zhang Xianzhong.

Zhang Xianzhong's face was fanatical and said: "No matter what, Zhang will do it for you." ”

The woman's eyebrows showed a sad look, and she said, "Let me smile." ”

Zhang Xianzhong repeated in surprise: "Make you laugh?"

The woman said solemnly, "Exactly." Not only you, but all the men in the room, as long as they can make me laugh, can be my husband. ”

As soon as she said this, it caused a sensation in the crowd. The soldiers erupted in an uproar, exchanging words with each other. After a short time, many of the soldiers seemed to have made up their minds, and their faces showed a sad expression, and if they did not succeed, they would become benevolent, and many of them thought to themselves, "This woman is so beautiful that she is not so beautiful, and if she really smiles, will she not immediately become an immortal?" Even if I cannot become her husband, it will not be in vain to see such a miracle in the world. ”

Just when everyone was thinking about it, suddenly a person rushed out of the crowd and stood under the jade steps. Zhang Xianzhong took a closer look and found that this person was his general Pu Zhongxin.

Pu Zhongxin coughed twice and stammered, "Fairy...... Listen to me......"

He paused, took a deep breath, and said, "Once upon a time there was a eunuch ......"

When it came to this, he pretended to be profound and kept silent.

The woman's face was covered with frost, and she turned her head away, as if she were extremely impatient.

Seeing that this woman didn't speak, Pu Zhongxin was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Fairy, you should ask at this moment: 'What about below?' and then I will answer: 'There is no more.' After that, he felt funny, and immediately held his stomach and laughed wildly.

He hadn't laughed a few times, when suddenly Zhang Xianzhong hit him with an ear bracket and beat him up, and then scolded: "Mother, it's okay if you rob the old woman, and you still say such a boring joke, even Lao Tzu can't listen to it! ”

The soldiers had already felt that this joke was extremely ugly, and when they saw Pu Zhongxin being beaten, they were all very happy, and they couldn't help but applaud secretly.

Zhang Xianzhong straightened his appearance, walked to the front of the jade steps, and said politely: "Fairy, can you tell me a nursery rhyme." ”

The fairy on the sedan chair turned her head and nodded, "Say it." ”

Zhang Xianzhong's face was remembrance, his voice was low, and he began his narration.

"Once upon a time there was a huge kingdom in the land of Shenzhou, and it was said that its territory was so vast that it reached the end of heaven and earth. Its king is diligent and wise, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. It's heavenly. ”

"But at some point the king provoked the Creator, and the Creator condemned the beautiful woman of a kingdom, and commanded him to tempt the king, and to seek an opportunity to disturb the government and bring harm to the world. ”

When Zhang Xianzhong said this, the fairy on the sedan chair suddenly showed a look of attention, her eyes were staring at Zhang Xianzhong's face, and her body trembled, as if her heart was in turmoil.

Zhang Xianzhong continued: "Since the woman got this life, she did her best to use all her strength to fascinate the king. The king became ignorant of the government, lascivious, credulous, and far from virtuous people, and for a time the people in the country were not able to make a living, and the people were in turmoil. ”

The fairy on the sedan chair covered her jade mouth with her hands, her eyes were full of tears, and she stood up at some point, looking embarrassed.

Zhang Xianzhong didn't seem to see it, still immersed in his own narrative.

But the woman was now in a love affair, and she fell in love with the king's son and nephew, and both of them loved each other so deeply that they could not extricate themselves, but she was burdened with a heavy responsibility and could not walk away with her sweetheart. As if she was suffering in hell every day, her thoughts were very different from what she said, and in the long run, she became in a trance and her face was haggard. One day, she made an irreparable mistake. ”

The fairy on the sedan chair had turned her head at this moment, her face was painful, and she didn't seem to dare to listen anymore.

Zhang Xianzhong's tone suddenly changed, and his speed of speech increased, and he said: "That woman has been entangled with that king for a day, and suddenly said: 'Emperor, I want you to promise me one thing. ’”

"Then the king wondered, 'What is it that you need to ask me?'"

"The woman could no longer hide her heart, and said firmly: 'I want to sleep with Bo Yikao. ’”

To her surprise, the king did not seem to be angry, but thought for a moment, and then smiled and said, 'Yes, but you must promise me one condition. ’”

"The woman was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, 'What are the conditions?'"

"The king did not answer, but showed the words under his crotch, and said, 'Lick and see.' ’”

"The woman didn't hesitate, she stuck out her tongue and licked it, and after licking it, she frowned and said, 'How does it smell like a boyi exam?'"

"The king laughed and said, 'Just now he begged me to do the same thing as you, and I made the same terms to him. ’”

The woman thought for a moment, suddenly realized, and smiled. ”

Zhang Xianzhong stopped the narrative when he talked about this, and looked at the fairy on the sedan chair triumphantly, full of confidence.

There was silence in the hall, a cold wind blew, and beads of sweat appeared on the heads of the soldiers, all of whom were shocked by this shameless and obscene joke.

"That's enough!" the fairy in the sedan chair couldn't bear it any longer, her face turned pale, and she suddenly slapped the armrest, and said coquettishly, "You don't have to tell such disgusting jokes to make me laugh. I am cursed by Heaven to never laugh for the rest of my life. Only by taking the Seven Exquisite Hearts can this curse be lifted. Now one of you has these seven exquisite hearts in your heart, if you want to make me laugh, go and find out these seven exquisite hearts!"