Volume B Jiangzhou's Fishing Fire Mao Hui Jiuli
"I'm your big brother, you have to listen to me. ”
"Look, you shit, don't get out of here quickly, disturb the labor and management. ”
The bed was slightly cool, and it was another sleepless night......
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The Shen Mansion has distinguished guests today.
It's none other than that......
"Tut-tut, how can you say that a Sima is also a six-grade official, this mansion is really. The visitor sighed and shook his head, "It's insulting, it's insulting." Before he entered the house, he heard the familiar word "Sven".
Han Xuezhi rubbed his calloused hands, and when he saw that there were other people in the house, he coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment, put his hands behind his back, and swaggered in.
Shen Liushu stepped forward and said, "Han is a good scholar." ”
Han Xuezhi nodded, and snorted, it was a return gift, compared to what he had seen in the West Building before, his attitude was very arrogant.
Shen Liushu is not annoyed, after all, there is a request for people, if this poem asks Yin Honghong, I am afraid that it will not be able to get half a good, and it will be calculated, but if it is a pedant, it is estimated that a few delicious meals can be solved, why not.
"Pestro, please. Shen Liushu had already prepared a table of sumptuous wine and meat.
"Don't think that the reader is a snake, it is insulting to Sven, it is really insulting to Sven. Although Han Xuexue said this, his subordinates were not merciful at all, and between the wind and clouds, this table full of dishes was left upside down.
Han Xuezhi touched his stomach, "Scholars only eat seven points full." ”
"Hiccup~"
Shen Liushu is not broken, he is a pedant, and he is well versed in the truth of eating people's soft mouths and short hands.
"Okay, Lord Shen, it's not really as simple as just having a meal, right?"
Shen Liushu was not hypocritical, and arched his hand, "The younger generation does have something to ask for." ”
"No need to talk. "Han Xuexue really patted his ass and left.
hit a bull's nose head-on, and the chicken leg in the old Taoist priest's hand was knocked to the ground.
Han Xuexue's newly changed clothes were also stained with oil, and he shouted insulting Sven, but he saw that the person who came turned out to be ......
"Old bachelor!?"
"Han Ergou!?"
The two actually knew each other.
In the blink of an eye, I saw two afterimages whistling by, and the two old men who were too old actually scuffled to the ground.
One pulls his beard, the other pulls his hair.
The two old guys are fighting with red faces and red ears, and they don't give in to each other, and neither of them is willing to take half a step back.
Obviously, most of the soil is buried, but when you turn over the old accounts, you still look like a child, admitting death and not being ambiguous.
"Fifty years ago, you stole chicken legs from other people. Did I carry it for you!" Han Xuexue thinks that he is a scholar, and he pays attention to a rational character in life and work.
The old god stick didn't think so, "You're embarrassed to say it." You peeked at the widow of the king of the village taking a bath and was chased by her men all over the street, didn't I settle it for you?!"
"You still have the face to mention, you old immortal bachelor, didn't you say that there are monsters at the entrance of the village to talk about selling, can I go?"
"Okay, you are a second dog, you covet the beauty of the widow of the king, don't say that it blames the old man, you deserve to fail. ”
"Ahh
The old god stick refused, "No." ”
Han Xuexue looked excited, and spat flew, "You are still quibbling, there was such a chicken in the whole village that year, you didn't steal it, so where did you get the chicken leg you ate that day? Obviously, you stole it, and besides, do scholars care about a chicken? Stealing chickens and touching dogs, phew!"
"How many times have you said it, the chicken flew into the pot and scalded to death, I'm afraid of wasting it, so I burned it, I didn't know it was yours before, and you didn't know if it was more fragrant than me before, the sound of the chirp. ”
"You!"
"Thirty Years Ago......"
"Twenty Years ...... Ago"
Forehead...... Shame.
After arguing for about half an hour, Xu was tired and had a dry mouth. During this period, Shen Liushu tried to persuade him, and the result can be imagined.
The old god panted in a hoarse voice, "Han Ergou, what are you doing here?"
Han Xuexue naturally can't say that he came here to cheat and eat and drink, his brain turned, he was obviously tired, and he had to be majestic, "Scholars accept apprentices, can you manage it?" ”
"I'll call your grandmother an old flower, and I also accept apprentices. Just like you, others are blind or stupid to recognize you as a master. The old god stick didn't know where to conjure a chicken leg and stuffed it into Han Xuexue's nose.
"You!" The two have quarreled for most of their lives, but Han Xuexue has never asked for a favor in the hands of the old god, and he held back for a long time and popped out a few words, "Insulting Sven, really insulting Sven." ”
"You just say Sven, where do you get so many Svens every day to humiliate you. The old god stick said Shen Liushu's heart.
"I'll tell you the old bachelor, I've taken this kid. ”
"That's not going to work, this kid has to be my precious apprentice's husband. The woman behind her snorted with a snort.
Only then did Shen Liushu see the girl who made him think about it day and night, his lips moved slightly, but his voice was drowned out in a burst of insults.
"You're robbing, robbing. It's insulting, it's insulting!"
"That's right, I just robbed it, what do you do with me. ”
Xiucai met a soldier, and it was unreasonable.
Han Xuezhi snorted coldly, "You! insult Sven! This Jiuli boy, the labor and management have been settled." ”
These are two old pimpies.
"Wait, what are you talking about, Jiuli?" the old god stick grasped the point.
Han Xuexue knew that he was speechless, and he was busy changing his words, "What is it, the reader doesn't know." ”
The old god stick naturally didn't believe him, and turned around and grinned at Shen Liushu, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth.
Goo-dong. There was a sense of foreboding.
said that it was too late, but with just one step, the old god stick grabbed Shen Liushu with his greasy rough hands, and put his hands up and down.
There were still words in his mouth, "Well, that's good." ”
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Four people sat around.
Although the old god stick and Han Xuexue do not deal with each other, it is still clear which is more important than the other.
His brows were furrowed at this time, and he was unprecedentedly serious, "Jiuli is not a trivial matter, although it is a preliminary estimate, it does not rule out the possibility of misjudgment." ”
Jiuli, Jiuli, Jiuli. He had heard too much Jiuli this month, even if Yin Honghong had explained, he was still very confused, "Dare to ask the two seniors, how do you tell that the junior is Jiuli? ”
The old god stick has always spoken directly, "No, there is no way at all." ”
Han Xuexue also shook his head.
"Wait, if there is, there really is such a way. The old god stick smiled grimly at Han Xue, "Take out your Qi Sea Silver Needle." ”
Han Xuezhi didn't understand what he meant, and subconsciously covered his chest, "No." I didn't bring it. ”
"How is it possible, aren't you usually the most precious this, you have to hold it when you sleep, how can you not take it. "The old god stick really understands Han Xue.
Han Xue said hesitantly, "I went out today, changed my clothes, and fell into another dress. Yes, it just fell. ”
Liu Er also stepped forward to persuade, "Please also ask the seniors to cut their love, if there is anything to help in the future, the young master and I will go all out." ”
Shen Liushu also nodded.
Han Xuejiu was a good-faced person, and seeing that everyone said so, he slowly took out a piece of white cloth from his arms, and lifted it layer after layer, revealing an ordinary silver needle no more than the size of his thumb.
The old god was quick and snatched it, "It's really a day by day." ”
Leaving Han Xuezhi alone with a heart gentry, a little resentful woman who had been wronged, "That's the guy who reads to save his life." ”
"Okay, okay, it's a big deal, next time you peek at the widow Wang taking a bath, the old man will help you carry it, how about it? The old god reassured.
"Fuck off, how many years has the widow been gone. ”
Woo woo! Han Xuexue was extremely aggrieved.
Shen Liushu bowed, "Thank you seniors for cutting love, and your juniors will repay you in the future." ”
"Stinky boy, leave him alone, look, the widow is taking a bath!" the old god stick suddenly pointed out.
"Seniors, juniors are not good at this, you still say it directly. Without waiting for Shen Liushu to finish speaking, he only heard a snap, and the old god stick directly knocked him unconscious.
Pick up the silver in his hand and slam it at his neck.
After a while, I pulled it out and saw that it was only half black?
The dark clouds between the old god's eyebrows can't be lifted and can't be dispersed.
Night.
"Young Master, you're awake. Shen Liushu opened his eyes and saw this lovely person, and there was indescribable joy in his heart.
Liu Er pouted and complained, looking very cute, "That old man is really good, and he doesn't have a serious start." ”
Shen Liushu was still grateful to the old god stick for helping back then, "Sister Liu'er, the seniors are also kind. ”
"The old man didn't mean it. "The old god stick has a different kind of affection for chicken legs, in his words: the husband cultivates himself and eats chicken legs.
Shen Liushu stood up and said, "Dare to ask seniors, what kind of needle is this?"
"Soul Rejuvenation Needle. "Han Xuexue is very aggrieved.
Tyrannical creatures!
Alas, Han Xuexue is so heartbroken!
The old god stick ignored him, gnawed on the chicken leg and said slowly, "This Qi Sea Silver Needle is also called the Soul Returning Needle, which is the work of the ghost hand known as the medical immortal. There are a total of three Qi Haiyin needles, one was used by the ghost hand to save his confidant, one is missing, and the other one is what you just used. Don't underestimate this needle, as long as the person still has a breath, he can save it. Ghost Hand once said, 'Hades wants him to die on the third watch, but I will keep him until the fifth watch.'" ”
A good Hades wanted him to die in the third watch, and I left him until the fifth watch, this ghost hand is arrogant. No wonder Han Xuezhi said that this was the guy who saved his life, and having this Qi Haiyin Needle in his hand was indeed a multiplicity of guarantees.
"One of the main materials used to create the Qihai Silver Needle is the Zhushan Iron, which is a little special, that is, if it is contaminated with Jiuli blood, it will be black, and no one knows the reason. ”
If it was just to use that mountain iron was indeed a bit tyrannical, Shen Liushu was curious, "Is that junior Jiuli?"
The old god was silent, and took out a half-black silver needle.
"Senior, what am I?" Shen Liushu was puzzled.
Shen Liushu was very surprised, "Half Jiuli?"
"That's right, half a Jiuli. "It's the first time I've encountered this situation, and I don't know how to explain it for a while.
Han Xuezhi put his hands behind his back, stroked his beard a few inches, appeared at the right time, coughed a few times, and cleared his throat, "As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and rat sons can make holes, you are now like this dragon gave birth to a Jiao, although it is also a dragon, but this bloodline is not so pure." ”
"Do you understand that? Let the old man come. "The two have never dealt with each other, and at this time the kung fu is fighting again, "It's like a dog from this family and a dog from another family gave birth to a dog that is not their own dog."
Liu Er really couldn't stand it, "How can anyone compare people to dogs." ”
"That's it, it's insulting. Han Xue agreed.
"Ahh ”
The two of them blew their beards and stared.
Bah!
I don't know who started it.
Bah!
For a moment, the spit was like a flying star.
Shen Liushu and Liu Er looked at each other and smiled, waving their hands helplessly.
These two old living treasures.
The old god turned his words and asked, "By the way, what about the burden that the female doll of the Tantai family gave you?"
Shen Liushu saw that the old god stick had a serious face, and he didn't bother to ask him how he knew about it, so he took out the baggage.
Flipping through the miscellaneous items inside, seemingly aimless, until he took out a yellow book, his face could not hide his joy.
"What is this, let the reader find out first. When Han Xueji saw the fine cover and the agarwood of history wafting in, he couldn't hold back the desire in his heart for a long time, and a pair of veteran hands were about to take it.
The old god stick sighed in his heart, this girl really moved her mind. I don't know whether intentionally or unintentionally, I threw the chicken leg bones that I had just gnawed, impartially, and it just happened to fall into Han Xuexue's hands.
"Stinky boy, do you want to learn martial arts?" the old god stick thought about it again and again, but decided to ask him what he meant.
Without waiting for Shen Liushu to answer, Han Xueshu had already washed his hands, "It's useless, he can't learn it." Half of Jiuli is waste. I can't learn anything. ”
"Why do you say you can't learn, even if it's half a Jiuli, that physique is incomparable to ordinary people, and the old man feels that he can learn. The old god cocked his nose and played a trick.
"What is the wild goose cloud spectrum, I think you, an old bachelor, know better than a scholar. Han Xuezhi smiled proudly: Hmph, you also have a time when you look away, old bachelor.
The old god stick didn't refute, but he wouldn't admit it either, "You old dog eyes can see clearly. ”
"You! insult Sven, really insult Sven, the reader doesn't fight with you, an old bachelor. Han Xue flicked his sleeves and left.