Chapter 58: The Little Pig Demon's Performance
Blue Fox Xiaofei took great pains to find a pig demon in the mountain col, and she led this pig demon to Qiao Xiaoman's office.
As soon as Qiao Xiaoman saw this pig demon, he laughed and asked Xiaofei how he found it.
His demeanor is too much like that of a pig, including the way he talks and walks. Also, the other big knife at his waist was almost exactly the same as a pig's dress.
This made Qiao Xiaoman very emotional, and sighed that the creator, the times create heroes!
Xiao Fei briefly talked about the characteristics and living habits of this pig demon, and then said: "He has a set of changes, in addition to being a handsome guy, he can also change into a beauty." ”
Qiao Xiaoman felt curious, and also wanted to see how his kung fu was, so let him change.
This little pig demon twisted his butt and shook it a few times, and in a flash, he became a big handsome guy, and he was dumbfounded.
He came to Qiao Xiaoman's side, stretched out a hand and said, "Hello, sister, I'm a pretty boy." Would you like to be my girlfriend, I can give you fantastic sweetness. ”
Qiao Xiaoman said: "Wow, it's really beautiful! ”
The pretty boy walked around the house twice, and his body shook again, turning into a slender lady. Dressed in a cheongsam and high heels, he walked around the room with a catwalk.
He came to Qiao Xiaoman and said delicately: "Sister, sister is so lonely, can you introduce me to a little fresh meat, I'll kill him." ”
Qiao Xiaoman giggled, praising him while laughing: "It's super good-looking, it's cool." ”
This little pig demon has changed twice in a row, and each time it is amazing and moving, and Qiao Xiaoman is so happy that he can't keep his mouth shut.
Qiao Xiaoman asked again: "You just said that you are playing with dead little fresh meat." You're a male, how can you play with him, can't you be gay?"
The pig demon smiled slyly and said, "Do you want to hear it? I won't tell you." ”
Xiao Fei said with a straight face: "Talking to the boss, you are not allowed to be big or small." ”
The pig demon lowered his head, grimaced, and said mysteriously: "I'm not so stupid, as soon as I engage in homosexuality, I won't show my stuffing." You know, I'm going to change, and my body will become a daughter's body. ”
As he spoke, the pig demon twisted his body and was completely intoxicated as a woman.
Qiao Xiaoman teased the pig demon and said, "What do you call you?"
The pig demon laughed a few times and said, "Just call me a pretty boy." ”
Qiao Xiaoman asked again: "Do you have any requirements to join our fox clan?"
The pretty boy held his cheeks, thought for a while and said, "Sister Xiaofei said, as long as I work hard and be obedient, I will eat fragrant food, drink spicy food, and find me a daughter-in-law." ”
The pretty boy spoke, as if he was a little embarrassed, took a handkerchief and gently covered half of his face.
Qiao Xiaoman pointed to the pretty boy and said with a smile: "Where did you find this big living treasure, you have a magic trick to be a loser." Listen, as long as you work hard, don't talk about a daughter-in-law in one room, you can also have a three-room room. ”
The pig demon knelt down and kowtowed to Qiao Xiaoman three times, and said with a smile: "Sister, don't lie to people, I want a three-room daughter-in-law." Hehe, all of them are stuffed like a flower. ”
As he spoke, he took out the handkerchief again, covered half of his face, and smiled.
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When a gray shadow swept quickly in front of Ling'er's eyes, Ling'er exclaimed: "It's not good, it's probably a monster." ”
Several people silently recited the mantra and used the Soaring Dafa to leapfrog and ascend in one step and chase away.
The gray shadow actually galloped to a cave in the back mountain, saw that there was no one around, and showed the original form of a grizzly bear, and entered the cave.
Wu Gang whispered, "Isn't this the little grizzly monster that was taught by Master Pig and Xin'er last time?"
The pig nodded and said, "Exactly, could it be that he is going to do something bad?"
Ling'er motioned for everyone to hide at the entrance of the cave, so that Xin'er could see the bangbang, and she asked Lan Sheng to enter the cave with her.
The two of them transformed into a pair of swallows, and the chirp flew into the hole. They stopped at an old swallow's nest at the top of the cave and looked down at what the grizzly monster was doing.
The little grizzly monster said to an old grizzly monster: "Mother, I went to Wuli Temple to check, and those masters are teaching them martial arts." It seems that there are two more people, a man and a woman. ”
The old grizzly monster said, "You didn't look, there are a few females there." ”
The grizzly bear has a good memory and even remembers the names of several people. He thought for a moment and said, "Cedar Seed, Cloud Swallow, Xin'er, plus another female this time, there are four in total." ”
The old grizzly monster said, "I gave birth to nine of your brothers and sisters, except for your five female sisters, who became a family, and four of you brothers are still with a sister-in-law." You say it's not a shame. ”
As she spoke, she turned her face to the brown bear monster, arched his furry face, and said, "This is the new dad I found for you, Russian Hercules." I walked around the border for three days before I hooked up with your capable daddy. Tonight, we're going to grab the bride and let you, the new father, show your hands. ”
The brown bear monster stretched his waist and said: "Your mother flattered me every day on the Sino-Russian border in order to get me, and I couldn't stand her charm, and accidentally ran over from Siberia across the border." This time, I'm going to show you both hands, and the bride you fancy just go and grab it, and I'll stand in the back, and whoever is rampant, I'll eat her. ”
As he spoke, the brown bear monster raised his neck and howled twice, several little grizzly monsters knew each other very well, and when they saw the new father calling, they walked out of the cave with their heads down.
The old grizzly monster buried his head in the arms of the brown bear monster and said delicately: "Let's go out together at night and snatch them all." ”
The brown bear monster said, "Plan first, succeed last." I'm going to do a field trip and decide which night is the best way to do it, and I'll grab them all for you anyway. ”
"Is it troublesome?" the grizzly youkai asked.
The brown bear monster screamed and said, "It's not so troublesome, I'm a big Russian brown bear, if I can't deal with a few more females, will I still be a Hercules?" I will first investigate, and when the snow is heavy and windy one night, we will touch them without noticing, and snatch them up, and give them to some of our new sons as the wife of the village. ”
As he spoke, the brown bear youkai and the grizzly youkai hugged each other and rolled around on the ground.
Ling'er and Lan Sheng flew out of the cave and took on their original forms.
She said to the pigs beside her: "Let's hurry back, maybe in the next few nights, this group of bear demons will come to plague the Dao Chief's family again, and take me and Xin'er as robbery targets." ”
As she spoke, Ling'er laughed hehehe, and slapped Lan Sheng with her hand while laughing: "It's all your big mouth, now it's okay, it's come true." ”
Lan Sheng said angrily: "This bear demon doesn't know what to do, let you go, don't repent and reform yourself, and call my lady a female." Oh, if you kill them, you won't be able to resolve your hatred. ”
Ling'er said, "Who is your wife, did I say I married you?" Wu Gang and Xin'er watched it, and they all laughed non-stop.
For the sake of safety, Ling'er asked the pig to dress up the master and Xin'er with a stick and rush to Wuli Temple first to prevent the fox demons from sneaking up. Himself, Lan Sheng and Wu Gang went to the county town to collect some New Year's goods.
After the order, the soldiers divided into two ways, and in the blink of an eye, they were all gone.