Lin Hao remembered that Lai San had said that the weaknesses of the tiger, leopard, and lion beasts were all in their stomachs, and they would never be exposed there, and they would never allow any life to approach anywhere. But when they encounter something stronger than themselves, in order to protect their lives, most of them will lie down on their backs with their paws half-curled, leaking out their fleshy belly.

I remember that at that time, Lai San deliberately used clever light skills to steal the widow's cat out in his disbelieving eyes, saying that he wanted to let him see it for believing. Lin Hao saw Lai San limping over the wall, snatching cats, and climbing over the wall in one go without pausing, and pouted in his heart and scolded secretly, "This old immortal is very skilled in climbing over the wall." ”

"Don't believe it, although this cat can't compare to the tiger, do you know it......" Lai San held Mao's neck with one hand, not caring about the cat's 'meow' pitiful, but knocked on the head "What do you call" The cute kitten with white long hair whimpered and pulled his head, his limbs lowered. Lin Hao looked at the poor cat, smiled and asked Lai San if he had been taught a lesson to climb the widow's wall and be angry with other people's cats.

Lai Sanlao's face turned red, and he glanced at Lin Hao fiercely, "Little guy, don't talk nonsense, the bad guys are innocent." Lai San looked at the narrow smile on the corner of Lin Hao's mouth, and said angrily with a collapsed face: "Don't divert the topic, just said that don't look at this cat is far inferior to this tiger, in our legend, the cat is the master of the tiger!"

Lin Hao pursed his lips noncommittally and did not answer, his arms around his chest and waited for Lai San's words with a smile.

"Look" Lai San didn't care at all when he looked at Lin Hao's appearance, and stretched out his hand to put the white cat on the ground, but who knew that after the white cat was put down, not only did he not run, but he fell down and rushed at Lai San with his belly, "Look, that's right, Lao Tzu has already tamed this white cat." ”

"Haha, you're afraid it's like taming this cat, right?" Lin Hao looked at Lai San's triumphant appearance, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, "You are so uneasy and kind."

Lai San listened to Lin Hao's joke and completely disappeared from the old red face just now, and said shyly: "You haven't enjoyed the taste of a woman" said and raised his head slightly and squinted his eyes, and then put his hands into the cuffs as if he was reminiscing about something, "That taste, tsk......"

"Hey, Lai San'er" Lin Hao snapped his fingers, with a look of disgust, "Come back to your senses, your fucking saliva is going to flow out." ”

"Hehe, that pretty widow is the best, bee waist and fat buttocks, that front" Lai San stopped, took out the two hands on the cuffs and put them on his chest and turned them upside down, his eyes narrowed into a slit "Heavy, you don't know that when you came here twenty years ago, you could lie on the house every day."

Lin Hao looked at Lai San, who was half of his master, with a squinting look, and made up in his heart: "Disrespect for the old" and then suddenly asked, "I heard a rumor on the rivers and lakes, and I don't know if you, the little old man, know if you know." ”

"Oh, you can talk about it, don't talk about anything else" Lai San raised his chin and gave himself a thumbs up, "As far as I, Lai San'er, don't say that this Huangquangang knows the most, even if you put it outside, you can have Bai Xiaosheng's ability, you can listen to it." ”

"It's a very powerful flower thief," Lin Hao held his chin, "I listened to them in the hall." It is said that he was the most famous flower thief in the rivers and lakes twenty or thirty years ago. Lin Hao stopped and looked at Lai San.

"Hmm, then, how powerful is this flower thief?" Lai San seemed to be in his spirits, I don't know if he heard the words of the flower thief or because Lin Hao was very powerful, "You go on, don't gasp." ”

"It was said that the flower thief originally wanted to commit suicide, but was met by a thief. The thief looked at the young man who was looking for death by the river, looked dignified, and was surprisingly kind, and thought to himself, 'I have done a lot of bad things, and I have accumulated some yin virtue today,' so he asked the young man who was looking for death how he was old enough to seek death. ”

Lin Hao paused for a moment as if sorting out the language, then licked his dry lips and opened the conversation:

The young man is really upright and polite, this is a person who can't think of committing suicide, or he made a scholarly salute to the thief first, and told the reason, "I just passed the weak crown this year, and my family was originally quite well-off, but I was killed by the corrupt official, and my parents were greedy for the manor, and I read the sage book for ten years in vain, but I couldn't do anything about it, do you say I should die." ”

The thief was originally disgusted with corrupt officials, and what he did on weekdays was to rob the rich and help the poor, and when he heard this, he secretly decided to save the young man, so he opened his mouth and said: "Then don't think about suicide first, I can help you avenge this." ”

The young man looked at this man who was a head shorter than himself and had lost weight, and the wry smile on his face became even stronger: "That corrupt official has been looting the people's fat and ointment in recent years, and I don't know how many families have been harmed, so it can be seen that someone has succeeded in revenge?" The scholar seemed to think of his incompetence again, and sat on the bank with his ass, and the river overflowed his ankles, covering the scholar's entire calf. The scholar's white robe that he had changed into when he wanted to die decently was also swaying and slowly immersed in the water.

"Coward, I'm not afraid of death, are you still afraid of death? If it were me, even if I could bite off a piece of meat from that corrupt official, I would be satisfied!"

The scholar smiled bitterly: "Don't provoke me, it's useless" As he spoke, he was about to get up and walk towards the center of the river.

The thief is also in a hurry at the moment. He is usually stubborn, but he didn't expect to meet someone more stubborn than him now. A harrier on the shore rolled over and jumped into the water. The unsightly thief instantly came behind the scholar, stepped on the water with both feet, and threw the scholar onto the shore with him.

If there are people here, they will definitely be amazed by this light work. A few steps to tread the water, the better body can do it, but if you carry a person who is heavier than yourself in the water, it will be terrible. The only regret is that this thief is too unchic, most of the pants are soaked and soaked, if it is not wet, it can really be regarded as a beautiful talk on the rivers and lakes.

Just by virtue of the treading light skill that has just been revealed, I know that this person must have some reputation in the rivers and lakes, if he has done any more big cases, then Tie Ding Ding is undoubtedly a thief.

After stealing the scholar and saving the scholar, there is no need to say more, he killed the corrupt official for the young man and avenged his family.

But you think that's the end of it?

"You don't have to die, do you?" said the scholar as he wiped the blood from the blade and smugly.

"The home is gone, the revenge is avenged, it's really relaxed" The scholar made a deep sigh at the thief, "The predecessor must be a master on the rivers and lakes, forgive Xiaosheng for not knowing Mount Tai with eyes, please forgive me."

The thief grinned and accepted this salute, and wanted to reach out and pat the scholar's shoulder, but who knew that the scholar's next sentence made him slap him on the head angrily.

But it was the scholar who said: "Now there is no concern, and there is no pursuit, so let's die."

Damn, it's so difficult for Lao Tzu to do a good deed! Saying that, he kicked the scholar's ass hard, and the scholar said aggrievedly with red eyes: "Students respect their seniors, but seniors can't spoil the dignity of students like this, Zi said ......."

"Ask your girl to be big!" the thief slapped the scholar's head and grinned angrily.

"The student's mother has been killed, and I ask the seniors to be cautious" The scholar was patted and staggered, straightened up and returned politely. Then he looked at the seniors who were angry with him, and the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, sighed and said: "Alas, seniors, students know that you are chivalrous in the rivers and lakes, but I am bent on death, and my predecessors can't stop it all my life."

The peeping listened to the scholar's words, and thought to himself, could it be that this good thing really can't be accomplished?

"Have you ever taken a daughter-in-law?" asked the thief with a frown.

"There was a marriage contract, but it was canceled by the woman" The scholar returned, his face could not see regret or anger, but was very calm, "Their family is in the same group as the corrupt official"

"Oh, that's right," said after a pause, and asked again, "Have you ever visited a kiln?" He patted his head again, "Oh yes, don't you like to be gentle, what do you call a prostitute?"

Who knew that the scholar listened to his words, and saw his indecent movements and instantly turned red: "Senior......! How could it be ......?"

"So it's still a chick, haven't you ever been?" Stealer smiled evilly and pointed to the scholar's crotch.

"Really...... Insulting Sven!" The scholar's face was red and was about to catch fire, and he was about to leave.

"Then Lao Tzu has a trick" After speaking, he jumped behind the scholar and resisted on his shoulder with his belt.

The thief carried the scholar and ran out of the city. One is afraid that the government will find out that the corrupt official has been killed and get into trouble, you must know that the people in this martial arts hate to deal with the official family the most, how can there be a happy enmity and revenge in the rivers and lakes, on the other hand, he also has a lack of moral idea in his heart to save this scholar.

The two of them who stayed in the field came to another small town at nightfall the next day, and ran straight towards the most prosperous street in the small town, between which a magnificent three-story restaurant stood in the middle of the street, and a group of warblers and swallows shouted at the door—

"Oh, this master, come in and have fun for a while"

"Little Peach wants to die of Master Li, and she won't come to visit the slave family for so long~"

It turned out to be a green building!

"Haha, this is it" Stealer grinned, smiling brightly. Rushing into the store.

Secretly carrying the scholar, he entered the store and split the central table into scum with one palm, and then put down the scholar who was upside down and wanted to vomit and shouted at the old bustard-like lady: "Find out the most sultry and best job in your store" and then pointed to the scholar and said: "Serve him to me, otherwise Lao Tzu will split your shop, if he doesn't want to, give me a strong one, anyway, if he can stand up tomorrow, Lao Tzu will smash the store"

The frightened old bustard, whose face turned pale when he heard the words of the thief, turned a little bloody on his face, bit the painting fan in his hand, and said in a coquettish voice: "I thought the hero was going to do something, I am sure to let this handsome little boy linger, hehe"

After speaking, the old bustard twisted his rich body that still had charm and said to the turtle next to him: "Call Qing'er"

"This Qing'er, but we don't have to pick on this kind of physical strength, what twenty-four bridges jade, Guanyin Pinzhu, old tree roots, hey~ that taste......" After explaining to the turtle father, the old bustard turned around and explained to the thief, for fear of snubbing this murderer.

"Okay, okay, don't ink, hurry up. The thief found a stool and pulled it up, sat on it, and then waved his hand impatiently at the bustard.

"Don't be anxious, don't worry, this is not coming," the old bustard turned sideways, and the painting fan in his hand nodded to the side.

The woman who saw the thief coming, the weak willow helped the wind, and the small waist that Ying Ying held under the cyan tulle was white and tender, and reached out to wipe her mouth: "Wait a minute, what, I want this, find the second best one in your store, don't ...... Find two to serve this kid."

"I didn't expect there to be this superb product in this store" Stealing her arms forward and hugging Qing'er, her eyes staring directly at the snow-white ravine on her chest. His hand was not idle, pinching the two fat grinding plates that could crush people, and went straight upstairs.

Before reaching the room, a piece of snowflake silver was thrown at the feet of the old bustard, "Take it"

"Oh, it's really a hero, Qing'er has to serve this rich man" The old bustard bit the silver, and his face was full of spring.

"Mom, don't worry, Qing'er ......" she stopped talking, and her crispy jade hand gently kneaded and pinched it below, "Master, you have to pity others" The tone was very delicate and lovely, which made people ...... How can you resist the thought of having a good time?

"I want it! I want it! haha" The thief felt the stimulation under the crotch and couldn't help but be happy.

This night's spring flowers and snow moon, go to Wushan together, there is no need to talk about it.

The next day, the refreshed thief took away Qing'er's slender snow-white jade arm pressed on her chest, looked at the lovely person who was still lying in the quilt with messy hair, and couldn't help but play with two bowls of snow-white for a while, and then lifted her pants and walked to the scholar's room.

Looking at the jade body on the bed, the thief smiled maliciously, and then reached out and patted the scholar's saliva face, "What the hell is going to sleep?"

The scholar's eyes slowly opened and were full of confusion, staring directly at the curtain, "There is such a wonderful thing in the world"

"Haha, but I still want to kill myself" Stealer heard her words, and her face was wonderful.

"The corrupt officials are not finished, my seven-foot man is still useful!" The scholar's bright eyes slowly returned to his senses, and the righteousness in his eyes slowly turned to peach blossoms.

"And then"

"Kill corrupt officials!"

"Huh?"

"Killing corrupt officials"

The scholar repeated again, the smile on the corner of his mouth was full of evil, and with his already handsome appearance, the thief scolded secretly, "I don't know how many little ladies I will abduct in the future" Just as the thief thought in his heart, the scholar's words came again: "Your wife and daughter, I will sleep!"

Lin Hao talked for most of the day, and his throat felt like it was about to smoke. Just now I was just talking about this story, and as soon as I stopped, I found that Lai San in front of me was distracted and didn't know what he was thinking.

"Hey, hey, I said Lai San'er, did you listen!" Lin Hao shook his hand in front of Lai San's eyes.

"Ah" Lai Sanmeng came back to his senses, "Listen, listen, listen, what am I talking about, that scholar later became a flower thief, and he learned the skills of his feet with that thief, and took care of those corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and of course, their beautiful concubines" Lai San said and raised his eyebrows at Lin Hao, as if to say, 'I Lai San'er doesn't know anything'

"Virtue" Lin Hao looked at Lai San's smug look and glanced at him, "Then you can tell me, have you seen him, that scholar" Lin Hao gestured to the appearance of reading.

"That's natural," Lai San straightened his chest, "that look, tsk...... It's really worthy of being called a little jade noodle!"