022: Recognize the trick and retreat from the enemy one by one
Wind and rain have mixed tastes in his heart, all kinds of ups and downs come up together, I didn't take a look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, if I didn't celebrate the birthday of Jiang Beihe, the hero of Jiangnan, how could I come to Qingyuan Town so coincidentally, and I ran into the master of the Shifting Flower Palace. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Mo said that it was the master of the Shifting Flower Palace, it was the maid who accompanied her, and her martial arts were not under her, so she couldn't escape, and if she wanted to live, she could only follow the instructions of "transmitting the sound into the secret".
Jianghu people are licking blood on the blade, even if they die on the spot, they are only blamed for their inferior skills, as long as the whole family can be considered, what a pity for this life.
Feng Xiaoyu picked up the sheathed long sword on the table, stepped forward majestically, and shouted like a thunderbolt, and said, "But in front of the Lord of the Shifting Flower Palace?"
"Do you recognize me?" the Mercy Star Palace Lord smiled like a flower, and his childish voice was full of surprise.
"You are murderous, your hands are full of blood, and you are the world's most famous female devil!" Feng Xiaoyu looked like a heroic hero, and took the sheathed sword as a horizontal chest, and said righteously.
"It's funny, you know me, why aren't you afraid of me?" The Palace Master of the Mercy Star Palace put down the wooden chopsticks in his hand, blinked his eyes, and chuckled.
"I'm afraid of ......" Feng Xiaoyu blurted out, and then restrained the embarrassed look on his cheeks, held the hilt of the sword with his right hand, and said in a deep voice: "I, the Jiangnan swordsman Feng Xiaoyu, is here, and today I will act for the heavens and do chivalrous justice!"
"Since you're afraid of me, why do you have to send me to death?" asked the Mercy Star Palace Master in a bored whisper.
Feng Xiaoyu glanced at the Xiucai present with his eyes from time to time, and saw that this Xiucai finally stood up slowly, as if he was like the joy of opening the dark clouds and seeing the blue sky, and then coughed lightly, and continued to say righteously: "When the road is uneven, draw a knife to help!"
Bao Wenzheng got up and stood up, just wanting to scold, such a rough drama, if it is put on the Internet platform in the 21st century, will not only be a bad review, but also will scold the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the director and actors.
"This hero, dare to ask where you see the road is uneven, who wants you to draw a sword to help?" Bao Wenzheng still had the demeanor of a humble gentleman, and asked gently.
The joy in Feng Xiaoyu's eyes was self-evident, and he said generously: "The Lord of the Shifting Flower Palace is the female devil who is raging the rivers and lakes, this benevolent brother must not be deceived by her." ”
"This hero, where the road is uneven, who wants you to draw a sword to help?"
"She is ravaging the rivers and lakes, dare to ask where the rivers and lakes are? Is this Qingjiang wharf?"
"You want to do the right thing for the sky, do chivalrous righteousness, dare to ask this hero, where is the sky, where is the way, and what is chivalrous?"
Bao Wenzheng's lip sync kung fu came from many years of practice in cross talk "reporting the name of the dish", and these words were like a river, all in one go, without the slightest interruption.
"You didn't understand, did you?" Bao Wenzheng looked at the blank expression of the sword-wielding "Haojie" in front of him, so he said unapologetically: "You can't even understand the words, why don't you find a doctor to treat you?"
This witty remark made the Palace Master of the Mercy Star "giggle", he really didn't expect that this lover was not only unparalleled in his talent, but also really good at arguing.
"Where are the rivers and lakes? In this world, the major sects, the Shifting Flower Palace, and the Valley of the Wicked, the two realms of good and evil form the rivers and lakes!" Feng Xiaoyu's ears trembled slightly, and he said according to the words of "transmitting sound into the secret".
These words are good, and the meaning of the words of the wind and rain also makes sense, and the places where the people of the rivers and lakes walk are the rivers and lakes.
"Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Bao Wenzheng replied with a sigh and summarized the words of the wind and rain.
This sentence seems to be prosaic, but it has already been summarized by the Internet experts of the 21st century.
Bao Wen Zhengshi had already seen Feng Xiaoyu's ears trembling slightly, so he said this answer, and he already had doubts in his heart that he was inviting the Lord of the Moon Palace to answer, thinking about the fact that in this Fulai Inn, there are only two people who can use the kung fu of "transmitting sound into the secret", and the Lord of the Mercy Star Palace must not be secretly pointing.
"When your martial arts are the best in the world, then where your heart is, where is the rivers and lakes!"
"When your swordsmanship is unmatched, then the rivers and lakes are also in your sword!"
These three sentences, three different meanings, have already said all the concepts of rivers and lakes.
"This benevolent brother is unparalleled in his talents, why do you want to accompany the female devil, don't you hear that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black?"
"What is a demon, what is a Buddha?" Bao Wenzheng saw this person's earlobes trembling again, and at this moment he was already sure in his heart that this "hero" was just a microphone for the "Lord of the Moon Palace".
"Those who kill people and set fires, and those who take advantage of the loot are demons, and those who do the right thing for heaven and eliminate harm for the people are Buddhas!" said loudly.
Bao Wenzheng shook his head and chuckled, pretending to look disdainful, and said, "Without demons, there will be no Buddhas!"
"It's all just mud tires in the temple, and the court borrowed the scriptures made up by the scholars in order to rule the people of Li, where are the demons in this world, and where is the Buddha?"
"After the change of Tang Taizong Li Shimin's Xuanwu Gate, but there is the rule of Zhenguan, is he a demon or a Buddha?"
"Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin and Chen Qiao mutinied, but he was in a yellow robe, is he a demon or a Buddha?"
"The Shifting Flower Palace adopted lonely and helpless women, so that they could cover their bodies and eat their stomachs, how did they get into your mouth and become demons?"
"Therefore, the demon and the Buddha are opposite, and they vary from person to person!"
Wind Xiaoyu no longer heard a point in his ears, and immediately overjoyed, hugged his fists and arched his hands and said: "Childe's words are like morning bells and dusk drums, deafening, there are many offends in the next, farewell!"
After that, the wind and rain retreated a few steps, and when he saw that there was still no sound of "transmission into the secret", he walked away like a dragon leaping forward.
Bao Wenzheng's words, this theory of "Buddha and Demon" really moved the Lord of the Moon Palace and the Lord of the Palace of Mercy, who is the master of the Flower Shifting Palace who is the best in the world in martial arts, how could he ever spend his time trying to figure out the "political" theory of the imperial court, and how could he understand Bao Wenzheng's narrow "theory of relativity".
The lord of the Moon Palace stopped in front of the window of the wing room, his face was as indifferent as before, and he didn't pay attention to it when he watched the wind and rain fall into the wilderness, although he knew in his heart that this Bao Wen was secretly misinterpreting and slowing down, killing people like hemp is killing people like hemp, and bloody hands are bloody hands, but it can't hide the merit of adopting a lonely and helpless woman.
However, how could the palace master of the Inviting Moon lose his face, this is not simply talking about the palace master of the Pity Star, but about the entire Shifting Flower Palace, as the great palace master of the Shifting Flower Palace, he needs a high-sounding and tenable truth, so that the maids in the Shifting Flower Palace can stab out the long sword without hesitation, not under their own cold palace rules.
"And look at your eloquence, it's really sharper than a long sword. "The Lord of the Moon Palace is a woman who is the best in the world in martial arts and extremely arrogant by nature, how can she easily be impressed by people, so she continues to point out with "transmission of sound into the secret".
The evil gambler Xuanyuan Sanguang also wanted to escape from the road, but he knew that if the master of the Shifting Flower Palace had the intention to take his own life, there would be no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the ground, so he could only stand up obediently and walk forward like a marionette.
Today's martial arts of the top ten villains can be said to be notorious, and this evil gambler is a wonderful, meet the evil gambler, do not gamble but also have to gamble, gambling addicted to life, like to force people to bet with him, one eye is also gambling to lose and gouge out, so the legend of the gambler on the rivers and lakes: it is bad luck to meet Xuanyuan Sanguang, not to gamble a daylight, money light, people are also light to stop.
"Whoa, buzz!"
A cold dagger was stuck on the table.
"I'm going to make a bet with you!" Although Xuanyuan Sanguang was afraid of the Shifting Flower Palace Master, if he gambled, he would be able to forget life and death, and this time he put the porcelain bowl and sieve on the table, and said with a fierce expression.
The Lord of the Mercy Star Palace got up quietly, "Ming Yugong" was already running, Luo's skirt was windless, and his long hair was immediately scattered, and he looked at the evil gambler Xuanyuan Sanguang with murderous intentions, and said indifferently: "Do you have to kill yourself?"
Bao Wenzheng doesn't know martial arts, this sieve is not filled with mercury, how can he be the opponent of this evil gambler Xuanyuan Sanguang, it is better to kill him directly, and then talk to the lover in detail.
Xuanyuan Sanguang smiled and said mockingly: "If my evil gambler gambles, he can take his life as a bet, as long as he can win me, you can take this great head." ”
Bao Wenzheng smiled, knowing that the Moon Palace Lord couldn't do it, so he came to the martial arts directly, and forced the Pixing Palace Lord to kill people, but as long as he didn't directly compete in martial arts, he could still be afraid of this Xuanyuan Sanguang.
"What's the stake?" Bao Wen looked at the Palace Lord of Mercy with a smile on his face, signaling her to be calm, and then said lightly.
Xuanyuan Sanguang grinned, and then looked like he was sure of victory, and said loudly: "I'll bet my life with you!"
The master of the Mercy Star Palace raised his eyebrows, his phoenix eyes were wide open, his anger was surging, his murderous aura was awe-inspiring, and as soon as his delicate body moved, he wanted to make Xuanyuan Sanguang corpse on the spot.
"Alas!"
Bao Wenzheng sighed and said, "What's the use of asking for your life?"
"Do you have any money?"
Xuanyuan Sanguang touched the money bag, and it was empty.
"Do you have anything of value?"
Xuanyuan Sanguang shouted angrily: "I want to gamble with you, if you don't dare to gamble, you will cut off an arm!"
"Okay, gamble on your life!" Bao Wenzheng pretended to sigh helplessly, and then asked: "Since you have to gamble with me, then how to gamble, it's up to me!"
"Okay, whether it's pai gow, sieve, odd or double, my evil gambler Xuanyuan Sanguang is good at everything!" Xuanyuan Sanguang grinned like a bell.
Bao Wenzheng took out a copper coin from his sleeve, handed it to the Palace Master of the Mercy Star, and then said, "Let's guess the pros and cons, and she will throw it." ”
With a sly look on his face, the Lord of the Mercy Star Palace threw the copper coin a few times with a smile, and he could already distinguish the weight and the landing point.
Where is Xuanyuan Sanguang willing to follow, the martial arts of the master of the Shifting Flower Palace are the best in the world, and this copper coin is not easy to come by, it is all wishful.
"It's not proper, it's inappropriate, you bet with me, you can't involve her!"
Bao Wenzheng got up and walked to the stairs, stepped on the stairs, and then turned back and asked, "Then do you think I want to go upstairs or not?"
Xuanyuan Sanguang is addicted to gambling, but he has never seen this kind of gambling, and he is definitely not a fool, he was furious when he heard the words, and shouted: "Change to other gambling methods, this is not appropriate!"
Bao Wenzheng turned around and walked over, pretending to be pondering, and then picked up a wooden chopstick on the table and said, "I bet this is as heavy as your head!"
"Haha, impossible!" Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed loudly, and then said: "How much weight can you have for this wooden chopstick, naturally I won." ”
"But I don't believe it, unless you cut off your head and compare it to this wooden chopstick!" Bao Wenzheng said, shaking his head.
Xuanyuan Sanguang jumped like thunder, pulled back the dagger on the table, and then roared: "If you want to kill, kill it, I won't bet with this Xiucai!"
turned around, and strode out of the Fulai Inn.
"Miss Yueyue, if you have taken a break, you might as well go downstairs and have some food!" Bao Wenzheng turned around and called out to the wing room on the second floor of the Fulai Inn.
There was a "squeak" and the door opened.
Inviting the Moon Palace Master dressed in a white palace dress, he walked down the stairs with a sneer, his indifferent cheeks were like ice and snow that would never melt, and under the long eyelashes that hung low, his deep eyes flashed like black crystals, although they were as high as in the past, and the magic that people could not look up to, but all of them were no longer noble and elegant.