Chapter 9: After waking up
It was late at night
In the pharmacy of Renxintang, only Xu Ruyi and Yun Zheng are now there.
Yun Zheng was still lying on the recliner, asleep. And Xu Ruyi sat on the side, closed his eyes, broke his left leg up, straddled the back of his neck, put his left and right hands together in front of his chest, and his right leg was coiled inside. What a quirky pose. The nose slowly emitted white air with the breath, if you understand that the person is here, you should know that he is practicing an extremely advanced internal skill.
Yun Zheng's brows were stretched, his smile was full, his mouth was whining, no one could hear what he was saying, and he still had saliva. It can be seen that it was a good dream.
The shopkeeper of Renxintang and Li Er had already fed Yun Zheng before, and put a few plasters on their bodies, and seeing that there was nothing wrong at this time, they had already gone to the back hall to rest. Xu Ruyi listened to their breathing in the back hall, and they should have fallen asleep.
Xu Ruyi is not in a hurry to return to the palace, he pays attention to all things and has a full tail, since he has picked up this fat Yun Zheng, then he must give an explanation. For Zhu Yuanzhang's task, he has already laid out the sub-plan, and now it depends on how Li Shanchang and Li Cunxiao do it tomorrow, and wait for the result.
It doesn't matter if he returns to the palace or not, he doesn't need to report to anyone, and no one checks on him. So he stayed in this Renxin Hall to take care of Yun Zheng, and practiced his "White Bone Zen" by the way. The internal force of the four-year Tiangang Tongzigong pushed his white bone Zen to quickly pass the first layer of skin training. What he can be sure of now is that he has indeed turned white (it seems to be useless, Xu Ruyi is not black), and his skin is firmer, he just tried to slash his arm with the knife on the medicine cabinet, leaving only a white mark. But if you cut it hard, it will still hurt and bleed, but it is not very catchy.
The white qi in Xu Ruyi's nose stopped suddenly, and then retracted it. After three breaths, Xu Ruyi finished his work and opened his eyes.
I got up from the chair, stretched out my arms, kicked my legs, moved my muscles and bones, and stretched my waist again, "It's comfortable~ I don't know what this "White Bone Zen" can turn into my body in the end. Although Xu Ruyi didn't know much, he also knew that in his previous life, only those who practiced jiujitsu, yoga masters, and acrobatics could do what they had just done. And most of these people suffer from pain.
The practice movements on "White Bone Zen" are more and more difficult, but I cooperate with the supporting internal force recorded in the book to run the method, and I only feel that my whole body is smooth, and I do not feel any pain or torture.
It's much more useful than radio gymnastics. Looking down at the Humpty Dumpty Yun Zheng lying in front of him, Xu Ruyi frowned, "I can't wait for you all the time, in case you sleep for four or five days, our family will have to run errands tomorrow." β
At first glance, I thought Yun Zheng was ugly. Now taking a closer look under the lamp, Xu Ruyi feels that it is really ugly. Not to mention the short and fat stature, he has squinted eyes, a collapsed nose, and a little pockmarked on his face. The skin is quite tight, and the more you look at it, the more it looks like a ball.
'I can't wait any longer, I have something to do tomorrow, and I have to rest." Xu Ruyi stretched out his hand and pushed Yun Zheng, "Get up, get up." β
Yun Zheng didn't wake up, and he didn't say anything to react.
Xu Ruyi squinted her eyes, and suddenly reached out and slapped Yun Zheng's face.
Xu Ruyi felt that his temper was getting bigger and bigger, and he didn't know if it was because he was a eunuch or because he practiced "White Bone Zen".
"Ahh
Yun Zheng's eyes were blank, but there was a faint anger.
Slowly turning his head, looking around, Yun Zheng saw an eight or nine-year-old child, standing beside him, rubbing his right hand, "Did he hit me?"
Looking at Xu Ruyi carefully, Yun Zheng saw it clearly. The child in front of him is a eunuch, wearing a eunuch robe, and it seems to be the little eunuch who led him around before?
"Why are you beating me?" Yun Zheng stretched out his hand and pushed Xu Ruyi hard, his voice was rough and fierce, with a hint of crying, glaring at Xu Ruyi.
Xu Ruyi squinted, didn't dodge, didn't cover, just looked at Yun Zheng coldly.
Yun Zheng's big hand pushed on Xu Ruyi's chest, but Xu Ruyi didn't move.
"Ah!!" Yun Zheng seemed to be enraged, still sitting on the recliner, only crackling his hands at Xu Ruyi in front of him. While beating, he scolded: "Why did you wake me up, why did you stop me from taking revenge, why did you run away with others? Why did you !!! me take revenge, what did you do to wake me up!"
Xu Ruyi was still standing in place, not dodging or dodging, and he didn't pay attention to the fists that fell on him, but occasionally stretched out his hand, and lightly brushed aside the attacks that hit his head and lower body.
After two quarters of an hour, Yun Zheng still didn't stop, but the speed of his attack began to slow down, the sound of scolding in his mouth was a little smaller, and his face was full of tears, but he didn't stop after all, he still scolded, one after another, one after another.
"Seeing that you slept so heavily just now, and your face was so happy, it seems that you had a good dream?" Xu Ruyi said softly, "I see that you are also a little tired, can you tell our family, what did you dream about?"
The voice was very soft, not high, but it just overwhelmed Yun Zheng's voice and reached his ears.
Listening to Xu Ruyi's voice, Yun Zheng came to his senses a little, "What did I do?"
Yun Zheng was scared, "I beat and scolded a child, he, he is still a person in the palace! he may have saved my life."
Yun Zheng was scared, but then he thought about it, 'Alas, what's the point of being alive, it's just that I broke the life-saving benefactor in front of me, I really deserve to die.' If I can go back to that dream, it's worth dying, I'm going to eat them! I'm going to eat!'
Thinking about it, Yun Zheng's hand didn't stop, and he still played Xu Ruyi for a while, and he was fascinated by it...
"Let's talk to you" Xu Ruyi frowned, "Let me ask you, what good dreams did you have, talk to our family"
Xu Ruyi's voice became colder and colder.
"Ahh
"What kind of dream did you have? Can you talk to our family?" Xu Ruyi asked again, "Don't let our family ask for a third time... β
There was a bone-chilling chill in his voice.
"Little, little father-in-law" Yun Zheng finally spoke, stammering a little, "I, I dreamed that I used a golden axe to chop wood, sold it for a lot of money, became a big official, lived in a big house, and lived in a big house with my father and mother." That big houseγγγγγ β
Yun Zheng spoke, his words became smooth, and his eyes were full of happiness and yearningγγγγγ It's just that this look slowly turned into hatred again. "Later, I also ate dishes made with Jing Niang and Zhang Gongzi, and they were steamed. I don't use chopsticks or spoons, I just grab and eat with my hands, one bite left and one bite right, it's delicious, it's delicious. β
Hearing this, Xu Ruyi sneered, "Sure enough, he is an honest man who has never seen the world, and he chops wood and sells it for money with a golden axe." There is only one hall in the entire mansion, and it is estimated that the emperor is probably holding a golden axe to collect firewood in your heart, right?"
Xu Ruyi smiled, what an interesting dream.
Yun Zheng closed his mouth, the dream was finished, and he didn't know what to say next.
Xu Ruyi thought for a while and said, "Speaking of which, it is indeed our family's fault, it disturbed your dreams, and you deserve to be beaten." β
"Little, little father-in-law," Yun Zheng asked suspiciously, "You, have you been broken?" β
Xu Ruyi looked at him, didn't say anything, and said to himself, "Speaking of steaming people to eat, there was a Zhuge Ang in the last years of the Sui Dynasty, I don't know if you have heard of it."
Yun Zheng's eyes were confused, he hadn't heard of it...
Xu Ruyi shook his head, "Have you heard of Liu Bei of the Three Kingdoms?"
"Oh, yes, yes. Yun Zheng nodded again and again, he had heard "Three Kingdoms" in a street teahouse.
"En" Xu Ruyi nodded, and then said, "When Liu Bei was down in his early years, he met a butcher named Liu An, who killed his wife and invited Liu Bei to eat. β
A hint of excitement flashed in Yun Zheng's eyes, and Xu Ruyi ignored it, "And that Zhuge Ang is a heroic man at the end of the Sui Dynasty." One day, he invited his friend Gao Zan to dinner, and at the banquet, Zhuge Ang's concubine smiled for no reason. Zhuge Ang steamed her and put it on a silver platter, and ate it with his friends. But they only eat fatty meat, not lean meat. β
Xu Ruyi said here, and glanced at Yun Zheng, "You are stronger than all of them, you eat two at once, and you don't pick fat and thin, it's a little interesting, it's really interesting." β
After listening to these two stories, the excitement in Yun Zheng's eyes became even stronger, but then his face darkened, "What's the use, I'm a useless fat man, with no money and no power, I can only chop wood." I can't eat people even if I want to. β
"Hey, hey, hey" Xu Ruyi smiled, "It's a bad thing that your sweet dream woke up, but don't worry, we have even worse things to tell you!"
"What?"
"This is the pharmacy, you saw it. I've asked a doctor to show you the injuries on my body, and they're all skin injuries, but... β
"Just what?"
"It's just that you're useless"
"Scrapped, what's scrapped?"
"Think about that Zhang Gongzi, is it called Zhang Gongzi?" Xu Ruyi was not sure, "Think about the kick he kicked you out, do you still need to ask?"
Yun Zheng frowned and thought about it, and suddenly his face turned white, without a trace of blood.
"The little father-in-law said with a smile," Yun Zheng opened his mouth with difficulty, "Although I am sore, I don't feel anything in my lower body, so it should be fine." β
"Hehe" Xu Ruyi sneered, "That's my order to the doctor to give you a needle to seal the blood in your lower body, otherwise the egg will break, and the pain will hurt you to death." As he spoke, he pointed to the left side of his navel, "Well, the needle is still stuck in you." β
Yun Zheng's sweat came out all of a sudden, trembling and leaning down with his left hand, he was stunned suddenly, and tears flowed down. The face is dead gray, this expression is called despair.
"My Yun family is the last. Yun Zheng muttered to himself...
"What did I do wrong, what did I do wrong?" Yun Zheng asked himself over and over again.