Chapter 469: Such a perverted exam question
Although he knew that Wang Dong was talking nonsense, Xie Tingfeng was not dissatisfied, but a little dark, because he was now over thirty, and it was good to live to be more than a hundred years old in this job, and it was considered to be the end of his life.
"Dharma protector, who is this madman?"
The black robe already understands Wang Dong's nervous character, so he is a little used to Wang Dong's nonsense.
As for whether Wang Dong really calculated that Xie Tingfeng could live for a hundred years, or whether this Xie Tingfeng could really live for another hundred years, he didn't care.
"Xie Tingfeng, this Wang Dong standing in front of you is the last assessment before you perform the task of palm wind, if you win him, you can go to perform the task of palm wind, if you lose, the task quota will be handed over to Wang Dong. ”
Hearing the words of the black robe, Xie Tingfeng glanced at Wang Dong in some surprise, and blurted out: "He is also worthy?"
Wang Dong sneered, looking down on people?
Boy.
Lao Tzu will hand over the first pot of night incense to you in the future!
The black robe glanced at Xie Tingfeng, and he naturally saw Xie Tingfeng's disdain.
"This is an order, and for any order, you need to execute it with all your might!"
Xie Tingfeng hurriedly said with a serious face: "Yes, Dharma Protector!
Wang shook his head, looked at Xie Tingfeng with pity, and said, "No need to compare, you have already lost!"
Xie Tingfeng frowned and looked at Wang Dong: "The Dharma Protector and Miss Lin haven't spoken yet, how can you interject?"
"Don't you know that you want to compare your appearance? If you compare your appearance, you have already failed, if I don't have the courage to stand with me, it's not terrible to be ugly, it's too much to be ugly and take a random name!" Wang Dong looked disdainful.
Xie Tingfeng suddenly had an urge to strangle Wang Dong.
You're handsome.
A handsome man can insult people casually?
It doesn't make sense.
There is no such rule in the Turning the Heavens Society.
Xie Tingfeng squinted his eyes and stared at Wang Dong, and listed more than a dozen ways to insult Wang Dong in his heart.
"Wang Dong, that's enough!" Lin Yunyun spoke.
"Your competition this time is very simple, take Ping'an Road, go to Zheng Ji Pastry Shop in the north of the city, and buy a piece of osmanthus flavored cut cake of three catties and six taels and come back. ”
Hearing the content of the assessment, Wang Dong was stunned for a moment.
It's that simple?
It's definitely not that simple!
"However, on the way, you need to carefully observe your surroundings, Tingfeng Hall, as the largest intelligence department of the Heaven Turning Society, has the most important and extreme observation and memory.
Wang Dong, this assessment is absolutely unfair to you.
To tell you the truth, we didn't think you could be a disciple of the Palm Wind at all, because you couldn't win.
It's just a knock on you to make you recognize the reality, be honest!"
Wang Dong said disdainfully: "Why can't I win?"
The black robe said: "Because Xie Tingfeng has the ability to never forget, this kind of assessment is his forte, and you have no comparison." ”
Xie Tingfeng looked at Wang Dong expressionlessly, but the ridicule in his eyes was clearly captured by Wang Dong.
Wang Dong smiled: "It's normal to win or lose, but you just tout it like this."
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if this kid lost.
No, it's not just embarrassing, it's like I want to die.
If I were him, I would definitely give myself a hundred slaps if I lost, after all, I would have no face to see anyone. ”
Xie Tingfeng looked at Wang Dong and said calmly: "Wang Dong, if I lose, I will not only slap myself a hundred times, but also kneel in front of you and slap myself." ”
"That's a good idea, I'm in favor of it!" said the young man.
"But if you lose, you have to kneel before me and say a hundred times that I'm ugly. ”
Hearing the second half of Xie Tingfeng's words, Wang Dong's face changed.
So ruthless!!
"Is it interesting to deceive yourself? Jealousy can really blind people's eyes, even if I say 10,000 times that I'm ugly, I'm still the most handsome beautiful man, not one. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, dare you bet?"
"Dare!"
Say that you are ugly a hundred times, but you don't really become an ugly monster, what are you afraid of?
As long as he doesn't ruin Wang Dong's appearance, there is nothing he is afraid of!
What's more, why don't you dare to win the thing?
These natives of another world are still too young to experience the fear of being forced to dominate.
He is a god, and he doesn't forget what it is, even if you use your mobile phone to record a video, you don't have the brain to use it.
"Don't forget, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, I also have this little ability. Wang Dong looked down on him.
"The ability to talk big and brag can indeed be used by anyone. Wang Dong, in fact, I have a very good temper, there are not many people I hate, I can count them on five fingers, you can count one!" Xie Tingfeng's face had a faint cold aura.
"Hehe, I've long been used to it, there are too many people who are jealous of my face. ”
The black robe said angrily: "Hurry up, if you don't come back in half an hour, you will directly abstain." ”
Xie Tingfeng didn't say a word and turned around and left.
Wang Dong also pursed his lips and said, "From here to Zheng Ji pastry, half an hour? Not to mention running, it's too late to climb back." ”
The short sword in the sleeve of the black robe was exposed, exuding a cold aura.
"Can't I go?" This way of issuing an eviction order is really special.
After ten breaths, the corners of the black robe's mouth twitched: "Why don't you leave?"
Wang Dong said helplessly: "This is your secret base, the first time I came, you knocked it out and brought it in."
If you don't find someone to take me out, how will I know the way?
Even if you want to win, you can go through the trouble and don't make such an obvious shady scene, okay?"
The black robe took a deep breath and said to a disciple behind him, "Take him away!"
In less than a quarter of an hour, Wang Dong came back with a box of cut cakes.
"Authentic Zheng Ji cut cake, three catties and six taels are exactly the same, osmanthus flavored. ”
Wang Dong threw the cut cake into the arms of the black robe.
The black robe took it and put it in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Wang Dong coldly: "Three catties and five taels, a difference of one tael." ”
", you are a humanoid scale, I am too hungry on the road to bite and you can take a bite?" Wang Dong had a look of exaggeration, I was so shocked.
The black robe gritted his teeth and said: "Wang Dong, what do you think will be the place where the sky will be turned upside down? Do you give me a little serious! If you are so stubborn, I will break your legs and throw them in the back mountain to feed the dogs." ”
Wang Dong turned into a serious face in a second.
In fact, men are born to wear makeup, and men don't need to learn this kind of makeup.
Wang Dong estimated in his heart that half an hour had arrived, and couldn't help but speak: "Half an hour has arrived, can this Xie Tingfeng be regarded as his abstention, buying a cake is so slow, what kind of big thing can this kind of person achieve."
With this kind of slow-footedness, he will go to war with the imperial court, and he is still in a hurry after the fight, right?
Isn't this the policeman in a Hong Kong film?
It's also good, no wonder I calculated that he could live another hundred years, and the turtle would live a long life!
Counting me as winning, I came so long before him, why do I have to add 90 points?"