There is a moon tonight, and the moon is in the sky.

There is no wind tonight, the wind is elsewhere.

In the middle of nowhere, next to a huge sand dune, a simple fluffy blanket is laid on the ground.

A cloud sat alone on this blanket, with four or five side dishes in front of him, no wine, but two other dishes and chopsticks. He sat quietly, like a lonely wolf king, looking at the clear moon above his head, waiting for his old friend who had never met.

"Are you so sure I'm coming back to see you?"

A rough voice sounded overhead, and a cloud came back to his senses and smiled: "Our phoenix is leaving, and your big old eagle will naturally not stay." The mountain is high and the road is far away, so I will not be able to float up and down this cloud, and I will never see you again in the future, I just gamble... Did you bring wine?"

"I've been pretending to be dumb for a few years, are you pretending to be blind?" The figure on the top of the sand dune spat on the ground, one rose and fell, sat down on the opposite side of a cloud, and said unhappily: "It's all cold dishes, and I don't say it's hot." Blind Lao Tzu's good wine. ”

"Yes, how could there be. A cloud stood up, bent down and pulled a few times on the sand, took out a large wine jar, placed it heavily on the space reserved on the blanket, lifted the lid, and a rich aroma spread around, making people salivate.

"Shaoxing's wine jar?"

"Forty-year-old daughter Hong, I poured the wine, and I kept such a jar. ”

"It's really unlucky that my daughter hasn't married for forty years. Lao Ji pursed his lips, put his head at the mouth of the altar and sniffed deeply, and all the 3,600 pores on his body were opened: "Abalone ginseng wings, fish lips and skin glue, good, good, good, good Buddha jumping over the wall!"

Lao Ji shouted three times in a row, and casually picked up one of the two half-person-high wine jars next to him, and threw it over without seeing how to exert his strength.

"Smack!" A cloud lightly blocked the altar with a single palm, leaking Wan Jun's strength, and then holding it, the wine jar fell steadily to the ground: "You dare to hide your private work under Xiao Yun'er's hands, you are not small, I will find her to talk about it when I go back." ”

"I'll go to your grandmother's," Lao Ji grabbed a piece of sauce meat from the plate and threw it over.

Yiyun took it, didn't care about the greasy on his hand, sent it to his mouth and took a big bite fiercely, swallowed it, and then laughed.

"Hahahaha"

"Hahahaha"

Under the sand dunes, the two old madmen laughed and leaned back together, beating their chests and feet. In the corners of each other's eyes, there was a faint flash of crystal, and before it could fall, it had already dispersed.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'll laugh whatever you laugh at. ”

"I laugh at you for being stupid. ”

"I'll your grandma's grandma"

"That's called Grandma. ”

"I use you to teach?"

"Hah... Ha ha... Ahem, ahem. A cloud coughed violently, a piece of brocade between his mouth and nose, and a faint smell of fish on his hands.

"If you're not in good health, you're still laughing, you really want to be a cloud in the sky. ”

"Whew~" A cloud exhaled a mouthful of turbidity, with the soft palm power behind him, he pressed down the dryness between his chest and lungs, drank a sip of wine, moistened his throat like a knife, and a cloud waved his hand, and suddenly sighed: "I knew that you would definitely come to see me today, thirty years of friendship, how can you just let it go." ”

"I haven't seen each other for three years, and I don't kiss or kiss. Lao Tzu saw that you were pitiful, so he came to reward you. ”

"Huh. Yiyun smiled, looked up and spilled half a bowl of elixir on his chest.

"Drink slowly, this stall is enough for you, what are you robbing." ”

"It's been a long time... A cloud sighed: "At the beginning, you, me, and the little fox, the three of us were like this." If you always bully me, the little fox won't. ”

"At this time, she will definitely take out a handkerchief to help you wipe it clean, do you need Lao Tzu to wipe it for you?" Lao Ji squinted at a cloud, fished out a large piece of slippery and black something from the red jar of his forty-year-old daughter, put it in his mouth and crunched it.

In the distance, the three thousand children in a cloud were shouting and laughing, eating the same large pieces of meat, drinking in large bowls, and scolding their fathers and mothers in the middle of "opening big and opening small", which were faintly brought by a gust of breeze, arousing the deliberately suppressed throbbing in the hearts of the two.

I haven't seen each other for many years, and some grievances and hatreds in the past, in the final analysis, are just an avoidance of memories that I dare not face. Now both of them are old, one is a deaf and dumb cook, and the other is still a horse bandit leader in the desert, but their hearts are cold and quiet, and when they think about it, they are actually a sad misunderstanding.

"She's not like his mother at all," said a cloud.

"It's not like her wretched father. Lao Ji couldn't help it, suddenly stood up, and glared at a cloud angrily: "I let you slaughter him with me, it's over, you have to talk nonsense about what you like or guard, what is happening now?

Yiyun shook his head slightly: "Like is guarding, not possession, you don't understand." ”

"You know, you understand how people die?"

Speechless.

Long

A cloud reached out and took out a small box from his arms, opened it, and the scarlet tongue and an ear on the red Shu brocade: "That person is finally dead." ”

"You didn't mean to torture him for fifty years?" Lao Ji reached out and picked up the tongue and played with it.

"Later, I thought about it, you are leaving, this person will be killed directly, but I can't let you die before him. ”

The peanuts are cool, fragrant and crispy, which is a cloud favorite. It's a pity that my teeth are not good now, and I can't chew anymore, so I can only put it in my mouth and smack the taste: "Every year during Qingming, Chongyang, and that day, I take a fragmentary ear and tongue from him, but he doesn't move." You don't know, counting the days and waiting for death every day, the cry is very pleasant. ”

"Finally did a human thing. Lao Ji's face softened, and he jumped over the wall with the altar Buddha again: "You don't have to worry too much. I thought about it, with the head of the eunuch taking care of her, coupled with her spirituality, nothing could happen in the palace. I made 10 spiced meat well, and I heard that the commander of the East Factory made this bite, and he should be able to borrow a hand if necessary. ”

"I can't help much. A cloud took out a thing from his bosom, it was a palm-sized brand, not gold or wood, it seemed to be a piece of jade, and a small gossip was engraved on it, and sixteen sesame spars were dotted around: "There was an old eunuch who owed me a favor a long time ago, saying that if there is anything, no matter when, you only need to hold this thing to talk to the most powerful eunuch in the world, and you should do anything." ”

"The eunuch with the most power, isn't that the Dongchang factory?" Lao Ji pointed to the happy forest in the distance.

"I don't know if it's true or not, I've been messing around in the desert for so many years, and it's useless, you can try. If you don't need it, you should keep a thought. ”

"This kitchen knife is for you. ”

"Good. ”