Tangjiazhuang is a large provincial capital, and it is very prosperous. After entering the city, Yuwen CD began to look for a law firm, walked two streets, and found nothing. When he got to the third street, he looked up and saw the sign of a law firm, and when he saw the name of the law firm, he almost made him angry. How can there be any name these days!

The name on the sign is "Don't pit you don't want money law firm", look at this strange name, Yuwen CD doesn't want to go in. Obviously, if you want to go in, people will not only trick you, but also ask you for money. Being cheated by this law firm, and spending money, what is this!

On second thought, "This law firm is not easy to find, so let's go in and have a look." ”

When Yuwen CD entered this law firm, the name of this office was even more bizarre.

What is "not pit the dead lawyer's office", "do not pit the party lawyer's office", "do not pit the personal lawyer's office", "do not pit the legal person lawyer's office" and "do not pit their own lawyer's office", and such a strange name, there are many customers here.

"It seems that there are a lot of people who are looking for lawyers to fight lawsuits! ”

Yuwen CD walked into an office with a sign that read "Don't pit your own lawyer's office".

"Hello, welcome to the law firm, don't cheat you, don't want money, our lawyer here will provide you with the best quality service. In our case, we are all based on facts, with the law as the criterion, and social justice is served. ”

The paralegal in the office, a young woman, said with a blank face.

"I don't cheat people, I finally found a lawyer who doesn't cheat people. ”

Yuwen CD listened to the paralegal's introduction, and said happily with a happy face.

"Our ministry lawyer is a ministry surnamed the army, not a lawyer who does not cheat. ”

The paralegal was a little unhappy, this is standard Mandarin, why did he listen to it and let people do it. She quickly explained.

"It's not that you don't cheat people, it's a cheat lawyer. It turned out to be a pit lawyer with the surname of the department. ”

Yuwen CD This is deliberately joking with this paralegal.

"It's not a pit person, it's a sonorous sonor, a tenacious tenacity, and a sonorous lawyer. ”

The paralegal didn't know that Yuwen CD was joking. Hearing that this person was still talking about the pit people, he continued to explain the name of the lawyer in the ministry, and explained to explain, it sounded like a pit lawyer. Yuwen CD listened to the paralegal's explanation, and he felt funny in his heart.

"Hello, what do you need legal help from me?"

A young man, very handsome, urbane, politely asked. When the paralegal explained his name to the client, he kept shaking his head and looked helpless. It seems that such things happen quite often.

"I want to hire some maids and employ people, but I don't know how to be legal about this. ”

Yuwen CD began to consult.

"This boss, you don't understand the legal issues, as long as everything is operated properly, it will be legal. Even killing people is the same. ”

Lawyer Kengren followed the legal issue of Yuwen CD and launched a heart-to-heart tactic.

"Murder and arson are always a serious crime, how can it be legal?"

Yuwen CD was led astray by lawyer Kengren Min. Said without thinking.

"Is the execution of a condemned prisoner homicide?"

Lawyer Keng Ren of the Ministry of Justice, with a profound look, replaced the answer with a question. In fact, he has secretly changed the concept of homicide, which is a homicide for homicide by law, and homicide for execution. But ordinary people will not distinguish between these two concepts, and Yuwen CD is no exception, and he was also fooled by lawyer Kengren.

"It's murder. ”

Yuwen CD was indeed led astray by lawyer Kengren, in fact, as long as you don't follow his question to answer, you won't be taken to the ditch by him.

The execution of a murder is an act of law enforcement and the execution of a court's sentence in accordance with the law. Homicide, on the other hand, is intentional or negligent unlawful deprivation of another person's life. These two kinds of murder are two completely unrelated concepts, but they were deliberately confused into one concept by lawyer Kengren Min.

"It is not lawful to carry out the execution. ”

Lawyer Bengren asked these questions one after another, and he didn't give people room to think at all.

"Of course it's legal. Yuwen CD replied.

"So the key is to do it properly, operate it properly, and kill people legally. If you don't do it properly, it will be illegal to buy things with your own money, and it will be a crime. ”

Lawyer Kengren saw that the first step of the psychological attack was successful, and then carried out further psychological attack.

"I guess it's okay to buy things with my own money. ”

Yuwen CD answers the general situation, but in answering this question, he ignores that there are many special cases. For example, buying items that you know are stolen, such as buying murder. It's all a crime.

"Using the money in your pocket to buy drugs is not using your own money to buy things. Lawyer Kengren dug a hole for Yuwen CD again.

"It's buying things with your own money. Yuwen CD obediently jumped down. yes, isn't it a crime to buy drugs?

"So is it illegal to buy drugs with your own money, is it a crime? "Lawyer Kengren is really a trick.

"Yes!"

Yuwen CD replied. But he didn't know that he had been pitted now, and that the person who jumped into it had dug it for him.

"So, we have to do what the law requires, and that's what is legal. ”

Lawyer Kengren made a concluding speech. His heart-to-heart battle has served its purpose.

"Then what do I have to do to hire people to be legal. ”

Yuwen CD is concerned about the problem of hiring maids and employing people, and now no matter what killing, the problem of buying drugs.

"I'm sorry. We are providing services for a fee. Our rule is to charge a fee for consultation with a lawyer. There are fees here. ”

Lawyer Kengren saw that the person was fooled, so he began to talk about money.

Paid service is to get the service has to pay the price to compensate, the price here is the Chinese old man's head transaction currency, and there is a detailed charging standard.

Lawyer Keng Ren of the Talking Department handed Yuwen CD a list of fees and pointed to him in the column of consultation fees.

Yuwen CD looked at the consultation price list, saw that the consultation was 200 yuan an hour, and said, "Yes, I will talk to you about 200 yuan." Yuwen CD decided to consult for an hour.

"If you choose to charge by the hour, it will be a loss, I suggest, you still charge by the piece, so that 1,000 yuan a piece. ”

Lawyer Kengren quickly took back the price list from Yuwen CD's hand and suggested.