Chapter 172: Immortal Body
Zhang Wu persuaded a few words, and it was regarded as a joke, but the more he talked about it, the more wrong it became.
The more Nie Baji listened, the more attentive he became, and he took it seriously!
"Brother Nie, you will take it seriously, this Liuqin girl is not easy to raise, she is very worldly, she pursues fame and fortune, climbs the dragon and attaches the phoenix, she is not worthy of you at all!" Zhang Wu had a strange expression.
If Nie Baji is a merry boy, well-informed, and plays with women, his means are naturally superb, and he can control Liuqin, but you are just a junior brother, you are really good with Liuqin, and I don't know who is in charge of whom!
Thinking of this, my heart was shocked, there is a realization, a woman robbery!
"I'm a wooden person, I don't understand the affairs of men and women, but I also know that I need fate, if she really likes me, worldly fame and fortune will not be a problem!" Nie Baji replied faintly.
He is thirty years old, and he should have started a family a long time ago.
Although he was born as a martial arts idiot, he was born for boxing all his life, but he also had to taste the love of men and women.
Even if there is no Liuqin, there are other women, maybe even Liuqin is not as good, at least they are still famous students of Imperial Capital University, with high culture, knowledge, and appearance, it is more than enough to match a short man like you.
Zhang Wu was speechless for a while, he didn't know what to say, he just wanted to pump his big mouth, nothing to joke!
At this moment, someone pushed the door in, not the two women, but the servants in a hurry: "Eighth Young Master, are those two ladies your friends?"
"What's wrong?" Nie Baji's eyes widened, his temper was not small, and he was majestic.
"They rushed into Miss Nine and were caught!"
"Isn't the ninth sister recruiting the army, when did she come back?" she got up as she spoke, followed Zhang Wu, and went to look for someone under the leadership of the servant.
"On the way home, I said that I came back to see you, and you also know that Miss Nine has a strange personality...... I like beautiful women, I saw the fairy-like girl, and deliberately bumped into others, not letting me go" There are words in the next person's words, women like beautiful women, good feminine style!
"Your ninth sister won't be a lesbian, right?" Hearing the words of the next person, Zhang Wu was relieved, the second daughter must be fine, and quietly asked Nie Baji next to him.
"The dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, my ninth sister is no worse than your girlfriend, and she is also a fairy, but her temper is a little stronger" Nie Baji tilted his eyes and skimmed Zhang Wu.
Lao Yuan heard the smug and unbridled laughter, very arrogant.
Liu Qin was trembling beside her, her face frightened and frightened.
Han Xiaolei clasped her hands tightly, standing there and didn't dare to move, there were women around her, judging her head, and even touching her waist with her hands, more lustful than men, and her mouth was unforgiving: "The chick is good, the world is stunning, the heart is pure, suitable for me to be a girlfriend, you think about it!"
If a man says this, Zhang Wuer will abolish him first without saying a word, but why is it so awkward for a woman to say this, even if people tease your girlfriend, they can't be angry.
"I have a boyfriend and I love him very much," Han Xiaolei replied stubbornly.
"What is there to be obsessed with in stinky men, it will make people sick when they get close, the body odor is incredible, it is better for you to follow me, see how fragrant I am" said, Miss Nine opened the pores around her body, she is a figure who has become an immortal in boxing, and there are visions permeating, this is the "aura" spoken of in ancient times, and she is fascinated by it.
A sentence that women often hang on their lips is that it stinks men, men's metabolism is relatively fast, and they will have body odor soon, which must not smell good, plus the sweat discharged from the pores, if you don't take a bath often, people will stink.
If a woman's nose is ten times more sensitive than a normal person, then she can't get along with people, as long as she relies on men, she smells disgusting.
Relatively speaking, women's body odor is relatively good, especially for young girls, whose bodies have aromatic smells.
Han Xiaolei and Zhang Wu lived for a few days, sharing the same bed, and they were also affected, especially the things that remained in her body after the passion, which was equivalent to the nectar of the elixir, which made her body's energy field evolve, and the effect was thousands of times stronger than the blessing of the monks.
The body of the immortal who has become an immortal in boxing is pure and flawless, and the inner is like jade, and the fragrance of the immortal who eats grains and grains is relatively weak, and it has fallen into the dust.
After Zhang Wu got the Bigu Pill, he didn't eat the fireworks in the world, his internal organs were filled with breath, he didn't leave any filth, and his farts were fragrant, as long as he approached his woman, he had a good feeling.
Seeing Miss Nine selling a strange fragrance, Zhang Wu wanted to laugh, and as soon as his mind moved, the 84,000 pores around his body opened, and a smell more fragrant than sandalwood radiated, and for a while, the fragrance of birds and flowers was suppressed, making Miss Nine change color.
"Who?" his body tensed, and he waited for the battle, but his nose tried to stir, and his face showed a look of intoxication, and he couldn't stop.
"Ninth sister, are you back?Let me introduce you, this is Zhang Wu, and I have a lifelong friendship!" Nie Baji walked in and introduced Zhang Wu.
Miss Nine didn't reply, she followed the fragrance, as if a puppy smelled the breath of her master, circled around Zhang Wu twice, and finally closed her eyes, leaned on him, rubbed him with her head, flattered her master, and then stopped moving!
Han Xiaolei was jealous, her mouth was choked, and she was unhappy.
Zhang Wu pretended to cough, very embarrassed, the pores closed and received a strange fragrance, so he quietly looked at Miss Jiu, a woman is amazing, dusty, elegant, can fascinate people at a glance, and has a noble temperament, so that people dare not blaspheme.
Seeing Zhang Wu looking at her, Miss Nine snorted, not embarrassed by her actions just now, but asked Nie Baji: "Brother Starling, I heard rumors that the Son of Heaven abolished you, why don't I look like it?"
"It's a long story, the top of my head is closed, a little aura in my eyebrows has been erased, I have fallen to the mortal dust, only a skin can still be used, I am no longer an immortal" Nie Baji said with a smile, but the bitterness in his heart is only known to him.
"When Zigui is a god today, how can he be so cautious, why did he do this?"
"I don't know, maybe it's my Nie family, I'm afraid that I will become a god and overthrow his throne. ”
"Starling, don't be discouraged, wait a few more years, wait for your father to become a god, he is good-looking, my father can't do it, and I am!" Miss Nine patted her full chest, sensible, knowing that the Son of Heaven in front of her was powerful, and it would be useless for the Nie family to struggle again, and even if she was in a hurry, there would be a risk of extinction.
At this time, Han Xiaolei had quietly come to Zhang Wu's side and hooked his fingers.
Liu Qin still looked so nervous that she was going to die, she was so frightened that she couldn't figure it out, and her shameless method was only good in front of Zhang Wu.
"She's your girlfriend?
"What do you want to do?" Zhang Wu secretly guarded himself, this woman is unreasonable, and even her words are provocative, what is a violent heavenly thing, your uncle's!
But he has a Zen disease, and his skills are only three layers, so he may not be the opponent of this female dinosaur when he really fights.
"Sister never speaks human words, only myths, who is whose woman, all TM is temporary, I see that you are also a martial artist, let's follow the rules of the rivers and lakes, fight, the winner gets a beauty!"
"Don't fight!" replied.
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Miss Jiu's name is Nie Jiugong, the prime minister is very interesting, the dragon gave birth to nine sons, and he came to my house to have a heavenly way.
At the beginning of the word Nie, Taiyi, Liangyi, Sancai, Sixiang, Wuxing, to the Nine Palaces, heaven and earth are all wrapped in one family, isn't he, who is a father, going to dig the position of God?
Looking at Nie Jiugong's hateful appearance, Zhang Wu smiled secretly in his heart, our Xiaolei is not an item, so my brother will not use her as a bargaining chip for betting.
A woman's appearance and a man's heart, Nie Jiugong took the lead and led everyone to visit her residence.
Han Xiaolei snuggled up to Zhang Wu tightly, and behind him was Nie Baji, who was deliberately two steps slower, pretending to be polite, greeting the guests with a smile, taking care of everything, and then walking at the end with Liu Qin.
"My ninth sister is a little fierce, scaring you, right?"
"It doesn't matter, it's good if she's gone, it's scared to death" Liu Qin patted her chest, quietly looked forward, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Immortals have majesty, if they deliberately target an ordinary person, they don't need to do anything, as long as their faces are tense and their muscles are entangled, they will be like wolves, and the atmosphere will freeze, and people with weaker wills will cry immediately.
"Actually, my ninth sister is still very cute, but no man can submit her" My own sister, naturally I have to explain more.
"It's better for me to have less contact with her, your Prime Minister's Mansion is really luxurious, if only I could live here permanently" Liu Qin lowered his head and glanced at Nie Baji, thinking carefully, and deliberately clichéd.
It is indeed looking down, Liu Qin is 1.65 meters tall, Nie Baji is only 1.5 meters, his arms are short and his legs are short, nearly a head taller than him, and it is very interesting for the two to walk together.
"If you like it, you can come every day in the future!" Nie Baji smiled slightly, and when he saw the flowery Liu Qin showing a look of adoration to himself, he couldn't help but feel arrogant in his heart, straightened his waist, and pretended to be very confident.
"Really?" the girl was overjoyed, and grabbed Nie Baji's arm, full of coquettishness, obviously aware that Nie Baji had a good impression of her, and the golden beetle's son-in-law ...... Although her appearance and height are not good, she is also the son of the prime minister, and with this title alone, she can burst all her pride.
Zhang Wu didn't have to look back, he knew everything about what was happening behind him, the corners of his mouth twitched, but he suddenly thought of something and shocked himself.
When he met Nie Baji for the first time, he said that he was found by qi induction, but he looked like he was on a blind date, and he was wearing a suit, making it clear that he had a different purpose, because he made a big fuss at the drinking party, which made him unaccustomed to it, and he broke the forbearance.
After that, Liu Qin ran away, Nie Baji didn't see her, and the matter passed.
I came to visit today, I met Liu Qin for no reason on the way, and I wanted to follow with my dead face, and I was even more cheap, I ruined people's good things last time, and this time I personally opened my mouth to match people and return the cause and effect.
Now that I suddenly think of it, I can't help but realize that what is destined by heaven is really in vain, and you can't avoid it if you go through it like this.
Thinking of this, of course, Han Xiaolei who knows Liuqin best, quietly asked, "Does Liuqin have a boyfriend?"
Han Xiaolei was surprised, but saw Zhang Wu's eyes tilted back, signaling her to turn back.
When the girl saw it, she immediately knew what her lover meant.
She has a boyfriend who has been around for six years, but she was admitted to the Imperial Capital College, the man is in his hometown, the mountains and rivers are too far away, and she never mentions it in front of outsiders. ”
"What are you two muttering?" Nie Jiugong's ears were sensitive, and when he looked back, he didn't look at Zhang Wu, but when he saw his brother and Liu Qinqing, he immediately frowned.
The eyes are introverted, the pupils are amber, and when he sees the slight knowledge, he looks at Liuqin at a glance, which makes the girl break out in a cold sweat for no reason, but she doesn't understand why, she only feels that God is peeking into her secrets, which is more revealing than taking off her pants.
At a glance, Nie Jiugong realized that this woman is a water-based poplar person, with a fire-shaped pointed face, ears turned outward, small earlobes, a chin as sharp as a goose egg, a big and straight nose, a small cherry mouth, a slender neck, and charming tears, she must be a prodigal daughter.
But she didn't bother rashly, just with a cold light in her eyes, if you really like Nie Baji, forget it, people can change their ways, they should be given a chance, if it's just playing, I'll screw your head!
Men don't beat women, but I do!
"Don't look at it, be careful that your brother discovers" Zhang Wu is so sensitive, within a radius, no fierce light can escape his induction, and the psychological changes of the person in front of him are in his heart.
Nie Baji is destined to have this catastrophe.
"You are my brother's friend, do you still want to help him when you know the result?" Nie Jiugong complained of dissatisfaction, and his temper was very big.
"It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, your brother is thirty years old, it's time to have a woman, marriage can't be stopped, you can't stop it, you can't see your brother's appearance, you're full of energy, you have high ambitions, you have a strong desire to perform, you can't manage your heart, and you feed the dog with a fist, which is fatal to the martial arts, if you don't go this way, you will meet a fox spirit when you go out in the future, and he will fall on the street and die!"
"Fallacy!"
"Haha......" Zhang Wuhan laughed, he didn't want to talk about these anymore, and he talked about these truths with female men who no man dared to ask for, and played the piano to the cow, in vain.
The words changed, and he was very interested in the things of the conscription army: "Listen to your brother, you are conscripting the army, how is it there, is it fun?"
"It's fun, just a commodity like you, you have to be killed for three days after you enter! The top combat power of the Taiyuan Empire is basically conscripting the army, this is the ultimate goal of the martial arts, and the immortals are all over the place, and you are also a little Luo Luo when you go in" Nie Jiugong cut a voice to express disdain.
"I know a person named Tang Shan, what is his status in your conscription army?"
"Do you know him? This person is a genius, I heard that it is a mountain man from the horn of Gada, but he has great perseverance, and he has been mixed from a small soldier to worship in ten years, which is a precedent, but he assisted the great assassin Nan Fansheng to escape, and he went against the Taiwei Yingche, and has been expelled!"
"If I go to levy the army, will you collect it?"
"What are you capable of, show your hands and take a look, if you can convince me sincerely, this girl will write you a letter of introduction, and you will be the capital commander when you go in, leading hundreds of troops!"
"Du Tongcai leads a hundred people, are you kidding?"
"You know what a fart! The ordinary logistics soldiers of the conscription army are all masters of the transformation realm, and the formal soldiers are at least Dan Jin, practicing the same kind of martial arts, good at battle formations, and the officials are all immortals, how can they deter the land of Taiyuan without this kind of background, what the sword is pointing to, the Great Sect is surrendered!"
Nie Jiugong scolded Fang Xuan.