Chapter 9 The Green Mountains Are Still Present
Along the way, he was about to reach the boundary of Guangzong, and there was not much war in front of the scouts, so Cao Cao simply asked the brigade to camp thirty miles outside Quyang City, where the Yellow Turban Army was stationed, and waited for Huangfu Song to lead the main force to arrive.
I have nothing to do, Cao Cao also brought me a few notebook novels, which are nothing more than young heroes fighting swords in the rivers and lakes (I noticed that the heroes in notebook novels all use swords, but rarely use knives), and it is also very interesting to kill traitors and practice magic skills to hold beauties, etc., but it is also very interesting, so I watched it a few nights in a row.
That's it, more than 20 days have passed in the blink of an eye, and the azure robe on my body has been washed several times, and the soldiers have also complained. said that it was not very fishy to be a vegetarian for a long time, and the woman had not seen one for a month, and it was really itchy. I think it's okay, I'm used to living on Zhongnan Mountain all year round, and it's already a good day to have a full meal.
The soldiers were lazy and slept until three o'clock a day, but these days were no different to me. Every morning I still walk, practice knives, and do chores. In the past few days, I have secretly figured out Guan Yu's knife technique, and I only feel that his knife technique is very simple, but every move has the beauty of each move, and I practice according to my memory. Guan Yu was in a hurry to get out that day, and his sword technique defeated me with his strength. No matter how domineering the knife technique of the outer door is, when you meet a real master who cultivates both inside and outside, it is like a child's frolic, and you can only laugh and be generous. But this inner family cultivation is more important to the camp step by step, and the meridians of the large and small points in the body are polished and penetrated like marching formations.
I also heard my master say that some hermits on Zhongnan Mountain, Taoist priests with natural roots and leading masters, have to practice one day in the mountains, and strive to reach the realm of the Great Dao that resonates with the biochemistry of that day. Internal force is not food, stuffed into the stomach can be stuffed to fill up, where can I go out of thin air to add more than ten or twenty years of precious internal strength. Why don't you go and find some way to take the crooked path of the evil sect? I wiped the big knife, frowned, and opened my eyes, full of clouds.
On this day, I was practicing 6,000 times in the school field, when suddenly the scout came to report that the army of Huangfu Song had arrived. Cao Cao was ordered to be the vanguard and fight the Yellow Turban Army outside Quyang City. Cao Cao got the order, and immediately opened the camp and headed towards the city of Quyang. The general defending the city is Zhang Bao, and the Yellow Turban Army has suffered defeats in recent days, so he can't hold out. Cao Cao and I fought horses to the city and reported our names, but who expected that it would be like a stone sinking into the sea, although there were many gasping on the city wall, but no one took care of us.
Cao Cao saw that it was not a way to stand like this, and beckoned me to go back to my camp. I patted the horse, but it didn't move, and I looked down to see that the horse was bored after standing for too long, and actually fell asleep.
Lazy!
Cao Cao had a plan, ordered 5,000 soldiers to scold in unison, what "fuck your mother", "thief your mother", "stinky basket", "Niang Xipi" were all scolded, the soldiers were originally rude men from all over the world, scolding people is a must, some words opened my eyes, I had to recite the "Tao Te Ching" silently in my heart.
After scolding, sure enough, the Yellow Turban Army couldn't bear it, "squeaked", the city gate was opened, and a four-wheeled vehicle slowly came out. Sure enough, I only heard Cao Cao say: "It turned out to be Zhang Jiao who came in person."
The soldiers were still scolding, and as soon as Zhang Jiao arrived in front of the battle, he actually spit out a mouthful of blood "wow". Throughout the ages, there don't seem to be many people who can scold before the battle and vomit blood.
I only heard Zhang Jiao come to the front of the formation, shook the gossip fan lightly, and said: ", you came to my Quyang City, didn't you want to join my Yellow Turban Army and do a career together?"
Cao Cao scolded: "Boldly rebel against thieves, bring disaster to the country and the people, and dare to speak wildly when death is imminent!
"Piffon dares to deceive me?"
Zhang Jiao shook the feather fan lightly, and there were words in his mouth, and suddenly the sky was covered with dark clouds, the wind was raging, and there seemed to be thousands of troops and horses rushing in the air. Cao Cao and his steed were so shocked that they didn't bother to greet me, so they turned around and ran, fearing that they would run ten miles away.
I stood still with my bad horse, and I heard only a small commotion, and it turned out that my horse was scared to pee, and I was completely frightened. Fortunately, there is still a trace of clarity in my spiritual platform, and I know that if I don't run at this time, I won't be able to run anymore. So he slammed the back of the horse on the buttocks, and the horse was in pain, and ran away before he could finish urinating. But instead of running backwards, he ran towards Zhang Jiao.
I said "bitter" in my heart. Seeing that I was about to reach the carriage with Zhang Jiao, countless black shadows blocked the way in front of me, and my right eyelid jumped wildly, so I had to pick up the big knife with my scalp, and the dance was so fierce that even I felt afraid.
When I arrived at Zhang Jiao, I mustered up all my strength and jumped up from the horse, and the knife slashed "auspicious", but with a "bang", a knife slashed to the ground, because I fell too hard and ate a, and almost knocked off two of my front teeth. Although I was discouraged, I was fortunate to see that Zhang Jiao's carriage had long since disappeared, and the dark clouds in the sky had dispersed.
But in just a little bit of urine, Cao Cao's 5,000-strong army was the only one left present, standing with a knife and looking at the sky and the sky. At that time, the sun was setting, stretching my lonely shadow.
"The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. "I carried the knife on my back, pulled the bad horse, and hummed a little song to retreat behind my back.
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When I returned to the big tent, Cao Cao had just returned, and the generals searched everywhere, but found Cao Cao under a dirt slope ten miles away. When he saw the general coming, he straightened his clothes, pretending to be calm and slowly returned.
I saw that Cao Cao was fine, so I calmed down. On the evening of the same day, Cao Cao wrote a letter to General Huangfu Song, saying that the Yellow Turban Army Demon Law was powerful and it was difficult to win. After receiving the letter, Huangfu Song was also at a loss, and only replied with four words: "Think about it in the long run."
At night, I had fallen asleep, and was reading the chivalrous notebook novel, but Cao Cao came to my tent barefoot, and ran directly into my bed. I was shocked, hurriedly grabbed the placket, and said, "You...... What are you going to do?"
"Hehe," Cao Cao smiled lewdly, "I'm going to put you to good use." As he spoke, he grabbed my hand.
"You...... You...... I'm going to pee. "I'm in a hurry.
"Just one sentence, I'll go with you. Cao Cao's eyes lit up. I had no choice but to accept my fate, kicked my legs, and said, "...... You tap. ”
Cao Cao ignored me and said, "Today, Zhang Jiao defeated me with a demon method, and I am really unconvinced. I thought about it for a long time just now, and this demon method has to be used by people who know how to practice in order to resolve it. But this area is the territory of the Yellow Turban Army for hundreds of miles, where can you go to find strange people? I think about it, aren't you a Taoist priest of some kind of religion in the past? It seems that the heavy responsibility of cracking the demon law is about to be handed over to you. ”
I took a long breath and realized that Cao Cao meant this, and it turned out to be a false alarm. I said casually: "The little Taoist priest has some magical powers, I don't know if you want to draw a talisman town house or drive away mold and evil spirits?"
This turned out to be what I was used to saying on Zhongnan Mountain, and of course I said it in passing.
"Ward off evil spirits!" Cao Cao said, "If you can draw talismans to exorcise ghosts, that's the best!"
My scalp tingled, this was originally a fool's thing, and the devil knows if the magic against Zhang Jiao had any effect. I muttered, "This ...... Let me think again. ”
"I thought about it twice, and that's it. I'll start drawing talismans tomorrow, and I'll make sure you're a county lieutenant when you're done. After Cao Cao finished announcing, he left happily as if he had obtained a treasure. But I was worried in my heart, and I was thinking about what should happen to this matter, Zhang Jiao's demon method was really powerful, and I would lose my life if I wasn't careful.
Suddenly I felt an urgency to urinate, so I left the tent and found a place where no one was there to pee. This soak of urine was very long, and I looked up at the starry sky and stood for a long time. The Big Dipper appeared in my sight, and I had a flash of inspiration in my mind, and I went back to the camp and went to sleep peacefully.
Early the next morning, according to my Taoist secret method, I instructed my soldiers to take more dog blood and prepare more filthy things such as feces, and I drew a charm myself. When you stay in the array, if the spirit rune is useless, you will pour out a bucket full of dog blood, and it is estimated that you can also break the demon law. In addition, I was still not at ease, according to the master's teaching, I drew the general appearance of the Big Dipper Seven Star Array, as well as the superficial method of transformation (mainly the esoteric I don't understand), and handed it over to Cao Cao, so that he could rehearse the soldiers according to this formation.
Cao Cao's face was full of suspicion, and he didn't know what the hell I was doing. But now, I have to be a dead horse as a live horse doctor. After five days, the general arrangements came to a halt, and we led the army to the front again. This life-and-death battle with the Yellow Turban Army is about to begin.