Chapter 3 Bitter Melon Hero
The sudden appearance of the toad frightened Tongling Baoyu, he couldn't understand the meaning of the toad's cry, as if he was strongly stimulated, he was also quacking there.
"Your uncle! This is a symptom of eating too many brain fragments, right? Isn't this Donald Duck in Cat and Mouse? Is it that I have watched too many cartoons of Cat and Mouse and become a fan of Donald Duck? Fans are fans, and don't always rattle. What are you going to sell? ”
The toad croaked in response.
"Little toad, won't you speak? I'll have to give you a name, what's your name?"
Tongling Baoyu saw that the toad would only croak, although this cry was a subdued tone, but he couldn't hear the meaning of the toad's cry.
He thought to himself: "It's bitter to have no one to accompany you, and it's also bitter to have someone who can't talk together, and it's unspeakably miserable." Then call him bitter gourd. ”
Tongling Baoyu is accustomed to choosing names for the characters around her, and today she saw this high-IQ toad, and her interest in naming people has risen.
But the bitter gourd name that was given to this toad next is really unflattering.
"Your uncle's. Isn't Uncle Toad talking? If Uncle Toad talks like you, won't he become your uncle's monster? Look at what kind of bitter gourd name you give Uncle Toad. ”
The toad still screamed in a low voice, expressing its meaning. Even so, he didn't realize that there was anything wrong with the language barrier, because he could understand the language of the Tongling Jade, and that was enough for him.
"Did you eat too many brain fragments? The brain is not bright enough. I am the incarnation of Tongling Baoyu and the composite of Jia Baoyu, you can call me Tongling Baoyu. It's just the two of us here, it's really bitter, and you can only croak, so I'll call you bitter melon, how about it?
Tongling Baoyu because he has been alone for too long, he finally came to life, although he is a little depressed in his heart, but it is better than when there is no life to accompany him. When I thought about it like this, I felt much more comfortable, so I joked with the toad. He really did what the toad thought, and gave the toad the name of bitter melon.
As expected, this guy has really eaten brain fragments, otherwise, how would he know that there are brain fragments. Look at the name he gave to Uncle Bitter Gourd, saying that you are young and demented and don't wronged you at all. ”
The toad complained, but Tongling Baoyu couldn't understand.
"Your uncle's! Really, bitter gourd is bitter gourd, the name is just a mark, what does it matter what it is called. Anyway, Uncle Bitter Melon is also bitter and unspeakable, and he can only croak bitterly. No, you're uncle! I'm a cool croak. ”
The toad rolled its eyes and barked.
"I'm sorry, I'm not good at naming monsters! It's not nice to call it bitter melon, is it?
Tongling Baoyu screamed when she saw the bitter gourd toad, and rolled her eyes to look at herself. I thought that the bitter gourd toad was not satisfied with the name, and slandered in my heart: "What's the big deal, isn't it just a name, don't be so emotional." ”
"Your uncle's! This brain-dead fake jade, just a name, what is the name is different, first call it and then don't change it, it's still cool, it's not as good as bitter gourd. ”
The bitter melon toad screamed, twisted its buttocks, shook its head, and blinked its big blood-red eyes with a very dissatisfied expression.
Seeing this meaning, the toad learned the skill of naming Tongling Baoyu and accepted the name of this bitter gourd.
Tongling Baoyu didn't know if the toad was dissatisfied with the monster because he said he was a monster, or if he was simply dissatisfied with the bitter gourd name. I was also quite apologetic in my heart, and quickly apologized:
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, Bitter Melon Hero! ”
He felt that no matter what kind of melon it was, as long as he added the word hero, it would be much more pleasing to the ear, and it didn't matter if he was called a melon hero.
"Your uncle! You brain-dead fake jade, I don't know how powerful this bitter gourd uncle is, if you know that this bitter gourd uncle is a tool spirit in the Tai Illush realm, and can easily control everything in the Tai Imaginary Realm, you brain-dead fake jade don't give the bitter gourd uncle a five-body throw. ”
The bitter gourd toad screamed and nodded, fully accepting the title.
"Quack!quack!"
When Tongling Baoyu was stunned, the bitter gourd hero couldn't bear the loneliness and shouted at Tongling Baoyu.
"What do you mean? Bitter melon hero, no matter how loud you raise your voice, I don't understand what you mean, it's too difficult to communicate with you, I don't know which brain is dead, which life is bitter. ”
Tongling Baoyu scratched her head vigorously and complained helplessly.
Seeing Tongling Baoyu's depressed appearance, the bitter gourd hero responded loudly, what he meant:
"Of course it's your brain-dead fake jade brain-dead, it's my bitter gourd hero's life, I don't know this, what are you not brain-dead. ”
"I'm depressed, I'm depressed, with the bitter gourd hero, I don't understand the meaning of this quack, it's clear that this is an alternative language, looking at his very profound appearance, I really regret not learning foreign languages with the TV in the world!"
Tongling Baoyu muttered there depressedly, listening to what he meant, it seemed that the TV programs in the world had a foreign language about toads.
"This brain-dead fake jade, it's you who is depressed, it's you who can't understand, my bitter gourd uncle can understand anything, I smile proudly, I smile proudly!"
The bitter gourd hero shouted triumphantly, revealing a smug smile.
Tongling Baoyu looked at the toad in front of him, listening to the toad's language, and felt that this subdued and frustrated voice must be a special language, and from the expression of the bitter gourd hero, the bitter gourd hero can understand his own words.
Looking at the smug expression of the bitter gourd hero, Tongling Baoyu was even more depressed, raised his right hand, scratched the back of his head vigorously, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, thinking:
"This bitter gourd hero must have his weird language method, I don't know if he will teach me to learn his advanced language method. Ask him to try. ”
This is a brilliant idea to solve the language barrier, Tongling Baoyu has to learn a foreign language. This foreign language is a language outside of humanity.
"Bitter gourd hero, it seems that you can understand what I say, you must have a very high language method, this extremely high language method must be very good, can you let me learn and learn. Please advise!"
When I thought of it, I did it, and Tongling Baoyu said respectfully to the bitter gourd hero. The attitude is very humble, and it looks like he is eager to learn.
The bitter gourd hero looked at the Tongling Jade, as if he wanted to see through the whole body of the Tongling Jade.
Tongling Baoyu also sensed the gaze of the bitter gourd hero, and at the same time felt the penetrating nature of this gaze, and felt that his body was seen by the bitter gourd hero and did not hide any secrets, he felt that the eyes of the bitter gourd hero seemed to have found the jade pendant fused in his body.
"Oops! This big secret has also been revealed by the bitter gourd hero. ”
Tongling Baoyu's heartbeat intensified, and her breathing was rapid.