Chapter 580: Actually...... I am the Jade Emperor!

Shen Baishuang is out of customs.

But it was her sister Shen Zishuang who came.

This guy was still a cold and arrogant girl when he appeared, she was not close to anyone, and she looked like Bing Xue was smart, but she never expected that her IQ was only ...... Nine!

"Are you your sister Shen Zishuang, or your sister Shen Baishuang?"

Lu Qian comforted the big cat beside him, Rhubarb, stood up, looked straight, and asked solemnly.

Shen Zishuang held her hands behind her back, full of innocence and emotion, and tilted her head: "I am a sister and sister, is it necessary to distinguish so clearly?"

"Of course!"

Lu Qian glanced at her: "First of all, you have been in the house for nothing, and you have been in arrears for several months, and the rent, liquidated damages, and late fees add up, and you have to pay me back five hundred taels of gold." Also, Shen Baishuang and Ji Yao, Ruoshui also owe a lot of money when they play cards. ”

"Huh?"

Shen Zishuang was taken aback, and was a little at a loss: "How much does my sister owe?"

"Not much, just five thousand taels of gold. Also, Ji Yao, Ruoshui has already transferred your IOU to me, that is, I am now your creditor"

Lu Qian said indifferently.

"Five thousand taels, how can you lose so much?"

Shen Zishuang's beautiful eyes widened and she exclaimed.

“......”

At this time, Lu Qian was confirmed, and Shen Zishuang, the stupid person in front of him, couldn't help sighing: "It's been so long, I've been eating and drinking for you, why is your brain still so big, it is estimated that you can't feed the crabs." Moreover, the place where the meat should grow is still not long, and it is as flat as washing. It's weird, it's not in line with the law of conservation of energy!"

"Humph!"

Shen Zishuang's face turned red, and she looked down at her open mind again, her cheeks couldn't help bulging, she stomped her feet angrily, and was about to turn around and leave.

This guy is so bad! Not to mention scaring people, it will also hurt people! Lose her running over as soon as she gets out of the customs!

"Wait. ”

At this time, Lu Qian called out to her with a smile: "Come, I'll test you three very simple questions, if you answer correctly, I will reduce your rent for thirty years, and you don't have to pay back." ”

"Oh, you're not going to lie to me, are you?"

Shen Zishuang looked happy and turned around, but immediately her face was full of suspicion.

"How can it be? Although you are often duplicitous, confused, unreliable, and like to contradict your boss, how can you talk to me for so long, how can I be willing to lie to you?"

Lu Qian said with a smile.

When Shen Zishuang heard this, her cheeks bulged even more, and she said in a muffled voice: "Hmph, Lord Lu, please talk about it!"

"Good!"

Lu Qian raised a finger: "The first question, what is it?"

"One. ”

Shen Zishuang looked at Lu Qian, and was shocked in her heart. How is this question so simple? Does he want to release water on purpose?

"The second question, how much is this?"

This is, Lu Qian stretched out two fingers and asked again.

"II. ”

When Shen Zishuang heard this, she felt a little joy in her heart, and Lu Qian was really releasing water.

Sure enough, Lu Qian smiled and said the third question: "So, what is one plus one?"

As he spoke, he held out three fingers.

"Three!"

Shen Zishuang subconsciously blurted out.

Lu Qian: "......"

Rhubarb: "......"

Big Cat: "......"

One person, one dog and one tiger, all looked at Shen Zishuang in shock, their faces full of disbelief.

Then, Shen Zishuang reacted, the smile on her face froze, and her snow-like face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The whole body is like a steamed red prawn, and hot steam is rising.

His head gradually drooped, and he wished that there was a hole in the ground that he would immediately burrow into.

Lu Qian stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder seriously: "Zishuang, I think you have a chance to ask Sanhua about arithmetic." Also, you have to find your parents quickly, first, persuade them to help you have another brother or sister, and second, let them help you find a good family as soon as possible, do not dislike your IQ, and are not afraid of passing on your IQ to future generations......"

Rumble.

Before she finished speaking, the sound exploded, and Shen Zishuang flashed black and white light all over her body, covered her face and flew away, and in the blink of an eye, she returned to her attic and threw herself into the arms of Fairy Lan Ji.

With a bang, the wooden door slammed shut.

"This guy is still a little thin-skinned. ”

Lu Qian shook his head and chuckled lightly, beckoning.

The colorful big cat and the big rhubarb roared twice, and followed Lu Qian to the front yard.

"Meet the prince. ”

"The slave has seen the prince. ”

"See the prince. ”

Along the way, as soon as the maid saw Lu Gan, she immediately saluted with respect and stood solemnly.

"Mother. ”

After a while, Lu Qian was busy in the front yard, commanding his servants to take care of Yunxi in the palace, so he smiled and bowed.

"Qian'er, I slept well last night. ”

The mother-in-law was dignified and generous, and said with a gentle smile: "When you came back last night, there were distinguished guests present, so my mother locked up the rhubarb, and the big tiger was by the lake in the backyard of the palace, and did not let them out." Oh, and your eagle eagle, now in the Condor Villa, thirty miles to the east, if you whistle, it should hear it and fly over. ”

"I see, my mother is really thoughtful, she is as good as Youxue, and Lord Yuezhang is really blessed!"

Lu Qian arched his hand, blew a rainbow fart, and asked with a smile: "Then again, what about Lord Yuezhang and Elder Fang, why didn't you see them?"

The mother-in-law smiled happily: "You kid is really good at coaxing people." Youxue's father, as well as her grandfather, are in Pipa Island, handling the paving of the Iron Ox Flying Road, and they should be back in a few days. By the way, Qian'er, you haven't had breakfast when you get up so early, this is not good, my mother will take you to the jade dining hall, where all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas have been prepared. ”

"Good. ”

Lu Qian did not refuse, and followed the mother-in-law to the southeast corner of the palace.

Soon, the two arrived at the jade dining room.

After sitting down, all kinds of delicate pastries, porridge and noodle soup were loosened.

Lu Qian feasted, and by the way, he also listened to a lot of teachings from his mother-in-law.

For example, what kind of moderation, don t hurt the child, spring fragrance, summer fragrance, autumn fragrance, winter fragrance and so on, the pure Lu Qian didn't understand it at all, but in front of the elders, he could only nod his head.

Halfway through eating, Yu Zhiqiu walked in under the leadership of the maid with Bai Shu, who had turned into a fox.

"Two, you also eat slowly, and the concubine will go to the kitchen to prepare a meal, but there is no spiritual fruit after the meal. As soon as the mother-in-law saw Yu Zhiqiu and the others, she got up and left.

Yu Zhiqiu hurriedly said a few words humbly and politely.

In the end, she still couldn't bear the enthusiasm, so she could only be pressed on a chair and obediently picked up jade chopsticks to eat.

Bai Shu was also put on another chair by her.

"Lu Qian, I didn't expect you to really break through the Gang Qi Realm in the previous year!

Yu Zhiqiu picked up a crystal dumpling and asked in shock while eating.

Last night, she followed Bai Susu to visit the night market, heard a lot of rumors about Lu Gan, and once again confirmed that Lu Qian had only broken through the Gang Qi Realm the year before last, and the two of them were shocked in their hearts.

This is already a reversal of common sense!

Even if he was the reincarnation of a human immortal, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so fast! Moreover, the strange thing is that he was stuck in the physical body realm for more than ten years before he broke through the Gang Qi?

This doesn't make sense!

"You really want to know?"

Lu Qian looked at Yu Zhiqiu, Bai Shu's curious gaze, frowned and asked.

Yu Zhiqiu Bai Shu nodded in unison.

"Okay. ”

Lu Qian took a sip of tea, cleared his throat, his expression became solemn, and said in a deep voice: "This is actually my biggest secret! I will only tell my closest people! Xuannu, Su Su, the two of you share life and death with me, treat each other with all sincerity, and see each other honestly, I will tell you this secret! Actually, ...... I am the Supreme Supreme God of Haotian Jinque, and the Heavenly Jade Emperor is the God of the Divine Beauty!"

(⊙_⊙)?

Yu Zhiqiubai's head was full of question marks.

"That's right! I'm the Jade Emperor!"

At this time, Lu Qian was extremely serious, and continued to transmit the voice: "On that night, I realized my true self, a little true spirit awakened, melted the fog of reincarnation, recalled my supreme identity, and broke through to the Gang Qi Realm, and then practiced all the way forward! Now, as long as the two of you work for me, the kind that doesn't need money, when I fly to the immortal realm and return to the position of the immortal emperor, I will immediately canonize you as the Nine Heavens Xuannu and rank in the immortal class!"

Yu Zhiqiu: "......"

Bai Shu: "......"

The eyes of the two of them seemed to say, are you stupid when we are?

"You don't believe me?"

Lu Qian frowned slightly, shook his head and sighed lightly: "That's it, you have nothing to do with immortals, I'm afraid it will be difficult to ascend in this life." ”

"Tell me, what do you want us to do for you?"

Yu Zhiqiu picked up the wine jug, poured a pot of wine with a grunt, and asked with a blank look at Lu Qian.

"Well, I just made it up. ”

Lu Gan nodded and said solemnly: "I'm going to kill a group of death row prisoners later, and I need you to help me sweep the formation and calm the field." ”

"Give money. ”

Bai Susu didn't say a word, and stretched out a snow-white fluffy paw towards Lu Gan.

The blue eyes were full of cunning, and the tail behind him was also very cheerful, and he seemed to be in a very happy mood.

"How much?"

Lu Qian asked casually.

"Hey, a hundred. Bai Susu directly opened his mouth: "I'm worth my money! As long as my talent is opened, anyone who wants to do it will be immediately fascinated by me, and under the peak martial saint, it will be affected!

Lu Qian frowned.

The 500,000 yuan stone he ran away with the money gave 100,000 to the Golden Pupil Heavenly Snake King, and was blackmailed by Zhu Qingtang for 60,000, and now there are only 340,000 left.

When I went to the capital and recruited troops, it was estimated that I would have to spend a lot of yuanshi.

This Bai Susu costs 100 yuan stone for a mouth, which is converted to 2 billion taels of gold!

"Hehe, if you don't want to give it, you can also play with that little bit who can play the piano. Such a cute little bit, hehe, it must be very comfortable to rub her face in her arms!"

Bai Shu's eyes were like crescent moons, and he said his purpose.

“......”

Lu Qian raised his eyebrows, this thing used to like to flirt with people, but Yaoyao is so cute and cute, maybe she will give her a mouthful of baldness.

Or just give the money.

At this moment, a slightly hoarse voice came from the door, and a guy wrapped in white gauze walked in: "Brother-in-law, it turns out that you are here! Hey, why is there a fox here?"

As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the snow-white fox's tail that Bai Shu was flicking.

Who knows, the fox's tail flashed with white light, as fierce as a pillar, and suddenly swept out and hit the chest of the comer.

"Ahh

With a scream, someone slammed into the glass window, vomited blood, flew into the sky, turned into a little meteor and flashed, and disappeared.

Lu Qianleng paused for a moment, thought for a moment, and a trace of doubt appeared in his eyes:

That person just now, could it be his brother-in-law, Fang Yun?