Ding Yixiong nodded and sighed: "I'm really racking my brains." "It looks physically and mentally exhausted.

Over there, Instructor Fan patted Wang Chaoren and Yu Hainan on the shoulder, and said with relief: "I just said it casually at the time, I didn't expect you to be so hearted!" He turned to the crowd, clapped his hands, and said loudly, "Students, the chief and the beautiful man have brought a well-prepared program for everyone, come on, applause welcome!"

As soon as they heard that there was a show to watch, the crowd applauded happily.

"Uh-huh, ahem. Wang Chaoren coughed twice in embarrassment.

"Ahem, ahem. Yu Hainan coughed dryly twice.

Wang Chaoren squeezed Yu Hainan's arm: "You say it first." ”

Yu Hainan squeezed Wang Chaoren's arm: "No, you still say it first." ”

The two didn't get to the point for a long time, and the onlookers thought it was part of their performance, which was quite interesting.

The two of them didn't give up a result for a long time, and if they continued like this, they would have to let the big break pass, so Wang Chaoren sighed and said it first, to the effect that although the school has only been a few weeks now, I have met a lot of classmates and conducted a very meaningful military training, which has really benefited a lot. Yu Hainan excused himself that the opportunity was rare, so let's take advantage of the new things that have happened to you since the beginning of school.

Xie Qin understands that this is a lip-synching comedy, Wang Chaoren is funny, and Yu Hainan is funny.

Wang Chaohumane: "The first thing to say is the soul of our fourth class - Brother Lingsheng!"

Everyone immediately looked at Xie Qin knowingly, and the latter's expression suddenly froze on his face.

Yu Hainan nodded: "It is indeed a soul figure." ”

At that moment, the two of them added fuel to the deeds of Brother Lingsheng and said it again: Brother Lingsheng is a bold man, and he is a real warrior, who dares to play the ringtone of his mobile phone at the opening ceremony, and the ringtone is also the opening music of the news broadcast......

The crowd burst into laughter.

I really didn't mean it, Xie Qin had a black line at his end, and his heart said that you can't let me go.

"Well, I think of one more thing. Wang Chaoren put on an expression of understanding.

Yu Hainan hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"

Wang Chaoren said in a low voice: "Actually, Brother Lingsheng is in an Internet café......"

Yu Hainan shouted: "What! Brother Lingsheng is still going to the Internet café?!"

When am I going to the Internet café! Xie Qin was dumbfounded.

Wang Chaohumane: "Now that Teacher Chang is not here, let's talk about it secretly......"

Yu Hainan said: "But the instructor is still there." ”

"It's okay, the instructor is our own people. Wang Chaoren said to Instructor Fan and Instructor Liu, "Instructor, don't tell our class teacher." A thoughtful tone.

The two instructors gave Xie Qin a playful look, then nodded with a smile.

Look at what I'm doing! I really didn't go to an Internet café! Xie Qin was very aggrieved.

Wang Chaohumanitarian: "Actually, it's not a bad thing, because Brother Lingsheng went to the Internet café to do a very meaningful thing, and we should vigorously advocate it." ”

Yu Hainan Daqi: "Eh, what can you do when you go to an Internet café that is worth advocating and very meaningful?"

"Actually, Brother Lingsheng went to the Internet café to ......" Wang Chaoren looked serious, "... Watch a collection of news broadcasts treasured by Internet cafes. ”

Who would go to see the collection of news broadcasts! What other Internet café would treasure the collection of news broadcasts! Xie Qin glared at the two of them through gritted teeth.

The laughter that erupted in the crowd immediately drowned out the roar inside him.

"Well, it's really something worth advocating," Yu Hainan nodded solemnly, "We all have to learn from Brother Lingsheng!"

The laughter of the crowd was louder.

Wang Chaoren clapped his hands: "After talking about the great deeds of Brother Ringtone, let's talk about the sleepy insect Lin Ziming." ”

Xie Qin glanced back and saw Lin Ziming, who was lying on his lap, trembling his shoulders.

Wang Chaoren asked Yu Hainan: "Hey, classmate Yu Hainan, do you know the three giants of our class?"

Yu Hainan put on a surprised expression: "Oh, there are three giants in our class, why don't I know?"

"Oh, you're so lonely. Wang Chaoren sighed, "I'll give you a literacy sweep, who will let me be good." That's the case, there are three students in our class who are particularly able to sleep, and they can sleep to the point of crying ghosts and gods to the point of shocking the world, so they are named the 'Big Three'. This first giant is Brother Ringtone, known as the 'God of Sleep' in the class. ”

Why is there still my business! Didn't you say that my deeds were over! Xie Qin heard a low laugh around him, and his head suddenly hurt.

Wang Chaoren said: "The second giant is a classmate of 'Pit Star' Zang Zhichao, known as 'Sleeping Saint'. ”

Zang Zhichao humbly said to himself: "In fact, people are not so able to sleep. ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

I don't know if you're relaxed or shameless...... Xie Qin said secretly in his heart.

"And as the finale giant of the first of the three giants, it is Lin Ziming, a classmate in our class! Known as 'Sleep Bully', let's sleep~ Sleep~ My dear baby~ That's such a Sleep Bully. ”

It seems that the first two are false, Lin Ziming is the protagonist, and after thinking about this, Xie Qin felt a lot more relieved.

Wang Chaoren sang and harmonized with Yu Hainan, and told this joke: "Sleeping God" Brother Ringtone, "Sleeping Saint" Zang Zhichao and "Sleeping Bully" Lin Ziming have been famous for a long time, and no one is convinced, and finally the three of them decided to make an appointment, starting with a day's morning self-study, the Big Three slept at the same time, and the person who woke up first was considered a loser, and the last person who woke up was the well-deserved head of the Big Three. So the three of them began to lie down to sleep from morning self-study, and at noon, the "sleeping saint" Zang Zhichao woke up first, Zang Zhichao knew that he had lost, so he went out to forage for food in frustration, and then went to class normally. And the "Sleeping God" Brother Ringtone woke up after school, and went home with Zang Zhichao in frustration, it was Friday, and after the weekend passed, when the two came to school on Monday morning, they saw the "sleeping master" Lin Ziming lying on the table, and he was still talking to himself depressedly: "Why did you sleep for so long or study early......

Everyone burst into laughter on the spot.

Xie Qin saw that Lin Ziming's shoulders were shaking very much, and he didn't know whether he was angry or laughing, and he just couldn't get up when he lay there.

Next, Wang Chaoren and Yu Hainan took every boy in the class to open a shabu-shabu, but the strange thing is that it was Xie Qin who appeared the most, covering everything from supporting roles to soy sauce, which made Xie Qin very depressed.

During the half-hour break, Wang Chaoren and Yu Hainan brought infinite joy to everyone, and even the fatigue of training was diluted.

When the two of them finished "Cross Talk Sketch" and bowed for a curtain call, Instructor Fan suddenly smiled and said, "The relationship between the two of you is really good." ”

"What a ......!" Wang Chaoren and Yu Hainan originally wanted to yell "what a fart", but fortunately they remembered in time that this was in front of the instructor, so they quickly put it away, and then the two hooked their shoulders and said to Instructor Fan with a hippie smile, "Hehe, that's that." ”

Instructor Fan smiled slightly, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, that's all for today's training, everyone go back and have a good rest, and perform well at the military parade tomorrow and disband!"

Everyone clapped their hands together and said, "Disband!"

Xie Qin and the 204 people walked back with the crowd of people returning to the dormitory while talking, and when they arrived at the door of the dormitory, they suddenly heard someone behind him shouting to him: "Brother Ringing!"

Xie Qin was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that this is a men's dormitory, how can there be a girl's voice? Did I hear it wrong?

The pretty voice said again: "Brother Ringtone!"

Xie Qin looked back and saw Liu Wan and Lu Xiaoyu running over, their faces were a little red, probably because they were running too quickly.

"What's the matter?" asked Sechin.

"That, Brother Lingsheng," Liu Wan, who has always been generous, actually stood up, as if there was something unspeakable, "You still have ...... Passage slips?"

The 204 people stopped and looked at the three of them, and when they heard Liu Wan's question, their hearts were as wide as Zang Zhichao and immediately said loudly: "Of course-" Ding Yixiong on the side raised his hand to cover his mouth and pressed the second half of his sentence back into his stomach.

"It's so hot, let's go buckle the pot!" Ding Yixiong said as he winked at everyone.

The 204 assisters immediately understood, shouted "I'll go too, I'll go too", and ran into the dormitory building behind Ding Yixiong, before they left, they turned around and squeezed their eyes at the confused Xie Qin, and picked a thumbs up by the way: Look how good we have done! You're welcome, please call us Lei Feng!

What kind of trouble is this virtue going to make! How can these people become gods and gods! Xie Qin held his forehead with a headache, and turned to Liu Wan and said, "I still use the passage slip in my hand, what are you going to use it to buy?"

Liu Wan and Lu Xiaoyu glanced at each other, and the faces of the two of them appeared at the same time, and they squirmed: "That... That ......"

Classmate Lu Xiaoyu has always been shy and afraid of seeing people, Liu Wan, what is going on with you? Xie Qin looked at the two of them in confusion.

After a while, Liu Wan took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind, and said to Xie Qin, "We're going to buy a big band-aid." ”

"Huh?" Xie Qin was stunned, he thought of snacks and drinking water, but he just didn't think of any "big band-aid", and subconsciously asked, "Big band-aid?"

Liu Wan's expression was very serious: "Well, big band-aids." ”

Xie Qin was puzzled: "Is anyone in your dormitory injured?"

This time, it was Liu Wan and Lu Xiaoyu's turn to be stunned: "Huh?

Xie Qin nodded, and said as a matter of course: "Yes, aren't you going to buy a big band-aid?

Liu Wan and Lu Xiaoyu glanced at each other, this person ...... I don't know what a big band-aid means, right?

Xie Qin glanced at the two of them, and his expression suddenly became solemn: "Could it be that he was seriously injured?"