Chapter 5 You still want to run after pretending to beep
It's over?
However, this is different from the script in their hearts, and it's completely reversed.
Everyone present had a ghostly expression, and they couldn't believe that Xu Xiaodong, who was tall and tall, was actually knocked to the ground by a bamboo stick, and his appearance was still so painful.
"Do you know it's wrong?"
Looking at Xu Xiaodong, who was also in disbelief in front of him, Qingfeng asked the other party softly, don't look at him just using a bamboo stick, but it is not too difficult for him to really kill people with this thing.
"You're sick, let's knock me down first!"
Xu Xiaodong took advantage of the breeze to ask and retreated some distance, and forced himself to endure the pain and put on a fighting posture on the spot, in order to tell the onlookers that he had nothing to do.
"Damn! I'll just say, how could Brother Dong be knocked to the ground by a mere bamboo strip, this thing is not afraid of elementary school students!"
"According to my analysis, it should have accidentally swept Dong Ge's previous wound, otherwise it would never seem to be so painful!"
“......”
Seeing that Xu Xiaodong was still quite active, the dead live broadcast room finally regained some popularity, but most of the people who followed the crowd did not dare to speak again.
After all, the way Xu Xiaodong fell to the ground, they all saw it with their own eyes, and the painful appearance was definitely not fake.
"It's easy to defeat you, but the purpose of Poor Dao today is to teach you how to be a man"
Qingfeng said and shook the bamboo strip on his hand indifferently, a cultivator will never say anything, saying that if you want to teach him to be a man, you must teach him to be a man.
"Who teaches who to be a human being, it is not certain!"
After Xu Xiaodong finished speaking angrily, he slammed towards Qingfeng's vital point, and there was the scene just now, he didn't know how many fans he was going to lose, it was all money.
For him, who aspires to be the number one Internet celebrity, blocking people's money is like killing his parents, how can he not be in a hurry.
At this time, he just wanted to quickly defeat the damn Taoist priest in front of him, and then settle the balance with the live broadcast company as a sponsor, and then find a group of sailors to whitewash his reputation.
Although he looks like five big and three thick, his brain is not stupid, and the reason why he uses traditional Chinese culture as a stepping stone is also to achieve the purpose of becoming famous quickly.
Now it seems that his routine has to be changed, and he will shape himself as a person who speaks unintentionally and is bent on eliminating harm for the real traditional martial arts.
As for whether he can succeed in whitewashing, he is not worried at all, because there are too many idiots on the Internet, and as long as there is a little guidance, it will turn into a new force.
"Unbearable!"
Seeing that the other party rushed again, Qingfeng said coldly, and the bamboo strip in his hand instantly waved an afterimage, but compared with the previous two, he was slightly less powerful this time.
"Ahh...hh
Xu Xiaodong's eyes widened and he let out a series of painful exclamations, and while jumping to his feet, he secretly said in his heart how could it be, he had obviously made sufficient preparations in terms of footsteps and offensive defense.
But how could it be easily blocked by a bamboo bar, it's not scientific at all, and the most important thing is that from the beginning, this Taoist priest doesn't seem to have moved his footsteps.
The scene fell silent again, only Xu Xiaodong's cries of pain and the crisp sound of bamboo strips intertwined in the courtyard.
No one in the live broadcast room dared to speak for Xu Xiaodong anymore, the scene had already become that ghost, and they could still talk nonsense with their eyes open.
Don't talk about them, even the group of sailors who collected money and were responsible for leading the rhythm didn't know how to deal with it at this time, and the boss of this scene didn't talk about the plan.
"Bang! bang!"
Qingfeng controlled the rhythm according to Xu Xiaodong's reaction, and whenever the opponent wanted to attack or retreat, he would use bamboo sticks to pump on his sore points, so that the opponent could not advance or retreat.
Pretending to be forced and still want to run, how can there be such an easy thing in the world, this Taoist chief must teach the other party how to be a good person today, and the blessing of immeasurable Tianzun.
"Do you know it's wrong?"
Slowly, Xu Xiaodong stopped his resistance, and when Qingfeng saw this, he no longer waved the bamboo stick in his hand, but asked again with a gentle gaze.
"Good chance!"
Xu Xiaodong, who sensed the opportunity to get out, immediately rolled over, wanting to leave first, but his idea was obviously a fool's dream.
Before his back hit the ground, the whole person was stopped by the bamboo strip of the breeze, and it was pumped and spun like a spinning top on the spot.
"Stop! Stop, Brother Dong, are you alright?"
Xu Xiaodong's assistant on the side cut off the live broadcast with a snap when he saw this, and hurriedly pounced on Xu Xiaodong, who was rolling on the ground, leaving millions of live broadcast viewers stunned in the face of the black screen.
And Qingfeng had to stop what he was doing when he saw it, he couldn't educate this assistant together.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, the police handle the case!"
At this time, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd of onlookers, and I saw the officers of the Taolingou Police Station walking in fully equipped, but the strange thing was that there was some unfinished feeling in their eyes.
"The two of you have a private competition, which has seriously affected public order, come with us to the office to find out the situation!"
The director who led the team first showed the documents in his hand according to the rules, and then said solemnly to Qingfeng and Xu Xiaodong on the ground, and at the same time sent someone to start the on-site evidence collection with a camera.
"Good!"
Qingfeng nodded indifferently to the director beside him, and did not show any resistance, after all, maintaining law and order is the responsibility of the other party, and he should cooperate or cooperate.
"Hey, what do you policemen mean, can't you see Brother Dong injured? Why don't you call a doctor quickly!"
Xu Xiaodong's assistant on the side saw that the police were still taking pictures there to collect evidence, and he exploded on the spot, and shouted to the policeman who was in charge of taking pictures.
"I said this comrade, please cooperate with our work, okay? I can call you, doctor, but whether you are an Internet celebrity or a celebrity, please respect our profession!"
The director frowned when he heard this, but he still politely explained to the assistant, and the proper wording immediately attracted a cheer from the surrounding crowd.
After the doctor from Taolingou arrived, Xu Xiaodong's preliminary examination results were quickly diagnosed, except for a slight abrasion on his arm, there were no other injuries at all.
Even the abrasion was caused by his own accident or intention, and it had nothing to do with Qingfeng, and since it was an injury sustained in Qingfeng's view, Qingfeng agreed to a symbolic compensation of 500 yuan.
And this private competition, because it did not cause bad consequences, the police fined Qingfeng 2,000, but Xu Xiaodong, as a person who picks quarrels and provokes trouble, will be detained for five days in addition to a fine.
When Qingfeng walked out of the police station, the sky was gradually getting dark, except for a few people who ate melons and were ready to watch the excitement, most of them had already left.
After cleaning up the melon seed skins that were knocked all over the ground in the temple, Qingfeng went out to a nearby restaurant for a full meal, although he was fined two thousand five, but he still made a lot of money this time.
And when the moon was in the middle of the day, this live broadcast anti-counterfeiting incident also quickly fermented, becoming more and more popular on the Internet, and directly ranked first in various news rankings.