Chapter 598
Chen Tongfang was stunned: "Shen Yibai, you iron?"
Wang Fu nodded, and said depressedly: "Yes, that dead fat man told me that he wanted to give it to a few of his friends, and now it seems that nine times out of ten he saw a business opportunity and lied to me." ”
Chen Tongfang was stunned for a long time, patted Wang Fu's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Shen Yibai has always had a lot of ghost ideas, so forget it this time, you should be more careful in the future." ”
Zang Zhichao suddenly interjected: "Chen Tongfang, you are so rich, what are you doing at home?"
Chen Tongfang scratched his head and said, "My parents seem to be making games...... Who knows. ”
You don't know who else can know! Everyone looked at him speechlessly, this man was so confused.
Xie Qin looked up at the table in the cafeteria, and was immediately surprised: There are still five minutes to go!
Everyone looked up at the sound, and then exclaimed in unison, and lowered their heads to pick up their meals, and the last five minutes of lunch time passed in the quiet gobbling of everyone.
Back in the dormitory, before taking off his shoes, everyone's eyes habitually looked at Ding Yixiong, who was sitting on Wu Deng's bed and was about to take off his shoes and climb to the top bunk.
Lying on the bed, Wang Chaoren sighed with satisfaction and said, "Brother Lingsheng, scholar, your friend is so powerful, he gave three passes." ”
I don't know how to quickly wash his feet in a short period of time, Ding Yixiong pushed the door and walked in, and when he heard Wang Chaoren say this, he opened his mouth and said: "Yes, I thought it would take some bargaining, but I didn't expect it to come without any effort." ”
Qin Cheng, who had just laid down, sat up again and asked, "When are we going to buy water?"
Wang Chaohumanitarian: "Look for a chance, you can't go during the training, the instructor will inevitably be suspicious when he sees it, and when the East Window incident happens, whether it is a ticket seller, a ticket buyer, or those of us who get free tickets, we will have to eat and walk around." ”
Ding Yixiong thought for a while and said: "It was disbanded after half past eight in the evening, but the supermarket was probably closed by then." He looked up and thought for a while, then smiled bitterly, "So, won't we be able to go anywhere?"
Tao Jian interjected: "Before our instructor sent a small ticket, I'm afraid it was like this. ”
Wang Chaodao: "We can wait for the evening to disband, and go over there to have a look, and it will only take about ten minutes to go back and forth." ”
Everyone nodded in agreement: "That's fine." ”
Wang Chaoren poked his head out of the top bunk and asked Zang Zhichao, "How are you feeling now? Is there enough water to drink?"
I saw that Zang Zhichao just put down an empty bottle over there and smiled at Wang Chaoren: "I feel that my stomach is completely healed, and there is still a bottle of mineral water left, which should last for an afternoon." ”
Everyone hung their heads and said nothing, and their hearts and stomachs just drank so much water, which really deserved to be water rats. Wu Deng, the chief of water, took out the large bottle of mineral water that he had kept all the time, handed it to Zang Zhichao, and said in his mouth: "Save some drink." ”
Zang Zhichao was stunned and said, "Where did this bottle of water come from?"
Wu Deng said: "Let's get an excellent dormitory, and take the prize from the instructor." ”
Zang Zhichao was happy when he saw the water, and took it with a smile and said, "Thank you, I will cherish it." ”
Everyone looked at him and didn't speak, and said in their hearts, can this bottle of water last an afternoon in his hand?
Liu Jiapeng, who was lying on the bed, suddenly said: "I seem to have met another sexual encounter......
Everyone yelled in unison, "Shut up!"
Liu Jiapeng's enthusiasm was extinguished, and he turned over sadly, leaving everyone with a melancholy back, but unfortunately no one noticed it at all.
Ding Yixiong on the other side suddenly sat up and said: "Liu Jiapeng didn't say that I forgot, Xie Qin, what happened to your hero saving the United States this morning~"
Hearing this, everyone looked at Xie Qin ambiguously, and the latter was stared at by them uncomfortably, and said blankly: "What kind of hero saves beauty?"
"That's right, what kind of hero saves beauty!" Qin Cheng and Zang Zhichao shouted in unison, Qin Cheng had been standing at the head of the line, and he couldn't see what was happening on Xie Qin's side, and Zang Zhichao basically didn't go to training all morning.
Ding Yixiong smiled ambiguously: "Our ringtone brother can be regarded as enlightened!" He slapped the bed board fiercely, imitating the tone of the storyteller and said leisurely, "Anyway, during the military sports boxing quiz this morning, the poor girls didn't get a bottle of mineral water, and the evil scalper Wu Ke suddenly discovered a business opportunity, and wanted to make a profit from it, so he peddled the pass to Lu Xiaoyu and Liu Wan, two weak women, and it happened that this scene was seen by our righteous incarnation - Brother Lingsheng." ”
"And then, then what?" Qin Cheng and Zang Zhichao hurriedly urged.
"Think about it, who is Brother Ringing? That's the No. 1 hero in the rivers and lakes! Nanshan has beaten wolves, Beishan has beaten tigers, and big men have caught rats in the bud rice field! Regardless of the queue under his subordinates, there are only one or two hundred who cut in line, and when the road is uneven, he has always drawn a sword to help, do you think such a big hero will let the evil scalpers hurt the two innocent girls?"
Everyone shouted in unison: "No, no!"
...... A bunch of neurotics!!Sechin rubbed his temples and rolled over without speaking.
"I saw that Brother Ringing was furious, patted his chest and roared angrily: 'Oh, Brother Ringtone is here! How can you be presumptuous all night! If the girl has no water, she can use the water that is sprinkled with me!
Xie Qin finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned over and sat up and pointed at Ding Yixiong, and said angrily:
"Are you talking about Brother Lingsheng? What are you talking about Guan Gong!!?"
Such a picture instantly appeared in everyone's minds: Xie Qin's expression was majestic, he was dressed in heroic emerald green armor, his left hand caressed his three-foot hair, and his right hand held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword behind his back, and then ...... With a majestic expression, he reached into the placket of his left hand and took out a bottle of mineral water and held it in the palm of his hand...... Thinking of this, they burst out laughing.
Xie Qin looked at them expressionlessly, and said word by word: "One, point, also, no, good, laugh." ”
Ding Yixiong didn't even look at him, and said with a serious expression: "There is a person who disturbs the atmosphere, what should I do with him?"
Everyone said in unison, "Ignore him!
"You ......" Xie Qin was so angry that he almost vomited blood, only to see Ding Yixiong continue as if no one was around: "The words are divided into two ends, the thief Wu Ke saw Brother Lingsheng's wise and martial appearance, and his arrogance went to seven points at that time, but he said forcefully: 'Oh! Who is coming!' Brother Lingsheng said angrily: 'You are blind!
With a pop, everyone in the dormitory couldn't stand up with laughter.
...... Alas, whatever you want, Xie Qin looked at the elated crowd, and suddenly felt weak, so he silently lay back on the bed and closed his eyes to recuperate.
Ding Yixiong continued to talk about "Brother Lingsheng's Hero Saves the United States" vividly: "The thief Wu Ke was even more frightened when he heard this, but he still beat his spirit and said stiffly: 'Do you know who I am?! I am known as the fourth class of the Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked the four classes of the Beihai Kindergarten - the brain-dead old scalper Wu Ke is also! Hugh has to stop me!"
Xie Qin scolded in his heart, remained silent on the surface, and continued to close his eyes and recuperate.
"Brother Lingsheng is furious, his heart is such a traitorous and evildoer, it is useless to say more! I saw Brother Lingsheng put his hand into his arms, and then pulled his hand out with lightning speed! It was really too late, that time was fast, and a bottle of mineral water appeared in his hand!"
"Ahh And Ding Yixiong saw everyone's reaction even more excited, waved his hands, and said loudly: "Then Wu Ke was shocked when he saw this, and Brother Halberd Finger Ringing said in a trembling voice: 'You...... You really have water?!'"
"What! There really is water!" everyone was shocked, and Zang Zhichao's expression was particularly excited.
Yes, yes, I just have water, and you guys are coming to bite me. Sechin yawned and continued to close his eyes.
I only heard Brother Lingsheng sneer, put his hand into his arms again, and pulled his hand out with lightning speed, and a bottle of mineral water appeared in his hand......! You still have a bottle?!'"
"What! there's actually a bottle!" everyone was shocked, and Zang Zhichao's expression was particularly excited.
Yes, yes, I'm the legendary trench, you're here to bite me. Xie Qin felt as if he had fully accepted this setting, but in fact, it was because Ding Yixiong's voice was so loud that he couldn't stop it with earplugs.
"Why does Xie Qin have two bottles of water!" Zang Zhichao asked.
Ding Yixiong waved his hand again and again: "Don't care about these details, concentrate on listening to the story." Then he said, "That Lu Xiaoyu and Liu Wan were also shocked when they saw this, he actually had two bottles of water! I could only hear the ringing brother laughing loudly, put his hand into his arms again, and pulled his hand out with lightning speed, guess what? He actually had a third bottle of water!!
"What! There are actually three bottles of water!" Everyone was shocked, and Zang Zhichao's expression was particularly excited.
"I contributed a bottle. Tao Jian said with a smile as he gently touched his glasses.
Well, we're not bad for water...... Sechin's consciousness gradually blurred.
The thief Wu Ke had no fighting spirit, he stood in place, pointing at Brother Lingsheng, and he made a sound in his mouth. Brother Lingsheng smiled slightly, and said in his heart that this guy is really weak, and shook the three bottles of water in his hand, Wu Ke's knees weakened, and he knelt down all of a sudden, kowtowed, and said, "It's so rich, kneel for the uncle!"
Everyone nodded again and again, and Zang Zhichao sighed: "It's just a trench." ”
Not bad......
Brother Lingsheng ignored Wu Ke anymore, walked straight to Lu Xiaoyu and Liu Wan, handed over the three bottles of water, and said, "You two girls are also hard-working people, if you don't dislike it, take the three bottles of water from the Sprinkler family and drink it." "Rank and file, guess what Lu Xiaoyu and Liu Wan answered?"