Chapter 60: Actual Combat Lore
The old female bear monster dragged Lan Sheng and wanted to get rid of it, Lan Sheng stiffened up with a carp and stood up, he pointed at the old female bear monster and recited a fixing spell, and the old female bear monster stood there motionless.
The Taoist chief Snow Crane, Mrs. Cedar Seed, and two children, Skylark, and Cloud Swallow all woke up.
Ling'er shouted: "Skylark and Yunyanzi obey the order, I will drive these little goblins to the courtyard, and you will compete with them, and exercise with real guns." Remember, don't let them run. ”
Ling'er slapped three palms and two feet and knocked the four little demons out of the door. When Skylark and Yunyanzi saw a few masters by their side, they didn't feel that they were strong.
The lark held a sword in his hand, grabbed a little demon, and stabbed him in the neck, and in an instant, blood gushed out.
When the old mother bear monster saw one of her sons lying in a pool of blood in an instant, she went crazy and threw herself at the lark.
Due to her excessive grief and anger, she rushed forward with enough strength to break through the shackles of the immobilization spell that Lan Sheng had recited to her.
Xin'er was afraid that the lark would suffer, so she stood beside the lark to guard.
"Master, he'...... He's dead. "The lark has not yet woken up from his fright.
Xin'er said: "The master couldn't see blood before, and if he killed too much, it didn't matter." ”
As he spoke, he drew his knife and fought with the she-bear monster.
The old brown bear monster wheeled the plate axe, and came to a trick of the evil tiger to pounce on the food, and was blocked by the pig dressed as a knife with a knife. He used his housekeeping skills, and the axe rotated in front of the pig's eyes, quite like the Chinese Taishan Eighteen Pan Kung Fu.
The pig was dazzled by the costume, and took a step back.
The old brown bear monster suddenly retracted his axe, turned around, and the axe slashed diagonally.
The pig was dressed as a pig, unable to dodge at all, so he stabbed diagonally at the axe.
At this time, Bangbang, who had just woken up, came out from under the table.
It drilled into the crotch of a black dog, bit the inner thigh of the brown bear monster, and dragged it backwards. The old brown bear demon howled in pain, lowered his head and went to hit the stick.
The pig dressed up and looked at the old brown bear monster's door wide open, first a whirlwind swept the leaves, and forced the old brown bear monster's axe away.
Then he slashed Huashan alone, and the knife was cut off from the head of the old brown bear monster, and from top to bottom, it was split in half at once.
"It's dangerous!"
The pig was dressed as a blood-dripping knife and sighed.
Bangbang jumped out of the pool of blood and stood beside the pig-dressed.
In the courtyard, Ling'er changed Xin'er and fought with the old female bear monster.
Lan Sheng, Wu Gang, and Xin'er all held their hands and stood there observing. They wanted the lark and the cloud swallow to practice more, and finally encountered a real battle, which was a rare opportunity.
Yun Yanzi is fighting a little demon. There were several opportunities for Yun Yanzi to kill the goblin with a sword, but Yun Yanzi couldn't do it. Every time the monster exposed the portal, Yun Yanzi avoided the blade of the sword.
Xin'er was a little anxious, came behind Yun Yanzi, and kicked her hard.
Whispered, "Youkai won't give you a chance." Kill him in three minutes, otherwise, I won't be your master. ”
After saying that, Xin'er stood beside Yun Yanzi and watched her draw her sword.
This monster should be damned, when Xin'er leaned down and lowered her head to talk to Yun Yanzi, he actually stood there and listened. I couldn't hear clearly, so I took another step forward.
Xin'er coughed lightly, and Yun Yanzi struck obliquely with a move, quickly and sharply, and a cold light flashed, stabbing obliquely towards the little demon's left chest.
It may be that the strength is insufficient, and the sword is stuck there after it pierces the ribs of the yokai's chest cortex.
Xin'er's hand waved suddenly, quickly pushing Yun Yanzi's sword-holding elbow, and with this one push, the sword instantly pierced the monster's heart.
She stretched her hand forward again, put it on Yun Yanzi's hand holding the sword, and helped Yun Yanzi pull out the sword hard.
The two movements are coherent, which is a second.
The blood began to seep out little by little, and suddenly it was like water that had broken the river embankment, gushing out, like a high cockscomb, spraying the cloud swallow with blood on his face.
Yun Yanzi had never seen such a scene, and she was stunned for a while, squatting down and vomiting.
Ling'er saw that Yun Yanzi had also opened the killing ring, and there was no need to entangle with the mother bear anymore, so she swung her sword and made a move to scatter the flowers of the fairy.
The sword swung in the air like a scatter of colorful flowers. A sword light flashed, and Pingji needle god, sealing the throat of the she-bear demon.
That is, in half an hour, several bear demons were killed.
When the battlefield was counted and cleaned, it was found that there was one monster missing, and it was the little bear demon who was clamoring to marry Yunyanzi as the lady of the village.
Wu Gang wanted to chase him, but was dissuaded by Ling'er.
Ling'er said, "The bear demon won't go to that cave at this time, just sit and wait for us to kill him." Probably went to his sisters. ”
Several people sat cross-legged on the snow and scrubbed the blood from their bodies with the snow.
The cedar nuts had already entered the kitchen and lit the pot.
After a while, the hot dish was served on the table again.
Everyone continued to drink and talk and laugh, as if the scene that had just happened was just a dream, a dream.
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The pretty boy is good at drinking, because he is a pig demon, with a large body and an amazing amount of alcohol. Usually when I get along with my boyfriend, I hide it and don't dare to drink.
Occasionally drinking with my uncle, I also reminded myself again and again in my heart: "Pretty boy, you can drink less, don't be greedy." As far as the amount of alcohol you drink, if you don't pay attention to it, pour it into your stomach, it's three catties or five catties. ”
The wedding was scheduled for early spring in March.
On the night of the wedding, because I was busy all day, I was a little relaxed, and I was a little greedy for alcohol. While toasting with the groom, he finally found a reason to drink.
Whenever a guest drinks a drink, he, the bride, accompanies the guest for a drink in the form of thanks.
There are dozens of tables of guests, not to mention hundreds of male guests. One person accompanied the thanks, and after this circle, the wine was amazing.
One cup at a time, one cup at a time, frightened the groom. After drinking dozens of tables, it is estimated that there is a ten-pound and eight-pound wine, which has already fallen into his stomach.
When I was walking to the new house, I accidentally fell down. When he got up again, he showed his prototype, covered with pig hair, which frightened the groom.
He shouted loudly: "I am dressed as a pig, I am a god, I am just going to toss you in Lotus City! I am the follower of Taishang Laojun, the door god guard of Princess Chang'e! I want a daughter-in-law, I want a daughter-in-law!" shouted and shouted, and fell to the ground.
Fortunately, Xiao Fei had already made arrangements to let a few little demons follow him. When I saw that he had fallen down, he was drunk and unconscious. A few invisible little demons rushed up and ran away with him.
The bridegroom looked at a pig, drifting rapidly in the air, frightened, curled up in the ground, holding his head and crying.
Xiao Fei hid himself in the air to check, and when he saw that the tossing method of the pretty boy today was very funny and funny, he recorded the image and took it back for Qiao Xiaoman to see.
Qiao Xiaoman sent it to the red fox Shen Liping and the flower fox Liu Wenxuan, making Shen Liping and Liu Wenxuan laugh.
Liu Wenxuan said to Shen Liping: "Mr. Shen, your method is fun. Qiao Xiaoman's arrangement is very funny, and the magic machine is now out of the picture. Where did she find this pretty boy, it's fucking funny. ”
The entire wedding attendees saw this scene. Xiao Fei posted the video in the circle of friends again, one to ten, ten to hundred, and the entire Lotus City knew a person named Pig Dress.
They also compiled this incident into text and posted it in the group with a video:
A pig dressed up is a miracle;
On the day of the wedding, it showed the foreign.
funny and humiliating, and defrauding people of money;
Pretend to be a bride, and see people bring wine.
One person drank ten catties and became a drunken fairy;
Husband, I love you, showing a pig's face.
After this matter fermented, it spread everywhere in Lotus City. The adults coaxed the children to sleep, and the children made trouble, and the adults said, "If you make trouble again and don't sleep, let the pig dress up and catch you." ”
The child shivered with fright, got into the arms of the adult, and fell asleep after a while.
Pigs dressed up as stars.