Chapter 301: Guest Officer, Did You Drop These Two Brands?
"What are you going to do here?" Tong Xiangyu only had time to ask, and slammed his head on the table. [Net.]
Bai Zhantang exclaimed: "You poisoned the dish?"
"What," Ji Wuming shook his head and said, "It's sweat medicine." ”
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!" Mo Xiaobei burst into tears, and before the poor child could recover from the blow of his brother being thrown down the mountain, his sister-in-law was drugged and fainted.
However, Mo Xiaobei's excitement didn't last long, because the next moment he was slapped on the neck by Ji Wuming and fainted.
"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you, don't come here," Lu Xiucai saw Ji Wuxing rushing over, his head shrank, and said, "I'll call you if you come over again!"
Bai Zhantang rushed towards Lu Xiucai like crazy when he saw Ji Wuxian, and asked in a panic: "Xiao Ji, what are you going to do?"
Flutter –
Ji Wuming didn't know where to pull out a stick and knocked Lu Xiucai unconscious.
"What am I going to do?" Ji Wuming opened Tong Xiangyu's hand, pointed to the black thing in Tong Xiangyu's hand and said, "Beacon Thunderbolt, special for the Dragon Gate Dart Bureau, what am I going to do? I'm saving our lives!"
When Bai Zhantang saw the beacon thunderbolt in Tong Xiangyu's hand, he was still very entangled: "Xiao Ji, let's go." ”
"What are you going to do!" Ji Wuming finally relented and said his thoughts, "I have to do such a vote today!"
Bai Zhantang had never seen his good brother Ji Wusheng so crazy, and when he saw Ji Wusheng dragging Lu Xiucai to the backyard, he hurriedly stopped: "What are you doing!"
Ji Wuming said: "If it's a brother, take a handle and throw these into the well!"
"Don't! Don't we say it's okay not to kill people?" Bai Zhantang heard this, this is still worth it? The two good friends of the thief god and the thief saint have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for many years, and they have never killed anyone, why is it going to break today?
Ji Wusheng was so angry by Bai Zhantang that he was almost speechless: "These people have seen us!
Bai Zhantang said: "When will the thief god and the thief saint not be hunted down and killed?"
Ji Wuming said, "What do you mean?"
Bai Zhantang was helpless and began to persuade: "Xiao Ji, my brother is tired and asks you, what are we doing?"
"Thief. ”
"Thief, just steal things and kill people, are we doing it?"
"Then what will he do if he recognizes me later?"
"I don't admit it even if I am killed. ”
"I ......" Ji was speechless.
Bai Zhantang continued to persuade: "It's a big deal, let's hide for a few years, anyway, after doing this ticket, we can rest for a few years." ”
It sounds like Bai Zhantang wants to break through the bottom line of "red and white", but Bai Zhantang is already thinking about how to steal Tong Xiangyu's dowry from Ji Wuming and return it.
Ji Wuming was right to think about it, although he was a thief god, he had been acting with Bai Zhantang since his debut, and he really hadn't killed anyone: "Okay, okay, just do what you say, let's go, take a hand, and carry the kitchen." ”
"Wait!" Bai Zhantang suddenly reacted, "Did we forget something?"
Ji Wuming didn't seem to have a good brain: "What did you forget?"
Bai Zhantang became alert: "Xiao Ji, when we entered this store before, was there still a handyman?"
"Yes, yes, there's a handyman!" Ji Wuming looked left and right, "Oops!"
"Xiao Ji, what's wrong with you?"
"I'm like," Ji Wusheng's expression twisted, clamping his legs, "pulling the egg again." ”
"Pulling eggs again?" Bai Zhantang finally felt that something was wrong.
Squeak –
I saw Luo Xuan carrying a broom and coming in from the main gate.
"Which senior in the rivers and lakes is joking with Bai?" Bai Zhantang was like a great enemy, although he looked at the young man in front of him with his martial arts vision, he clearly looked like he didn't know martial arts, but his intuition told him that the cliff was a master and a master!
Bai Zhantang said to himself in his heart: "Don't doubt yourself, you have never missed a chance to steal the saint over the years, relying on invincible intuition. ”
Bang Dong –
Luo Xuan closed the door, and Bai Zhantang's legs were already trembling: "What is this, the praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind?"
Bai Zhantang judged that this was a black shop before, and the scholar who was knocked out by Ji Wusheng didn't look like a shopkeeper at all, but the young man in front of him looked like a smooth thief (intuition) who cut the path and robbed the road.
Luo Xuan put the broom aside and slapped the two jade pendants on the table: "Guest officer, did you drop these two brands?"
Poof!
Bai Zhantang's legs weakened and sat on the ground.
Thief saint, thief god, the most exquisite light skills in the world, the most exquisite techniques, the most delicate perception of the two people, were unknowingly approached by the gods, and stole the close-fitting jade plate!
Luo Xuan blinked: "Isn't it?"
Bai Zhantang was about to cry: "Senior, if you have something to say, don't scare me!"
"Xiao Ji, Ji has no life, stealing gods. Luo Xuan held one of the signs and beckoned to Ji Wuming.
Ji Wusheng suddenly felt a burst of relaxation between his legs, and the feeling of egg pain and tightness was gone, and he knew that today was planted.
"Then you're a thief?"
Bai Zhantang nodded.
Luo Xuan threw the sign back to Ji Wuming and Bai Zhantang, and said with a smile: "One thief god, one thief saint." I don't take the treasures of the world, I come here to carry boxes for people to do coolies, and I have to be responsible for cooking for people, alas, you two are in vain~~"
Bai Zhantang lowered his head, looked at Ji Wusheng, and said with shame on his face: "That's right!"
Ji Wuming seemed to be inspired to be courageous: "Hey, it's not people who steal, they all leave after stealing, what about him?!After stealing things, he helps people clean up the house!"
Bai Zhantang was anxious: "If you don't wipe your footprints clean, people won't follow you?"
Ji Wuming said: "People sell stolen goods in and out quickly, what about you? ”
"Don't you see you off, aren't you in a hurry when you lose something?" Bai Zhantang looked like a matter of course.
The more the two quarreled, the more energetic they became, and the closer they got to the back door of the inn.
"Wait. Bai Zhantang's eyes widened, and he pulled Ji Wuming to look at the place where Luo Xuan was standing, "What about people?"
"Here!" Luo Xuan appeared behind Ji Wuming and Bai Zhantang, and put his hands on their shoulders respectively.
"You two are too bad, I don't need Zhenyuan, just by my physical strength, I am faster than you. Luo Xuan was very confused at the moment, Bai Zhantang and Ji Wusheng's force value was too low, at most it was at the same level as Xiao Li Flying Knife World Ximen Rou.
Compared to Mo Xiaobei in the state of the Red Flame Madness, Bai Zhantang, who is the armed force of the Tongfu Inn, is now too weak. In the normal world, Bai Zhantang's martial arts, in addition to the Sunflower Point Acupoint and the Light Skill of Stealing the Saint, also include the Hole Punching in the Air, the Thirteen Taibao Golden Bell Jar (practiced on the buttocks), the Six-Vein Divine Sword, the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending, the Divine Palm of Rulai, the Nine Yin True Scripture, the Nine Yang True Scripture, the Great Shift of Qiankun, etc., which are not like things that can be learned by a Sunflower Sect in any case.
Thinking of the two years before the official plot began, Luo Xuan felt that it was necessary to figure out what had happened in the past two years.
"Wait, senior, what did you just say?" Bai Zhantang and Ji Wuming exclaimed in unison, "Zhenyuan?" )8
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