Chapter 625
Ding Yixiong looked very calm, but his voice trembled a little: "You... If you come down, I will come down. ”
This is definitely frozen, Xie Qin laughed secretly, lifted the quilt and turned over to get out of bed, and stood on the ground steadily: "Okay, I'm down." ”
"Okay! Brother Ringtone is a man!" Ding Yixiong stretched out his thumb from the quilt, "Give me five minutes!"
Do you think I'll give you five minutes? Xie Qin laughed, walked up to Ding Yixiong's upper bunk, lifted his quilt, and shouted, "Hurry up and get me down!"
"Ouch, hey!" Ding Yixiong's body curled up in a ball. Xie Qin left him there, and then lifted everyone's quilts in turn, and the bedroom suddenly became a ghost crying wolf.
Seeing everyone curling up and shouting cold, Xie Qin was secretly refreshed, and his mood suddenly turned cloudy and clear.
After a while, eight sturdy men sat in a circle around the table, and seven of them were shivering.
"So," Xie Qin, who had completely warmed up, looked around at everyone, and finally fixed his gaze on Ding Yixiong, who was shaking, and asked leisurely, "What are we going to do next?"
Everyone looked at Ding Yixiong together, only to hear Xie Qin ask again: "Didn't you say that you want to spend a man's night, and what man's activities are next?"
Ding Yixiong was inspired when he heard this, and said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, why didn't I think of it!" As he spoke, he got up and arched under his and Wu Deng's beds, took out two bottles of Chaoyang beer and put them on the table, "This is the man's activity! Eight men drink men's drinks together, and it feels like boys and girls meeting each other frankly!"
...... What kind of parable is this? The crowd looked at him blankly.
"That, I want to say," Liu Jiapeng raised his hand, "If we say that we met honestly, didn't we already meet frankly when we detained the pot just now!"
"No, no, no," Ding Yixiong said with an unfathomable expression, "Just now it was just physical, it was an outward frank meeting, and now the eight of us are drinking Chaoyang beer together, it is spiritual, and the deep candor is ......"
...... Everyone looked at Ding Yixiong blankly, and saw that he let out a sigh of relief, and continued as if he was very touched, "Men, only by seeing each other frankly can we enhance our feelings." ”
...... This sounds true, but how can it feel so awkward when it comes out of Ding Yixiong's mouth? Everyone frowned and looked at him.
"Damn!" Wang Chaoren scolded, "Don't you dare not say it so ambiguously, it makes it look like a collective foundation." ”
Liu Jiapeng, a good student, asked suspiciously: "Professor Ding, didn't you say that frank and honest meeting between the opposite sex is true love?"
"I didn't say that honest meeting between men is true love, where do you want to go?" Ding Yixiong shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly to Wang Chaoren and Liu Jiapeng, "Friendship and love are not the same thing," the next sentence is said to Liu Jiapeng alone, "Remember, you still have a lot to learn." ”
Liu Jiapeng nodded thoughtfully, and almost took out a pen and paper to take notes.
"So, take out the wine," Ding Yixiong raised it and listened to Chaoyang Beer, "Come to this pain!" Seeing the lack of interest of everyone, he added in a timely manner, "Drinking is very warm-warming." Before the words fell, everyone's eyes immediately focused on the Chaoyang beer in his hand.
If there is a temperature in the eyes, this beer can may melt directly, Ding Yixiong saw this and hurriedly said: "Everyone has a share, everyone listens to it! Everyone go and get it!"
Everyone arched under the bed in unison, and soon, sixteen Chaoyang beer was neatly placed on the table, eight people surrounded the table, sixteen eyes flashed green and stared closely at the beer on the table, if it wasn't for Ding Yixiong's repeated strict stopping, these frozen ghosts would probably have started drinking the beer when they took it out.
"Then ......" Ding Yixiong noticed that everyone was about to lose control, so he leaned over and asked Qin Cheng, "Elder Room, do you have anything to say before you start drinking?"
"Huh?" Qin Cheng didn't expect Ding Yixiong to pull him at this time, he was stunned for a moment, thought for a long time, scratched his head and said, "Everyone eat and drink well, be happy, well, that's all." ”
Zang Zhichao smiled: "It seems that there is nothing to eat." ”
Wang Superman gave him a slap on the head: "You know how to eat!"
If you knew that it was okay to eat, the problem is that this guy has a funny brain, and he doesn't remember that he bought food in the supermarket in the afternoon! Didn't you buy several bags of that Bajie meat? Xie Qin secretly complained in his heart, are you selling stupidity?
Ding Yixiong was just about to say something, Wang Chaoren suddenly raised his hand and said, "It's time for me to say, right?"
Ding Yixiong was stunned when he heard this: "What?"
Wang Chaodao: "After the head of the dormitory has finished speaking, it is my turn to speak next, right?"
Ding Yixiong was stunned when he heard this: "Why?"
Wang Chaoren was furious: "Because I'm the chief!"
"That's right," Ding Yixiong sighed, "Then you can say it." ”
Wang Chaoren glanced at Ding Yixiong, frowned and said, "You seem to be very reluctant." ”
Ding Yixiong shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "Alas, what else can I do if I go to this kind of thing, you can talk about it." ”
Wang Chaoren was furious: "You get out of here!" Then he ignored him, adjusted his emotions, coughed dryly, and looked like a leader speaking, "Such a good night, all the stars gather ......"
Today is cloudy, Xie Qin secretly reminded him in his heart.
"Let's all come together ......"
Ding Yixiong waved his hand to interrupt Wang Chaoren's speech: "He means eat well, drink well, and play well, that's it, okay, he's done." ”
"Hey!" Wang Chaoren finally became angry and yelled, "What do you mean!"
Ding Yixiong sighed and said: "I'm helping you to make a long story short, okay, you guy doesn't look at the time, place and place, we are all frozen like this, you still have to talk nonsense for more than an hour, do you think it is appropriate?" He raised his left hand and looked at the time, "What's more, the lights will go out in about twenty minutes, what should we do then?"
Wang Chaoren looked at everyone when he heard this, and everyone nodded again and again, expressing their agreement with Ding Yixiong's words, Wang Chaoren had to sigh and sit down when he saw this, and muttered in a low voice: "Who said I would talk a little, at most half an hour......
No one paid attention to him, Ding Yixiong clapped his hands: "Okay, let's start." ”
There was a crackling sound of opening the rings.
"By the way," Ding Yixiong asked Liu Jiapeng, "You seem to have said that you drank beer in the afternoon, right?"
Liu Jiapeng nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Ding Yixiong said happily: "It's so good, everyone doesn't seem to have drunk alcohol, and I don't know how much alcohol it is, but if you have drunk it, the amount of alcohol must not be small, and if everyone falls down at that time, you will have to accompany me to continue drinking!"
Liu Jiapeng had a light-hearted expression, and said arrogantly: "No problem!
"Okay!" Ding Yixiong picked up his thumb and exclaimed, "As the so-called back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, you and I are both masters and apprentices, and drinking friends, it's really kissing and kissing!"
"The professor is too prestigious! I dare not be a professor!" Liu Jiapeng hung his head and bowed his hand, looking like a humble student.
"It's you who are too modest!" Ding Yixiong returned the salute, the two glanced at each other, and then laughed.
Xie Qin looked at this scene and secretly said in his heart, how could he feel so disobedient...... These two people went to the wrong set, right?
And a few other people felt depressed when they saw this scene, saying that they wanted to increase their relationship by drinking beer, but this is only the relationship between the two of you, right?
Ding Yixiong's interest was unusually high, and he held up Chaoyang beer high and said loudly: "Let's replace the glass with cans, cheers!"
Everyone followed and raised their beers, and Liu Jiapeng was the most excited: "Cheers!"
After taking a big sip, everyone was stunned while tasting the taste of beer, and when they looked at their sight, they would find that Liu Jiapeng was sleeping soundly on the table, and his saliva flowed from the table.
“......”
The bedroom was quiet, and after a while, Ding Yixiong's voice sounded faintly: "It's not that I haven't seen a small amount of wine, I've seen a bottle poured, a can poured, a cup poured, but I haven't seen a mouthful." Today I kind of opened my eyes. ”
The crowd nodded approvingly.
Ding Yixiong slammed the table in frustration and scolded in a low voice: "I should have known that this thing was a big pit! It has been a pit for me for a whole day! Which tendon is wrong for me and I chose to believe him once!"
Wang Chaoren patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Life is in the world, when the brain is pumped, nine times out of ten, look away." ”
Ding Yixiong stared at Wang Chaoren silently for a long time, and then asked, "Are you praising me or hurting me?"
"Hey, it's not interesting to explain it," Wang Chaoren waved his hand, "If you live too soberly in life, there will be too much pain, you have to learn to be confused, the so-called confusion is rare, it is rare to be confused!"
Ding Yixiong laughed dryly a few times, and asked rhetorically: "Actually, you are hurting me, right?"
"Hey, don't think about the worst," Wang Chaoren patted him on the shoulder, "I didn't hear what I just said, it's rare to be confused, it's rare to be confused!"
Ding Yixiong looked at him expressionlessly, and asked rhetorically, "Sure enough, you are hurting me, right?"
"Ahem," Wang Chaoren coughed dryly, holding up Chaoyang beer to persuade everyone, "Drink, drink!"
Everyone "toasted" and took another big sip.
Ding Yixiong gently patted Wang Chaoren's shoulder, and asked with a smile, "You were hurting me just now, right?"
How do you still remember this? Wang Chaoren felt a headache and quickly raised the jar: "Cough, drink!"
Everyone "toasted" and took another big sip.