Chapter 221: "Marriage to the Sky"
Zhu Bajie's body twisted, deliberately retreating as advance, and said: "Senior brother, don't make fun of me! Let's think about the long term!"
Sun Wukong said lightly: "What else do you care? You have said it well in the back door, and your mother has already been called, what else do you care? Tonight, I will ask Master to be a male family, Jia Shizhu to be a female family, Lao Sun to be a witness, and Monk Sha to be a matchmaker." You don't have to go to see the Yellow Calendar anymore, tonight is an auspicious day, you come to worship the master, worship the mother, and don't need to worship the church anymore, just go into the cave room and be a son-in-law!"
Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Seng, Tang Seng still didn't make a sound, it seemed that he acquiesced, he was happy in his heart, but he said: "No! No! How can this be!"
"Idiot, don't pretend! Your mother doesn't know how many screams she has made, what else can't you do? Hurry up and enter the cave room, we can also have some delicious wine, and we have to thank you!"
Sun Wukong stood up as he spoke, walked over, grabbed Zhu Bajie with one hand, and grabbed Jia's with the other: "Mother-in-law, take your son-in-law in." ”
Jia Shi thanked Tang Seng with a smile, and then instructed the maidservant: "Prepare for the evening fast and entertain the three in-laws! I will take my brother-in-law back to the room!"
Zhu Bajie was full of joy and followed Jia Shi to the back door. The lights in the inner room were not very bright, and the door was not very clear.
Zhu Bajie thought: This is good, the old pig can't see the road clearly, the girls can't see the old pig clearly, the lights are hazy, just Lang is doing things with concubines, hehehe!
Zhu Bajie happily followed his mother-in-law inside, the lights were dim, and he didn't know how many houses there were on the floor, because his vision was not clear, he only felt that there were stumbling on the threshold everywhere.
Zhu Bajie stumbled to the ground, almost fell down several times, and called softly as he walked: "Mother, mother, go slowly, go slowly! I'm not familiar with the road, you take me with me!"
"These are warehouses, warehouses, mills, and so on, and they haven't reached the kitchen yet!" Jia Shi walked lightly, without looking back.
"What a big family!" Zhu Bajie secretly praised, such a big family business will be surnamed Pig in a blink of an eye, and it is worth it to fall a few times!
Zhu Bajie stumbled all the way, and walked around for a while before he arrived in the inner hall.
The red candles in the inner hall room were brilliant, and the two entered the room, and Jia Shi said: "Son-in-law, your senior brother said that today is an auspicious day, so he hurriedly recruited you in." Time is in a hurry, there is no Mr. Yin and Yang, there is no worship, and there is no new house, everything will be ordered, you just bow up a few times. ”
"Mother, you're right. Please sit down! I will bow a few times, just as a worship hall, and also as a thank you, the two things are done together, just to save trouble!" Zhu Bajie smiled, his heart was full of joy and urgency, just looking forward to entering the cave room quickly!
Jia Shi smiled, walked to the chair in the middle and sat upright: "It's okay, it's okay, you are really a son-in-law who can save trouble and run the family!
Zhu Bajie straightened his appearance, knelt down and bowed to Jia's family a few times, got up after worshipping and asked, "Mother, which sister do you give me?"
"I'm also worried about this, marry the eldest daughter to you, I'm afraid the second daughter will complain about me, I'll marry the second daughter to you, I'm afraid the third daughter will complain, and I'll marry the third daughter to you, and I'm afraid that the eldest daughter will blame. I don't know what to do?" Jia Shi said with a frown.
"Mother, since you're afraid of them fighting, give it all to me! Save yourself from making noise and hurting the harmony of the family!" Zhu Bajie was anxious.
Jia Shi looked surprised: "How can there be such a reason! You alone want to occupy my three daughters?"
Zhu Bajie smiled and explained: "Mother, look at what you said, how can this be said to be occupied? Man, which one does not have three wives and four concubines? Even if there are a few more, your son-in-law will also laugh and accept it, and I can handle it." Mother, don't you know, I have met masters before, and I have learned the method of fighting on the bed, which can not only fight for a long time, but also melee, and ensure that they are served one by one to make them happy!"
When he said this to his mother-in-law, Jia Shi didn't blush, but just shook his head and said, "It's not good! It's not good! I thought of a good idea: I have a handkerchief here, and you cover your head to cover your eyes, and you will get married." I told my daughters to walk past you one by one, and you reached out to hug them, and if you got them, I would give them to you!"
I wanted to marry a few together, but my mother-in-law disagreed, so I had to think about it in the long run. Zhu Bajie was helpless and listened to Jia's words.
Jia Shi took out a red, thick and large square handkerchief and handed it to Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie took it and put it on his head, the material of this handkerchief is really good, the cloth is tightly woven, and even the shoulders are covered on the head, and the two eyes can't see through the layer of cloth, and he has become a blind man.
Zhu Bajie didn't care, thinking that my old pig is very capable, how can a few delicate women not be able to hold it? Even if I tie my feet, I jump and jump, I have to hold one with both hands and one in one hand!
"Mother, I've covered it, hurry up and ask my sisters to come out!" Zhu Bajie urged.
Jia Shi looked at Zhu Bajie's appearance, pursed his lips and smiled, and shouted to the inner room: "It's true! Love, love, mercy, come out! Hit the sky and get married! Whoever you hold, Elder Zhu is whose husband!"
In the inner hall, the sound of rings jingled, and the fragrant fragrance of Lan Ru Musk wafted into Zhu Bajie's long nose.
Zhu Bajie listened attentively, and heard the sound of small footsteps coming to his side, and his rough skin seemed to feel the breeze brought by the girls' long skirts and big sleeves.
It must be three beauties coming!
Zhu Bajie was busy concentrating, listening to the argument, and stretched out his two big hands to touch people!
The giggles of the warbler and the swallow rang out, flickering left and right. Zhu Bajie's heart was moved, with a smile on his face, and he stretched out his two big hands and walked around the hall.
Four women who look delicate, but their skills seem to be very flexible. Zhu Bajie obviously heard someone on the left, rushed over and reached out to hug it, but he hugged a thick pillar, and his long mouth hit the pillar. He endured the pain, heard someone on his right, pretended to take a few steps forward, then suddenly turned to the right and pounced, and with another thud, he hit a wall.
Zhu Bajie turned around again and looked for the sound to touch it elsewhere. The footsteps are heard in front, hugged in the back, coming and going, only to feel that there are people everywhere, and there is no one everywhere. There were a few times when I obviously touched the crony, but it slipped away like a water snake.
Zhu Bajie ran east and west, swooped forward and hugged, touched left and right, ran straight and dizzy, couldn't stand steadily, his eyes were full of Venus, he felt that the sky was spinning, and he didn't hold half of it. I don't know how many falls I have fallen, how many walls I have hit, and I still have nothing to gain from my nose and swollen face.
After touching for a long time, Zhu Bajie really couldn't move, sat on the ground with his buttocks, and said breathlessly: "Mother, mother, your daughter is so slippery, I can't hold it...... Ahem...... I can't hold it! I can't help it! I can't help it!"
Jia Shi said: "Daughters, let's all go in!"
The footsteps sounded for a while, as if the three daughters had gone into the inner room, and the inner hall was quiet again. Jia Shi came to Zhu Bajie's side, reached out and took off the handkerchief on his head, and smiled softly: "Son-in-law, it's not that my daughter is slippery, it's that they are humble to each other and don't want to recruit you!"
Zhu Bajie gasped, when he heard this, he only felt that he was tired, his heart was sad, and he was speechless, and he said after a while: "Mother, since they are unwilling to recruit me, you recruit me!"
"My good son-in-law! It's so big and small, even my mother-in-law wants it!"
"No way, they don't want me. Zhu Bajie muttered.
"Well, I have another way. All three of my daughters are ingenious, and they once knitted a pearl brocade undershirt by themselves. I'll take it out and try it on for you, and see which one you can wear, that's fate, I'll call which one to match you!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay! This is a good way! Mother, why didn't you do this earlier? I have been busy for a long time, and it hurts everywhere! Mother, you bring those three pieces to me to wear, and if they are all dressed, let them all recruit me." "Zhu Bajie is in spirit again.
Jia Shi turned around and walked into the room, and when he came out, he only had one piece of clothing in his hand.
Zhu Bajie thought to himself, I'll try this first, and then ask her to get something else.
Zhu Bajie took off his monk's robe, took the sweatshirt, and put it on his body in three or two clicks. Just as he was about to fasten the buckle strap, he suddenly stood unsteadily, and hit a pillar in the house, and the whole person was attached to the pillar.
Zhu Bajie looked down and saw what kind of undershirt clothes he was wearing, and it turned out to be a few ropes, which tied him tightly and tied him to the pillar. The rope was strangled into the meat, Zhu Bajie was in pain, and when he looked up, he saw that the Jia family had long been gone, and there were still any houses, only big pine trees!
Tang Seng and the three of them took advantage of Zhu Bajie's blessing last night, ate a full meal, and someone arranged a bed, and slept well until dawn, when the white light was dazzling, and they all woke up.
The three of them opened their eyes and said, "Oh! Why are you sleeping on the grass?"
Tang Seng turned over and climbed up, panicking and shouting at Wukong Wukong. Monk Sha also jumped up and shouted: "It's over! It's over! Senior brother, we've met a ghost!"
Sun Wukong turned his head and looked at it: "We are unharmed, we didn't meet a ghost." ”
"Then why did we sleep here?" Tang Seng asked.
"Sleeping under this pine forest, with a mat and a futon cover, it's quite comfortable, I don't know where Bajie suffers?"
Tang Seng was puzzled: "How could he be offended?"
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Yesterday, the ladies and daughters of that family must have been the Bodhisattvas somewhere, maybe we fell asleep in the middle of the night, and the Bodhisattvas went, and Bajie followed the Bodhisattva to be a son-in-law at night, and he must have suffered!"