Chapter 0110: How Much Is the Jade Emperor's Face Worth
Tangled is all the feelings of the Jade Emperor at this moment. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info thought that after many eras, after coming to the world, they could taste extraordinary food. Who would have thought that it would be such a big meal. This dead bald head is too playable.
But things have come to this point, and it is impossible for the Jade Emperor to leave it alone. But how can you manage it? Let Chen Yi let go, don't fight the idea of the Four Seas Domain? It is estimated that it is a bit hanging, this monk is much more difficult to deal with than that Sun Monkey. The most important thing is to make first-hand food.
It is really unreasonable for the Dragon King of the Four Seas to give up the territory that he has been operating for many years. What's more, Chen Yi's guy only knows how to grab land, he doesn't know how to do things, and he has to do the work of spreading clouds and rain, and he has to be done by the Dragon King of the Four Seas.
After thinking about it, the Jade Emperor still chose a compromise method, and said to both parties: "Since this emperor has come here, I will finish this matter for you." Each side took a step back, and the four Dragon Monarchs each ceded a part of their territory to the Holy Venerable......"
"What if I want them all?" Chen Yi said lightly, and smiled kindly.
But when these words were heard in the ears of the Jade Emperor, they were a little unpleasant. I, the dignified Jade Emperor, have wiped my face to coordinate with the two of you, and you still say this kind of thing, don't give face?
However, the Jade Emperor did not show any anger, looked at Chen Yi and said: "Holy Venerable, you masters and apprentices are still going to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures, what do you want to do with so much territory?
Hearing the words of the Jade Emperor, the sentient beings were directly confused, and they couldn't figure out what this was going on. Is it wrong that the Jade Emperor, the lord of the Three Realms, wants a monk who learns scriptures to give him face?
Especially the Dragon King of the Four Seas, his heart kept running wildly with countless African buffaloes...... No, it's an American elephant running wildly, that's a shock, that's an uncomfortable.
Looking at Chen Yi again, he continued to smile, and did not immediately answer the words of the Jade Emperor, but changed the topic and said: "What, didn't you ask Wukong to invite you down to eat, how can you forget about the business? ”
The little white dragon on the side also hurriedly spoke: "Jade Emperor, please take a seat, the wedding banquet will start immediately." ”
The Jade Emperor knew that Chen Yi, the dead bald donkey, must be dissatisfied with his way of dealing with it, so he let everyone eat first. But he didn't say anything, take this opportunity to communicate with Chen Yi again, don't embarrass himself in front of all beings.
The Dragon King of the Four Seas was also dissatisfied with the Jade Emperor's treatment, so he stayed, but while eating, he discussed countermeasures.
In this way, the wedding of the little white dragon was finally held, and the auspicious time of the arrangement was missed. But to have Guanyin Bodhisattva participate, it is possible to ignore the time. Now, even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are here, do you care when he is not from time to time?
Therefore, Mi Yaoyao also hurriedly arranged it in great happiness, and happiness was overflowing on her beautiful face, and she knew at a glance that this woman must be the happiest woman in the world today.
After the guests were seated, Xiao Bailong led Mi Yaoyao and toasted one by one from the Jade Emperor. The guests were also happy to send their blessings, and even Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the West Sea, didn't dare to say anything, and reluctantly drank the toast of the little white dragon.
After three rounds of wine, it means that everyone has eaten time, and only drinking wine on an empty stomach is not a way to maintain one's health. In this way, it also gives everyone a chance to chat and talk about topics that interest them.
The Jade Emperor sat next to Chen Yi, and while eating these delicious dishes, he asked: "Holy monk, are you still dissatisfied with the treatment of the Emperor? ”
Chen Yi smiled and said: "There is a first time for everything, right, and when it comes to face, how much is that face worth? ”
As he spoke, Chen Yi picked up a bowl of rice and poured it into the purple gold bowl, while looking at the Jade Emperor and said, "Jade Emperor, you also used some rice, the taste and so on, you should also know." Now, if you try the bowl of the poor monk again, let's talk about anything else. ”
The Jade Emperor was a little puzzled, but he didn't refuse, took the rice handed by Chen Yi, and put some into his mouth.
"It's ......"
With just one bite, the Jade Emperor was stunned, his face full of incredulity. Immediately, he hurriedly put the rice in his mouth, as if he had been hungry for several epochs and had nothing to eat.
This bowl of rice, the Jade Emperor ate a different feeling, a feeling that he wanted very much, but couldn't get it.
Ding Ding is strong, this is what a longing thing for the Jade Emperor, who has lived for more than 200 million years. It's a pity that he searched all over the Three Realms, but to no avail, he could only hold this discomfort in his heart.
Moreover, he couldn't see what others were doing in that regard, so he made a rule, that is, the people of the immortal family should not move their hearts, they should not have love, and they could not have those things in bed.
The immortals were naturally kept in the dark, and even the Queen Mother thought that the Jade Emperor would come up with such a very inhumane regulation in order to make everyone better cultivate.
However, Chen Yi's way of thinking is not like this, he knows that these guys who are emperors are not good things. Especially in that regard, it is even more undesirable.
The emperor of an empire has to engage in three palaces, six courts, and thousands of concubines. And the old immortal in front of him, but the master of the Three Realms, can he be less?
But what about the facts? The Queen Mother was the only old thing, and besides, after so many years, seven girls were born, could he have no other ideas? But why didn't he act on it?
Among them, this old guy must be unable to do that anymore. That's why he pretends to be so serious, and he will specify the broken rules of how many immortals are worried.
Don't do to others what you don't want, but the Jade Emperor Lao'er can't do it to himself, so he does it to others, so that all the immortals can't enjoy it in that regard. Whoever dares not to believe in evil is to anger Tianwei and push it up to the immortal platform without discussion.
Therefore, Chen Yi has a good way to subdue the Jade Emperor, so that he can rise again in terms of sexual affairs.
Fortunately, during this period of time, Chen Yi's cultivation has been greatly improved, and he can master the function of the purple gold bowl to change the attributes of food, and he can choose what he wants among the many functions he wants. Of course, a food can only have a maximum of three attributes.
Now, what is added to the rice for the Jade Emperor Lao'er is the 'sexual ability' enhancement attribute, so that the old guy just took a bite, and he felt the magic, Hulala turned over a large bowl of rice, and looked at Chen Yi unfinished.
Chen Yi smiled and said: "Enough can be stopped, just enough can be stopped! This can't be rushed, otherwise it will definitely backfire, and it will never be remedied." ”
"Why?" the Jade Emperor couldn't help but ask, he really wanted to rise all of a sudden.
Chen Yi took a sip of wine and said: "You haven't been useful for many years, and your function has deteriorated too severely, so you can only make up for it slowly and continuously." Of course, only poor monks can do this. If you don't believe ......"
"Believe! Emperor Ben absolutely believes!" The Jade Emperor interrupted Chen Yi's words and took the initiative to propose: "The Holy Monk wants to unify the four seas, but in fact, this is what the Emperor has been thinking for many years, and he can't let the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas go their own way. It's just that I haven't found a suitable person. ”
When the wedding banquet was over, the emperor issued a decree to return the four seas to the hands of the holy monks, and the holy monks would govern them in a unified manner. Come, Bendi salutes the holy monk for a cup!"
After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor did it first as a respect, without the slightest hesitation. This made Chen Yi almost laugh out loud, thinking, what kind of Jade Emperor's face, how much is it worth? Isn't it just a bowl of rice?