Chapter 10 Your Brain Is Really Eco-Friendly
Zhang Yixian responded to the topic of the Taoist with a smile, and there was novelty in his words, and the Taoist nodded in admiration from time to time, and sighed in his heart: The difference between true gods and ordinary monks is really big.
After chatting for a long time, the two sides also exchanged names, it turned out that this person was Zhang Pingfeng, the younger disciple of the contemporary heavenly master of Longhu Mountain, who had been cultivating for more than 50 years, with medium qualifications, and there was still hope for becoming an immortal.
Zhang Yixian also revealed a little bit of identity information, coupled with a mouth that can bluff people, there is not much truth in the words, and he guessed in his heart, will this Zhang Pingfeng be his ancestor?
Thinking about it, he went out of his mind, from modern times to ancient times, and from the mortal world to the heavenly court that he had never seen before. I thought that since I even sat in the seat of the city god, would I be able to meet those characters from ancient Chinese myths and legends when I went back to heaven to report on my work in the future.
And just when Zhang Yixian was thinking about it, a white light flashed in the sleeves of the Taoist Zhang Pingfeng who was sitting in front of him, and then a rune floated in front of him, and after spontaneous combustion without fire, the ashes formed a line of small words in front of his eyes, to the effect that there was something in the sect, let him return quickly.
Taoist Zhang Pingfeng saw that Zhang Yixian was distracted, and he didn't bother for a while, but took out a golden rune from his sleeve and put it on the table and stool, added a fine note to explain it, and left a rune-shaped jade pendant as a token, got up and saluted him before stepping on the void and leaving.
After another half a ring, when Zhang Yixian came back to his senses, there was a golden rune in front of him, and in addition to a rune-shaped jade pendant, where was the figure of Taoist Zhang Pingfeng.
"This person is interesting, just go, and leave a talisman, sure enough, he is worthy of being a master of Longhu Mountain, huh? This says that this is left by the ancestor of the founding school of Longhu Mountain, and the power is endless, it seems that I have picked up a treasure today." Hurriedly put the golden rune into the Chenghuang Golden Seal and put it away, and looked at the rune-shaped jade pendant, Zhang Yixian continued to pick up the low-grade immortal sword, thinking about the addiction of a sword immortal, but at this moment, he felt his body feel a burst of comfort.
Not only did the whole person feel refreshed, but even the Golden Seal of the City God was also a burst of joy.
"What's going on? How could there be such a big change, and there is still a trace of cool incense power gushing out of the body, it must be where the City God Temple is. ”
Zhang Yixian didn't have time to think about it, he stepped on the void under his feet and rushed to the direction of the City God Temple, and before he could get closer, he heard a rough voice say: "Dad, why don't we put a few trumpet flowers on the top of the City God's head, maybe the City God's grandfather loves beauty." ”
"Dad, why don't we pinch the face of Lord Chenghuang a little fatter. In this way, it seems that this City God Temple is rich. ”
"No, no, no, Dad, I think we should make a mouth for the city god, otherwise the city god will not pout, then how long will it last." ”
Hearing these voices, Zhang Yixian, who had just come to the threshold of the City God Temple, almost fell with a big figure at his feet.
"Whose children are these, the ideas are all green and pollution-free, and this brain is also environmentally friendly. Zhang Yixian gritted his teeth, and as soon as he stepped into the hall of the Chenghuang Temple, he saw eight or nine ragged men kneeling on the ground in a row, and there was a mahogany table used for worship in front of him, on which there was also a roast chicken, half of the pig's head, a few eggs, and more than a dozen pillars of burning sandalwood were inserted in the ashtray at the front.
"It turned out to be the old Qintou family, this should be regarded as the first pillar of incense in my City God Temple, this family is honest and sincere, hardworking and capable, and the most important thing is that they are my first batch of incense disciples, so they have to live a good life. ”
Forgetting the unpleasantness just now, Zhang Yixian sat next to the clay statue of the city god "carefully made" by Lao Qintou's family, and looked at the records about Lao Qintou's family in his hand, and found that the family's female popularity was not very good.
The eldest Qin Da Niu is twenty-four or five years old, and he doesn't even have a daughter-in-law, let alone the other brothers.
And the most interesting thing is that I invited a matchmaker to kiss before, and the matchmaker asked for the benefit fee of two chickens, but for the sake of two chickens, the eldest daughter-in-law flew, and the impression of Lao Qin's family slamming the door spread.
"It seems that the old Qintou family's environmentally friendly brain is really innate. The more he looked at it, the more Zhang Yixian felt that Lao Qintou's family was endearing, all because of the jokes made by his heart, but they were miscommunicated by others and became a shortcoming.
"Looks like it's time to do my duty as a city god. Put away the "life and death book", Zhang Yixian carefully looked at the statue reshaped by the old Qin Tou's family for themselves, according to the custom, for the local gods to reshape the statue must be sacrificed with three animals and six animals, and the gods of the four directions, the wind and rain in all directions must be witnessed, and finally inform the heaven and earth, and then cover the whole body with a red brocade cloth for the reshaped statue, so that the people in the place under its jurisdiction can worship everyone to be justified.
Obviously, Lao Qintou's family did not have this condition to show three animals and six livestock, so they handed over the red cloth wrapped in the statue or Lao Qintou bought the family's pigs in exchange.
Everyone in the village said that Lao Qin was obsessed, but because he was not bad to everyone in the village on weekdays, and there was a lot of labor in the family, no one said it in front of him.
Zhang Yixian sighed that the working people in ancient China were really simple, and they had to fulfill their promises when they scattered their wealth.
Zhang Yixian recalled in his mind the unmarried children in the place under his jurisdiction, and paid attention to it for a while, took out the "life and death book" to find the marriage chapter, filled in several marriageable sons of the old Qin Tou's family, and filled in a few families with medium family conditions, and then stamped it with the Chenghuang Golden Seal, and then let it fly to the heavens and hang it on the moon tree.
After doing all this, Zhang Yixian felt that there seemed to be something missing, thinking about it, how to say that his City God Temple was also built, but it lacked a temple Zhu, and looked at Lao Qintou and felt that he was a candidate, but he still had to be tested.
After deciding that Zhang Yixian didn't care if it was still broad daylight, a dream technique entered the center of Lao Qintou's eyebrows from his fingertips, and Lao Qintou snored in broad daylight under the gaze of several sons.
In Lao Qintou's dream, Zhang Yixian transformed the entire dream according to his own ideas, set some plots, and quietly watched Lao Qintou's reaction.
In the dream, after Lao Qintou served as the temple blessing of the City God Temple, the incense here continued to flourish, and there were many people who donated merit money every day, and Lao Qin Tou, under the impetus of the dream, did not embezzle the money, but used most of it to maintain the operation of the City God Temple, and also used the remaining part to help the poor.
An hour passed, Lao Qintou woke up, pushed away his sons, and came to the newly erected clay statue of the city god, knelt on the ground with a snap, his forehead touched the ground, and made a big bow of three kneels and nine bows.
In the dream, Zhang Yixian had already explained that he would let Lao Qintou come to the City God Temple to do temple blessings, take care of the mundane things here, and develop incense.
Subsequently, Zhang Yixian used his mana to move some gold from the leylines and hide it in front of the open space of the City God Temple.
When Old Qin Tou dug out the golden gold despite the obstruction of several brothers, everyone was dumbfounded, only Old Qin Tou grinned with jagged teeth.